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Peter Charles November 15th, 2004 11:52 PM

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Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Canada.
It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
This is God's Country. I love it here!

Oct. 14 - Canada is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
are turning all different colors - you should see the beautiful shades
of red and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful
rolling hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly
they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise...
I love it here!

Nov. 3 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine
anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the
very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will
snow soon. I love it here!

Dec. 2 - It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed
in white, just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow
off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight
(I won) and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway
again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in perfect harmony. I
love Canada !

Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
again (that rascal) and pushed all the snow back into the driveway,
but we bundled up and had a good time clearing it - and we made
a snowman out of it! A winter wonderland... I love it here!

Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of
the driveway to get to work on time! I'm exhausted
from shoveling. That damn snowplow!

Dec. 22 - More of that white crap fell last night.
I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think
the snowplow man hides around the corner and waits
until I'm done shoveling this driveway, the jerk!
And you should see our heating bills!

Dec. 25 - "White Christmas" my busted ass! More friggin snow.
If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that
snowplow, I swear I'll break the *******'s nose. Don't know why they
don't use more salt on the roads to melt this friggin ICE!

Dec. 28 - More white **** last night. Been inside since
Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway
every time "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go
anywhere, car's buried in a mountain of frozen snow.
The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the
**** tonight. Do you know how many shovels full
of snow 10" is?

Jan. 1 - Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong AGAIN.
We got two feet of the white **** this time. At this rate it won't
melt before the Fourth of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road,
and the jerk had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my
shovel. After I told him I've broken six shovels already, shoveling
all the **** he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his
damn head!

Jan. 8 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the
store to get food and on the way back, a damn deer ran
in front of the car and I hit the *******. Did about
$3,000 worth of damage to the car. Those damn beasts
ought to be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all
last November.

Mar. 22 - Took the car to the garage in town.
Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all
that damn salt they keep dumping all over the road?
Car looks like a piece of ****!

April. 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why
anyone in their right mind would ever want to live
in that God forsaken country of Canada ! !


Peter

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Bill November 15th, 2004 11:58 PM

for our Democrat Friends
 
Peter Charles wrote:


Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Canada.
It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
This is God's Country. I love it here!

Oct. 14 - Canada is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
are turning all different colors - you should see the beautiful shades
of red and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful
rolling hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly
they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise...
I love it here!

Nov. 3 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine
anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the
very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will
snow soon. I love it here!

Dec. 2 - It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed
in white, just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow
off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight
(I won) and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway
again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in perfect harmony. I
love Canada !

Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
again (that rascal) and pushed all the snow back into the driveway,
but we bundled up and had a good time clearing it - and we made
a snowman out of it! A winter wonderland... I love it here!

Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of
the driveway to get to work on time! I'm exhausted
from shoveling. That damn snowplow!

Dec. 22 - More of that white crap fell last night.
I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think
the snowplow man hides around the corner and waits
until I'm done shoveling this driveway, the jerk!
And you should see our heating bills!

Dec. 25 - "White Christmas" my busted ass! More friggin snow.
If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that
snowplow, I swear I'll break the *******'s nose. Don't know why they
don't use more salt on the roads to melt this friggin ICE!

Dec. 28 - More white **** last night. Been inside since
Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway
every time "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go
anywhere, car's buried in a mountain of frozen snow.
The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the
**** tonight. Do you know how many shovels full
of snow 10" is?

Jan. 1 - Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong AGAIN.
We got two feet of the white **** this time. At this rate it won't
melt before the Fourth of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road,
and the jerk had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my
shovel. After I told him I've broken six shovels already, shoveling
all the **** he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his
damn head!

Jan. 8 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the
store to get food and on the way back, a damn deer ran
in front of the car and I hit the *******. Did about
$3,000 worth of damage to the car. Those damn beasts
ought to be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all
last November.

Mar. 22 - Took the car to the garage in town.
Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all
that damn salt they keep dumping all over the road?
Car looks like a piece of ****!

April. 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why
anyone in their right mind would ever want to live
in that God forsaken country of Canada ! !


