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Conan The Librarian September 30th, 2004 12:00 AM

ot, and possibly maudlin, in the snake river valley, about an old sweet song, or two
 
"snakefiddler" wrote in message ...

"Conan the Librarian" wrote in message
...

"Giant Steps" by John Coltrane.



ah, i'm breathless-
you kick ass......


Thank you, ma'am, but I have to give credit to Trane. *He* kicks
ass.

Apropros of nothing whatsoever, it's funny that the only ROFFian
who responded to my Coltrane reference was a member of the fair sex.
I don't know whether that's a commentary on the lack of taste of the
males in ROFF, or Snakefiddler's good taste. :-)


Chuck Vance (you make the call)

Mike Connor September 30th, 2004 12:55 AM

ot, and possibly maudlin, in the snake river valley, about an old sweet song, or two
 

"Conan The Librarian" wrote in message
om...

That reminds me of my favorite bagpipe joke. (Hey, I'm married to
a Canuckistani who has a bit of a Celtic jones; I'm entitled.)



http://users.aol.com/wgority/jokes.html

http://www.mmpb.on.ca/jokes.html

TL
MC




Mike Connor September 30th, 2004 01:13 AM

ot, and possibly maudlin, in the snake river valley, about an old sweet song, or two
 
OOps! Mised one!

http://www.electricscotland.com/fami...tish_jokes.htm

TL
MC




Bob Patton September 30th, 2004 01:23 AM

ot, and possibly maudlin, in the snake river valley, about an old sweet song, or two
 
"slenon" wrote in message
. ..
//snip//
I can only imagine the effect that pipes skirling "Scotland The Brave"
would have on a pool of trout in an Ozark stream.

//snip//

Well, if they have half an ounce of good sense (I guess that's a lot for
their brains to handle) they'd be looking for a haggis imitation.

Hmmmm. How do you guess you'd tie one? I'd guess the starting point would be
the right kind of barley-based fuel.

Bob



Bob Patton September 30th, 2004 01:25 AM

ot, and possibly maudlin, in the snake river valley, about an old sweet song, or two
 
"Frank Reid" wrote in message
...
I can only imagine the effect that pipes skirling "Scotland The Brave"
would have on a pool of trout in an Ozark stream.


Back in the mid 80s, I was in a campground, deep in the mountains of
Oregon. Got to hear 4 drunken bagpipers play the theme from Star Wars at
2:30 a.m. Bone chilling. Forever after the incident was named "The Rape
of the Wild Wookie."



How can you tell when a piper is drunk? I thought that was pretty much a
prerequisite.
Bob



a-happy-up-yours September 30th, 2004 01:51 AM

ot, and possibly maudlin, in the snake river valley, about anold sweet song, or two
 
Mike Connor wrote:

"Conan The Librarian" wrote in message
om...

That reminds me of my favorite bagpipe joke. (Hey, I'm married to
a Canuckistani who has a bit of a Celtic jones; I'm entitled.)




http://users.aol.com/wgority/jokes.html

http://www.mmpb.on.ca/jokes.html

TL
MC




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And I was wondrin if Wayno was of a mind to finger some chords when hearin' things
like the Priscilla Hardman and Utah Philips duo where the refrain says "yeah, I
remember all those things, but mostly, I remember loving you...."

Or, the latter day bard asking "if the goin' up was worth the comin' down...."

Or Christine Lavin offering the rhetorical quandary imposed in "The Moment Slipped Away"

Maybe Riley Puckett's dilemma as he pondered gettin "that allamighty nickel changed"
and remarked about his darlin weighing 400 pounds, "but she wouldn't be so heavy if
she hadn't been muddy".

"Yeah, I remember all those things"..........but, I'm gettin over it........


Tom

n4tab at earthlink dot net

a-happy-up-yours September 30th, 2004 01:51 AM

ot, and possibly maudlin, in the snake river valley, about anold sweet song, or two
 
Mike Connor wrote:

"Conan The Librarian" wrote in message
om...

That reminds me of my favorite bagpipe joke. (Hey, I'm married to
a Canuckistani who has a bit of a Celtic jones; I'm entitled.)




http://users.aol.com/wgority/jokes.html

http://www.mmpb.on.ca/jokes.html

TL
MC




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And I was wondrin if Wayno was of a mind to finger some chords when hearin' things
like the Priscilla Hardman and Utah Philips duo where the refrain says "yeah, I
remember all those things, but mostly, I remember loving you...."

Or, the latter day bard asking "if the goin' up was worth the comin' down...."

Or Christine Lavin offering the rhetorical quandary imposed in "The Moment Slipped Away"

Maybe Riley Puckett's dilemma as he pondered gettin "that allamighty nickel changed"
and remarked about his darlin weighing 400 pounds, "but she wouldn't be so heavy if
she hadn't been muddy".

"Yeah, I remember all those things"..........but, I'm gettin over it........


Tom

n4tab at earthlink dot net

daytripper September 30th, 2004 01:52 AM

ot, and possibly maudlin, in the snake river valley, about an old sweet song, or two
 
On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 20:33:25 -0400, Peter Charles
wrote:

On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:32:14 GMT, "slenon"
wrote:

Got to hear 4 drunken bagpipers play the theme from Star Wars at 2:30 a.m.
Bone chilling. Forever after the incident was named "The Rape of the Wild
Wookie."
Frank Reid


That beats any bagpipe horror story with which I am personally cognizant.
Was your hearing permanently damaged?


OK, OK, you lot. Be respectful. As a former member of of a Highland
regiment (reserves), I will not countenance any slander of the bonny
pipes.

(But since most of the blood coursing through my veins is far more
English than the other three ethnic groups represented, I have a
certain "sympathy" for your position.) Now, have any of you miserable
****ers ever tried to march to the skirl of the pipes in a kilt? In a
wind? While regimental? While armed with a Claymore? And accompanied
by similarly attired French-Canadians?


Only in a recurring nightmare...

Frank Reid September 30th, 2004 01:58 AM

ot, and possibly maudlin, in the snake river valley, about an old sweet song, or two
 
(But since most of the blood coursing through my veins is far more
English than the other three ethnic groups represented, I have a
certain "sympathy" for your position.) Now, have any of you miserable
****ers ever tried to march to the skirl of the pipes in a kilt? In a
wind? While regimental? While armed with a Claymore? And accompanied
by similarly attired French-Canadians?


No. Not whilst "regimental," just slightly mental. I was, however, wear a
kilt last weekend. Renn Fair, doncha know. My daughter was upset that I
didn't wear the Magilla Gorilla boxers underneath.
By the way, what the hell you doing with a Claymore? The Claymore was for
the tall guys behind the shield wall. You ain't tall. Let me guess, the
French-Canadians got it bass ackwards and put short Brits with Claymores out
front? Then again, maybe for them, that might sound good.

--
Frank Reid
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Tim J. September 30th, 2004 03:15 AM

ot, and possibly maudlin, in the snake river valley, about an old sweet song, or two
 
Conan The Librarian wrote:
"snakefiddler" wrote in message
...

"Conan the Librarian" wrote in message
...

"Giant Steps" by John Coltrane.



ah, i'm breathless-
you kick ass......


Thank you, ma'am, but I have to give credit to Trane. *He* kicks
ass.

Apropros of nothing whatsoever, it's funny that the only ROFFian
who responded to my Coltrane reference was a member of the fair sex.
I don't know whether that's a commentary on the lack of taste of the
males in ROFF, or Snakefiddler's good taste. :-)


....or maybe both of you are fem. . . nah, that couldn't be true.
--
TL,
Tim
http://css.sbcma.com/timj




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