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I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

Will he be arrested soon for his narcotics ring?

Meet Thine Enemy Rush, to be cured at the hands of hippies.

It's true that Rush Limbaugh won't be going through cold, nasty,
state-funded drug treatment like his poorer fellow addicts–that is, in
the states that still have treatment slots open, as Republicans,
spurred by people like Limbaugh and his armies, have consistently put
the kibosh on government-funded drug programs. And yes, as a loaded,
white alleged buyer of illegal drugs he probably won't go to jail the
way a street addict would, though the maid he allegedly got to buy
illegal pain pills for him may be put in the can.

But after researching the place that Limbaugh reportedly checked into
for drug treatment, I'm convinced that if the treatment is successful,
he could be transformed into a being that is barely recognizable. In
this case, that can only be a good thing. After all, if Limbaugh has
been on synthetic heroin for years, foaming at the mouth and railing
against liberals, a detoxed Limbaugh might be defanged as well. (Makes
you wonder what Ann Coulter is on, eh?) That's not to mention that the
treatment center that sources told the New York Post he's entered is,
for him, the belly of the beast.

Previously, Limbaugh put himself into overnight detox–twice, we're
told–at the sterile, business-like, highly secretive Addiction
Recovery Institute in Manhattan. The rehab facility he's rumored to
have checked into now for 30 days, Sierra Tucson–which will neither
confirm nor deny that Limbaugh has checked in–is just outside of
Tucson in the Sonora Desert, a setting with a "quiet beauty, inherent
strength, and enduring ability to inspire," as described on the
facility's website. For a guy who has railed against "anti-people New
Age mystics," the "treatment modalities" at Sierra Tucson are
certainly enough to make his hair stand on end. It's also likely that
Limbaugh is being treated alongside the very Hollywood types he has
railed against for years, people who check in to discreet, upscale
rehab centers in the desert but tell themselves–and their friends–that
they're doing a spa vacation.

"Sierra Tucson utilizes many different types of therapeutic modalities
to access underlying issues," the website of the roughly $1000-a-day
treatment center explains. "Each modality is designed to unearth vital
information from different angles and pathways into one's self." (That
is all supposed to happen before you head on to the adjoining Miraval
Spa, a posh resort and sister company to Sierra Tucson, where you rest
up at after you've done your 30 days in the treatment center.)

From "psychodynamic role-playing and yoga" to "adventure therapy,"
"Climbing Wall," "the desert experience" and "equine-assisted therapy"
(yes, bonding with horses), Limbaugh may just think he died and went
to "feminazi" hell. The website depicts photos of people with a
decidedly Berkeley look sitting around on the floor in what seem like
consciousness-raising sessions. Picture Rush holding his fellow
travelers' hands and singing Kumbayah. Surely he'll be reciting a line
from the very president he lambasted for years: "I feel your pain."
How many on the right would have thought that Bill Clinton would be
getting the last chuckle, out there aiding his feminazi wife's
successful political career while their man Rush is wandering the
desert reciting New Age mantras?

"Self-discovery often crystallizes during an experience that requires
physical and mental exertion in the face of a potentially fearful
activity," the description for the Climbing Wall says. "With its
height and verticality, the Climbing Wall serves as an important
therapeutic metaphor."

Yes, I'm sure some of you would pay to watch Limbaugh scale that wall.
But me, I'd like to observe him during "creative expression therapy,"
which includes "art therapy, journaling, meditation" and "clap outs,
historygrams, reading assignments" as well as…"sculpting." These
techniques, the website explains, "deepen the journey to
self-discovery."

But it's the horse-bonding that really may change Rush's life.

"Equine-Assisted Therapy is an interactive therapy modality in which
participants work one-on-one with horses in a metaphoric experience."
Sounds kinky, but apparently there is an adult present. "This program
utilizes a trained equine therapist to help interpret behaviors, ask
questions, and facilitate the experience."

Phew. So, how does this therapy work?

"The process of working with the horse helps patients access their
wounds, identify dysfunctional behaviors in relationships, recognize
their effectiveness or ineffectiveness in setting appropriate
boundaries, and identify deep-seated issues that may not have been
brought to the surface with other therapeutic interventions. For
example, horses have an uncanny ability to sense deep human emotions
and can mirror a participant's mood or behavior."

Can you imagine the horse that mirrors Limbaugh's mood or behavior?
Get the hell out of the way!

"Through the interaction between the horse and the patient, a trained
therapist will ask questions based upon what is being revealed through
the ‘relationship,'" the description notes. "Through a series of
interactions, patients begin to understand destructive patterns of
their behavior."

All this while, activists were calling for advertiser boycotts of his
radio program in order to end the destructive patterns, and all they
had to do was get Limbaugh some equine-bonding at the local racetrack.
(Just don't bring high-roller Bill Bennett along.)

Then there is the Cognitive/Behavioral Therapy (CBT): "The major
philosophical assumption of CBT," Sierra Tucson's website explains,
"is that by changing individuals' thinking, their belief system, and,
in turn, their behavior is changed."

Changing Rush Limbaugh's belief system? Suddenly brainwashing seems
refreshing.

Another of the therapies, "experiential therapy," the website notes,
"was developed during the early 1970s," a decade that cannot be among
Limbaugh's favorites. "This type of therapy helps individuals
experience the issues they are dealing with through acting them out,
role-playing, guided imagery, projecting, and the use of props. By
physically, emotionally, and mentally expressing one's self,
individuals are assisted in unlocking hidden issues and in working
through them."

Surely Limbaugh has lots of hidden issues to work through–oh, to be a
fly on the wall during that therapy. Don't get me wrong: I'm not
meaning to belittle drug treatment, nor, certainly, drug addiction.
Quite to the contrary. Loopy as some of these therapies seem, I'm all
for whatever works. And I'm all for Limbaugh's potential
transformation from a fire-breathing dragon into a jellyfish or a
pussycat–or even an actual human being, as unlikely as any of that is
(particularly since some experts say 30 days isn't enough time to kick
OxyContin).

I'm also glad that the New Age mystics, the feminazis, the well-to-do
Hollywood types, the liberals whom he has claimed "coddle" people on
drugs and lots of others whom Limbaugh has attacked may now be helping
him out in Arizona. Let's see if he returns the favor.
http://www.nypress.com/16/43/news&columns/signorile.cfm

Michelangelo Signorile hosts a daily radio show on Sirius Satellite
Radio, stream 149. He can be reached at www.signorile.com.

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"drug users should be deported"

- Rush Limbaugh

"drug addicts should be sterilized" - Dr. Laura

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

It would simply not be possible to construct a more perfect example of
irony going wild. It is simply so sublime, such a pure perfect arch of
the boomarang that all one can do is stand back and admire its
peerless symmetry. Yes, for someone with Limbaugh's money, the
boomarang will always be rubber-tipped, but I don't think it takes
away from the perfection of the scene one bit.

However - and you have no idea how long I have wished that when this
day finally arrived there would be no 'Howevers.' Not a single however
did I want to have to put beneath the above paragraph, but I must.

Not like this. This isn't how I wanted it happen. I wanted him to go
down in a supernova of imploding hatred like McCarthy against the
Army. Now, my own human compassion that made me such a vehement
advesary of him has this knee jerk compassion for anybody in that
situation. If there's Oxycontin involved, he's up against a pretty
serious machine. I know this sounds nutty, but I really do hope the
brother is able to find some peace in his life.

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

"Warren Weisman" wrote in message
om...
I wanted him to go
down in a supernova of imploding hatred like McCarthy against the
Army. Now, my own human compassion that made me such a vehement
advesary of him has this knee jerk compassion for anybody in that
situation.

It pains me to say it but, "ditto." How's that for irony?! The man is
fighting a formidable adversary...I wish him strength.

Bill

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

"Bill Mason" wrote in message
et...

"Warren Weisman" wrote in message
om...
I wanted him to go
down in a supernova of imploding hatred like McCarthy against the
Army. Now, my own human compassion that made me such a vehement
advesary of him has this knee jerk compassion for anybody in that
situation.

It pains me to say it but, "ditto." How's that for irony?! The man
is
fighting a formidable adversary...I wish him strength.

Bill

I'm not sure how long it's been.....fifteen years, maybe?....since I
saw my first "Mean People Suck" bumper sticker. "No, duh," thinks I,
"and if the rumors are to be believed, the Sun may rise in the east
tomorrow." Some years later I saw, "Nice People Swallow". Ahhhh,
THAT'S what I'm talkin' about! Of what use is Yin without Yang....a
lingam without it's complementary yoni? The realization of
millenarian dreams will arrive on the day the entire world cheers, as
with one voice, the news that a Limbaugh is slowly and excruciatingly
being devoured from the inside by a cankerous worm.....and the event
is telecast live in its entirety.....without commercials.

Wolfgang

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

Warren Weisman wrote:

... knee jerk compassion ...

Well, rest assured, Limbaugh wouldn't have any for you if the roles
were reversed. But that's the difference, I guess, between knee jerk
liberals and just plain jerks.

Here's a spot on "Rush Limbaugh" imitation;

http://tinyurl.com/qrvc

--
Ken Fortenberry

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 09:15:50 -0600, Conan The Librarian
wrote:

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Well, rest assured, Limbaugh wouldn't have any for you if the roles
were reversed. But that's the difference, I guess, between knee jerk
liberals and just plain jerks.

Here's a spot on "Rush Limbaugh" imitation;

http://tinyurl.com/qrvc

Outstanding. I can almost hear the spittle and foam coming from his
mouth.

Chuck Vance

At this point in time, spittle and foam is not coming from his mouth
but rather from those here...

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Well, rest assured, Limbaugh wouldn't have any for you if the roles
were reversed. But that's the difference, I guess, between knee jerk
liberals and just plain jerks.

Here's a spot on "Rush Limbaugh" imitation;

http://tinyurl.com/qrvc

Outstanding. I can almost hear the spittle and foam coming from his
mouth.

Chuck Vance

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

bones wrote:
Conan The Librarian wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

http://tinyurl.com/qrvc

Outstanding. I can almost hear the spittle and foam coming from his
mouth.

At this point in time, spittle and foam is not coming from his mouth
but rather from those here...

You gotta admit Harry, McClellans's Limbaugh impersonation was smack dab
on the money. A real stroke of comic genius, a scathing commentary and a
delicious parody all rolled into one. And as "hoist on his own petard"
commentary goes, that column was FAR gentler than what the big fat idiot
would have put on the radio if the target were a hypocritical "liberal".

--
Ken Fortenberry

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

bones wrote:

On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 09:15:50 -0600, Conan The Librarian
wrote:

Outstanding. I can almost hear the spittle and foam coming from his
mouth.

At this point in time, spittle and foam is not coming from his mouth
but rather from those here...

I love irony.

Chuck Vance

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

From: Ken Fortenberry

And as "hoist on his own petard"
commentary goes, that column was FAR gentler than what the big fat idiot
would have put on the radio if the target were a hypocritical "liberal".

First of all, I'm not a Limbaugh fan, but I wonder why you refer to him as a
"big fat idiot". He lost mucho weight years ago, and actually looks svelte now.
Also, he has made a fortune simply by preaching to the choir, so I wouldn't
classify him as an idiot. His drug use might explain his environmental views,
however.g

George Adams

"All good fishermen stay young until they die, for fishing is the only dream of
youth that doth not grow stale with age."
---- J.W Muller

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

George Adams wrote:
From: Ken Fortenberry

And as "hoist on his own petard"
commentary goes, that column was FAR gentler than what the big fat idiot
would have put on the radio if the target were a hypocritical "liberal".

First of all, I'm not a Limbaugh fan, but I wonder why you refer to him as a
"big fat idiot". ...

That's a not so subtle plug for Al Franken's book and besides, once a big fat
idiot, always a big fat idiot.

--
Ken Fortenberry

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

From: Ken Fortenberry

That's a not so subtle plug for Al Franken's book and besides, once a big fat
idiot, always a big fat idiot.

Not a Franken fan, either. And he more closely conforms to the "big fat idiot"
paradigm than does Limbaugh. (at least physically)

George Adams

"All good fishermen stay young until they die, for fishing is the only dream of
youth that doth not grow stale with age."
---- J.W Muller

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

George Adams wrote:
From: Ken Fortenberry

That's a not so subtle plug for Al Franken's book and besides, once a big fat
idiot, always a big fat idiot.

Not a Franken fan, either. And he more closely conforms to the "big fat idiot"
paradigm than does Limbaugh. (at least physically)

Huh ? Al Franken is positively svelte (at least in comparison to 215 lbs. of
yours truly ;-).

http://www.ohthethingsiknow.com/

Oops, another shameless plug. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote...
George Adams wrote:
From: Ken Fortenberry

That's a not so subtle plug for Al Franken's book and besides, once a big
fat
idiot, always a big fat idiot.

Not a Franken fan, either. And he more closely conforms to the "big fat
idiot"
paradigm than does Limbaugh. (at least physically)

Huh ? Al Franken is positively svelte (at least in comparison to 215 lbs. of
yours truly ;-).

http://www.ohthethingsiknow.com/

Oops, another shameless plug. ;-)

Why was I not informed we were planning a second Al Franken decade? :)
--
TL,
Tim
------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

George Adams wrote:

First of all, I'm not a Limbaugh fan, but I wonder why you refer to him as a
"big fat idiot". He lost mucho weight years ago, and actually looks svelte now.

You are quite right, George. He used to be a big fat idiot until he lost
a lot of weight. :-)

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

"Wolfgang" wrote in message ...
the news that a Wolfgang is slowly and excruciatingly
being devoured from the inside by a cankerous worm.....and the event
is telecast live in its entirety.....without commercials.

What channel did you say that was going to be on?
Socks

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

wrote in message
om...
"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...
the news that a Wolfgang is slowly and excruciatingly
being devoured from the inside by a cankerous worm.....and the event
is telecast live in its entirety.....without commercials.

What channel did you say that was going to be on?
Socks

Hm........sometimes it's kinda hard to tell......do you suck or swallow?

Wolfgang
who will bet all comers a shiny new nickel apiece that in either case it's
rubbing its naughty bits long about now.......and who hesitates to speculate
on what it uses its socks for.

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

The realization of
millenarian dreams will arrive on the day the entire world cheers, as
with one voice, the news that a Limbaugh is slowly and excruciatingly
being devoured from the inside by a cankerous worm.....and the event
is telecast live in its entirety.....without commercials.

If you can somehow get the video rights to the event I'm sure that you'll
become a very wealthy man. As for the worm, I believe it already has him.

Cheers,
Bill

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

"Bill Mason" wrote in message
et...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

The realization of
millenarian dreams will arrive on the day the entire world cheers, as
with one voice, the news that a Limbaugh is slowly and excruciatingly
being devoured from the inside by a cankerous worm.....and the event
is telecast live in its entirety.....without commercials.

If you can somehow get the video rights to the event I'm sure that you'll
become a very wealthy man.

If I become a very wealthy man I promise that I will not pretend that it was
the natural and inevitable result of the supposed fact that I deserve it.

As for the worm, I believe it already has him.

Well, everybody's gotta make a living. :)

Cheers,
Bill

Back at'cha.

Wolfgang

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 15:09:34 GMT, bones
wrote:

At this point in time, spittle and foam is not coming from his mouth
but rather from those here...

Not me. The first few times I heard him on TV and then turned around
to watch a bit, I thought he was a stand up comic, using some Clinton
news as his shticks. Even when I saw enough of it to realize he was
serious and he got on some of his other pet hates, I could never quite
shake that image. He had good writers, excellent timing and good
presence.

I couldn't take him after a while, as I tend to vote Libertarian or
Grass Roots, but I think he could make a new career in comedy, if he
and his audience didn't take him too seriously and he'd make fun of
both major parties. He had a good sense for how to make damfool
things look as silly as they are.
--

rbc:vixen,Minnow Goddess,Willow Watcher,and all that sort of thing.
Often taunted by trout.
Only a fool would refuse to believe in luck. Only a damn fool would rely on it.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

"Greg Pavlov" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 09:43:20 GMT, "Bill Mason"
wrote:

It pains me to say it but, "ditto." How's that for irony?! The man is
fighting a formidable adversary...I wish him strength.

Ellen Goodman wrote a column about this last week,
saying that her liberal persuasion causes her to feel
sympathy for the a*ho... errr.. man (this isn't an exact
representation of what she said, of course).

IMO, H or otherwise, Limbaugh is a world class a**hole. The crap that comes
out of his mouth is often...well, crap. That said, I've seen various
addictions slowly destroy lives (much in the same way that a "cankerous
worm" might), and I really can't wish that fate on anyone.

Cheers,
Bill

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

"Bill Mason" wrote in message
et...

IMO, H or otherwise, Limbaugh is a world class a**hole. The crap that
comes
out of his mouth is often...well, crap. That said, I've seen various
addictions slowly destroy lives (much in the same way that a "cankerous
worm" might), and I really can't wish that fate on anyone.

I wonder what the chances are that he comes out of this a liberal? And if
so, what kind of tripe he'd start spewing then??

--riverman

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 20:40:47 +0100, "riverman"
wrote:

I wonder what the chances are that he comes out of this a liberal? And if
so, what kind of tripe he'd start spewing then??

--riverman

Probably liberal tripe

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

"Bones" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 20:40:47 +0100, "riverman"
wrote:

I wonder what the chances are that he comes out of this a liberal? And if
so, what kind of tripe he'd start spewing then??

--riverman

Probably liberal tripe

God, and the embarrasing thing is that a lot of us who think he's a big fat
idiot now might actually enjoy him then. That says horrible things about us!

--riverman

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 23:01:59 +0100, "riverman" wrote:

"Bones" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 20:40:47 +0100, "riverman"
wrote:

I wonder what the chances are that he comes out of this a liberal? And if
so, what kind of tripe he'd start spewing then??

--riverman

Probably liberal tripe

God, and the embarrasing thing is that a lot of us who think he's a big fat
idiot now might actually enjoy him then. That says horrible things about us!

--riverman

I would be surprised if he came out a liberal. I'm betting on the healing power
of Jayeeszus! He'll be worse than he ever was.

g.c.

Its been a long time since I've heard anyone praise the healing power of
Voltaire.

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
g.c.

Its been a long time since I've heard anyone praise the healing power of
Voltaire.

No, but Neosporin works wonders on festerin' pustules. Maybe they can add
some to Rush's rehab.

Op --I don't hate anyone, yet, but I intensely despise Rush--

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

"Guyz-N-Flyz" wrote in message
...

--I don't hate anyone, yet, but I intensely despise Rush--

Still, ya gotta admit he DOES have one amusing talent........the uncanny
ability to convince millions of people that whether or not he's funny has
something to do with political leanings. :)

Wolfgang

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Guyz-N-Flyz" wrote in message
...

--I don't hate anyone, yet, but I intensely despise Rush--

Still, ya gotta admit he DOES have one amusing talent........the uncanny
ability to convince millions of people that whether or not he's funny has
something to do with political leanings. :)

Wolfgang

I don't have to "admit" to any thing! You've already gotten me to agree,
when in actuality, I disagreed. Your sway over me is waning, you RAT
*******. I think?

Op --please let me know, if I am right or wrong in this line of thought.--

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

"Wolfgang" wrote in message ...
Wolfgang
who will bet all comers a shiny new nickel apiece that in either case it's
rubbing its naughty bits long about now.......and who hesitates to speculate
on what it uses its socks for.

"We judge others by ourselves."

Where do I get my nickel?
Socks

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh is doing in *drug* rehab?

wrote in message
om...

"We judge others by ourselves."

If so, that makes some of us more fit to judge than others.

Where do I get my nickel?

Assuming that we could find anyone so bereft of good sense and elementary
hygiene as to take on the task of verifying your claim to have won it, I'd
suggest looking in a dark and presumably very familiar place.

Wolfgang
and don't forget to wipe.