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rw March 8th, 2006 10:55 PM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the MiddleEast"
 
Heads up, Wayno. :-)

http://tinyurl.com/hm3vv

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Wayne Harrison March 8th, 2006 11:43 PM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 

"rw" wrote in message
nk.net...
Heads up, Wayno. :-)

http://tinyurl.com/hm3vv


well, yeah, but i *do* have certain standards, you know...

yfitons
wayno(those damn teeth are just *so* big!)



Joe Smith March 9th, 2006 12:52 AM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in theMiddle East"
 
rw wrote:
Heads up, Wayno. :-)

http://tinyurl.com/hm3vv


I'd make peace with almost anybody (not Wolfgang) for a kiss
from Sharon.


Wolfgang March 9th, 2006 01:08 AM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...
rw wrote:
Heads up, Wayno. :-)

http://tinyurl.com/hm3vv


I'd make peace with almost anybody (not Wolfgang) for a kiss
from Sharon.


Your business.....do as you please, but if you're going to be at war with
someone you should probably at least let him/her/them know. Much easier to
strike fear into their hearts that way, don'tcha know.

Wolfgang



[email protected] March 9th, 2006 01:09 AM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 
On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 16:52:28 -0800, Joe Smith
wrote:

rw wrote:
Heads up, Wayno. :-)

http://tinyurl.com/hm3vv


I'd make peace with almost anybody (not Wolfgang) for a kiss
from Sharon.


Um...Ariel or Stone? Whichever you'd prefer, I'd suspect that if you
closed your eyes, it wouldn't matter...

rb608 March 9th, 2006 01:11 AM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 
wrote in message
Um...Ariel .... ?


Eeeewwwww.



[email protected] March 9th, 2006 01:20 AM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 
On Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:11:50 GMT, "rb608"
wrote:

wrote in message
Um...Ariel .... ?


Eeeewwwww.

Hey, it's not like I suggested he might desire to share a really wet
tongue-swirler with Netanyahu or something...besides, he sounds like a
Mormon...

Joe Smith March 9th, 2006 03:05 AM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in theMiddle East"
 
Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...

rw wrote:

Heads up, Wayno. :-)

http://tinyurl.com/hm3vv


I'd make peace with almost anybody (not Wolfgang) for a kiss
from Sharon.



Your business.....do as you please, but if you're going to be at war with
someone you should probably at least let him/her/them know. Much easier to
strike fear into their hearts that way, don'tcha know.

Wolfgang


You seem to be at war with everyone on this board. Or you just enjoy
being an asshole?


Wolfgang March 9th, 2006 11:26 AM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...

rw wrote:

Heads up, Wayno. :-)

http://tinyurl.com/hm3vv

I'd make peace with almost anybody (not Wolfgang) for a kiss
from Sharon.



Your business.....do as you please, but if you're going to be at war with
someone you should probably at least let him/her/them know. Much easier
to strike fear into their hearts that way, don'tcha know.

Wolfgang


You seem to be at war with everyone on this board.


That may be so, but it's hard for me to know. You see, there are many
people here from whom I have not yet received a formal declaration. As a
matter of fact, until about ten hours ago I wasn't aware that I was at war
with ANYONE. So, really, this is an entirely new experience for me. To be
perfectly candid about it, I'm no slave to consistency......while I
generally disapprove of wholesale slaughter, a little one on one melee
sounds like it might be interesting. You may fire when ready Mr. Gridley.

Or you just enjoy being an asshole?


That's probably your upper lip you're smelling.

Wolfgang




[email protected] March 9th, 2006 01:00 PM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 
On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 19:05:30 -0800, Joe Smith
wrote:


Your business.....do as you please, but if you're going to be at war with
someone you should probably at least let him/her/them know. Much easier to
strike fear into their hearts that way, don'tcha know.

Wolfgang


You seem to be at war with everyone on this board.


