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Dave LaCourse April 1st, 2006 11:40 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
Joanne and I passed papers on Lakewood Camps this morning. We now own
40% of the outfit. Soooooo, we are offering to the aforementioned and
whomever a week *at cost* (about $35/day) next September. Pick a
date, contact me, and we'll have a clave with good fishing, food,
drink and lots of camaraderie.

And more good news: I will be going up on May 15 and won't be coming
back until Oct 15, so I'll be unable to read newsgroups. I will have
an e-mail, however, but I'll have to get back to ya on what it will
be. And even more good news (jeff and wayno), I won't be cooking. Jo
will be coming up on week-ends and we'll be in the big farmhouse.

Dave



No excuses, especially timmaaay, George, Stan, wayno.......

Dave





Dave LaCourse April 1st, 2006 11:43 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 17:40:08 -0500, Dave LaCourse
wrote:

Jo
will be coming up on week-ends and we'll be in the big farmhouse.


Uh, that "we" is Jo and me, and does not include jeff and wayno.
Perish the thought.



Ken Fortenberry April 2nd, 2006 12:54 AM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
Dave LaCourse wrote:
Joanne and I passed papers on Lakewood Camps this morning. We now own
40% of the outfit. Soooooo, we are offering to the aforementioned and
whomever a week *at cost* (about $35/day) next September. Pick a
date, contact me, and we'll have a clave with good fishing, food,
drink and lots of camaraderie. ...


Congratulations Dave. I'm just tickled to see you doing
something from the heart like buying a fishing camp in
Maine. So many folks your age wouldn't ever dream of doing
anything like that.

I'll have Kristine and Kipper check their calendars and let
you know when to ready the Presidential Suite for us. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

George Adams April 2nd, 2006 01:16 AM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
Congrats, Dave.
Can't speak for the other guys, but it sounds real good to me. When do
you need firm dates?

George


rw April 2nd, 2006 01:31 AM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
Dave LaCourse wrote:
Joanne and I passed papers on Lakewood Camps this morning. We now own
40% of the outfit. Soooooo, we are offering to the aforementioned and
whomever a week *at cost* (about $35/day) next September. Pick a
date, contact me, and we'll have a clave with good fishing, food,
drink and lots of camaraderie.


Will everyone have to kneel and kiss your ring? (Or worse.)

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

vincent p. norris April 2nd, 2006 01:42 AM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
Congratulations, Dave!! I wish you and Joanne great success and
happpiness!

vince

Tim J. April 2nd, 2006 04:31 AM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
Dave LaCourse wrote:
Joanne and I passed papers on Lakewood Camps this morning. We now own
40% of the outfit. Soooooo, we are offering to the aforementioned and
whomever a week *at cost* (about $35/day) next September. Pick a
date, contact me, and we'll have a clave with good fishing, food,
drink and lots of camaraderie.

And more good news: I will be going up on May 15 and won't be coming
back until Oct 15, so I'll be unable to read newsgroups. I will have
an e-mail, however, but I'll have to get back to ya on what it will
be. And even more good news (jeff and wayno), I won't be cooking. Jo
will be coming up on week-ends and we'll be in the big farmhouse.

No excuses, especially timmaaay, George, Stan, wayno.......


Congrats, Dave - I wish you great success.

I'm not sure what my calendar will be like this year. My chassis and
what it contains are due for several repairs, and I won't know for a few
more weeks when and what that will mean in terms of down-time. None the
less, the invitation is appreciated and I'll let you know what's
happening.
--
TL,
Tim
---------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj/



Mike April 2nd, 2006 04:53 AM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
Congrads ya ole pirate.........Maybe I can make the trip and see if we
can get the clavemiester from Pa to show up also......Or maybe I will
bring the little woman.........


Dave LaCourse April 2nd, 2006 12:42 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 

What's today's date?

Better yet, what was *yesterday's* date?

I've been setting this up for weeks, and happy to say I gotcha!

I'm too "old and decrepit" to be running a fly fishing camp deep in
the woods of Maine. But I'll still offer my guiding services to
anyone who wishes to go.

dave




Tim J. April 2nd, 2006 02:50 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
Dave LaCourse wrote:
What's today's date?
Better yet, what was *yesterday's* date?


Bastid. ;-)
--
TL,
Tim
---------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj/



asadi April 2nd, 2006 04:18 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
Joanne and I passed papers on Lakewood Camps this morning. We now own
40% of the outfit. Soooooo, we are offering to the aforementioned and
whomever a week *at cost* (about $35/day) next September. Pick a
date, contact me, and we'll have a clave with good fishing, food,
drink and lots of camaraderie.

And more good news: I will be going up on May 15 and won't be coming
back until Oct 15, so I'll be unable to read newsgroups. I will have
an e-mail, however, but I'll have to get back to ya on what it will
be. And even more good news (jeff and wayno), I won't be cooking. Jo
will be coming up on week-ends and we'll be in the big farmhouse.

Dave



No excuses, especially timmaaay, George, Stan, wayno.......

Dave


I doff my hat. Way cool. ...are you really going to get a pirate ship now?

john



Ken Fortenberry April 2nd, 2006 05:42 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
Dave LaCourse wrote:
What's today's date?

Better yet, what was *yesterday's* date?


Damn, Kipper is gonna be *so* ****ed.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Mr. Opus McDopus April 2nd, 2006 07:00 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 

"rw" wrote in message
link.net...
Dave LaCourse wrote:
Joanne and I passed papers on Lakewood Camps this morning. We now own
40% of the outfit. Soooooo, we are offering to the aforementioned and
whomever a week *at cost* (about $35/day) next September. Pick a
date, contact me, and we'll have a clave with good fishing, food,
drink and lots of camaraderie.


Will everyone have to kneel and kiss your ring? (Or worse.)


