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Wolfgang February 1st, 2007 11:42 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
Well, what the hell, it's too cold to fish......and nobody wants to
talk about the best knots for connecting line to leader, so......

Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue I was listening to NPR's "All Things Considered". They did a
segment about the two ****wits who planted suspicious looking gizmos
all over Boston and created a major ruckus. They played exerpts from
attempts to interview these morons as they left court after being
arraigned. All they wanted to talk about was hair and the 70s. On
the one hand, it was pretty amusing to listen to them jackin' up the
idiot news nitwits. On the other hand, these assholes scared a lot of
people needlessly and don't seem to care a bit about that. On the
other other hand, they COULD have planted bombs and all sorts of other
nasty **** and there ain't a goddamned thing the pez-head authorities
could have done about it.

Sort of an object lesson.....or something.....I guess.

Wolfgang
oh, and tell the kennies i says howdy. :)


Tim J. February 2nd, 2007 03:22 AM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 

Wolfgang typed:
Well, what the hell, it's too cold to fish......and nobody wants to
talk about the best knots for connecting line to leader, so......

Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue I was listening to NPR's "All Things Considered". They did a
segment about the two ****wits who planted suspicious looking gizmos
all over Boston and created a major ruckus. They played exerpts from
attempts to interview these morons as they left court after being
arraigned. All they wanted to talk about was hair and the 70s. On
the one hand, it was pretty amusing to listen to them jackin' up the
idiot news nitwits. On the other hand, these assholes scared a lot of
people needlessly and don't seem to care a bit about that. On the
other other hand, they COULD have planted bombs and all sorts of other
nasty **** and there ain't a goddamned thing the pez-head authorities
could have done about it.


I'm sure their lawyer said not to discuss the case, but those clowns
were downright smug about the whole ordeal. They did have nice hair
though. ;-)

Sort of an object lesson.....or something.....I guess.


Yes. The terrorists won yesterday.

oh, and tell the kennies i says howdy. :)


Tell them yourse. . . uh, never mind.
--
TL,
Tim
---------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj/



Wolfgang February 2nd, 2007 01:58 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 

"Tim J." wrote in message
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Wolfgang typed:
Well, what the hell, it's too cold to fish......and nobody wants to
talk about the best knots for connecting line to leader, so......

Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue I was listening to NPR's "All Things Considered". They did a
segment about the two ****wits who planted suspicious looking gizmos
all over Boston and created a major ruckus. They played exerpts from
attempts to interview these morons as they left court after being
arraigned. All they wanted to talk about was hair and the 70s. On
the one hand, it was pretty amusing to listen to them jackin' up the
idiot news nitwits. On the other hand, these assholes scared a lot of
people needlessly and don't seem to care a bit about that. On the
other other hand, they COULD have planted bombs and all sorts of other
nasty **** and there ain't a goddamned thing the pez-head authorities
could have done about it.


I'm sure their lawyer said not to discuss the case, but those clowns were
downright smug about the whole ordeal. They did have nice hair though.
;-)

Sort of an object lesson.....or something.....I guess.


Yes. The terrorists won yesterday.


Terrorists can't lose.....by definition.

oh, and tell the kennies i says howdy. :)


Tell them yourse. . . uh, never mind.


I would tell them myself, but they run away when they see me. Terrorists
can't lose. :)

Wolfgang



Tom Nakashima February 2nd, 2007 03:35 PM

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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang


It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.
fwiw,
-tom



rb608 February 2nd, 2007 03:49 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
On Feb 2, 10:35 am, "Tom Nakashima" wrote:
It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.


I'll offer a paraphrase of an observation of one of my favorite comics
that many women are apparently unaware that it is legal for females to
purchase gasoline. Here's a frequent conversation at my house:

SWMBO: "Would you go to the store and get a few things?"

Me: "Yeah, sure."

SWMBO: "Thanks. Take my car & put some gas in it, it was on fumes
when I got home."


Joe F.


Wolfgang February 2nd, 2007 04:13 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 

"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
ups.com...

Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang


It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.


Most automobiles are powered by internal combustion engines. These engines
typically burn various concoctions of petroleum based liquids which are
stored in an onboard tank. Run them long enough without adding fuel and the
supply runs out.

fwiw,


Not much.

Wolfgang



Tom Nakashima February 2nd, 2007 04:23 PM

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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
ups.com...

Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang


It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.


Most automobiles are powered by internal combustion engines. These
engines typically burn various concoctions of petroleum based liquids
which are stored in an onboard tank. Run them long enough without adding
fuel and the supply runs out.

fwiw,


Not much.

Wolfgang


Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an instruments
called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel. I
figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.
fwiw,
-tom



Wolfgang February 2nd, 2007 04:45 PM

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"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
ups.com...

Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang

It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.


Most automobiles are powered by internal combustion engines. These
engines typically burn various concoctions of petroleum based liquids
which are stored in an onboard tank. Run them long enough without adding
fuel and the supply runs out.

fwiw,


Not much.

Wolfgang


Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an
instruments called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel.
I figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.


