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Fred April 2nd, 2010 03:16 AM

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On 1-Apr-2010, wrote:

Near as I can
figure, he hasn't done _anything" significant...and I'll even ignore the
whole
"health care bill" debacle,
into Iraq and Afghanistan...you
know, them there places Obama SWORE he'd get the **** out of about 13
seconds after he got into office...


I have come to the conclusion that Obama has no power and is a lying ****bag
like all politicians
We live in an oligarchy where the masters of war - must protect their
inverstments

War is great biz hence increasing troop strength in Afghanistan while doing
little in Iraq except mainrtaining the status quo is grea t Dropping bombs
that cost millions and we will replace w more millions $$$$$
****in great business
I dealt w guys who make miltary uniforms
Some proft!!!
No bid contracts llike Haliburton?

Do we really expect to win these wars ? In Afghanistan come on!!!!!
We could be there 50 yrs and they would only hate us more

Then, there is his environmental promises and statements to the contary -
he has as of yesterday increased off shore drilling
thereby further destroying our planet
When we pollute the oceans and kill tthe rivers we can NEVER undo this.
Humans can create things but they cannot create healthy rivers and lakes

Obama is just one in a long line of self-aggrandizing ****balls
Just another politico w loud intentions and little substance

Hence as our chickens say Cluuuuuuuk Cluluuuuk Cluuuck
I speak to chickens !
I am the chicken whisperer!!!!

Frank Purdue

David LaCourse April 2nd, 2010 03:17 AM

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On 2010-04-01 21:30:06 -0400, jeff said:

i'm happy to pay my taxes...and, i'm pleased to know i'm helping you.
kinda like those soup kitchens you donate time and effort to, huh? g

jeff (who has known for a long, long time that most of anything
considered worthy about me is because of a woman)


Food pantry, not soup kitchen. I miss the folks invoved with it. Now
I work one morning a week for the White County Meals on Wheels. Not
quite the same clientele g but it keeps me out of trouble. Will do
the Lowell Pantry when we return to Taxachusetts.



David LaCourse April 2nd, 2010 03:19 AM

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On 2010-04-01 20:15:11 -0400, jeff said:

On 4/1/2010 4:57 PM, David LaCourse wrote:
On 2010-04-01 14:43:25 -0400, Steve M
said:

On 4/1/2010 6:15 AM, Giles wrote:
On Mar 31, 11:46 pm, Steve wrote:
On 3/31/2010 8:03 PM, Giles wrote:



snip


Yeah, the score card trope is real precious. You may rest assured
that you'll be taken seriously just as soon as we catch up with the
backlog of other rocket scientists who have been waiting for years.

g.

Stung did it?

Hmmm... Well, since you seem to be a self-appointed keeper of the
flame, I bow to your superior judgement.

As far as being 'taken seriously' by this group.... no... not going to
touch that one.

Oh well, you folks have a good time.

Maybe I can find a news group that actually focuses on fishing. You'd
think there was one somewhere.....

Give a big cheer (or heave a sigh of relief) for I'll not waste my
time or yours with any more postings to this group.

If you feel compelled to reply to THIS post, realize you are doing so
for your own amusement, or to cater to any sycophant followers you may
have, as I'll never see it.

Rec Outdoors Fly Fishing, my foot.

\s


Stick around, Steve. The sycophants and the Sisyphuses that haunt this
place do report on fly fishing, and usually there are good reports to
read. Wade through the extraneous crap and the place ain't half bad.
Just ignore the left wing ideological boobs, and the right wing ones too
for that matter.

d;o)



oh god, so much to say... but, if someone is driven from this place
because of concern about sycophants and lack of fishing focus...well,
hell, just load the gun, put it in your mouth, and blow that lunacy
away. better to vomit a sigh of relief. smile at what is silly, focus
on the useful, and breathe the life you've got. i say, caress the
boobs...don't let them make you crazy (well, unless you're a boob
guy...then it's a good thing, eh?)

jeff (easily amused...but very appreciative of the amusement) :)


And I always thought of you as a leg man!