Um, how many of y'all are on this board? It must be a pretty big chunk
of lumber, what with holding, apparently, a gracious plenty of folks AND
with room for warfare and all...I mean, come on now - if it's just you
and one other weedchewer standing around with your hands in your pants,
"everyone" kinda, well, loses its panache...OTOH, if there's a
coupla-hundred thou of y'all, then heck, you'd get MY attention...well,
wait...actually, to be completely fair and honest, no, you probably
wouldn't - a bunch of dip****s standing around on a plank might be an
amusing diversion but I can't honestly say I'd actually listen to
anything y'all might have to say...but hey, somebody, somewhere would
probably at least listen to y'all...anywho - numbers, boy, numbers - we
need numbers!

Or you just enjoy being an asshole?


What difference would it make...or are you just feeling a little left
out?

Tom Nakashima March 9th, 2006 02:10 PM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 

"rw" wrote in message
nk.net...
Heads up, Wayno. :-)

http://tinyurl.com/hm3vv

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.


Is this the same woman with the Ice-Pick?
-tom



Wolfgang March 9th, 2006 02:44 PM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 

wrote in message
...
...if there's a
coupla-hundred thou of y'all, then heck, you'd get MY attention...well,
wait...actually, to be completely fair and honest, no, you probably
wouldn't....


And yet, here you are.

Wolfgang



Joe Smith March 9th, 2006 04:02 PM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in theMiddle East"
 
Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...

Wolfgang wrote:


"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...


rw wrote:


Heads up, Wayno. :-)

http://tinyurl.com/hm3vv

I'd make peace with almost anybody (not Wolfgang) for a kiss

from Sharon.


Your business.....do as you please, but if you're going to be at war with
someone you should probably at least let him/her/them know. Much easier
to strike fear into their hearts that way, don'tcha know.

Wolfgang


You seem to be at war with everyone on this board.



That may be so, but it's hard for me to know. You see, there are many
people here from whom I have not yet received a formal declaration. As a
matter of fact, until about ten hours ago I wasn't aware that I was at war
with ANYONE.


I doubt you honestly believe this.

Or you just enjoy being an asshole?


Wolfgang March 9th, 2006 04:06 PM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...

Wolfgang wrote:


"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...


rw wrote:


Heads up, Wayno. :-)

http://tinyurl.com/hm3vv

I'd make peace with almost anybody (not Wolfgang) for a kiss

from Sharon.


Your business.....do as you please, but if you're going to be at war
with someone you should probably at least let him/her/them know. Much
easier to strike fear into their hearts that way, don'tcha know.

Wolfgang

You seem to be at war with everyone on this board.



That may be so, but it's hard for me to know. You see, there are many
people here from whom I have not yet received a formal declaration. As a
matter of fact, until about ten hours ago I wasn't aware that I was at
war with ANYONE.


I doubt you honestly believe this.


Your doubts are yours to live with. Doesn't mean **** to me.

Or you just enjoy being an asshole?


I enjoy windup toys.

Wolfgang



Joe Smith March 9th, 2006 04:24 PM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in theMiddle East"
 
Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...

Wolfgang wrote:


"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...


Wolfgang wrote:



"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...



rw wrote:



Heads up, Wayno. :-)

http://tinyurl.com/hm3vv

I'd make peace with almost anybody (not Wolfgang) for a kiss

from Sharon.


Your business.....do as you please, but if you're going to be at war
with someone you should probably at least let him/her/them know. Much
easier to strike fear into their hearts that way, don'tcha know.

Wolfgang

You seem to be at war with everyone on this board.


That may be so, but it's hard for me to know. You see, there are many
people here from whom I have not yet received a formal declaration. As a
matter of fact, until about ten hours ago I wasn't aware that I was at
war with ANYONE.


I doubt you honestly believe this.



Your doubts are yours to live with. Doesn't mean **** to me.


And yet here you are.

Or you just enjoy being an asshole?



I enjoy windup toys.