I see. So, what you're saying is that you really didn't wonder how anyone
could run out of gas at all. In fact, what you were doing was simply
stating, in a sly fashion that no one could possibly see through, that Becky
must be stupid. I'll be sure to pass that along.

fwiw,


How much do you think it's worth?

Wolfgang



Tom Nakashima February 2nd, 2007 04:54 PM

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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
ups.com...

Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang

It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.

Most automobiles are powered by internal combustion engines. These
engines typically burn various concoctions of petroleum based liquids
which are stored in an onboard tank. Run them long enough without
adding fuel and the supply runs out.

fwiw,

Not much.

Wolfgang


Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an
instruments called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel.
I figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.


I see. So, what you're saying is that you really didn't wonder how anyone
could run out of gas at all. In fact, what you were doing was simply
stating, in a sly fashion that no one could possibly see through, that
Becky must be stupid. I'll be sure to pass that along.

fwiw,


How much do you think it's worth?

Wolfgang


Sorry Wolf, just going off...venting on a Friday.
fwiw,
-tom



[email protected] February 2nd, 2007 05:41 PM

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On Feb 2, 5:54 pm, "Tom Nakashima" wrote:
"Wolfgang" wrote in message

...





"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...


"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...


"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...


"Wolfgang" wrote in message
egroups.com...


Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang


It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.


Most automobiles are powered by internal combustion engines. These
engines typically burn various concoctions of petroleum based liquids
which are stored in an onboard tank. Run them long enough without
adding fuel and the supply runs out.


fwiw,


Not much.


Wolfgang


Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an
instruments called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel.
I figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.


I see. So, what you're saying is that you really didn't wonder how anyone
could run out of gas at all. In fact, what you were doing was simply
stating, in a sly fashion that no one could possibly see through, that
Becky must be stupid. I'll be sure to pass that along.


fwiw,


How much do you think it's worth?


Wolfgang


Sorry Wolf, just going off...venting on a Friday.
fwiw,
-tom


I see you are still ****ing on each other with undiminished fervour.
Nice to know that some things never change. ( Or maybe not?)

Have a nice weekend!

TL
MC


Wolfgang February 2nd, 2007 05:44 PM

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"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
ups.com...

Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang

It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.

Most automobiles are powered by internal combustion engines. These
engines typically burn various concoctions of petroleum based liquids
which are stored in an onboard tank. Run them long enough without
adding fuel and the supply runs out.

fwiw,

Not much.

Wolfgang

Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an
instruments called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on
fuel. I figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's
not like it's in braille.


I see. So, what you're saying is that you really didn't wonder how
anyone could run out of gas at all. In fact, what you were doing was
simply stating, in a sly fashion that no one could possibly see through,
that Becky must be stupid. I'll be sure to pass that along.

fwiw,


How much do you think it's worth?

Wolfgang


Sorry Wolf, just going off...venting on a Friday.
fwiw,


No harm done. But you might want to check the wind direction before
venting. :)

Wolfgang



Tom Nakashima February 2nd, 2007 05:52 PM

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wrote in message
ups.com...
On Feb 2, 5:54 pm, "Tom Nakashima" wrote:
"Wolfgang" wrote in message

...





"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...


"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...


"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...


"Wolfgang" wrote in message
egroups.com...


Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang


It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.


Most automobiles are powered by internal combustion engines. These
engines typically burn various concoctions of petroleum based liquids
which are stored in an onboard tank. Run them long enough without
adding fuel and the supply runs out.


fwiw,


Not much.


Wolfgang


Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an
instruments called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on
fuel.
I figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's
not
like it's in braille.


I see. So, what you're saying is that you really didn't wonder how
anyone
could run out of gas at all. In fact, what you were doing was simply
stating, in a sly fashion that no one could possibly see through, that
Becky must be stupid. I'll be sure to pass that along.


fwiw,


How much do you think it's worth?


Wolfgang


Sorry Wolf, just going off...venting on a Friday.
fwiw,
-tom


I see you are still ****ing on each other with undiminished fervour.
Nice to know that some things never change. ( Or maybe not?)

Have a nice weekend!

TL
MC


I believe that's the first time I ever ****ed on Woffie.
Looks like you may have gotten some spray Mikey.
You guys have a nice weekend too.
fwiw,
-tom



Opus February 2nd, 2007 06:23 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 

"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...
Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an
instruments called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel.
I figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.
fwiw,
-tom


In my particular case, it wasn't a gas gauge, nor my inability to read a
gauge/idiot light *CHARGE* but a need to continue on as best possible.
Lucky me, I made it to the house--stopped at the store on the way home,
noticed that my radio blinked off, SIGN UNTO THEE--before shutting the
engine down. Once I turned into the driveway and shut the engine off, she
wouldn't restart. Alternator gone bad. Car presently in repair shop, as I
don't have the ability nor the inclination to change out an alternator that
is positioned so far up under the car that a snake would have difficulty
getttin' to it. Not to mention all of the oil soaked components in between.

