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"Russell" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:



That white stuff you've been using to keep your hair in
place?......that
ain't salve......that's called mousse.

Wolfgang

You misspelled Brylcreem.


Mmmmm.......I don't think so.

Wolfgang
who checked with cameron diaz.

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What time is it Kenny?

Mark
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
gy.com...
D. Fry wrote:
Chester the Molester wrote:

Sadly, this simpleton is fro real and resides about 10 miles up the road
from Lenoir!

Sadly you don't know squat where I live mark but I do know where you do!
And
I don't have to be a crackhead either. You would not be consider a
cracker,
but a white salve as your ancestors where.

Good grief, I wouldn't have thought it possible but there IS a
crazy white trash cracker who is both crazier than Chester AND
able to post to roff.

Would be nice if they could meet up and beat each other senseless,
but there wouldn't be much entertainment value since they're both
senseless anyway.

--
Ken Fortenberry

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You ARE a very confused redneck, aren't you!

Mark --still waiting--
"D. Fry" wrote in message
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"Mark H. Bowen" wrote in message
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"D. Fry" wrote in message
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You think it takes someone to be brave, I don't think so. Take your
nitro
pills so you don't have heart failure or a stroke. That is if your
mother
will let you out to play. I WILL BE THERE YOU PRICK!

deep

I waited up for you as long as my poor old tired body would allow--6:30
PM--but you never showed? What's with that? If you ever do arrive,
please
allow me time to get out of the house/van down by the river with my
walker.
Realize, of course, I am quite feeble and my dead-cat like reflexes
ain't
what they used to be, so my fists of furry are somewhat arthritic.

Mark

For the record: No one said mark was feeble! As far as a threat I wouldn't
consider it a threat but a invite. I just stated that I know where he
lived
and he told me to come on down . Where is the threat? Mark I didn't even
reply to your post until 11:30 way past your 6:30 bedtime .

Deep

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Well that could explain everything! Shallow Skillet is gay, and he is
enamored with me.

Mark --guess I'll have to break out my best red Satan gown--
"Clark Reid" wrote in message
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IN NZ and Aussie if someone says you are a "Cracker".. it means you are
pretty good... guess that's why we are upside down.

--
Clark Reid
http://www.dryflynz.com
Umpqua Designer Flytier


wrote in message
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On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 08:35:32 -0400, "D. Fry" wrote:




only 25 percent of the people owned slaves.

The other 75% preferred unguents

Scott

The other 75% were "po"whitetrash as they couldn't even afford food and
clothes and had to work there young Children to get by. Whitetrash
couldn't
have been crackers period.

I love these uproars.....lmao.

Deep

What it APPEARS Mr. Throat...or may I call you Deep...is attempting to
imply is that "crackers" aren't "po" as the term "cracker," he is
mistakenly implying, refers to those who owned "salves" and cracked
whips at or over them. Unfortunately for Mr. Lovelace, "cracker"
referred to those who actually did the whip-cracking: overseer-types.
It had nothing to do with slave ownership, and therefore, "'po'
whitetrash" could have been "crackers," and, in fact, such is probably
the case...

Historically yours,
R

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Chester the Molester wrote:
What time is it Kenny?

It's long past time for despicable white trash crackers, ie you,
to crawl back under the rock and leave this place to decent
sportsmen. You really don't belong here, Chester, but there IS
an upside to your being here. You're a damn good argument for
increased funding of law enforcement in our National Forests.

--
Ken Fortenberry

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What time is it Kenny?

Mark
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
gy.com...
Chester the Molester wrote:
What time is it Kenny?

It's long past time for despicable white trash crackers, ie you,
to crawl back under the rock and leave this place to decent
sportsmen. You really don't belong here, Chester, but there IS
an upside to your being here. You're a damn good argument for
increased funding of law enforcement in our National Forests.

--
Ken Fortenberry

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Chester the Molester wrote:
What time is it Kenny?

Didn't I just answer that one ? What's the matter, Chester,
didn't like that answer ?

OK, here's another.

Instead of embarrassing and amusing yourself by pretending
to be roff's own badass, cracker buffoon, it's time for you
to rummage through Miss Daisy Mae Dildo's sock drawer and
find something with which to pleasure yourself in private.

--
Ken Fortenberry

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Mark H. Bowen wrote:

What time is it Kenny?


Howdy Dowdy time?

Willi

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On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 16:02:16 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:



increased funding of law enforcement in our National Forests.

GOOD idea! Maybe Hil and Algore could hold a $100,000.00USD a plate
dinner (no paper plates, of course) and raise all sorts of
scratch...they could get Billy to host, Barbara to sing, and Martin
could do Presidential skits...oh, and John could do Teddy impressions...

HTH,
R
....and maybe some monks could bless the whole shebang...

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wrote AFAIK, the precise origin and connection
isn't known, and, probably,
several usages were used simultaneously. There's also the theories that
it comes from the earlier English term for braggart, and that it
actually comes from, well, crackers (the eating kind, like what Linda
uses for his hors d'oeuvres). But given what APPEARED Deepstick was
pecking out about "salves," he was relying on the "whip-cracker" theory
of origin.

what the hell, i will add my own understanding of the origin of both
appellations:

cracker: originally "soda cracker", from the skin coloring of the
caucasian population, a term used between blacks to deride their oppressors.

red neck: also related to skin color, specifically that of the back of
white farmers' necks, which was burnt by the sun as they plowed. the rest
of their torso was covered by a sweat soaked shirt, and their faces shaded
by caps or hats.

not that i would know what i am talking about, being from the old north
state, and all, as opposed to louisiana or texas. :)

yfitons
wayno