OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Now that I have your intention, it's the (or yet another, if that's your thang)
holiday season, and for those so inclined, now would be as good a time as any,
at least for those in the US, to give at least a little something to St. Jude's
(or similar charity of your choice). Do something for a child, serve the
less-fortunate a meal, or just toss some change into the kettle, but wherever
your location, and regardless of your politics at that location, you can doing
something for your fellow "man."

This WILL help, and thanks in advance,
R
....who not only welcomes, but encourages, others to suggest other worthy
causes...

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Feeding the elderly.
Meals on wheels.
Food pantries.
Visit someone in a nursing home.
Visit a church and ask the pastor for the name of someone (family) who could
use some help, and give that help for as long as you can.

And, don't forget the reason for the season.

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
Feeding the elderly.

hell, joanne does that every day, and nobody gives her a medal... ;)

but i dig what you are puttin down, louie.

yfitons
wayno

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
Feeding the elderly.

hell, joanne does that every day, and nobody gives her a medal... ;)

but i dig what you are puttin down, louie.

yfitons
wayno

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Dave LaCourse wrote:
snip
And, don't forget the reason for the season.

The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers alike gear up for the frenzied orgy of
spending during the season. Corporate profits are the be
all and end all of the reason for the season.

The hypocritical sentiments uttered here by unapologetic
Republican **** weasels like you and Dickie Dean are
enough to make good people vomit all over their shoes.

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/

--
Ken Fortenberry

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
m...
Dave LaCourse wrote:
snip
And, don't forget the reason for the season.

The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers alike gear up for the frenzied orgy of
spending during the season. Corporate profits are the be
all and end all of the reason for the season.

The hypocritical sentiments uttered here by unapologetic
Republican **** weasels like you and Dickie Dean are
enough to make good people vomit all over their shoes.

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/

--
Ken Fortenberry

Good to see Scientific Anglers supporting the party of the environment.
They must have a new carp line in the wings. They will pobably market them
in Cabelas and Wall-Mart.

Heres another list to boycott
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/11/8/141820/184
If you do you'll eat healther and you won't have so much chinese stuff
around the house.

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
m...
Dave LaCourse wrote:
snip
And, don't forget the reason for the season.

The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers alike gear up for the frenzied orgy of
spending during the season. Corporate profits are the be
all and end all of the reason for the season.

The hypocritical sentiments uttered here by unapologetic
Republican **** weasels like you and Dickie Dean are
enough to make good people vomit all over their shoes.

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/

--
Ken Fortenberry

Good to see Scientific Anglers supporting the party of the environment.
They must have a new carp line in the wings. They will pobably market them
in Cabelas and Wall-Mart.

Heres another list to boycott
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/11/8/141820/184
If you do you'll eat healther and you won't have so much chinese stuff
around the house.

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/

Interesting sites. You gonna trade Bud for Guiness? :)

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/

Interesting sites. You gonna trade Bud for Guiness? :)

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/

Interesting:
Brand Parent Company % to Dem % to Rep $ to Dem $ to Rep
HJ Heinz Co HJ Heinz Co 17% 83% $9,457 $46,177

Hmm, now we know why Kerry lost.

--
Frank Reid
Euthanize to reply

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Fortenberry writes:


The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers blahblahblah

You're so predictable, Ken.

Merry Christmas to you and yours anyway.

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Fortenberry writes:


The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers blahblahblah

You're so predictable, Ken.

Merry Christmas to you and yours anyway.

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Fortenberry writes:


The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers blahblahblah

You're so predictable, Ken.

Merry Christmas to you and yours anyway.

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 04:48:34 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
snip
And, don't forget the reason for the season.

The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers alike gear up for the frenzied orgy of
spending during the season. Corporate profits are the be
all and end all of the reason for the season.

The hypocritical sentiments uttered here by unapologetic
Republican **** weasels like you and Dickie Dean are
enough to make good people vomit all over their shoes.

OK, fine. Let's assume I'm an unapologetic hypocritical Republican **** weasel.
And that would make helping out St. Jude's or another such cause bad
because....?

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And here's the REALLY funny part (aside from the fact that you
can no longer drink your beloved Bud): it isn't "every time a bell rings, an
angel gets his wings," it's actually, "every time a pseudoliberal whines, God
takes from you and gives to me." Yep, that's right, and to make it even
funnier, now that I've told you the secret, it gets worse. Now, every time you
even _think_ such thoughts, God takes even more from you and your kind, and
gives even more to me and mine. And if you actually try to do something about
it, it's even worse. It's like a one-way Chinese finger trap. Bottom line -
yes, vagina, there is a Santa Claus....and he's pretty ****ed at you and your
kind...but at least he has a sense of humor...

