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Frank Reid February 17th, 2007 11:17 PM

Good News!!!
 
Bob Hope and I have been ruled out as probable fathers of Anna Nicole
Smith's baby. Everyone else is still suspect.
Frank Reid


daytripper February 18th, 2007 01:14 AM

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On 17 Feb 2007 15:17:18 -0800, "Frank Reid" wrote:

Bob Hope and I have been ruled out as probable fathers of Anna Nicole
Smith's baby. Everyone else is still suspect.
Frank Reid


I did not have sex with that woman!

/daytripper (and it doesn't depend on any "is", either ;-)

vincent p. norris February 18th, 2007 01:27 AM

Good News!!!
 
Bob Hope and I have been ruled out as probable fathers of Anna Nicole
Smith's baby. Everyone else is still suspect.


Frank, do you think they'll go easier on me if I confess and throw
myself on the mercy of the court, before they track me down and corner
me?

vince

Opus February 18th, 2007 02:28 AM

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"Frank Reid" wrote in message
ups.com...
Bob Hope and I have been ruled out as probable fathers of Anna Nicole
Smith's baby. Everyone else is still suspect.
Frank Reid


Does everyone include ME too!

Op --Oh, I so hope that I had sex with that woman!--



Frank Reid February 18th, 2007 02:43 AM

Good News!!!
 

Bob Hope and I have been ruled out as probable fathers of Anna Nicole
Smith's baby. Everyone else is still suspect.


Frank, do you think they'll go easier on me if I confess and throw
myself on the mercy of the court, before they track me down and corner
me?

vince


I do seem to remember a very disturbing scene with her in "Naked
Gun." I would quickly disavow all knowledge and let the tape self
destruct.
Frank Reid


Wolfgang February 18th, 2007 02:56 PM

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On Feb 17, 5:17 pm, "Frank Reid" wrote:
Bob Hope and I have been ruled out as probable fathers of Anna Nicole
Smith's baby.


Yeah, but that's only because you and Bob are the only ones left who
haven't confessed.......um.....well, o.k., there's also Richard
Simmons and K.D. Laing.....but Anna Nicole was WAY too fem for them to
be serious contenders.

Everyone else is still suspect.


Not to put too fine a point on it, but it appears that everyone else
is guilty.

Wolfgang


Mike February 19th, 2007 02:58 AM

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well I must confess i bonked the **** out of her about 14 months ago
and sure enough she had little dani 9 months later.......Jeff or Wayno
or PJ one of you gents want the case I just want my share of the 1/2
billion estate


riverman February 19th, 2007 02:36 PM

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On Feb 19, 10:58 am, "Mike" wrote:
well I must confess i bonked the **** out of her about 14 months ago
and sure enough she had little dani 9 months later.......Jeff or Wayno
or PJ one of you gents want the case I just want my share of the 1/2
billion estate


Unless I'm mistaken, the 'half billion estate' is still theoretical.
Not only does the court have to determine what whoever is the heir OF,
they also have to determine if her most recent will was legal, and if
not, then its yet another court battle to determine exactly if her
daughter is indeed the heir.

I bet a SNN that before the actual amount of her settlement is
determined, the courts will rule that her last will that left
everything to her son was legit, so she is found intestate and
everything goes to Texas.

--riverman


Ken Fortenberry February 19th, 2007 02:49 PM

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Mike wrote:
well I must confess i bonked the **** out of her about 14 months ago
and sure enough she had little dani 9 months later.......


Uh, sorry to have to tell you this but you bonked the wrong end.

--
Ken Fortenberry

asadi February 19th, 2007 08:40 PM

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"Frank Reid" wrote in message
ups.com...
Bob Hope and I have been ruled out as probable fathers of Anna Nicole
Smith's baby. Everyone else is still suspect.
Frank Reid


There have been times . . .be they minutes or hours; I look back at my
seemingly recent youth and realize that there have been times, the longer
and farther one cares to recall, the dimmer memories...

john






rb608 February 19th, 2007 10:09 PM

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"asadi" wrote in message news:fXnCh.29422
There have been times . . .be they minutes or hours; I look back at my
seemingly recent youth and realize that there have been times, the longer
and farther one cares to recall, the dimmer memories...


That far more poetic than, "The older I get, the better I was."

Joe F.




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