Are *gratuitous* insults part of your job, as the Western 'Clave
Camaraderie Director!

Op



Wayne Harrison April 2nd, 2006 07:04 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
Joanne and I passed papers on Lakewood Camps this morning. We now own
40% of the outfit.


great news, louie. i am sure gonna try and make it.

can you give me some idea of the canoeing possibilities, other than the
lake, of course.

yfitons
wayno



Tom Littleton April 2nd, 2006 09:02 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...

What's today's date?

Better yet, what was *yesterday's* date?

I've been setting this up for weeks, and happy to say I gotcha!


damn, the April Fools thing was my first gut impression,
then, gradually, I suckered in to the point I was checking what looks like a
promising fall calender......well, Lisa and I still may come up anyway.
......I guess this means you will still be online.....
Tom



Dave LaCourse April 2nd, 2006 09:17 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
On Sun, 02 Apr 2006 20:02:02 GMT, "Tom Littleton"
wrote:

well, Lisa and I still may come up anyway.
.....I guess this means you will still be online...


Hope youse can make it, Tom.
And, yeah, at least for a little while longer.
d;o)



Dave LaCourse April 2nd, 2006 09:49 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
On Sun, 02 Apr 2006 18:04:12 GMT, "Wayne Harrison"
wrote:

can you give me some idea of the canoeing possibilities, other than the
lake, of course.


Uhhhh, surrrrrrrre. We bought the dam too, so I can tell the damn dam
keeper what the water flow should be. I can set it up for super fast
(2000 cfs), fast (1000 cfs), good fishing (800 cfs), canoeing for
middle-aged lawyers (200 cfs), or just-plain-old-lawyers-of-the-
average-kind (4000 cfs).

BTW, you will NOT make passes at the former Hooter girls who will be
waiting on you in the dining room. Heather and Hermione are *nice*
girls. (Wait until you see the new Lakewood uniforms!) Nor will you
abuse in any way, or *change* in any way, the new female guide we
have, 18 yo Melissa or the cabin-girl, 20 yo Casey.

While select wine and beer will be served free of charge at the
evening meal, your decorum will be monitored by Bruce our new gay
bouncer. Of course you can party the whole night away, but the first
time you touch Heather or Hermione, Bruce will react in a baaaaad way.
I mean baaaaaad! d;o(

Bring your shotgun and we'll shoot clays off the dock in the
afternoon. There will also be a full Orvis fly shop in a new building
about to be constructed, and we will have Orvis rods and reels for you
to try out on the river. Flies will be a reasonable $3.00 apiece
(hey, we're in the great north woods of Maine).

Let me know when you and you SO want to come up and I'll send you
first class tickets and have Bruce pick you up in Portland.

yfimam d;o)
Louie (Happy he made yet another April 1)








Frank Reid April 3rd, 2006 02:54 AM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
I'll trade you a week at your fishing camp for a week at my Nebraska
ski lodge.


vincent p. norris April 3rd, 2006 03:26 AM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
I've been setting this up for weeks, and happy to say I gotcha!

Hell, Dave, I wish you and Joanne great success and happiness anyway!

vince

Dave LaCourse April 3rd, 2006 03:57 AM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
On 2 Apr 2006 18:54:12 -0700, "Frank Reid"
wrote:

I'll trade you a week at your fishing camp for a week at my Nebraska
ski lodge.


Uhhhh, I spent a year in Nebraska in December, 1957, hitch-hiking home
for Christmas leave. The horro.......memories are still fresh in my
mind. I've been aboard aircraft carriers that aren't that flat. d;o)





Frank Reid April 3rd, 2006 12:16 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
Nebraska is not that flat. Southern Illinois, now that's flat. By the
way, that was a very good piece of 1 April fun. You put all the key
things together and made a very believable story. I was ready to email
you my dates for September. Congrats Chief.
Frank Reid


Ken Fortenberry April 3rd, 2006 12:46 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
Frank Reid wrote:
Nebraska is not that flat. Southern Illinois, now that's flat.


Central Illinois is flat, southern Illinois is definitely
not. The Illinois Ozarks are gorgeous little mountains.

http://www.ozarkvacation.com/illinois/

By the
way, that was a very good piece of 1 April fun. ...


Yeah, but Kipper is still ****ed. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

riverman April 3rd, 2006 01:54 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 

"Frank Reid" wrote in message
oups.com...
Nebraska is not that flat. Southern Illinois, now that's flat. By the
way, that was a very good piece of 1 April fun. You put all the key
things together and made a very believable story. I was ready to email
you my dates for September. Congrats Chief.
Frank Reid


No way! Dave didn't really buy a piece of Lakewood?? I was already making
adjustments to my summer calendar!!!
Its been a long time since I've been caught out that bad...

--riverman



Dave LaCourse April 3rd, 2006 04:23 PM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 20:54:47 +0800, "riverman"
wrote:

Its been a long time since I've been caught out that bad...


Try to make it to the Rapid when you're in Maine, Myron. Great
fishings.

I've been planning this joke for weeks, if not months, and I think it
went off pretty much as expected. Even ****ed off a dog! d;o)




riverman April 4th, 2006 08:54 AM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 20:54:47 +0800, "riverman"
wrote:

Its been a long time since I've been caught out that bad...


Try to make it to the Rapid when you're in Maine, Myron. Great
fishings.

I've been planning this joke for weeks, if not months, and I think it
went off pretty much as expected. Even ****ed off a dog! d;o)




I'll definately be up in the NW corner while I'm home. I'll also track you
down this year and we can go scare some fish. Already have my plane ticket
in hand. :-)

--riverman



Mike April 7th, 2006 04:04 AM

No excuses Timaaaay, George, Stan, wayno, Fortenberry, et al
 
Toche Toche Pirate



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