Fred April 2nd, 2010 03:46 AM

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e blessed dave. we both have enjoyed a life beyond any "earned"
justification. i frequently ponder why i have been so much more
fortunate than a similar "really stupid" person born in somalia or
haiti. i wish i could say it was something special about me or what i
have done...but i know it wasn't. pure luck of birth.

jeff


I realized that way before you were born. Life magazine had pictures
of the Rape of Nanking. I can remember seeing a small infant sitting
in the middle of some railraod tracks crying, with explosions, fire,
and smoke all around her. I realized then that I indeed was a very
fortunate kid. In my lifetime I have visited some real hell holes
- Phillipines, Mexico, Panama, Colombia, Brazil, etc - that reinforced
my thoughts of how fortunate I am.


I would have to add a few other places to the hellhole list
The DR the Zonas Industriales. Haiti, Sri Lanka
Wherever the textile biz went is where i went before I quit
I made money - sure - at at the expense of my health and sanity !!!

I will NEVER EVER go back or even to Mexico City again much less anywhere in
MX
I would sooner lie under a car for a week
However parts of Newark NJ and Miami FL, Detrout and even LA have the same
look
Fortunately I missed Hong Kong and Mumbai

I believed then as I do now that we have a finite am't of time in life on
this planet
One need not sprend that time in Airports,in lines. on highways iIn
automobiles and in large cities
What a ****ing waste of time and life!!!.

I used to get nuts about being in places I hated w owners of companies in
"war zones" that I reviled
Yet took to lunch or dinner

Then later the fact that I had to fear for my life in APorts and traveling
becaues of Osama, Bush and their cronies

We arefortunate to have the chance to be where we are now!
And we know it and appreciate it!!!!!!!!
I do not miss a big city only PIZZA!
NY pizza - yumbo!
Were we born in Somalia or Haiti - who knows?
I cannot even remotely imagine this.

Lou Reed

[email protected] April 2nd, 2010 12:07 PM

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On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:47:24 -0400, jeff wrote:

On 4/1/2010 9:35 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:47:50 -0400, wrote:

On 3/31/2010 7:37 PM, David LaCourse wrote:
Gee, just thought of some REALLY stupid people. All those folks in
California that voted for Pelosi. Come to think of it, just "all those
folks in California" works for me. d;o)



those folks include my friends danl and his wife, cindy, and rw, and
larry, and...well, dave, i know you're being silly...but, um...those are
some of the REALLY, REALLY **NOT STUPID** people i know in california...
don't know who "all those folks" might be...but,um, i don't know them.

finally...pelosi is a brilliant politician, imo. that she makes
republicans wet their diapers and ooze spittle from their lips as they
speak is a sign of her genius and worth.g


WOW! She sounds sorta like a Democratic Sarah Fey...er, Tina Palin...Fay
Teabagger...whatever the **** her name is...well, except that in a national
election between Palin and Pelosi, Palin would likely get about 1000 times the
votes...not that either of them getting ANY votes is a good thing, mind you, but
still...

And Pelosi came from a highly political, privileged background and is married to
a multi-millionaire...whereas Palin almost got a degree from Iditarod Community
College and is married to, well, Todd...and I'm pretty sure you can't see Russia
from Pelosi's mansion...but I bet you can see lots of hammers and sickles...

jeff


(your really stupid friend in eastern nc)


So who was it that forced you to take the bar exam and support John Edwards...?

TC,
R


vietnam forced me to take the bar exam... john as senator was my own
brilliant urge. he had promise as a newly-elected senator before all
those impeachment-mad republicans showed him the absolute corruption of
power and p***y. g


As far as I know, and given all his faults, Jesse "...give 'em a fair trial
before ya hang 'em..." Helms never got his tit in a wringer...and AFIAK, there
was never even an accusation of his having anyone else's in his hands...in fact,
was there ever anything to indicate that ol' Jesse didn't completely walk the
walk...in private, I mean...?

jeff (weak, stupid, corrupted...and, an admirer of tinas of the turner
and fey kind. i'm failin at the palin admiration...but, if she'd do a
turn at that voyeur place in "really stupid" california, i might find
something to enjoy about her.)


It's funny you mention the absolute corruption of power and pussy (hell, I ain't
scared...). IMO, Palin is probably about as innately qualified to be President
as Obama, Pelosi, Biden, or Bush. But her decision to use her "power" and
"pussy" to become some weird, MILF-y Rush Limpdick-Glenn Beck and play to a
pseudo-right-wing fringe that would make the aforementioned Helms cringe...well,
I'm not sure he'd cringe, exactly, but he wouldn't be happy with 'em...but I
digress...has, IMO, done nothing to help her in the long, er, "run." I mean, if
her goal is to join Ann Coulter and get bitched out of Canadian Universities,
she's well on her way. OTOH, if her current incarnation manages to get her
elected to national office...well, wait...I guess Obama helped pave the
panderer's road for her...and thus far, his rhetoric has proven to be about like
hers is looking like - completely, 100% shovel-ready...