I thought they usually took batteries. To each his own I guess.


Wolfgang March 9th, 2006 04:43 PM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...

Wolfgang wrote:


"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...


Wolfgang wrote:



"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...



rw wrote:



Heads up, Wayno. :-)

http://tinyurl.com/hm3vv

I'd make peace with almost anybody (not Wolfgang) for a kiss

from Sharon.


Your business.....do as you please, but if you're going to be at war
with someone you should probably at least let him/her/them know. Much
easier to strike fear into their hearts that way, don'tcha know.

Wolfgang

You seem to be at war with everyone on this board.


That may be so, but it's hard for me to know. You see, there are many
people here from whom I have not yet received a formal declaration. As
a matter of fact, until about ten hours ago I wasn't aware that I was at
war with ANYONE.

I doubt you honestly believe this.



Your doubts are yours to live with. Doesn't mean **** to me.


And yet here you are.


This is where the windup toys are.

Or you just enjoy being an asshole?



I enjoy windup toys.


I thought they usually took batteries.


Yours, maybe. Not mine......that's why they're "windup" toys.

To each his own I guess.


Indeed. But, be sure to wash those toys after you use them......you never
know when the kids might hold of them.

Wolfgang



Joe Smith March 9th, 2006 04:47 PM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in theMiddle East"
 
Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
Or you just enjoy being an asshole?


I enjoy windup toys.


I thought they usually took batteries.



Yours, maybe. Not mine......that's why they're "windup" toys.


Ah, I see you're confusing windup with blowup.


To each his own I guess.



Indeed. But, be sure to wash those toys after you use them......you never
know when the kids might hold of them.


Speaking from experience? No wonder you are so messed up.


Wolfgang March 9th, 2006 04:55 PM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
. ..
Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
Or you just enjoy being an asshole?


I enjoy windup toys.

I thought they usually took batteries.



Yours, maybe. Not mine......that's why they're "windup" toys.


Ah, I see you're confusing windup with blowup.


Your blowup toys require batteries too?

To each his own I guess.



Indeed. But, be sure to wash those toys after you use them......you
never know when the kids might hold of them.


Speaking from experience?


Nope. You?

No wonder you are so messed up.


Well, ONE of us knows what "windup" means.

Wolfgang
and one has a pretty good idea of how to do it. :)



Joe Smith March 10th, 2006 04:59 AM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in theMiddle East"
 
Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
. ..

Wolfgang wrote:


"Joe Smith" wrote in message

Or you just enjoy being an asshole?


I enjoy windup toys.

I thought they usually took batteries.


Yours, maybe. Not mine......that's why they're "windup" toys.


Ah, I see you're confusing windup with blowup.



Your blowup toys require batteries too?


Show me where I said that I like to play with toys.

No wonder you are so messed up.



Well, ONE of us knows what "windup" means.


Yep, I believe one of us does. And one just thinks that
he does. Wait for it.


Wolfgang March 10th, 2006 07:01 PM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
. ..

Wolfgang wrote:


"Joe Smith" wrote in message

Or you just enjoy being an asshole?


I enjoy windup toys.

I thought they usually took batteries.


Yours, maybe. Not mine......that's why they're "windup" toys.

Ah, I see you're confusing windup with blowup.



Your blowup toys require batteries too?


Show me where I said that I like to play with toys.


Show me where I said that you said that you like to play with toys.

No wonder you are so messed up.



Well, ONE of us knows what "windup" means.


Yep, I believe one of us does. And one just thinks that
he does. Wait for it.


O.k., preparing to wait.

Wolfgang



Joe Smith March 11th, 2006 01:36 AM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in theMiddle East"
 
Wolfgang wrote:
"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...

Wolfgang wrote:


"Joe Smith" wrote in message
om...


Wolfgang wrote:



"Joe Smith" wrote in message


Or you just enjoy being an asshole?


I enjoy windup toys.

I thought they usually took batteries.


