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Ken Fortenberry May 5th, 2006 08:33 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
A frequent poster to the bass group rofb and an
occasional visitor to roff Bob LaLonde has accused
me, *ME*, of being the guy who uses strike indicators.

Would someone please tell Bob that I'm an elitist snob
and an asshole beyond reproach when it comes to friggin'
bobbers on a goddamn fly line ?

I mean Geezus H. anyway.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wayne Knight May 5th, 2006 08:44 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Would someone please tell Bob that I'm an elitist snob
and an asshole beyond reproach when it comes to friggin'
bobbers on a goddamn fly line ?


Dear Bob:

Ken's an elitist snob
and an asshole beyond reproach when it comes to friggin'
bobbers on a goddamn fly line ?

I don't use bobbers either, I use pom-poms


Ken Fortenberry May 5th, 2006 08:49 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
Wayne Knight wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Would someone please tell Bob that I'm an elitist snob
and an asshole beyond reproach when it comes to friggin'
bobbers on a goddamn fly line ?


Dear Bob:

Ken's an elitist snob
and an asshole beyond reproach when it comes to friggin'
bobbers on a goddamn fly line ?

I don't use bobbers either, I use pom-poms


Thank you for the testimonial and I'm sorry about that
whole cheerleader thing.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wayne Harrison May 5th, 2006 09:25 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
. com...
A frequent poster to the bass group rofb and an
occasional visitor to roff Bob LaLonde has accused
me, *ME*, of being the guy who uses strike indicators.

Would someone please tell Bob that I'm an elitist snob
and an asshole beyond reproach when it comes to friggin'
bobbers on a goddamn fly line ?


i can predict with absolute certainty that there will be no shortage of
responses eagerly attesting to the fact that you are an elitist snob and an
asshole beyond reproach when it comes to damn near everything.

yfitons
wayno



Mark W. Oots May 5th, 2006 10:02 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 

"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
...

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
. com...
A frequent poster to the bass group rofb and an
occasional visitor to roff Bob LaLonde has accused
me, *ME*, of being the guy who uses strike indicators.

Would someone please tell Bob that I'm an elitist snob
and an asshole beyond reproach when it comes to friggin'
bobbers on a goddamn fly line ?


i can predict with absolute certainty that there will be no shortage of
responses eagerly attesting to the fact that you are an elitist snob and
an asshole beyond reproach when it comes to damn near everything.


That would be my answer...

Mark



remove SQUAW from the language May 5th, 2006 10:07 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
On Fri, 05 May 2006 19:33:43 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

A frequent poster to the bass group rofb and an
occasional visitor to roff Bob LaLonde has accused
me, *ME*, of being the guy who uses strike indicators.

Would someone please tell Bob that I'm an elitist snob
and an asshole beyond reproach when it comes to friggin'
bobbers on a goddamn fly line ?

I mean Geezus H. anyway.


Not to butt in on your newsgroup or anything, but I spend my time doing
Google searches for just this type of scurrilous lie. I was on a bank
nearby and I saw Ken Fortenberry using not only strike indicators, but
Nibblets, worms, M-80s, and an old field phone while "fishing." Check
any source you wish (ignoring those that don't confirm what I say, of
course - they are nothing but liars), and you'll find where I've thrust
my name forward as an unimpeachable source, so you can trust me when I
say I know what I'm talking about. I WAS THERE!!

Rug Deese
The source, the whole source, and nothing but the source (TM)

Ken Fortenberry May 5th, 2006 10:33 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
Mark W. Oots wrote:
"Wayne Harrison" wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Would someone please tell Bob that I'm an elitist snob
and an asshole beyond reproach when it comes to friggin'
bobbers on a goddamn fly line ?

i can predict with absolute certainty that there will be no shortage of
responses eagerly attesting to the fact that you are an elitist snob and
an asshole beyond reproach when it comes to damn near everything.


That would be my answer...


Thank you both for the testimonials. I can't have my reputation
smirched by some bass fisherman fer cryin' out loud.

--
Ken Fortenberry

[email protected] May 6th, 2006 11:01 AM

Falsely Accused !!
 
The story I got is that you were IN a bank.

Harry
wearing a mask


Ken Fortenberry May 6th, 2006 03:28 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
remove from the language wrote:

Not to butt in on your newsgroup or anything, ...
snip
Rug Deese
The source, the whole source, and nothing but the source (TM)


Heh. Sounds like you still have a bad taste in your mouth
from all that foot you stuck in there.

--
Ken Fortenberry

David Snedeker May 6th, 2006 11:44 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
This is Dean again. First he plays at maintaining the Swiftboat slander of
Kerry, while gutlessly pretending he is only of another opinion, and now he
continues with this parody. 100% chicken****. With assholes like Dean
benefiting so much from the warpage of the US system, it is a true wonder
that anyone like Doug puts their life on the line for this country. Dean.
your politics are neither D or R, neither left or right. Your politics are
pure **** Weasel. There is probably a spot for you in this administration.

Dave







rw May 7th, 2006 05:02 AM

Falsely Accused !!
 
David Snedeker wrote:
This is Dean again. First he plays at maintaining the Swiftboat slander of
Kerry, while gutlessly pretending he is only of another opinion, and now he
continues with this parody. 100% chicken****. With assholes like Dean
benefiting so much from the warpage of the US system, it is a true wonder
that anyone like Doug puts their life on the line for this country. Dean.
your politics are neither D or R, neither left or right. Your politics are
pure **** Weasel. There is probably a spot for you in this administration.


