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On Mar 18, 2:57*pm, "Otto Bahn" wrote:
"Giles" wrote

I once asked one why it was wearing a lab coat.
It said, "Scientific porpoise."


So, do you think it was stating that it IS a "Scientific porpoise," or
do you suppose that perhaps, given an understandable lack of expertise
in English, it was suggesting that wearing a lab coat was related to
some scientific purpose?

I'm not sure. *As soon as it spoke, I was attacked by a
navy seal.

And all of this activity took place so recently that you haven't had
time to give the matter any thought? Or are you suggesting that
you've been somehow intellectually impaired by what one suspects most
people would describe as a rather frightful set of encounters?

g.
who, famously patient, has not yet given up all hope that this could,
somehow or other, yet get interesting.

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On 2010-03-18, Shelly wrote:

wrote in message
...

I envy you. I've been trying to tie my shoes, but the velcro strips
are way too short, not to mention too thick.

Velcro is for four year olds.

Grown-ups use duct tape.


--
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of
the American public. [Mencken]

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Mark Edwards wrote:
I use rubber bands to hold the Velcro straps in place.

No cluons were harmed when wrote:
So you tie the rubber bands, not the Velcro?

Actually, I staple the rubber bands, and tie off the sutures.


Mark Edwards
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Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request

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["Followup-To:" header set to alt.religion.kibology.]
On 2010-03-17, Otto Bahn wrote:
"Adam Funk" wrote

Trolls have their own *clubs*? Yegads!

Otto! Remember the first rule.

First, do no ham.

The first law of trollbotics?
A troll shall not ham a human, nor through inaction allow ham to come to
a human.


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THEY'RE IN UR BED, EATING UR DREAMZ

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On Mar 18, 7:09*pm, Mark Edwards wrote:
Mark Edwards wrote:
I use rubber bands to hold the Velcro straps in place.

No cluons were harmed when wrote:

So you tie the rubber bands, not the Velcro?

Actually, I staple the rubber bands, and tie off the sutures.

Mark Edwards
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Gosh.

It's just one laser-edged quip after another after another after
another after another........with you people!

Chaucer, Shakespeare, Swift, Johnson, Wilde, Whistler, Clemens,
Bierce, Mencken, Shaw, Parker, Mizner, Levant, Cerf, Brown......****,
who needs 'em with you folks around?

g.
furiously jotting notes.

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Mark Edwards wrote:
No cluons were harmed when wrote:
I envy you. I've been trying to tie my shoes, but the velcro strips
are way too short, not to mention too thick.

I use rubber bands to hold the Velcro straps in place.

....what does Barbara say when you do that?

Dave
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeableBLINK
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

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Mark Edwards wrote:
I use rubber bands to hold the Velcro straps in place.

No cluons were harmed when David DeLaney wrote:
....what does Barbara say when you do that?

I don't know - like so much else, her shoes are booby trapped.


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On Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:33:42 -0700 (PDT), Marie wrote:

On Mar 17, 5:12*pm, "Tom Littleton" wrote:
"Frank Reid © 2008" wrote in ...



I WPTA fisting club but thats bc I have been talking to shelly.

Marie

Best typo I've seen in years.

Um...how do you know it's a typo...? Maybe this "shelly" and "Marie" are into
that sort of thing...not there's anything WRONG with that...

Frank Reid

sure, as long as there are no pictures.......
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Tom

Well, now, hang on a sec - what does this gal look like...?

The pictures in your MIND are the ones to worry about

Or so I have been told

Lemme guess - by the voices in your head...?

Marie

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know,
R
....and given the, er, variety of groups to which this is cross-posted, I suspect
the responses will be interesting...

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On Mar 19, 8:10*am, wrote:


...and given the, er, variety of groups to which this is cross-posted, I suspect
the responses will be interesting...

They haven't been so far. But maybe the A-team is out on the road or
on vacation or something, and they'll be back soon.....before we all
get old and die of ennui.

g.
ever hopeful, if not exactly optimistic.

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wrote in
:

Um...how do you know it's a typo...? Maybe this "shelly" and
"Marie" are into that sort of thing...not there's anything
WRONG with that...

What happens in Facebook stays in Facebook. Just sayin'...

--
Shelly
http://cat-sidh.net/blog