Peter

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Peter -
Just so you know - here in Southern Canada (Nova Scotia) we got two
feet of snow over the weekend.
That's November 13 and 14...
You're off by 3 weeks - Dec 2 indeed!!!

:-)

Bill

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Bill November 15th, 2004 11:58 PM

for our Democrat Friends
 
Peter Charles wrote:


Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Canada.
It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
This is God's Country. I love it here!

Oct. 14 - Canada is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
are turning all different colors - you should see the beautiful shades
of red and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful
rolling hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly
they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise...
I love it here!

Nov. 3 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine
anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the
very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will
snow soon. I love it here!

Dec. 2 - It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed
in white, just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow
off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight
(I won) and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway
again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in perfect harmony. I
love Canada !

Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
again (that rascal) and pushed all the snow back into the driveway,
but we bundled up and had a good time clearing it - and we made
a snowman out of it! A winter wonderland... I love it here!

Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of
the driveway to get to work on time! I'm exhausted
from shoveling. That damn snowplow!

Dec. 22 - More of that white crap fell last night.
I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think
the snowplow man hides around the corner and waits
until I'm done shoveling this driveway, the jerk!
And you should see our heating bills!

Dec. 25 - "White Christmas" my busted ass! More friggin snow.
If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that
snowplow, I swear I'll break the *******'s nose. Don't know why they
don't use more salt on the roads to melt this friggin ICE!

Dec. 28 - More white **** last night. Been inside since
Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway
every time "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go
anywhere, car's buried in a mountain of frozen snow.
The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the
**** tonight. Do you know how many shovels full
of snow 10" is?

Jan. 1 - Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong AGAIN.
We got two feet of the white **** this time. At this rate it won't
melt before the Fourth of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road,
and the jerk had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my
shovel. After I told him I've broken six shovels already, shoveling
all the **** he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his
damn head!

Jan. 8 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the
store to get food and on the way back, a damn deer ran
in front of the car and I hit the *******. Did about
$3,000 worth of damage to the car. Those damn beasts
ought to be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all
last November.

Mar. 22 - Took the car to the garage in town.
Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all
that damn salt they keep dumping all over the road?
Car looks like a piece of ****!

April. 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why
anyone in their right mind would ever want to live
in that God forsaken country of Canada ! !


Peter

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Peter -
Just so you know - here in Southern Canada (Nova Scotia) we got two
feet of snow over the weekend.
That's November 13 and 14...
You're off by 3 weeks - Dec 2 indeed!!!

:-)

Bill

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JR November 16th, 2004 12:04 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
Peter Charles wrote

April. 10 - Moved back to Florida.


Folks had it backward. Move to Canada in May, then winter in Florida with
all the other snowbirds.

JR



JR November 16th, 2004 12:04 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
Peter Charles wrote

April. 10 - Moved back to Florida.


Folks had it backward. Move to Canada in May, then winter in Florida with
all the other snowbirds.

JR



JR November 16th, 2004 12:04 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
Peter Charles wrote

April. 10 - Moved back to Florida.


Folks had it backward. Move to Canada in May, then winter in Florida with
all the other snowbirds.

JR



Peter Charles November 16th, 2004 12:11 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 23:58:26 GMT, "Bill"
wrote:



Peter -
Just so you know - here in Southern Canada (Nova Scotia) we got two
feet of snow over the weekend.
That's November 13 and 14...
You're off by 3 weeks - Dec 2 indeed!!!


Nah. nah, mowed the lawn today. :))))



Peter

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Peter Charles November 16th, 2004 12:11 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 23:58:26 GMT, "Bill"
wrote:



Peter -
Just so you know - here in Southern Canada (Nova Scotia) we got two
feet of snow over the weekend.
That's November 13 and 14...
You're off by 3 weeks - Dec 2 indeed!!!


Nah. nah, mowed the lawn today. :))))



Peter

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Peter Charles November 16th, 2004 12:11 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 23:58:26 GMT, "Bill"
wrote:



Peter -
Just so you know - here in Southern Canada (Nova Scotia) we got two
feet of snow over the weekend.
That's November 13 and 14...
You're off by 3 weeks - Dec 2 indeed!!!