Currently reading Henri Fayol's "General and Industrial Management." Gotta
do a presentation on *organizational theory,* sometime in the very near
future.

Op



[email protected] February 2nd, 2007 06:50 PM

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On Fri, 2 Feb 2007 10:45:48 -0600, "Wolfgang" wrote:


"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
ups.com...

Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang

It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.

Most automobiles are powered by internal combustion engines. These
engines typically burn various concoctions of petroleum based liquids
which are stored in an onboard tank. Run them long enough without adding
fuel and the supply runs out.

fwiw,

Not much.

Wolfgang


Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an
instruments called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel.
I figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.


Now hang on a sec here...I've seen Wolfgang...I'd say that blind can't
be so cavalierly dismissed as a distinct possibility when discussing
someone who would choose to share digs with him...

I see. So, what you're saying is that you really didn't wonder how anyone
could run out of gas at all. In fact, what you were doing was simply
stating, in a sly fashion that no one could possibly see through, that Becky
must be stupid. I'll be sure to pass that along.


As to being both blind AND stupid, well, if Wolfgang's personality is
represented by "0" and his warmth is represented by "0" and his lifetime
earnings are represented by...wait a minute...0 times 0, carry the
double naught and sine it by the coefficient of pi, then divide the
algebraic numerator by the trigonometric corollary...hell, I don't
care...besides, it'd probably take a math whiz like Monty Hall or
someone with a really high...or maybe really low...Kreh number to figure
the odds of the average rate of loading on this...maybe an experiment
could be performed...or maybe it was just a Hobson's choice: take the
horse's ass in the stall nearest the door, or take none at all...

According to calculations with all sorts of Greek letters and ****, the
odds are that this won't help things,
R

[email protected] February 2nd, 2007 08:02 PM

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On Feb 2, 8:23 am, "Tom Nakashima" wrote:
"Wolfgang" wrote in message

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"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...


"Wolfgang" wrote in message
roups.com...


Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang


It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.


Most automobiles are powered by internal combustion engines. These
engines typically burn various concoctions of petroleum based liquids
which are stored in an onboard tank. Run them long enough without adding
fuel and the supply runs out.


fwiw,


Not much.


Wolfgang


Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an instruments
called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel. I
figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.
fwiw,
-tom


Given who she chooses to associate with it seems common sense is
severely lacking.
- Ken


Wolfgang February 2nd, 2007 08:38 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 

" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Feb 2, 8:23 am, "Tom Nakashima" wrote:
"Wolfgang" wrote in message

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"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...


"Wolfgang" wrote in message
roups.com...


Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang


It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.


Most automobiles are powered by internal combustion engines. These
engines typically burn various concoctions of petroleum based liquids
which are stored in an onboard tank. Run them long enough without
adding
fuel and the supply runs out.


fwiw,


Not much.


Wolfgang


Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an
instruments
called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel.
I
figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.
fwiw,
-tom


Given who she chooses to associate with it seems common sense is
severely lacking.


It's beautiful moments like these that keep an otherwise jaded boy coming
back to this magical wonderland. :)

Wolfgang
who has to admire a junky who won't be stopped by mere blindness and
shackles.



asadi February 2nd, 2007 10:00 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 

"Tom Nakashima"
Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an
instruments called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel.
I figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.
fwiw,
-tom

\
Drive through ATM'S are in Braille...

john



[email protected] February 2nd, 2007 10:08 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 22:00:45 GMT, "asadi"
wrote:


"Tom Nakashima"
Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an
instruments called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel.
I figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.
fwiw,
-tom

\
Drive through ATM'S are in Braille...


Obviously the fault of the Democrats...

Now that might help,
R

john


Opus February 2nd, 2007 11:11 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 

"asadi" wrote in message
et...

"Tom Nakashima"
Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an
instruments called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel.
I figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.
fwiw,
-tom

\
Drive through ATM'S are in Braille...

john


When they built the new parking deck on campus in 2001, they had the 5 MPH
speed limit signs printed in Braille.

Once they realized the stupidity of their action, they replaced them.

Op



jeff February 3rd, 2007 12:11 AM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
Tom Nakashima wrote:
"Wolfgang" wrote in message
ups.com...

Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang



It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.
fwiw,
-tom



some people...very special people...at times concentrate and focus their
intellect on matters of more importance and significance than a car's
gas gauge. my wife has run out of gas, as have others i know. i've
chuckled about it, but i never wondered how it happened.

jeff February 3rd, 2007 12:26 AM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
wrote:

On Feb 2, 8:23 am, "Tom Nakashima" wrote:

"Wolfgang" wrote in message

...






"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...


"Wolfgang" wrote in message
egroups.com...


Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang


It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.


Most automobiles are powered by internal combustion engines. These
engines typically burn various concoctions of petroleum based liquids
which are stored in an onboard tank. Run them long enough without adding
fuel and the supply runs out.


fwiw,


Not much.


