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Jeeves June 30th, 2004 09:49 PM

For the record...
 
"Mark H. Bowen" wrote in news:DDFEc.1757
:

What time is it Kenny?


What't the frequency, Kenneth?

Ken Fortenberry June 30th, 2004 09:55 PM

For the record...
 
Chester the Molester wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Chester the Molester wrote:
What time is it Kenny?


Well, I could tell you, but by the time you read this post it
would already be inaccurate.

If you really want to know what time it is I suggest you get
Miss Daisy Mae Dildo to explain to you about the big hands
and the little hands.


What time is it Kenny?


You know, I KNEW that was bad advice mere moments after I sent it.

Forget big hands and little hands, what you need is a digital watch.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Mark H. Bowen June 30th, 2004 10:03 PM

For the record...
 
What time is it Kenny?

Mark
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
gy.com...
Chester the Molester wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Chester the Molester wrote:
What time is it Kenny?

Well, I could tell you, but by the time you read this post it
would already be inaccurate.

If you really want to know what time it is I suggest you get
Miss Daisy Mae Dildo to explain to you about the big hands
and the little hands.


What time is it Kenny?


You know, I KNEW that was bad advice mere moments after I sent it.

Forget big hands and little hands, what you need is a digital watch.

--
Ken Fortenberry




Mark H. Bowen June 30th, 2004 10:08 PM

For the record...
 
Pete and Repete are sittin' on a fence. Pete jumps off. Who's left on the
fence?

What time is it Kenny?

Mark
"Jeeves" wrote in message
s.com...
"Mark H. Bowen" wrote in news:DDFEc.1757
:

What time is it Kenny?


What't the frequency, Kenneth?




Ken Fortenberry June 30th, 2004 10:55 PM

For the record...
 
Chester the Molester wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Chester the Molester wrote:
What time is it Kenny?


Forget big hands and little hands, what you need is a digital watch.


What time is it Kenny?


Can't afford one, huh ?

Why do you need to know the time, and if it's that important to
you, why on earth do you keep asking ME ?

--
Ken Fortenberry - (4:59 p.m. CDT)


B J Conner July 1st, 2004 02:18 AM

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"Charlie Wilson" wrote in message
...

"D. Fry" wrote
check your history Wayno it's not talked about but it is true. check

your
history and tell it to your children Go ask someone who really knows!

you
will be surprised. only 25 percent of the people owned salves. and the
north had salves also.


Hmmm. I wonder if that stuff will help my poison ivy rash?

Wear it under satan underwear and it will help.



[email protected] July 1st, 2004 04:33 AM

For the record...
 
On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 06:18:22 -0400, "Frank Reid"
moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote:

I WILL BE THERE YOU PRICK!


Oddly enough, he's the only person I've plonked in a *long* time, but he

made my
head hurt. It appears that now the moron has gone and made a physical

threat on
Usenet. Oh, the humanity.


Well, to be honest, he only promised to show up. He may be interested in
Mark's Mom's pecan pie. He may be interested in Mark's Mom. He may wanna
go fishing with Mark. I cannot honestly say, as a witness to this whole
sordid event, unfolding before us like Wolgang's bolt of red satin, what he
intends to do when he shows up. It does have a certain hitchcockian train
wreck feel about it.
One thing that concerns me about this incident is the speed from intro to
war. I'm concerned that this little "staged" bit was too fast. The
producer should have talked to the director about the timing, but I think
the producer is drunk and the director is off bonking the stunt woman or the
best grip. Fevered imaginations...


If I recall correctly, on his first appearance Opie invited him to go
fishing. I think that's when one of DeepFried disappearances
happened. Won't swear to the latter, though. I might have killfiled
him about that time.
--

rbc:vixen,Minnow Goddess,Willow Watcher,and all that sort of thing.
Often taunted by trout.
Only a fool would refuse to believe in luck. Only a damn fool would rely on it.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli

Frank Reid July 1st, 2004 11:00 AM

For the record...
 
If I recall correctly, on his first appearance Opie invited him to go
fishing. I think that's when one of DeepFried disappearances
happened. Won't swear to the latter, though. I might have killfiled
him about that time.


My concern is that if you get a population density of 1.8 fly fishers to 100
square miles anywhere in the deep south, you reach critical mass. Dept of
Homeland Security is watching this event with grave interest, as some of the
current models could lead to either the bankruptcy of Ranger Bass Boats or
literacy in Florida university football players.

--
Frank Reid
Reverse email to reply



Mark H. Bowen July 1st, 2004 11:56 AM

For the record...
 
`What time is it Kenny?

Mark
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
gy.com...
Chester the Molester wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Chester the Molester wrote:
What time is it Kenny?

Forget big hands and little hands, what you need is a digital watch.


What time is it Kenny?


Can't afford one, huh ?

Why do you need to know the time, and if it's that important to
you, why on earth do you keep asking ME ?

--
Ken Fortenberry - (4:59 p.m. CDT)




Scott Seidman July 1st, 2004 01:07 PM

For the record...
 
"Mark H. Bowen" wrote in news:2ki8v5F2l2eeU1@uni-
berlin.de:

`What time is it Kenny?

Mark
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
gy.com...
Chester the Molester wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Chester the Molester wrote:
What time is it Kenny?

Forget big hands and little hands, what you need is a digital watch.

What time is it Kenny?


Can't afford one, huh ?

Why do you need to know the time, and if it's that important to
you, why on earth do you keep asking ME ?

--
Ken Fortenberry - (4:59 p.m. CDT)




Op-

If you're gonna cyberstalk someone like this, don't use your edu account.

Scott


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