HTH,
Dickie
Go ahead, hate me, I can take it...and will, all the way to the (Republican, of
course) bank...

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 04:48:34 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
snip
And, don't forget the reason for the season.

The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers alike gear up for the frenzied orgy of
spending during the season. Corporate profits are the be
all and end all of the reason for the season.

The hypocritical sentiments uttered here by unapologetic
Republican **** weasels like you and Dickie Dean are
enough to make good people vomit all over their shoes.

OK, fine. Let's assume I'm an unapologetic hypocritical Republican **** weasel.
And that would make helping out St. Jude's or another such cause bad
because....?

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And here's the REALLY funny part (aside from the fact that you
can no longer drink your beloved Bud): it isn't "every time a bell rings, an
angel gets his wings," it's actually, "every time a pseudoliberal whines, God
takes from you and gives to me." Yep, that's right, and to make it even
funnier, now that I've told you the secret, it gets worse. Now, every time you
even _think_ such thoughts, God takes even more from you and your kind, and
gives even more to me and mine. And if you actually try to do something about
it, it's even worse. It's like a one-way Chinese finger trap. Bottom line -
yes, vagina, there is a Santa Claus....and he's pretty ****ed at you and your
kind...but at least he has a sense of humor...

HTH,
Dickie
Go ahead, hate me, I can take it...and will, all the way to the (Republican, of
course) bank...

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

RDean writes:

OK, fine. Let's assume I'm an unapologetic hypocritical Republican ****
weasel.

Unapologetic? *Unapologetic!*
On roff?

On roff it is a useless and unappreciated gesture. I'd rather stick an
aluminum baseball bat up Fortenberry's arse than apologize on roff.

And that would make helping out St. Jude's or another such cause bad
because....?

Shhhhh, Richard. He doesn't have a clue. He's having a Blue Christmas.


During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And here's the REALLY funny part (aside from the fact that
you
can no longer drink your beloved Bud): it isn't "every time a bell rings, an
angel gets his wings," it's actually, "every time a pseudoliberal whines, God
takes from you and gives to me." Yep, that's right, and to make it even
funnier, now that I've told you the secret, it gets worse. Now, every time
you
even _think_ such thoughts, God takes even more from you and your kind, and
gives even more to me and mine. And if you actually try to do something
about
it, it's even worse. It's like a one-way Chinese finger trap. Bottom line -
yes, vagina, there is a Santa Claus....and he's pretty ****ed at you and your
kind...but at least he has a sense of humor...

HTH,
Dickie
Go ahead, hate me, I can take it...and will, all the way to the (Republican,
of
course) bank...

Thank you. Wish I said that.

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

RDean writes:

OK, fine. Let's assume I'm an unapologetic hypocritical Republican ****
weasel.

Unapologetic? *Unapologetic!*
On roff?

On roff it is a useless and unappreciated gesture. I'd rather stick an
aluminum baseball bat up Fortenberry's arse than apologize on roff.

And that would make helping out St. Jude's or another such cause bad
because....?

Shhhhh, Richard. He doesn't have a clue. He's having a Blue Christmas.


During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And here's the REALLY funny part (aside from the fact that
you
can no longer drink your beloved Bud): it isn't "every time a bell rings, an
angel gets his wings," it's actually, "every time a pseudoliberal whines, God
takes from you and gives to me." Yep, that's right, and to make it even
funnier, now that I've told you the secret, it gets worse. Now, every time
you
even _think_ such thoughts, God takes even more from you and your kind, and
gives even more to me and mine. And if you actually try to do something
about
it, it's even worse. It's like a one-way Chinese finger trap. Bottom line -
yes, vagina, there is a Santa Claus....and he's pretty ****ed at you and your
kind...but at least he has a sense of humor...

HTH,
Dickie
Go ahead, hate me, I can take it...and will, all the way to the (Republican,
of
course) bank...

Thank you. Wish I said that.

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Dave LaCourse wrote:

You're so predictable, Ken.

Yeah, about as predictable as hardheaded and hardhearted
Republicans who cheerfully steal pensions, slash health care
benefits and bust unions all year long then come along during
the holidays with noble sentiments and phony compassion.

Merry Christmas to you and yours anyway.

Happy Holidays to you and yours, Louie, and all the joys of
the season.

--
Ken Fortenberry

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Dave LaCourse wrote:

You're so predictable, Ken.