Wolfgang


Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an instruments
called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel. I
figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.
fwiw,
-tom



Given who she chooses to associate with it seems common sense is
severely lacking.
- Ken


oh brother... if i'm not mistaken, you've never met becky or wolfgang?
you've never spent an evening in their company? in other words, you're
simply making a statement without adequate data. not what i'd expect
from you, though i'll acknowledge i've met a number of college
professors who allow their feelings to corrupt their logic. you dislike
wolfgang. wolfgang enjoys toying with you and he may...though i'd not be
certain...dislike you. however, you know nothing of becky or the
relationship between them. it was a stupid statement and, as i know
something of becky, i think you owe her an apology.

jeff

Wolfgang February 3rd, 2007 12:26 AM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
On Feb 2, 5:11 pm, "Opus" wrote:
"asadi" wrote in message

et...



"Tom Nakashima"
Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an
instruments called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel.
I figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.
fwiw,
-tom


\
Drive through ATM'S are in Braille...


john


When they built the new parking deck on campus in 2001, they had the 5 MPH
speed limit signs printed in Braille.

Once they realized the stupidity of their action, they replaced them.


Yeah, like anybody's going to pay attention to THAT sign! Sheesh!

Wolfgang
who walks....or, to be more precise, dodges through a parking
structure on the way in to work every morning. i tell ya, it's like
living in brooklyn! :(


Tim J. February 3rd, 2007 01:18 AM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 

jeff typed:
Tom Nakashima wrote:
"Wolfgang" wrote in message
ups.com...

Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...


It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.


some people...very special people...at times concentrate and focus
their intellect on matters of more importance and significance than a
car's gas gauge.


Thank you Jeff. Although I've never run completely out, I've sure come
close, usually while worrying about solving world hunger and such. . .
--
TL,
Tim
---------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj/



Frank Reid February 3rd, 2007 02:51 AM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
Thank you Jeff. Although I've never run completely out, I've sure come
close, usually while worrying about solving world hunger and such. . .
--
TL,
Tim


Do your cars ever run long enough to run out of gas? Last time we
tried to meet up, you couldn't make it 50 miles down the road. :-b
Frank Reid



Tim J. February 3rd, 2007 03:13 AM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 

Frank Reid typed:
Thank you Jeff. Although I've never run completely out, I've sure
come close, usually while worrying about solving world hunger and
such. . .


Do your cars ever run long enough to run out of gas? Last time we
tried to meet up, you couldn't make it 50 miles down the road. :-b


That's just wrong. True, but wrong - a roffian curse. At the Mass
Hysteria clave a few years ago, my tire blew out while travelling 10
miles down the road, so I consider myself lucky to have made it 30 of
the 50 miles to meet up with you. Hey - when are you coming back this
way? Now it would be like a tropical vacation for you. ;-)
--
TL,
Tim
---------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj/



Frank Reid February 3rd, 2007 03:58 AM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
That's just wrong. True, but wrong - a roffian curse. At the Mass
Hysteria clave a few years ago, my tire blew out while travelling 10
miles down the road, so I consider myself lucky to have made it 30 of
the 50 miles to meet up with you. Hey - when are you coming back this
way? Now it would be like a tropical vacation for you. ;-)


Trying for some work out there in June. We can do the Boston Massacre
II. And yes, anyplace where the temp is over, say, 30, would be
shorts wx.
Frank Reid



asadi February 3rd, 2007 10:06 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 

"jeff"

some people...very special people...at times concentrate and focus their
intellect on matters of more importance and significance than a car's gas
gauge. my wife has run out of gas, as have others i know. i've chuckled
about it, but i never wondered how it happened.


usually it's sort of a chug, chug, slpurrrrrrt, dead motor while the mind in
charge goes what the? OH NO, and then various expletives

john



[email protected] February 3rd, 2007 11:48 PM

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On Feb 2, 4:26 pm, jeff wrote:
wrote:
On Feb 2, 8:23 am, "Tom Nakashima" wrote:


"Wolfgang" wrote in message


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"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...


"Wolfgang" wrote in message
egroups.com...


Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang


It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.


Most automobiles are powered by internal combustion engines. These
engines typically burn various concoctions of petroleum based liquids
which are stored in an onboard tank. Run them long enough without adding
fuel and the supply runs out.


fwiw,


Not much.


Wolfgang


Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an instruments
called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel. I
figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.
fwiw,
-tom


Given who she chooses to associate with it seems common sense is
severely lacking.
- Ken


oh brother... if i'm not mistaken, you've never met becky or wolfgang?
you've never spent an evening in their company? in other words, you're
simply making a statement without adequate data. not what i'd expect
from you, though i'll acknowledge i've met a number of college
professors who allow their feelings to corrupt their logic. you dislike
wolfgang. wolfgang enjoys toying with you and he may...though i'd not be
certain...dislike you. however, you know nothing of becky or the
relationship between them. it was a stupid statement and, as i know
something of becky, i think you owe her an apology.

jeff


I'm sure Becky must be a saint to put up with Wolfie....
.....I'd still say she must be lacking in common sense
to voluntarily put up with Wolfie. Maybe he's a different
person in person, but from what I know of him he's an ass.