Dean has one of the weirdest Usenet personas I've ever seen. He's so
weird that I expect he'll take that as a compliment.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

[email protected] May 7th, 2006 02:35 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
On Sat, 6 May 2006 15:44:31 -0700, "David Snedeker"
wrote:

This is Dean again. First he plays at maintaining the Swiftboat slander of
Kerry, while gutlessly pretending he is only of another opinion, and now he
continues with this parody. 100% chicken****. With assholes like Dean
benefiting so much from the warpage of the US system, it is a true wonder
that anyone like Doug puts their life on the line for this country. Dean.
your politics are neither D or R, neither left or right. Your politics are
pure **** Weasel.


I prefer the term "rat ****er," thank you very much...of course, I'd bet
you'd be surprised at who the "rat ****ee" is (or are, as the case may
be)...



[email protected] May 7th, 2006 02:37 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
On Sun, 07 May 2006 04:02:28 GMT, rw
wrote:

David Snedeker wrote:
This is Dean again. First he plays at maintaining the Swiftboat slander of
Kerry, while gutlessly pretending he is only of another opinion, and now he
continues with this parody. 100% chicken****. With assholes like Dean
benefiting so much from the warpage of the US system, it is a true wonder
that anyone like Doug puts their life on the line for this country. Dean.
your politics are neither D or R, neither left or right. Your politics are
pure **** Weasel. There is probably a spot for you in this administration.


Dean has one of the weirdest Usenet personas I've ever seen.


And there's a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why you believe
that...but you won't, don't, and apparently, can't understand what it
is.

HTH,
R

David Snedeker May 8th, 2006 06:34 AM

Falsely Accused !!
 

"rw" wrote in message
ink.net...
David Snedeker wrote:
This is Dean again. First he plays at maintaining the Swiftboat slander

of
Kerry, while gutlessly pretending he is only of another opinion, and now

he
continues with this parody. 100% chicken****. With assholes like Dean
benefiting so much from the warpage of the US system, it is a true

wonder
that anyone like Doug puts their life on the line for this country.

Dean.
your politics are neither D or R, neither left or right. Your politics

are
pure **** Weasel. There is probably a spot for you in this

administration.

Dean has one of the weirdest Usenet personas I've ever seen. He's so
weird that I expect he'll take that as a compliment.



Yeah, no ****. Now check out his two responses: See, it looks like Richard
has now descended into his Daniel Segretti fantasy again. Remember Segretti
and the Nixon era "Rat****ers?" They were the little **** weasel, college
boy, dirty tricksters that the RNC could use for lite burglary, to
intimidate Black voter registration, pie throws, etc. The boy must have
found inspiration from his visit to the Nixon Library. :-)

Richard must have been snagging his first booze from Big Mama's cabinet and
in short pants when the "Rat****ers." were getting RNC per diem. Now he's
laying out his own coded mysteroso reason denture. Weird. Im waiting for him
to do the "Joe McCarthy" shtick, or maybe the Roy Cohn shtick in drag.

Dave
Holy Moses! Could Dean be an operative of every aging Yale fascist
prankster's wet dream, "Rat****ers II", the Sequel?




[email protected] May 16th, 2006 08:02 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
The only time Forty uses strike indicators is when he's driftin'
cheese.

TBone
"A cash flow runs through it"


Wayne Knight May 16th, 2006 08:15 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
wrote:

TBone
"A cash flow runs through it"


Sweet mother of God, he's still alive.

Howdy Tim, renew your TU membership lately?


[email protected] May 16th, 2006 08:21 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
Yes, in fact, I have infiltrated the ranks. Look for me on the roster
as Tweed Ketchum.

--
TBone


Wayne Harrison May 16th, 2006 09:03 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 

wrote in message
oups.com...
Yes, in fact, I have infiltrated the ranks. Look for me on the roster
as Tweed Ketchum.

--
TBone


well, by god--call out the echos, shake down the thunder--

good to have you back, timbo.

yfitons
wayno




[email protected] May 17th, 2006 02:32 AM

Falsely Accused !!
 

Wayne Harrison wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...
Yes, in fact, I have infiltrated the ranks. Look for me on the roster
as Tweed Ketchum.

--
TBone


well, by god--call out the echos, shake down the thunder--

good to have you back, timbo.

yfitons
wayno


Thanks man. And definately to you and yours as well.

Your pal,

Tim


Charlie Choc May 18th, 2006 01:59 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
Good to see you're still around Timbo.
--
Charlie...
www.chocphoto.com


[email protected] May 19th, 2006 06:19 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
You too choco. Hope all is well...

ObRoff: A new Colorado state record carp (+40pounder) was caught...the
feller said he couldn't afford to have it mounted but was planning on
filleting it up saying grass carp is pretty good if you cook it right.

Your pal,

Tim


Willi May 19th, 2006 06:58 PM

Falsely Accused !!
 
wrote:
You too choco. Hope all is well...

ObRoff: A new Colorado state record carp (+40pounder) was caught...the
feller said he couldn't afford to have it mounted but was planning on
filleting it up saying grass carp is pretty good if you cook it right.

Your pal,

Tim


Good to hear from you,

Recently took a guy from ROFF, Mark T., to that canyony section of water
I fished with you and Rusty Hook.

Willi

Charlie Choc May 20th, 2006 12:08 AM

Falsely Accused !!
 
You too choco. Hope all is well...

I'm doing well Tim, thanks. I'm up in Taos with my little trailer
through next week before heading over to Utah for a couple of weeks and
hope to get a chance to fish the Rio Grande or the Red before I leave.
--
Charlie...
www.chocphoto.com



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