Nah. nah, mowed the lawn today. :))))



Peter

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George Cleveland November 16th, 2004 01:28 AM

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On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:52:33 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:


Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Canada.
It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
This is God's Country. I love it here!



Peter

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When I first read this a few years ago the protaganist was supposedly
from Chicago and living through her first winter in northern
Wisconsin. To show what a perverse contrarian I am her description of
winter was categorized by me as "If only it were true."

g.c.



George Cleveland November 16th, 2004 01:28 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:52:33 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:


Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Canada.
It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
This is God's Country. I love it here!



Peter

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When I first read this a few years ago the protaganist was supposedly
from Chicago and living through her first winter in northern
Wisconsin. To show what a perverse contrarian I am her description of
winter was categorized by me as "If only it were true."

g.c.



Dave LaCourse November 16th, 2004 01:46 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
When I first heard this one, Peter, it was Maine, and the deer were moose.






Dave LaCourse November 16th, 2004 01:46 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
When I first heard this one, Peter, it was Maine, and the deer were moose.






Dave LaCourse November 16th, 2004 01:46 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
When I first heard this one, Peter, it was Maine, and the deer were moose.






Stan Gula November 16th, 2004 01:48 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
George Cleveland wrote:
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:52:33 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:


Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Canada.
It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
This is God's Country. I love it here!


When I first read this a few years ago the protaganist was supposedly
from Chicago and living through her first winter in northern
Wisconsin. To show what a perverse contrarian I am her description of
winter was categorized by me as "If only it were true."

g.c.


When I first ran into it, the protagonist was a New Yorker who moved to the
Berkshires.
--
Stan Gula
http://gula.org/roffswaps



Stan Gula November 16th, 2004 01:48 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
George Cleveland wrote:
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:52:33 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:


Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Canada.
It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
This is God's Country. I love it here!


When I first read this a few years ago the protaganist was supposedly
from Chicago and living through her first winter in northern
Wisconsin. To show what a perverse contrarian I am her description of
winter was categorized by me as "If only it were true."

g.c.


When I first ran into it, the protagonist was a New Yorker who moved to the
Berkshires.
--
Stan Gula
http://gula.org/roffswaps



vincent p. norris November 16th, 2004 02:00 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
Peter -
Just so you know - here in Southern Canada (Nova Scotia) we got two
feet of snow over the weekend.
That's November 13 and 14...


Wow! I was buzzing around the Maritimes in a light plane only two
weeks ago. Guess I got out just in time!

vince

vincent p. norris November 16th, 2004 02:00 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
Peter -
Just so you know - here in Southern Canada (Nova Scotia) we got two
feet of snow over the weekend.
That's November 13 and 14...


Wow! I was buzzing around the Maritimes in a light plane only two
weeks ago. Guess I got out just in time!

vince

Peter Charles November 16th, 2004 02:06 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 01:48:20 GMT, "Stan Gula"
wrote:

George Cleveland wrote:
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:52:33 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:


Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Canada.
It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
This is God's Country. I love it here!


When I first read this a few years ago the protaganist was supposedly
from Chicago and living through her first winter in northern
Wisconsin. To show what a perverse contrarian I am her description of
winter was categorized by me as "If only it were true."

g.c.


When I first ran into it, the protagonist was a New Yorker who moved to the
Berkshires.


Hey, it's Dems moving north so we change with the times. :)

Peter

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Peter Charles November 16th, 2004 02:06 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 01:48:20 GMT, "Stan Gula"
wrote:

George Cleveland wrote:
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:52:33 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:


Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Canada.
It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
This is God's Country. I love it here!


When I first read this a few years ago the protaganist was supposedly
from Chicago and living through her first winter in northern
Wisconsin. To show what a perverse contrarian I am her description of
winter was categorized by me as "If only it were true."

g.c.


When I first ran into it, the protagonist was a New Yorker who moved to the
Berkshires.


Hey, it's Dems moving north so we change with the times. :)

Peter

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Peter Charles November 16th, 2004 02:06 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 01:48:20 GMT, "Stan Gula"
wrote:

George Cleveland wrote:
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:52:33 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:


Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Canada.
It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
This is God's Country. I love it here!


When I first read this a few years ago the protaganist was supposedly
from Chicago and living through her first winter in northern
Wisconsin. To show what a perverse contrarian I am her description of
winter was categorized by me as "If only it were true."

g.c.


When I first ran into it, the protagonist was a New Yorker who moved to the
Berkshires.


Hey, it's Dems moving north so we change with the times. :)

Peter

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Joel Axelrad November 16th, 2004 03:30 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
Boys, just remember...IF WINTER COMES CAN SPRING BE FAR BEHIND?

Joel Axelrad
**DFD**

Joel Axelrad November 16th, 2004 03:30 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
Boys, just remember...IF WINTER COMES CAN SPRING BE FAR BEHIND?

Joel Axelrad
**DFD**

Joel Axelrad November 16th, 2004 03:30 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
Boys, just remember...IF WINTER COMES CAN SPRING BE FAR BEHIND?

Joel Axelrad
**DFD**

Cyli November 16th, 2004 05:38 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 21:06:52 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:

(snipped)

When I first ran into it, the protagonist was a New Yorker who moved to the
Berkshires.


Hey, it's Dems moving north so we change with the times. :)

Peter


Ah, flip-flopping again, eh?

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli
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Cyli November 16th, 2004 05:38 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 21:06:52 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:

(snipped)

When I first ran into it, the protagonist was a New Yorker who moved to the
Berkshires.


Hey, it's Dems moving north so we change with the times. :)

Peter


Ah, flip-flopping again, eh?

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli
email: lid (strip the .invalid to email)

Cyli November 16th, 2004 05:38 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 21:06:52 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:

(snipped)

When I first ran into it, the protagonist was a New Yorker who moved to the
Berkshires.


Hey, it's Dems moving north so we change with the times. :)

Peter


Ah, flip-flopping again, eh?

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli
email: lid (strip the .invalid to email)

[email protected] November 16th, 2004 02:45 PM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:52:33 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:



April. 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why
anyone in their right mind would ever want to live
in that God forsaken country of Canada ! !


My friend Peter Charles wrote a really good Canada-to-Florida song, but
he forgot to mention old Jewish women in large cars, expensive shops and
ridiculously overpriced clothes, car wrecks, Yankees, South Beach,
drugs, and Rush Limbaugh, so I penned this...(with apologies to RWH et
al)

April 11 - I got hit by an old Jewish woman in a Cadillac Fleetwood from
Noo Yawk who was rushing to the Shops at Bal Harbour to save $3.00 on
each pair of Manholeo Bleeeeccch shoes, regularly $4279.99 a pair. It
seems she was adjusting one of several phone books she was using to see
between the steering wheel and dashboard and swerved to miss Rush
Limbaugh, who wandering around in the streets of South Beach looking for
someone to "hook a brotha up."

[email protected] November 16th, 2004 02:45 PM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:52:33 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:



April. 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why
anyone in their right mind would ever want to live
in that God forsaken country of Canada ! !


My friend Peter Charles wrote a really good Canada-to-Florida song, but
he forgot to mention old Jewish women in large cars, expensive shops and
ridiculously overpriced clothes, car wrecks, Yankees, South Beach,
drugs, and Rush Limbaugh, so I penned this...(with apologies to RWH et
al)

April 11 - I got hit by an old Jewish woman in a Cadillac Fleetwood from
Noo Yawk who was rushing to the Shops at Bal Harbour to save $3.00 on
each pair of Manholeo Bleeeeccch shoes, regularly $4279.99 a pair. It
seems she was adjusting one of several phone books she was using to see
between the steering wheel and dashboard and swerved to miss Rush
Limbaugh, who wandering around in the streets of South Beach looking for
someone to "hook a brotha up."