Yeah, about as predictable as hardheaded and hardhearted
Republicans who cheerfully steal pensions, slash health care
benefits and bust unions all year long then come along during
the holidays with noble sentiments and phony compassion.

Merry Christmas to you and yours anyway.

Happy Holidays to you and yours, Louie, and all the joys of
the season.

--
Ken Fortenberry

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

JR wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


Interesting sites. You gonna trade Bud for Guiness? :)

Nah, Anheuser-Busch isn't all *that* Red. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

JR wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


Interesting sites. You gonna trade Bud for Guiness? :)

Nah, Anheuser-Busch isn't all *that* Red. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 13:56:54 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

JR wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


Interesting sites. You gonna trade Bud for Guiness? :)

Nah, Anheuser-Busch isn't all *that* Red. ;-)

Ah, OK, so buying their products wouldn't be all *that* hypocritical.

HTH,
Dickie

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 13:56:54 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

JR wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


Interesting sites. You gonna trade Bud for Guiness? :)

Nah, Anheuser-Busch isn't all *that* Red. ;-)

Ah, OK, so buying their products wouldn't be all *that* hypocritical.

HTH,
Dickie

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Ken Fortenberry wrote in
m:

JR wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


Interesting sites. You gonna trade Bud for Guiness? :)

Nah, Anheuser-Busch isn't all *that* Red. ;-)


There's some blue on the can, anyway

Scott

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Ken Fortenberry wrote in
m:

JR wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


Interesting sites. You gonna trade Bud for Guiness? :)

Nah, Anheuser-Busch isn't all *that* Red. ;-)


There's some blue on the can, anyway

Scott

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
JR wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


Interesting sites. You gonna trade Bud for Guiness? :)

Nah, Anheuser-Busch isn't all *that* Red. ;-)

Then I don't feel quite so bad about ignoring the boycott of France.
They aren't all that French anyway. ;-)
--
TL,
Tim
------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

In article ,
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
snip
And, don't forget the reason for the season.

The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers alike gear up for the frenzied orgy of
spending during the season. Corporate profits are the be
all and end all of the reason for the season.

The hypocritical sentiments uttered here by unapologetic
Republican **** weasels like you and Dickie Dean are
enough to make good people vomit all over their shoes.

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/

This is what it is becoming. It is not the reason for the season.

Dave in Minnesota

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

In article ,
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
snip
And, don't forget the reason for the season.

The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers alike gear up for the frenzied orgy of
spending during the season. Corporate profits are the be
all and end all of the reason for the season.

The hypocritical sentiments uttered here by unapologetic
Republican **** weasels like you and Dickie Dean are
enough to make good people vomit all over their shoes.

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/

This is what it is becoming. It is not the reason for the season.

Dave in Minnesota

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 13:12:30 GMT, Frank Church
wrote:

(Dave LaCourse) wrote in
:

Feeding the elderly.
Meals on wheels.
Food pantries.
Visit someone in a nursing home.
Visit a church and ask the pastor for the name of someone (family) who
could use some help, and give that help for as long as you can.

And, don't forget the reason for the season.


...if you feel like doing what Louie suggests, (especially the first
three), email me for my address.

Frank the hungry elder
..and while you at it, bring the Viagra too :(

Well, maybe in the spirit of returning a favor, snakefiddler can come over in
some edible undies and do a sort of hillbilly Victoria's Secret "Angels on Tour"
thang...oh, wait - that's "food _pantries_"...nevermind...

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Dave Jackson wrote:

This is what it is becoming. It is not the reason for the season.

Quite right. The reason for the season is the winter solstice.
Humans have been celebrating the winter solstice in a variety
of ways ever since they figured out short days would eventually
get longer. The early Christians, peeved that all those damn
pagans were celebrating the solstice decided what the hell, if
you can't beat 'em join 'em, so they concocted some fantasy and
declared the solstice celebration isn't really a solstice celebration
but the second "holiest" day in the Christian calendar. For
aesthetic and literary reasons they situated the fantasy about
their most "holiest" day of the calendar around the spring equinox.

So you see, the reason for the season is really nothing more
than the changing of the seasons, as good a reason as any to buy
lots of **** you don't really need and for Republicans to have their
annual spasm of compassion (don't worry it passes quickly).

--
Ken Fortenberry

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Dave Jackson wrote:

This is what it is becoming. It is not the reason for the season.