Yours, maybe. Not mine......that's why they're "windup" toys.

Ah, I see you're confusing windup with blowup.


Your blowup toys require batteries too?


Show me where I said that I like to play with toys.



Show me where I said that you said that you like to play with toys.


Show me where I said that you said that I said that you like to play
with toys.


No wonder you are so messed up.


Well, ONE of us knows what "windup" means.


Yep, I believe one of us does. And one just thinks that
he does. Wait for it.



O.k., preparing to wait.


Good doggie.


Wolfgang March 11th, 2006 02:16 AM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:
"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...

Wolfgang wrote:


"Joe Smith" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:



"Joe Smith" wrote in message


Or you just enjoy being an asshole?


I enjoy windup toys.

I thought they usually took batteries.


Yours, maybe. Not mine......that's why they're "windup" toys.

Ah, I see you're confusing windup with blowup.


Your blowup toys require batteries too?

Show me where I said that I like to play with toys.



Show me where I said that you said that you like to play with toys.


Show me where I said that you said that I said that you like to play with
toys.


I can show you how to make a monkey dance. :)

No wonder you are so messed up.


Well, ONE of us knows what "windup" means.

Yep, I believe one of us does. And one just thinks that
he does. Wait for it.



O.k., preparing to wait.


Good doggie.


How long do I have to wait?

Wolfgang



Joe Smith March 11th, 2006 03:04 AM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in theMiddle East"
 
Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...

Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...


Wolfgang wrote:



"Joe Smith" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:




"Joe Smith" wrote in message



Or you just enjoy being an asshole?


I enjoy windup toys.

I thought they usually took batteries.


Yours, maybe. Not mine......that's why they're "windup" toys.

Ah, I see you're confusing windup with blowup.


Your blowup toys require batteries too?

Show me where I said that I like to play with toys.


Show me where I said that you said that you like to play with toys.


Show me where I said that you said that I said that you like to play with
toys.



I can show you how to make a monkey dance. :)


Shave your ass and wiggle?


No wonder you are so messed up.


Well, ONE of us knows what "windup" means.

Yep, I believe one of us does. And one just thinks that
he does. Wait for it.


O.k., preparing to wait.


Good doggie.



How long do I have to wait?


Been about 45 minutes this time, we'll see how long the next time.


Wolfgang March 11th, 2006 11:02 AM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...

Wolfgang wrote:

"Joe Smith" wrote in message
...


Wolfgang wrote:



"Joe Smith" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:




"Joe Smith" wrote in message



Or you just enjoy being an asshole?


I enjoy windup toys.

I thought they usually took batteries.


Yours, maybe. Not mine......that's why they're "windup" toys.

Ah, I see you're confusing windup with blowup.


Your blowup toys require batteries too?

Show me where I said that I like to play with toys.


Show me where I said that you said that you like to play with toys.

Show me where I said that you said that I said that you like to play with
toys.



I can show you how to make a monkey dance. :)


Shave your ass and wiggle?


Nope. But you're close. Closer than you think.

No wonder you are so messed up.


Well, ONE of us knows what "windup" means.

Yep, I believe one of us does. And one just thinks that
he does. Wait for it.


O.k., preparing to wait.

Good doggie.



How long do I have to wait?


Been about 45 minutes this time, we'll see how long the next time.


Next time never comes. There is only this time.

Wolfgang



rb608 March 11th, 2006 11:51 AM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 
"Wolfgang" wrote in message
Next time never comes. There is only this time.
Wolfgang



Never comes next time. Only this time there is.
Yoda


(Sorry, I'm up early & only half finished my coffee.)



Wolfgang March 11th, 2006 12:32 PM

Sharon Stone "would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East"
 

"rb608" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
Next time never comes. There is only this time.
Wolfgang



Never comes next time. Only this time there is.
Yoda


(Sorry, I'm up early & only half finished my coffee.)


Early call you this? Half gone the day is. :)

Wolfgang




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