"You're Such a Man"
 

This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?




g.c.

George Cleveland wrote:

Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this. You're
such a man!"

What do you think she meant?

Don't know, but one way to narrow the range of possible meanings might
be to think of the three MOST POSITIVE interpretations you can, then
cross those off of the list...... ;)

George Cleveland wrote:

Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this. You're
such a man!"

What do you think she meant?

Don't know, but one way to narrow the range of possible meanings might
be to think of the three MOST POSITIVE interpretations you can, then
cross those off of the list...... ;)

On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:48:32 -0600, George Cleveland
wrote:

This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?

That depends on how deep you stuck that ax blade ;-)

On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:48:32 -0600, George Cleveland
wrote:

This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?

That depends on how deep you stuck that ax blade ;-)

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?

Unbridled admiration. No doubt about it. Having met the lady......as well
as the object of her adulation......I can assure you that she, like all
others of the fair sex, simply swoon over such displays of unabashed
manhood. You should consider yourself fortunate that you were not ravished
on the spot.

Wolfgang
who, let it never be denied, has made similar mistakes.......with
consequences unfit for repetition in a family newsgroup. :(

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?

Unbridled admiration. No doubt about it. Having met the lady......as well
as the object of her adulation......I can assure you that she, like all
others of the fair sex, simply swoon over such displays of unabashed
manhood. You should consider yourself fortunate that you were not ravished
on the spot.

Wolfgang
who, let it never be denied, has made similar mistakes.......with
consequences unfit for repetition in a family newsgroup. :(

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?

Unbridled admiration. No doubt about it. Having met the lady......as
well as the object of her adulation......I can assure you that she, like
all others of the fair sex, simply swoon over such displays of unabashed
manhood. You should consider yourself fortunate that you were not
ravished on the spot.

Wolfgang
who, let it never be denied, has made similar mistakes.......with
consequences unfit for repetition in a family newsgroup. :(

Um......

p.s. You forgot to say "Hold my beer".

Wolfgang
ever wonder why the swedish army has so many surplus axes?

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?

Unbridled admiration. No doubt about it. Having met the lady......as
well as the object of her adulation......I can assure you that she, like
all others of the fair sex, simply swoon over such displays of unabashed
manhood. You should consider yourself fortunate that you were not
ravished on the spot.

Wolfgang
who, let it never be denied, has made similar mistakes.......with
consequences unfit for repetition in a family newsgroup. :(

Um......

p.s. You forgot to say "Hold my beer".

Wolfgang
ever wonder why the swedish army has so many surplus axes?

On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:48:32 -0600, George Cleveland
wrote:

This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?

Got a somewhat similar comment from my female GP. When I went in for
some liquid nitrogen zaps, I made a comment about how liked the
sizzling sound. She just shook her head with that classic female,
"What a stupid male comment." look and remarked that it, "Must be a Y
chromosone thing." since apparently all her male zappees say the same
thing.



Peter

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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:48:32 -0600, George Cleveland
wrote:

This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?

Got a somewhat similar comment from my female GP. When I went in for
some liquid nitrogen zaps, I made a comment about how liked the
sizzling sound. She just shook her head with that classic female,
"What a stupid male comment." look and remarked that it, "Must be a Y
chromosone thing." since apparently all her male zappees say the same
thing.



Peter

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What do you think she meant?

"Wait here while I go call 911"

On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 20:12:51 -0700, "Charlie Wilson"
wrote:



What do you think she meant?

"Wait here while I go call 911"


or "Wait here until the men in the white coats arrive."

or "Jack Nicholson you ain't."

Peter

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On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 20:12:51 -0700, "Charlie Wilson"
wrote:



What do you think she meant?

"Wait here while I go call 911"


or "Wait here until the men in the white coats arrive."

or "Jack Nicholson you ain't."

Peter

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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:48:32 -0600, George Cleveland
wrote:

This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?

"A blowjob is out of the question..."

HTH,
R
....of course, OTOH, you weren't shaving other areas of your body...

George Cleveland wrote:

What do you think she meant?

Was the emphasis on the "you," the "such," or the "man?"

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

What do you think she meant?

Pretty much the same thing as my wife. I had just opened the box for
the new eliptical trainer and said "wow, look at all those parts!" She
knew instantantly that this would require a trip to Home Depot, a half
rack of Yuengling, and my neighborhood rooting section that can detect
the sounds of a ratchet or powertool from 700 yards.

--
Frank Reid
Euthanize to reply

What do you think she meant?

Pretty much the same thing as my wife. I had just opened the box for
the new eliptical trainer and said "wow, look at all those parts!" She
knew instantantly that this would require a trip to Home Depot, a half
rack of Yuengling, and my neighborhood rooting section that can detect
the sounds of a ratchet or powertool from 700 yards.

--
Frank Reid
Euthanize to reply

see binaries

john
"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?




g.c.

see binaries

john
"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?




g.c.

see binaries

john
"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?




g.c.

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?




g.c.

well, did she ask you to come to bed that night dressed in buckskin and
sporting said ax?

snake

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?




g.c.

well, did she ask you to come to bed that night dressed in buckskin and
sporting said ax?

snake

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?




g.c.

well, did she ask you to come to bed that night dressed in buckskin and
sporting said ax?

snake

George Cleveland wrote:

This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?




g.c.


At least she didn't call you Flaccido Domingo!

Philski

George Cleveland wrote:

This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?




g.c.


At least she didn't call you Flaccido Domingo!

Philski

On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 12:59:36 GMT, "asadi...."
wrote:

see binaries


I did. Healed up nicely, didn't it?

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout. Almost entirely harmless.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli
email: lid (strip the .invalid to email)

On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 12:59:36 GMT, "asadi...."
wrote:

see binaries


I did. Healed up nicely, didn't it?

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout. Almost entirely harmless.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli
email: lid (strip the .invalid to email)

You wouldn't even notice it.
john
"Cyli" wrote in message
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 12:59:36 GMT, "asadi...."
wrote:

see binaries


I did. Healed up nicely, didn't it?

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout. Almost entirely harmless.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli
email: lid (strip the .invalid to email)

You wouldn't even notice it.
john
"Cyli" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 12:59:36 GMT, "asadi...."
wrote:

see binaries


I did. Healed up nicely, didn't it?

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout. Almost entirely harmless.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli
email: lid (strip the .invalid to email)

You wouldn't even notice it.
john
"Cyli" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 12:59:36 GMT, "asadi...."
wrote:

see binaries


I did. Healed up nicely, didn't it?

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout. Almost entirely harmless.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli
email: lid (strip the .invalid to email)