TC,
R



[email protected] April 2nd, 2010 01:05 PM

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On Fri, 2 Apr 2010 02:16:17 GMT, "Fred" wrote:


On 1-Apr-2010, wrote:

Near as I can
figure, he hasn't done _anything" significant...and I'll even ignore the
whole
"health care bill" debacle,
into Iraq and Afghanistan...you
know, them there places Obama SWORE he'd get the **** out of about 13
seconds after he got into office...


I have come to the conclusion that Obama has no power and is a lying ****bag
like all politicians


Whoa, now - I never said, nor do I think that Obama is a (or "all politicians"
are) "lying ****bag(s)" - that said, you are perfectly entitled to your rather
extreme opinion. Now, if you had said that he was just another politician whose
mouth often greatly overloads his ass, we'd be in complete agreement. I said it
then, and I'll say it again now - I see nothing special whatsoever about Obama
with the exception of his being the first (known, obvious) bi-racial POTUS.
Other than that, from everything I've seen and heard, he's just another
(pre-freakout) Britney Spears pop-pol who happened to really hit the jackpot.
Bush had more "true core" and Clinton had, by leaps and bounds, a better mind
AND better political instincts. He's the left's answer to Reagan, but at least
Ronnie managed to futz around and accomplish a few things between all the
whip-'em-up empty speeches - his "tear down this wall" shtick, while in and of
itself, was pretty much rhetoric, but he was also among the more prominent
_public_ reasons that it did come down.

We live in an oligarchy where the masters of war - must protect their
inverstments


Take out "of war" and yep, you pretty much have it - were you expecting
something else...? I mean, it's the way the world works.

War is great biz hence increasing troop strength in Afghanistan while doing
little in Iraq except mainrtaining the status quo is grea t Dropping bombs
that cost millions and we will replace w more millions $$$$$
****in great business
I dealt w guys who make miltary uniforms
Some proft!!!
No bid contracts llike Haliburton?

Do we really expect to win these wars ? In Afghanistan come on!!!!!
We could be there 50 yrs and they would only hate us more


Um, who is this "they?" A fair portion of the Afghanis LOVE the US...I mean, if
a rich stranger walked up to you and said, "Ya know, Freddie my lad, I just like
the cut of your jib - howsabout I support you in a manner you'll really become
accustomed to...here's a no-limit credit card - go abso-****in'-lutely nuts and
don't worry about it - we don't pay the bills on it, anyway..." how would you
feel about your new best buddy...?

Then, there is his environmental promises and statements to the contary -
he has as of yesterday increased off shore drilling
thereby further destroying our planet


Um, well, the short answer is, "No, not really..." If it's done properly, you
drill in literally your own back yard with no real impact.

When we pollute the oceans and kill tthe rivers we can NEVER undo this.


Um, well, again, no. And in many cases, what "we" cannot undo, "nature" will
undo whether we wish it to or not...

Humans can create things but they cannot create healthy rivers and lakes


OK. So why did you believe him or anyone else when they said they could...?

Obama is just one in a long line of self-aggrandizing ****balls
Just another politico w loud intentions and little substance


Again, IMO, "no" on the former, "yeah, pretty much" on the latter...again,
though, what made you expect otherwise?

Hence as our chickens say Cluuuuuuuk Cluluuuuk Cluuuck
I speak to chickens !
I am the chicken whisperer!!!!

Frank Purdue


TC,
R

rw April 2nd, 2010 01:47 PM

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On 4/2/10 6:05 AM, wrote:

Whoa, now - I never said, nor do I think that Obama is a (or "all politicians"
are) "lying ****bag(s)" - that said, you are perfectly entitled to your rather
extreme opinion. Now, if you had said that he was just another politician whose
mouth often greatly overloads his ass, we'd be in complete agreement. I said it
then, and I'll say it again now - I see nothing special whatsoever about Obama
with the exception of his being the first (known, obvious) bi-racial POTUS.
Other than that, from everything I've seen and heard, he's just another
(pre-freakout) Britney Spears pop-pol who happened to really hit the jackpot.
Bush had more "true core" and Clinton had, by leaps and bounds, a better mind
AND better political instincts. He's the left's answer to Reagan, but at least
Ronnie managed to futz around and accomplish a few things between all the
whip-'em-up empty speeches - his "tear down this wall" shtick, while in and of
itself, was pretty much rhetoric, but he was also among the more prominent
_public_ reasons that it did come down.