Roger Ohlund November 16th, 2004 11:48 PM

for our Democrat Friends
 
(Joel Axelrad) wrote in message ...
Boys, just remember...IF WINTER COMES CAN SPRING BE FAR BEHIND?

Joel Axelrad


YOU BET IT CAN !!!!

;-(

/Roger

Lat 65 degrees north.............

George Cleveland November 17th, 2004 01:27 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 08:45:23 -0600, wrote:

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:52:33 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:



April. 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why
anyone in their right mind would ever want to live
in that God forsaken country of Canada ! !


My friend Peter Charles wrote a really good Canada-to-Florida song, but
he forgot to mention old Jewish women in large cars, expensive shops and
ridiculously overpriced clothes, car wrecks, Yankees, South Beach,
drugs, and Rush Limbaugh, so I penned this...(with apologies to RWH et
al)

April 11 - I got hit by an old Jewish woman in a Cadillac Fleetwood from
Noo Yawk who was rushing to the Shops at Bal Harbour to save $3.00 on
each pair of Manholeo Bleeeeccch shoes, regularly $4279.99 a pair. It
seems she was adjusting one of several phone books she was using to see
between the steering wheel and dashboard and swerved to miss Rush
Limbaugh, who wandering around in the streets of South Beach looking for
someone to "hook a brotha up."\


Shades of David Allen Coe.

g.c.

George Cleveland November 17th, 2004 01:27 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 08:45:23 -0600, wrote:

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:52:33 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:



April. 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why
anyone in their right mind would ever want to live
in that God forsaken country of Canada ! !


My friend Peter Charles wrote a really good Canada-to-Florida song, but
he forgot to mention old Jewish women in large cars, expensive shops and
ridiculously overpriced clothes, car wrecks, Yankees, South Beach,
drugs, and Rush Limbaugh, so I penned this...(with apologies to RWH et
al)

April 11 - I got hit by an old Jewish woman in a Cadillac Fleetwood from
Noo Yawk who was rushing to the Shops at Bal Harbour to save $3.00 on
each pair of Manholeo Bleeeeccch shoes, regularly $4279.99 a pair. It
seems she was adjusting one of several phone books she was using to see
between the steering wheel and dashboard and swerved to miss Rush
Limbaugh, who wandering around in the streets of South Beach looking for
someone to "hook a brotha up."\


Shades of David Allen Coe.

g.c.

George Cleveland November 17th, 2004 01:27 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 08:45:23 -0600, wrote:

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:52:33 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:



April. 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why
anyone in their right mind would ever want to live
in that God forsaken country of Canada ! !


My friend Peter Charles wrote a really good Canada-to-Florida song, but
he forgot to mention old Jewish women in large cars, expensive shops and
ridiculously overpriced clothes, car wrecks, Yankees, South Beach,
drugs, and Rush Limbaugh, so I penned this...(with apologies to RWH et
al)

April 11 - I got hit by an old Jewish woman in a Cadillac Fleetwood from
Noo Yawk who was rushing to the Shops at Bal Harbour to save $3.00 on
each pair of Manholeo Bleeeeccch shoes, regularly $4279.99 a pair. It
seems she was adjusting one of several phone books she was using to see
between the steering wheel and dashboard and swerved to miss Rush
Limbaugh, who wandering around in the streets of South Beach looking for
someone to "hook a brotha up."\


Shades of David Allen Coe.

g.c.

Wolfgang November 17th, 2004 01:52 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...

Shades of David Allen Coe.


Um......think about it, George. Coe is......well, nominally, anyway......an
entertainer.......right? Is he funny when he's serious.......and not when
he ain't?

Wolfgang
who thinks dickie would make some serious compost.........and THAT is funny!
:)



Wolfgang November 17th, 2004 01:52 AM

for our Democrat Friends
 

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...

Shades of David Allen Coe.


Um......think about it, George. Coe is......well, nominally, anyway......an
entertainer.......right? Is he funny when he's serious.......and not when
he ain't?

Wolfgang
who thinks dickie would make some serious compost.........and THAT is funny!
:)




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