Hair spray
 

As I get older my hair gets thinner and thinner, to the point where it
now just flops around in the slightest breeze.

I was thinkin' it might be time to start using hair spray. What brand
do youse guys favor? And, does it work well?

Davey

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On Jan 11, 6:17*am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
As I get older my hair gets thinner and thinner, to the point where it
now just flops around in the slightest breeze.

I was thinkin' it might be time to start using hair spray. *What brand
do youse guys favor? *And, does it work well?

Davey

nothing more pathetic than a vain old fat guy.
Answer 1. Get a buzz cut,
2. Write you hero Teddy K and ask him what he uses.

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As I get older my hair gets thinner and thinner, to the point where it
now just flops around in the slightest breeze.

I was thinkin' it might be time to start using hair spray. *What brand
do youse guys favor? *And, does it work well?

Don't use it unless I'm making a flame thrower for black widows.
I've found that though the hair on top gets thinner, the hair in the
ears gets thicker. Let it go for a couple of months and then do a
comb over. Bobs your uncle, you've a new doo complete with self
applications of aural gel.
Frank Reid

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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:05:03 -0800 (PST), Frank Reid
wrote:

Let it go for a couple of months and then do a
comb over.

Don't need a comb over, Frank. I just wanna look my best when I go on
a coffee/tea tasting journey. Next thing ya know, folks here abouts
will start talking about manicures and such. d;o)

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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:50:47 -0800 (PST), BJ Conner
wrote:

nothing more pathetic than a vain old fat guy.

Or a drunkard named BJ.

Answer 1. Get a buzz cut,

Did that. Now I'm reaping the benefits.

2. Write you hero Teddy K and ask him what he uses.,

Teddy uses gin, cheap gin. Get near him and you can smell it.

d:op

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Dave LaCourse typed:
As I get older my hair gets thinner and thinner, to the point where it
now just flops around in the slightest breeze.

I was thinkin' it might be time to start using hair spray. What brand
do youse guys favor? And, does it work well?

This is in violation of man-law #8, which clearly states men are not to ask
about, or give other men, grooming tips.

With that in mind, get a ball cap. A "New England Patriots - 2008 Super Bowl
Champs" hat should do nicely.
--
TL,
Tim
-------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:56:49 -0500, "Tim J."
wrote:

Dave LaCourse typed:
As I get older my hair gets thinner and thinner, to the point where it
now just flops around in the slightest breeze.

I was thinkin' it might be time to start using hair spray. What brand
do youse guys favor? And, does it work well?

This is in violation of man-law #8, which clearly states men are not to ask
about, or give other men, grooming tips.

Phew! Thanks for that, Timaaaay!
I *knew* there had to be a law against such unseemly questions ;-)

With that in mind, get a ball cap. A "New England Patriots - 2008 Super Bowl
Champs" hat should do nicely.

Now, now. Besides the Jinx Factor, you'll set Ken off, and then where will we
all be? You *know* he'll want asterisks all over that hat! ;-)

/daytripper (we must try to remain gracious, if possible :-)

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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:56:49 -0500, "Tim J."
wrote:

With that in mind, get a ball cap. A "New England Patriots - 2008 Super Bowl
Champs" hat should do nicely.

But I can't wear a hat in a restaurant while tasting. Besides,
hat-hair is simply unbearable.

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On Jan 11, 10:34 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:56:49 -0500, "Tim J."

wrote:
With that in mind, get a ball cap. A "New England Patriots - 2008 Super Bowl
Champs" hat should do nicely.

But I can't wear a hat in a restaurant while tasting. Besides,
hat-hair is simply unbearable.

The only wind in a restaurant is caused by old farts.

Not to mention some disturbances elsewhere................

MC

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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:49:51 -0800 (PST), Mike
wrote:

The only wind in a restaurant is caused by old farts.

Not to mention some disturbances elsewhere................

You should know, Connor. The last picture I saw of you showed a fat
little old man. You live in a hovel that probably smells of farts.

And YOU are telling me of disturbances...... read what Scott said
about you awhile back. It fits you to a T.

hth

d:oP

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On Jan 12, 1:25 am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:49:51 -0800 (PST), Mike

wrote:
The only wind in a restaurant is caused by old farts.

Not to mention some disturbances elsewhere................

You should know, Connor. The last picture I saw of you showed a fat
little old man. You live in a hovel that probably smells of farts.

And YOU are telling me of disturbances...... read what Scott said
about you awhile back. It fits you to a T.

hth

d:oP

Go and inhale some more hair spray you old fool. I am 178 cm tall (5
´10), muscular, ( due not least to daily training, and bike riding), I
weigh 76 kg, ( 167.5 lbs) which is close to ideal, and my hair does
not flop around in a breeze.

MC


MC

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Here we go, here we go, here we go........
Here we go, here we go, here we go........
Here we go, here we go, here we go........
Here we go-oh! Here we go........

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Mike wrote:

Go and inhale some more hair spray you old fool. I am 178 cm tall (5
´10), muscular, ( due not least to daily training, and bike riding), I
weigh 76 kg, ( 167.5 lbs) which is close to ideal, and my hair does
not flop around in a breeze.

Good grief, this isn't the "man seeks man" classified ads
it's a fly fishing newsgroup. Why don't you take that ****
down to your train station, you'd have a better chance of
getting lucky there than you would here on roff.

--
Ken Fortenberry

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On Jan 12, 3:52 am, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
Mike wrote:

Go and inhale some more hair spray you old fool. I am 178 cm tall (5
´10), muscular, ( due not least to daily training, and bike riding), I
weigh 76 kg, ( 167.5 lbs) which is close to ideal, and my hair does
not flop around in a breeze.