Quite right. The reason for the season is the winter solstice.
Humans have been celebrating the winter solstice in a variety
of ways ever since they figured out short days would eventually
get longer. The early Christians, peeved that all those damn
pagans were celebrating the solstice decided what the hell, if
you can't beat 'em join 'em, so they concocted some fantasy and
declared the solstice celebration isn't really a solstice celebration
but the second "holiest" day in the Christian calendar. For
aesthetic and literary reasons they situated the fantasy about
their most "holiest" day of the calendar around the spring equinox.

So you see, the reason for the season is really nothing more
than the changing of the seasons, as good a reason as any to buy
lots of **** you don't really need and for Republicans to have their
annual spasm of compassion (don't worry it passes quickly).

--
Ken Fortenberry

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

In article ,
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Dave Jackson wrote:

This is what it is becoming. It is not the reason for the season.

Quite right. The reason for the season is the winter solstice.
Humans have been celebrating the winter solstice in a variety
of ways ever since they figured out short days would eventually
get longer. The early Christians, peeved that all those damn
pagans were celebrating the solstice decided what the hell, if
you can't beat 'em join 'em, so they concocted some fantasy and
declared the solstice celebration isn't really a solstice celebration
but the second "holiest" day in the Christian calendar. For
aesthetic and literary reasons they situated the fantasy about
their most "holiest" day of the calendar around the spring equinox.

So you see, the reason for the season is really nothing more
than the changing of the seasons, as good a reason as any to buy
lots of **** you don't really need and for Republicans to have their
annual spasm of compassion (don't worry it passes quickly).


Boy, you are further gone than I thought.

Wow.

Dave in Minnesota

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

In article ,
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Dave Jackson wrote:

This is what it is becoming. It is not the reason for the season.

Quite right. The reason for the season is the winter solstice.
Humans have been celebrating the winter solstice in a variety
of ways ever since they figured out short days would eventually
get longer. The early Christians, peeved that all those damn
pagans were celebrating the solstice decided what the hell, if
you can't beat 'em join 'em, so they concocted some fantasy and
declared the solstice celebration isn't really a solstice celebration
but the second "holiest" day in the Christian calendar. For
aesthetic and literary reasons they situated the fantasy about
their most "holiest" day of the calendar around the spring equinox.

So you see, the reason for the season is really nothing more
than the changing of the seasons, as good a reason as any to buy
lots of **** you don't really need and for Republicans to have their
annual spasm of compassion (don't worry it passes quickly).


Boy, you are further gone than I thought.

Wow.

Dave in Minnesota

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Dave Jackson wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
So you see, the reason for the season is really nothing more
than the changing of the seasons, as good a reason as any to buy
lots of **** you don't really need and for Republicans to have their
annual spasm of compassion (don't worry it passes quickly).

Boy, you are further gone than I thought.

Wow.

You don't know the half of it, Dave, but thanks for the
sentiment.

--
Ken Fortenberry

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

On 12/15/04 11:12 PM, in article
, "Dave LaCourse"
wrote:

And, don't forget the reason for the season.

Winter solstice!

Bill

(...right?)

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

On 12/15/04 11:12 PM, in article
, "Dave LaCourse"
wrote:

And, don't forget the reason for the season.

Winter solstice!

Bill

(...right?)

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Dave LaCourse wrote:
snip
And, don't forget the reason for the season.

The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers alike gear up for the frenzied orgy of
spending during the season. Corporate profits are the be
all and end all of the reason for the season.

The hypocritical sentiments uttered here by unapologetic
Republican **** weasels like you and Dickie Dean are
enough to make good people vomit all over their shoes.

I am constantly amazed by your seemingly endless ability to amuse with
quasi-witty cynicism.

I'm not a religious person, and I'm as cynical as the next guy most of
the time but even my allergic-to-church azz is aware and frankly quite
grateful for the *true* reason for the season.

You'd probably have something ****ty to say if "Republican ****
weasels" were parroting your own feeble beliefs.
You need help. Professional help. Lots of it.

Tom G

OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)
 

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Dave Jackson wrote:

This is what it is becoming. It is not the reason for the season.
snip
So you see, the reason for the season is really nothing more
than the changing of the seasons, as good a reason as any to buy
lots of **** you don't really need and for Republicans to have their
annual spasm of compassion (don't worry it passes quickly).

Well, before it does, I'd like to wish you and all of my
too-far-gone-to-recover uber-liberal roffian friends a very warm and
joyous holiday season. I'd send you cards, but they cost money and I'm
kinda busy stealing from the company's pension fund anyway. I sure hope
BARRISTER WAYNO HARRISON's money comes through soon so I can escape
justice and flee to another country. Someplace warmer would be nice.
--
TL,
Tim
------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj