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I told the wife the other day it occurs to me now at age 50
that 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we
have a nice house, nice car, queen bed and a big screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.

(Not a true story ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
. net...
I told the wife the other day it occurs to me now at age 50
that 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we
have a nice house, nice car, queen bed and a big screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.

(Not a true story ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Like the 40 year old guys wife told him after he said about trading her in
on a 20 year old. Remember, 20 goes into 40 more than 40 goes into 20,

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Calif Bill wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
. net...
I told the wife the other day it occurs to me now at age 50
that 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we
have a nice house, nice car, queen bed and a big screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.

(Not a true story ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Like the 40 year old guys wife told him after he said about trading her in
on a 20 year old. Remember, 20 goes into 40 more than 40 goes into 20,

So you just have to insure that you have 40 on top. Works for me.

--riverman
Youth is wasted on the.........TV.

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On 27 Nov 2006 23:30:37 -0800, "riverman" wrote:

So you just have to insure that you have 40 on top. Works for me.

Geez Myron, you could have kept *that* to yourself.
--
Charlie...
http://www.chocphoto.com

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Charlie Choc wrote:
On 27 Nov 2006 23:30:37 -0800, "riverman" wrote:

So you just have to insure that you have 40 on top. Works for me.

Geez Myron, you could have kept *that* to yourself.
--

Yeah, that didn't come out quite right...
Make it 'keep 48 on top'.
:-/
--riverman

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Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I told the wife the other day it occurs to me now at age 50
that 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we
have a nice house, nice car, queen bed and a big screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.

(Not a true story ;-)

One thing I found out was the wrong thing to say to my wife (going on 38
years)--- I woke up in the morning, stretched and said to her, "boy, I
feel like a 25 year old ----- but there's never one around when you need
her."

Snoop

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wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I told the wife the other day it occurs to me now at age 50
that 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we
have a nice house, nice car, queen bed and a big screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.

(Not a true story ;-)

One thing I found out was the wrong thing to say to my wife (going on 38
years)--- I woke up in the morning, stretched and said to her, "boy, I
feel like a 25 year old ----- but there's never one around when you need
her."

Snoop

Just the other day, I really put my foot in it. I was being dragged
around the shopping malls by SWMBO, and she went into some botique to
get a tiny tube of something. As the cashier was ringing it up, I saw
that it cost almost $100 US!!

I looked at the ingredients (being the cynic I am), and said "You know,
this stuff is just oils and perfume! Whats it for?? She said "Its
anti-wrinkle cream" and I said "For a HUNDRED BUCKS?? I mean, it
doesn't even w....."

Her look alone stopped me in my tracks, but not soon enough. I'm going
to be paying for this for years to come.

--riverman

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riverman typed:
wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I told the wife the other day it occurs to me now at age 50
that 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we
have a nice house, nice car, queen bed and a big screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.

(Not a true story ;-)

One thing I found out was the wrong thing to say to my wife (going
on 38 years)--- I woke up in the morning, stretched and said to
her, "boy, I feel like a 25 year old ----- but there's never one
around when you need her."

Snoop

Just the other day, I really put my foot in it. I was being dragged
around the shopping malls by SWMBO, and she went into some botique to
get a tiny tube of something. As the cashier was ringing it up, I saw
that it cost almost $100 US!!

I looked at the ingredients (being the cynic I am), and said "You
know, this stuff is just oils and perfume! Whats it for?? She said
"Its anti-wrinkle cream" and I said "For a HUNDRED BUCKS?? I mean, it
doesn't even w....."

Her look alone stopped me in my tracks, but not soon enough. I'm
going to be paying for this for years to come.

The older I get, the more this happen. You would think the adage "With age
comes wisdom" would apply at some point. I'm still waiting. . .

BTW, for someone who pays several hundred dollars for a stick that may or
may not catch fish, you've got a lot of room to talk, buster! ;-)
--
TL,
Tim
-------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

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Jonathan Cook wrote:
riverman wrote:

that it cost almost $100 US!!

Men usually far outspend women on their own "frivolous"
things...like fishing, hunting, golf, cycling, e-toys,
(not to mention the vacations/trips involved to _use_ the
gear!).

Keeping this in mind will keep you humble (and quiet!)...

HTH,

Jon.

This doesn't hold when you have a geek spouse. I'm
easily outspent on "frivolous" things.

Of course she realizes this and is smart enough not
to give me grief when I spend on my "frivolous" things.
- Ken

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"Jonathan Cook" wrote in message
...
riverman wrote:

that it cost almost $100 US!!

Men usually far outspend women on their own "frivolous"
things...like fishing, hunting, golf, cycling, e-toys,
(not to mention the vacations/trips involved to _use_ the
gear!).

Keeping this in mind will keep you humble (and quiet!)...

HTH,

Jon.

I take it shoes are in the frivolous category.
fwiw
-tom

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"Jonathan Cook" wrote in message
...
Tom Nakashima wrote:

I take it shoes are in the frivolous category.

Are you talking about the first pair, or the 20th pair?

;-)

Jon.

They just opened a new Orvis Store in Santana Row, close to my resident,
it's a beautiful store, almost too
clean to be a shop for anglers. And I thank Orvis for selling woman's shoes
and apparels. It's the first fly-fishing shop my wife doesn't mind visiting.
fwiw,
-tom

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On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:24:03 -0800, "Tom Nakashima"
wrote:


"Jonathan Cook" wrote in message
...
Tom Nakashima wrote:

I take it shoes are in the frivolous category.

Are you talking about the first pair, or the 20th pair?

;-)

Jon.

They just opened a new Orvis Store in Santana Row, close to my resident,
it's a beautiful store, almost too
clean to be a shop for anglers. And I thank Orvis for selling woman's shoes
and apparels. It's the first fly-fishing shop my wife doesn't mind visiting.
fwiw,
-tom

Um, if it's anything like many Orvis stores, it's probably more accurate
to call it a clothing store that some anglers don't mind visiting with
their spouses...

HTH,
R

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Tom Nakashima wrote:
They just opened a new Orvis Store in Santana Row, close to my resident,
it's a beautiful store, almost too
clean to be a shop for anglers. And I thank Orvis for selling woman's
shoes
and apparels. It's the first fly-fishing shop my wife doesn't mind
visiting.
fwiw,
-tom


wrote in message
Um, if it's anything like many Orvis stores, it's probably more accurate
to call it a clothing store that some anglers don't mind visiting with
their spouses...


What was funny, when we walked into the Orvis store I asked the sales clerk
who greeted us,
where all the fly-fishing equipment was? She rolled her eyes and said;
"straight to the back."
fwiw,
-tom

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On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:38:46 -0800, "Tom Nakashima"
wrote:



Tom Nakashima wrote:
They just opened a new Orvis Store in Santana Row, close to my resident,
it's a beautiful store, almost too
clean to be a shop for anglers. And I thank Orvis for selling woman's
shoes
and apparels. It's the first fly-fishing shop my wife doesn't mind
visiting.
fwiw,
-tom


wrote in message
Um, if it's anything like many Orvis stores, it's probably more accurate
to call it a clothing store that some anglers don't mind visiting with
their spouses...


What was funny, when we walked into the Orvis store I asked the sales clerk
who greeted us,
where all the fly-fishing equipment was? She rolled her eyes and said;
"straight to the back."
fwiw,
-tom

If you're ever in Manhattan with an hour to kill, check out the NYC
"flagship" store...if you don't like the rod they stock (assuming the
clerk happens to know where it is), they can order you all sorts of
really cool fishing accessories and stuff...and if you're ever in
Manhattan and have a desire to have your ears assaulted with "hip-hop"
while being "helped" by a nose-ring wearing girl named "Cydney" who even
Ken's quiz could readily identify as being from Long Island, drop on by
what is now "Abercrombie and Fitch"...

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wrote in message
...
On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:38:46 -0800, "Tom Nakashima"
wrote:



Tom Nakashima wrote:
They just opened a new Orvis Store in Santana Row, close to my resident,
it's a beautiful store, almost too
clean to be a shop for anglers. And I thank Orvis for selling woman's
shoes
and apparels. It's the first fly-fishing shop my wife doesn't mind
visiting.
fwiw,
-tom


wrote in message
Um, if it's anything like many Orvis stores, it's probably more accurate
to call it a clothing store that some anglers don't mind visiting with
their spouses...


What was funny, when we walked into the Orvis store I asked the sales
clerk
who greeted us,
where all the fly-fishing equipment was? She rolled her eyes and said;
"straight to the back."
fwiw,
-tom

If you're ever in Manhattan with an hour to kill, check out the NYC
"flagship" store...if you don't like the rod they stock (assuming the
clerk happens to know where it is), they can order you all sorts of
really cool fishing accessories and stuff...and if you're ever in
Manhattan and have a desire to have your ears assaulted with "hip-hop"
while being "helped" by a nose-ring wearing girl named "Cydney" who even
Ken's quiz could readily identify as being from Long Island, drop on by
what is now "Abercrombie and Fitch"...

And who is it that forces you to do all these things?

Wolfgang