And I'm not a professor BTW.
- Ken


[email protected] February 4th, 2007 01:27 AM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 19:11:27 -0500, jeff
wrote:

Tom Nakashima wrote:
"Wolfgang" wrote in message
ups.com...

Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang



It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.
fwiw,
-tom



some people...very special people...at times concentrate and focus their
intellect on matters of more importance and significance than a car's
gas gauge. my wife has run out of gas, as have others i know. i've
chuckled about it, but i never wondered how it happened.


Um, not to put, er, fuel on the fire, but it appears that your position
is that it is simply a matter for chuckling if one's concentration is so
focused on matters other than the car they are _driving_ that they fail
to notice that something right on the instrument panel is indicating
impending trouble, I'd be curious to read your views on PI lawsuits.
While I'd not say that someone who runs out of fuel (in a car) is
stupid, I've no problem saying that they have been negligent and
inattentive.

How would you feel if halfway across the Atlantic, the pilot of the jet
you were on came back and told the passengers to get their swimsuits on
because he was thinking about Voltaire, quantum physics, and barbacoa
recipes and didn't notice there wasn't enough fuel to make it all the
way?

TC,
R

jeff February 4th, 2007 01:39 AM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
wrote:
On Feb 2, 4:26 pm, jeff wrote:

wrote:

On Feb 2, 8:23 am, "Tom Nakashima" wrote:


"Wolfgang" wrote in message


...


"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
...


"Wolfgang" wrote in message
glegroups.com...


Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang


It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.


Most automobiles are powered by internal combustion engines. These
engines typically burn various concoctions of petroleum based liquids
which are stored in an onboard tank. Run them long enough without adding
fuel and the supply runs out.


fwiw,


Not much.


Wolfgang


Yes, I know how a combustion engine works, and there is also an instruments
called a gas gauge
that most automobiles have today which indicates when you're low on fuel. I
figure with all the
reading you both do, it might be easy enough to read the gauge...it's not
like it's in braille.
fwiw,
-tom


Given who she chooses to associate with it seems common sense is
severely lacking.
- Ken


oh brother... if i'm not mistaken, you've never met becky or wolfgang?
you've never spent an evening in their company? in other words, you're
simply making a statement without adequate data. not what i'd expect
from you, though i'll acknowledge i've met a number of college
professors who allow their feelings to corrupt their logic. you dislike
wolfgang. wolfgang enjoys toying with you and he may...though i'd not be
certain...dislike you. however, you know nothing of becky or the
relationship between them. it was a stupid statement and, as i know
something of becky, i think you owe her an apology.

jeff



I'm sure Becky must be a saint to put up with Wolfie....
....I'd still say she must be lacking in common sense
to voluntarily put up with Wolfie. Maybe he's a different
person in person, but from what I know of him he's an ass.

And I'm not a professor BTW.
- Ken


....and what do you really know of him?

your dot edu e-mail suggested a university affiliation... and, BTW, as
you've made the same statement again, it makes no real difference to me
what your employment might actually be when you're not engaged in
insulting women you don't know.

jeff

jeff February 4th, 2007 02:54 AM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
wrote:

On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 19:11:27 -0500, jeff
wrote:


Tom Nakashima wrote:

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
groups.com...


Becky ran out of gas about half an hour ago. After riding to the
rescue...
Wolfgang


It makes me wonder how anyone could run out of gas.
fwiw,
-tom



some people...very special people...at times concentrate and focus their
intellect on matters of more importance and significance than a car's
gas gauge. my wife has run out of gas, as have others i know. i've
chuckled about it, but i never wondered how it happened.



Um, not to put, er, fuel on the fire, but it appears that your position
is that it is simply a matter for chuckling if one's concentration is so
focused on matters other than the car they are _driving_ that they fail
to notice that something right on the instrument panel is indicating
impending trouble, I'd be curious to read your views on PI lawsuits.
While I'd not say that someone who runs out of fuel (in a car) is
stupid, I've no problem saying that they have been negligent and
inattentive.

How would you feel if halfway across the Atlantic, the pilot of the jet
you were on came back and told the passengers to get their swimsuits on
because he was thinking about Voltaire, quantum physics, and barbacoa
recipes and didn't notice there wasn't enough fuel to make it all the
way?

TC,
R


i'm not sure i catch the logic of your questions given the context of
the statements preceding it. but, i'll play anyway...

i've never wondered how it happened that someone's car stopped because
it ran out of fuel. usually, i think it occurred because the driver
didn't notice they were out of gas. they were inattentive to the gas
gauge, they didn't focus on it, whatever. so, what the hell does that
mean about the person? doesn't mean much to me. doesn't mean they are
stupid...doesn't mean they lack common sense. what does it mean to you?
they were negligent? ok...so what. negligence doesn't equal stupid.
lots of negligent things happen everyday that are neither actionable nor
a sign of stupidity. brilliant people are negligent on occasion. hell,
look at our good friend frank reid for example g.

and...as for your query...well, i reckon i'd feel even a simpleton like
me ought to recognize the distinction. with the car, i'd chuckle (and
have done so about numerous similar uneventful, non-injurious,
absent-minded events; with the plane, i'm sure i'd be among the loudest
of the shrieking passengers who felt that falling like a brick toward
the earth presented a significantly more precarious and problematic
concern than would rolling to a comic stop in harmony with gravity.

hth :)

jeff

[email protected] February 4th, 2007 04:42 AM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 21:54:48 -0500, jeff
wrote:

wrote:

On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 19:11:27 -0500, jeff
wrote:


some people...very special people...at times concentrate and focus their
intellect on matters of more importance and significance than a car's
gas gauge. my wife has run out of gas, as have others i know. i've
chuckled about it, but i never wondered how it happened.