You, and I suspect a good portion of the Tea Baggers, aren't angry just
because Obama is black. You're angry because he's black and smarter than
you.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

[email protected] April 2nd, 2010 02:39 PM

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On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 06:47:34 -0600, rw wrote:

On 4/2/10 6:05 AM, wrote:

Whoa, now - I never said, nor do I think that Obama is a (or "all politicians"
are) "lying ****bag(s)" - that said, you are perfectly entitled to your rather
extreme opinion. Now, if you had said that he was just another politician whose
mouth often greatly overloads his ass, we'd be in complete agreement. I said it
then, and I'll say it again now - I see nothing special whatsoever about Obama
with the exception of his being the first (known, obvious) bi-racial POTUS.
Other than that, from everything I've seen and heard, he's just another
(pre-freakout) Britney Spears pop-pol who happened to really hit the jackpot.
Bush had more "true core" and Clinton had, by leaps and bounds, a better mind
AND better political instincts. He's the left's answer to Reagan, but at least
Ronnie managed to futz around and accomplish a few things between all the
whip-'em-up empty speeches - his "tear down this wall" shtick, while in and of
itself, was pretty much rhetoric, but he was also among the more prominent
_public_ reasons that it did come down.


You, and I suspect a good portion of the Tea Baggers, aren't angry just
because Obama is black. You're angry because he's black and smarter than
you.


And speaking of people who often let their mouth greatly overload their ass -
HEEEEERE'S STEVIE!!

And IAC, everything else aside, why would _anyone_ be "angry because he's black"
when he isn't "black?"

HTH,
R

Ken Fortenberry April 2nd, 2010 02:56 PM

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wrote:
rw wrote:
You, and I suspect a good portion of the Tea Baggers, aren't angry just
because Obama is black. You're angry because he's black and smarter than
you.


And speaking of people who often let their mouth greatly overload their ass -
HEEEEERE'S STEVIE!!

And IAC, everything else aside, why would _anyone_ be "angry because he's black"
when he isn't "black?"


Tell you what, mosey on down to the Piggly Wiggly there in Picklejuice,
Mississippi and ask your neighbors whether or not Obama is black.

--
Ken Fortenberry

[email protected] April 2nd, 2010 03:26 PM

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On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 08:56:53 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

wrote:
rw wrote:
You, and I suspect a good portion of the Tea Baggers, aren't angry just
because Obama is black. You're angry because he's black and smarter than
you.


And speaking of people who often let their mouth greatly overload their ass -
HEEEEERE'S STEVIE!!

And IAC, everything else aside, why would _anyone_ be "angry because he's black"
when he isn't "black?"


Tell you what, mosey on down to the Piggly Wiggly there in Picklejuice,
Mississippi and ask your neighbors whether or not Obama is black.


Funny you mention that...

I spent much of the last coupla weeks in NO, and if any citizenry knows "black,"
"white," "bi-racial" and "mixed," it is that of New Orleans. And this very
subject came up - not because of Obama, but Tiger Woods. And a man who knows
himself to be completely "black" (as the descendent of gen de coulour libre) and
a woman who self-identifies as "black" because as far as she knows, she is (a
lot of folks in NO, both "black" and "white" in appearance, aren't totally sure
if they are all or mostly either or even "Indian," and most old families of
either "main" color have mixed-race members, I've no doubt mine included) said
exactly what I've said - that if a "color designator" must be placed on Obama
for general reasons (something I'm not so sure needs to happen, but...), he is
no more "black" than "white," he is, at the very least, "bi-racial." And if
while he can self-identify any way he chooses, any attempt to self-identify -
i.e., cozy up with - with long-term US residing "blacks" is hypocritical
nonsense on his part. The funny thing to many is that he is among the very few
who truly are "African-American."

Does the fact that a couple of "black" folks in NO think this way or that in
this? No, but it damned sure carries more weight than an Illinois white boy's
opinion.

HTH,
R


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