Um, not to put, er, fuel on the fire, but it appears that your position
is that it is simply a matter for chuckling if one's concentration is so
focused on matters other than the car they are _driving_ that they fail
to notice that something right on the instrument panel is indicating
impending trouble, I'd be curious to read your views on PI lawsuits.
While I'd not say that someone who runs out of fuel (in a car) is
stupid, I've no problem saying that they have been negligent and
inattentive.

How would you feel if halfway across the Atlantic, the pilot of the jet
you were on came back and told the passengers to get their swimsuits on
because he was thinking about Voltaire, quantum physics, and barbacoa
recipes and didn't notice there wasn't enough fuel to make it all the
way?

TC,
R


i'm not sure i catch the logic of your questions given the context of
the statements preceding it. but, i'll play anyway...

i've never wondered how it happened that someone's car stopped because
it ran out of fuel. usually, i think it occurred because the driver
didn't notice they were out of gas. they were inattentive to the gas
gauge, they didn't focus on it, whatever. so, what the hell does that
mean about the person? doesn't mean much to me. doesn't mean they are
stupid...doesn't mean they lack common sense. what does it mean to you?
they were negligent? ok...so what. negligence doesn't equal stupid.
lots of negligent things happen everyday that are neither actionable nor
a sign of stupidity. brilliant people are negligent on occasion. hell,
look at our good friend frank reid for example g.

and...as for your query...well, i reckon i'd feel even a simpleton like
me ought to recognize the distinction. with the car, i'd chuckle (and
have done so about numerous similar uneventful, non-injurious,
absent-minded events; with the plane, i'm sure i'd be among the loudest
of the shrieking passengers who felt that falling like a brick toward
the earth presented a significantly more precarious and problematic
concern than would rolling to a comic stop in harmony with gravity.


OK, assume the location is any US city of at least mid-size and let's
take as an example a smallish woman driving a large, newer SUV, complete
with now-standard/obligatory power-assist steering and brakes. Let's
then put her on a high comparative speed surface street (where the speed
limit is 50 mph, give or take). I think we can agree that such is not
unusual, and is actually very common.

She has paid no attention to the gas gauge and the car suddenly dies,
instantly making both the steering and braking exponentially more
difficult. Suddenly, a child runs out after a ball. A similar vehicle,
with a similarly-sized driver, in the adjacent lane, but who is not even
5 miles from filling up, brakes and swerves, missing the child. OTOH,
our absent-minded driver hits and kills the child because of the loss of
power-assisted control. When questioned, she states, "I don't what
happened...I was thinking about all sorts of truly important,
intellectual things, the car died, and the next thing I knew, there was
this child..."

The next week, an obviously-upset, tearful nice young couple comes into
your office and say they need legal advice. It seems their child was
hit and killed by an SUV...

How chuckling do you imagine you'd do at this, um, "uneventful,
non-injurious, absent-minded event?"

A case of first impression? I have no idea, but I'd offer that the
situation isn't all that far-fetched. And I'd also readily offer that I
would not consider Becky, Rachel, or anyone else who "absent-mindedly"
ran out of gas to be stupid on the basis of that sole fact (and my
general sense is that neither Rachel or Becky are stupid IAC). OTOH,
I'd also readily offer that absent some mitigating factors beyond
"oops," anyone defending or with a financial interest in the SUV driver
would not want me in any way involved, Court, jury, or Plaintiffs'
counsel team, in the case.

H _T_ H,
R
and BTW, Reid's not negligent, he's cursed...oh, OK, for the terminally
serious: G

hth :)

jeff


[email protected] February 4th, 2007 04:48 AM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
On Feb 3, 5:39 pm, jeff wrote:
wrote:
On Feb 2, 4:26 pm, jeff wrote:


oh brother... if i'm not mistaken, you've never met becky or wolfgang?
you've never spent an evening in their company? in other words, you're
simply making a statement without adequate data.
jeff


Maybe he's a different
person in person, but from what I know of him he's an ass.


And I'm not a professor BTW.
- Ken


...and what do you really know of him?


I only know his usenet persona. If he's a decent
person in person I doubt I'd care for him anyway.
People who act like asses on usenet but act
differently in person are insecure little people.
- Ken


Wolfgang February 4th, 2007 01:16 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
On Feb 3, 10:48 pm, " wrote:
On Feb 3, 5:39 pm, jeff wrote:

wrote:
On Feb 2, 4:26 pm, jeff wrote:


oh brother... if i'm not mistaken, you've never met becky or wolfgang?
you've never spent an evening in their company? in other words, you're
simply making a statement without adequate data.
jeff


Maybe he's a different
person in person, but from what I know of him he's an ass.


And I'm not a professor BTW.
- Ken


...and what do you really know of him?


I only know his usenet persona. If he's a decent
person in person I doubt I'd care for him anyway.
People who act like asses on usenet but act
differently in person are insecure little people.


The trouble here is not that the description is in any way inaccurate
or deficient. It's not. In fact, it is nearly perfect. No, the
trouble is that kennie.....like kennies and stevies and dicklets
everywhere and through all of time.....are constitutionally incapable
of figuring out (or, at least admitting) just who it is they are
describing.

We'll keep working on that.

Wolfgang
or, what's a friend for, ainna? :)


Opus February 4th, 2007 01:35 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 

"jeff" wrote in message
...
i'm not sure i catch the logic of your questions given the context of the
statements preceding it. but, i'll play anyway...

i've never wondered how it happened that someone's car stopped because it
ran out of fuel. usually, i think it occurred because the driver didn't
notice they were out of gas. they were inattentive to the gas gauge, they
didn't focus on it, whatever. so, what the hell does that mean about the
person? doesn't mean much to me. doesn't mean they are stupid...doesn't
mean they lack common sense. what does it mean to you? they were
negligent? ok...so what. negligence doesn't equal stupid. lots of
negligent things happen everyday that are neither actionable nor a sign of
stupidity. brilliant people are negligent on occasion. hell, look at our
good friend frank reid for example g.

and...as for your query...well, i reckon i'd feel even a simpleton like me
ought to recognize the distinction. with the car, i'd chuckle (and have
done so about numerous similar uneventful, non-injurious, absent-minded
events; with the plane, i'm sure i'd be among the loudest of the shrieking
passengers who felt that falling like a brick toward the earth presented a
significantly more precarious and problematic concern than would rolling
to a comic stop in harmony with gravity.

hth :)

jeff


And then there's the dumbass who leaves his lights on all day, during a 12
hour fishin' excursion, and has to have his fishin' buddy give him a jump in
the rain and fog!

Thank goodness, no errant fuelless planes fell out of the sky on us, while
you regenerated my battery!

Op --a mindless, negligently stupid and foolish human--



jeff February 4th, 2007 01:42 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
wrote:

...and what do you really know of him?



I only know his usenet persona. If he's a decent
person in person I doubt I'd care for him anyway.
People who act like asses on usenet but act
differently in person are insecure little people.
- Ken


well****fire and i'll be gawdammed, you're an internet phrenologist...

jeff

jeff February 4th, 2007 02:13 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
wrote:

On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 21:54:48 -0500, jeff
wrote:


wrote:


On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 19:11:27 -0500, jeff
wrote:



some people...very special people...at times concentrate and focus their
intellect on matters of more importance and significance than a car's
gas gauge. my wife has run out of gas, as have others i know. i've
chuckled about it, but i never wondered how it happened.


Um, not to put, er, fuel on the fire, but it appears that your position
is that it is simply a matter for chuckling if one's concentration is so
focused on matters other than the car they are _driving_ that they fail
to notice that something right on the instrument panel is indicating
impending trouble, I'd be curious to read your views on PI lawsuits.
While I'd not say that someone who runs out of fuel (in a car) is
stupid, I've no problem saying that they have been negligent and
inattentive.

How would you feel if halfway across the Atlantic, the pilot of the jet
you were on came back and told the passengers to get their swimsuits on
because he was thinking about Voltaire, quantum physics, and barbacoa
recipes and didn't notice there wasn't enough fuel to make it all the
way?

TC,
R


i'm not sure i catch the logic of your questions given the context of
the statements preceding it. but, i'll play anyway...

i've never wondered how it happened that someone's car stopped because
it ran out of fuel. usually, i think it occurred because the driver
didn't notice they were out of gas. they were inattentive to the gas
gauge, they didn't focus on it, whatever. so, what the hell does that
mean about the person? doesn't mean much to me. doesn't mean they are
stupid...doesn't mean they lack common sense. what does it mean to you?
they were negligent? ok...so what. negligence doesn't equal stupid.
lots of negligent things happen everyday that are neither actionable nor
a sign of stupidity. brilliant people are negligent on occasion. hell,
look at our good friend frank reid for example g.

and...as for your query...well, i reckon i'd feel even a simpleton like
me ought to recognize the distinction. with the car, i'd chuckle (and
have done so about numerous similar uneventful, non-injurious,
absent-minded events; with the plane, i'm sure i'd be among the loudest
of the shrieking passengers who felt that falling like a brick toward
the earth presented a significantly more precarious and problematic
concern than would rolling to a comic stop in harmony with gravity.



OK, assume the location is any US city of at least mid-size and let's
take as an example a smallish woman driving a large, newer SUV, complete
with now-standard/obligatory power-assist steering and brakes. Let's
then put her on a high comparative speed surface street (where the speed
limit is 50 mph, give or take). I think we can agree that such is not
unusual, and is actually very common.

She has paid no attention to the gas gauge and the car suddenly dies,
instantly making both the steering and braking exponentially more
difficult. Suddenly, a child runs out after a ball. A similar vehicle,
with a similarly-sized driver, in the adjacent lane, but who is not even
5 miles from filling up, brakes and swerves, missing the child. OTOH,
our absent-minded driver hits and kills the child because of the loss of
power-assisted control. When questioned, she states, "I don't what
happened...I was thinking about all sorts of truly important,
intellectual things, the car died, and the next thing I knew, there was
this child..."

The next week, an obviously-upset, tearful nice young couple comes into
your office and say they need legal advice. It seems their child was
hit and killed by an SUV...



How chuckling do you imagine you'd do at this, um, "uneventful,
non-injurious, absent-minded event?"


the defining terms and scenario are quite different, no? it's an
injurious event. not the same as the chuckler of rachel or becky coming
to a stop innocently on the roadside. i assure you, i'd find nothing
humorous about a child being killed.


A case of first impression? I have no idea, but I'd offer that the
situation isn't all that far-fetched. And I'd also readily offer that I
would not consider Becky, Rachel, or anyone else who "absent-mindedly"
ran out of gas to be stupid on the basis of that sole fact (and my
general sense is that neither Rachel or Becky are stupid IAC). OTOH,
I'd also readily offer that absent some mitigating factors beyond
"oops," anyone defending or with a financial interest in the SUV driver
would not want me in any way involved, Court, jury, or Plaintiffs'
counsel team, in the case.

H _T_ H,
R
and BTW, Reid's not negligent, he's cursed...oh, OK, for the terminally
serious: G


wait...if i'm gonna take this case on, i'll need that airplane to run
out of fuel and crash into the child and suv just after the driver hits
the child.

seriously...aren't we pretty far from the original scenario as posed by
wolfgang and tom? the true scenario was a chuckler; you're attempting to
distort it by creating a fictional scene to manipulate audience emotions
and decisions.

btw, as you probably know, most of the reported darting child cases in
nc (and elsewhere) do not involve findings of negligence by the drivers.
also, we're a pure contributory negligence state. it would be a tough
case here... but i reckon in texarkanalooziana anything is possible.

now, if that plane...

jeff February 4th, 2007 02:16 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 
Opus wrote:

"jeff" wrote in message
...

i'm not sure i catch the logic of your questions given the context of the
statements preceding it. but, i'll play anyway...

i've never wondered how it happened that someone's car stopped because it
ran out of fuel. usually, i think it occurred because the driver didn't
notice they were out of gas. they were inattentive to the gas gauge, they
didn't focus on it, whatever. so, what the hell does that mean about the
person? doesn't mean much to me. doesn't mean they are stupid...doesn't
mean they lack common sense. what does it mean to you? they were
negligent? ok...so what. negligence doesn't equal stupid. lots of
negligent things happen everyday that are neither actionable nor a sign of
stupidity. brilliant people are negligent on occasion. hell, look at our
good friend frank reid for example g.

and...as for your query...well, i reckon i'd feel even a simpleton like me
ought to recognize the distinction. with the car, i'd chuckle (and have
done so about numerous similar uneventful, non-injurious, absent-minded
events; with the plane, i'm sure i'd be among the loudest of the shrieking
passengers who felt that falling like a brick toward the earth presented a
significantly more precarious and problematic concern than would rolling
to a comic stop in harmony with gravity.

hth :)

jeff



And then there's the dumbass who leaves his lights on all day, during a 12
hour fishin' excursion, and has to have his fishin' buddy give him a jump in
the rain and fog!

Thank goodness, no errant fuelless planes fell out of the sky on us, while
you regenerated my battery!

Op --a mindless, negligently stupid and foolish human--



g...i'm workin on the civil action...expect service of process in may.

Tom Littleton February 4th, 2007 03:02 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 

" wrote in message
ups.com...
I only know his usenet persona. If he's a decent
person in person I doubt I'd care for him anyway.
People who act like asses on usenet but act
differently in person are insecure little people.
- Ken


apparently Jeff, in his Southern way of gently presenting
the point, missed your level of focus in pointing out that
you chose to attack Wolfgang by insulting Becky......
Give me insecure little people any day over a classless
jerk.
Tom



Tom Littleton February 4th, 2007 03:05 PM

It's quiet......too quiet.
 

wrote in message
...
How would you feel if halfway across the Atlantic, the pilot of the jet
you were on came back and told the passengers to get their swimsuits on
because he was thinking about Voltaire, quantum physics, and barbacoa
recipes and didn't notice there wasn't enough fuel to make it all the
way?

TC,
R


somewhere along this thread, I missed the part where
Becky was a professional driver, in charge of the well
being of her passengers.
Tom




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