Good grief, this isn't the "man seeks man" classified ads
it's a fly fishing newsgroup. Why don't you take that ****
down to your train station, you'd have a better chance of
getting lucky there than you would here on roff.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Heh heh............was only a matter of time till the other
blackguardly poltroon piped up. What´s the matter love? You run out
of hairspray as well? Smear your lipstick?

I now pronounce you Kenny and Davey, as perfect a pair of arseholes as
one might ever sincerely hope not to meet.

MC

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One day at last it came to pass,
as Kenny strained to kiss Dave´s ass,
he twisted wrong, his kidneys squeaked,
and then he very nearly freaked,
for to his surprise and dread,
he kissed an almost hairless head!

Even worse, to his dismay,
it tasted bad, like old hairspray!
Dave tried to cover with a grin,
and combing hair up from his chin,
he even combed it from his ears,
but this did not allay Ken´s fears!

Indeed, he had to bear the brunt,
of a face which now looked like a ****
this put him off a lot of course,
and even filled him with remorse,
indeed he then began to wonder,
how he made this awful blunder.

Some things are doomed at their inception,
one does not need much real perception,
of course soon Kenny started missing,
some pretty ass he might be kissing,
instead of lifting some chemise
hair now flapped thinly in the breeze.

To cap it all then, Davey farted,
and Ken then rapidly departed,
first a face that was repelling,
and now the dirty ratbag smelling!
This was more than he could take,
and so the nasty low down snake

Repaired with haste to a train station
to seek a new infatuation,
one with hair and a pleasant bum,
indeed a useful all round chum,
but when the guys there saw him coming,
covertly eyeing up their plumbing

They buggered off at a rate of knots
afraid of catching Kenny´s spots
Kenny, although queer you see,
just was not their cup of tea
they simply did not crave or hanker,
to waste their time with such a ******.

So my friends if you are wise,
and meet up with such nasty guys,
Like Davey and the blighted Kenny,
don´t stop to ask yourself how many,
assholes like these two may exist,
for when they pass, they wont be missed.

Avoiding them is really best,
if you never meet such you are blessed,
they will not then taint your lives,
with things for which an asshole strives,
you´ll never know their depredations,
nor suffer their invoked frustrations.

It does not matter what they say,
don´t let such assholes have their way
remember, what they say and do,
reflects on them, and not on you,
ignore them then, give them a miss,
for all they are is wind and ****.

MC

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On 11-Jan-2008, Mike wrote:

One day at last it came to pass, .... snpi useless drivel from Mike
Conners ass



This is a ****ing useless and inflammatory post and you Mike, altho you may
be somewhat knowlegable about 1 or 2 things You are a flaming fool - or
perhaps asshole is a better choice of words
Who need this crap on a flyfishing newsgroup

Lets ee if the other 2 respond
Ken and Dave - Pls just blow this fool off

Thanks

Fred

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On Jan 12, 7:31 am, wrote:
On 11-Jan-2008, Mike wrote:

One day at last it came to pass, .... snpi useless drivel from Mike
Conners ass

This is a ****ing useless and inflammatory post and you Mike, altho you may
be somewhat knowlegable about 1 or 2 things You are a flaming fool - or
perhaps asshole is a better choice of words
Who need this crap on a flyfishing newsgroup

Lets ee if the other 2 respond
Ken and Dave - Pls just blow this fool off

Thanks

Fred

The name is Connor you illiterate imbecile.

MC

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On Jan 12, 9:27 am, Mike wrote:
On Jan 12, 7:31 am, wrote:



On 11-Jan-2008, Mike wrote:

One day at last it came to pass, .... snpi useless drivel from Mike
Conners ass

This is a ****ing useless and inflammatory post and you Mike, altho you may
be somewhat knowlegable about 1 or 2 things You are a flaming fool - or
perhaps asshole is a better choice of words
Who need this crap on a flyfishing newsgroup

Lets ee if the other 2 respond
Ken and Dave - Pls just blow this fool off

Thanks

Fred

The name is Connor you illiterate imbecile.

MC

Unless you at least learn to spell my name, your kill file will never
work.

MC

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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:35:18 -0800 (PST), Mike
wrote:

my hair does
not flop around in a breeze.

Neither does mine, you old fool. The original post was a parody of
Barnards "tea tasting" and Wolfgang's "coffee" thread.

And you can not hide the fact that you are a fat, homely, old man.

LaCourse

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typed:
On 11-Jan-2008, Mike wrote:

One day at last it came to pass, .... snpi useless drivel from
Mike Conners ass

This is a ****ing useless and inflammatory post

.. . . and this *isn't*?

and you Mike, altho
you may be somewhat knowlegable about 1 or 2 things You are a
flaming fool - or perhaps asshole is a better choice of words
Who need this crap on a flyfishing newsgroup

Lets ee if the other 2 respond
Ken and Dave - Pls just blow this fool off

They can't, and neither can you. It's rather amazing, really.
--
TL,
Tim
-------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

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On Jan 12, 2:56 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:35:18 -0800 (PST), Mike

wrote:
my hair does
not flop around in a breeze.

Neither does mine, you old fool. The original post was a parody of
Barnards "tea tasting" and Wolfgang's "coffee" thread.

And you can not hide the fact that you are a fat, homely, old man.

LaCourse

Just about everything you post is a parody of something or other,
rarely intentional either. I don´t really care what nonsensical
rubbish you post here, it has no bearing on reality, and anybody with
any sense already knows you are a dumb asshole who lies a lot even
about real things.When you start inventing stuff to lie about as well,
it is merely pathetic. I will keep taking the **** out of you for
fun There is nothing else sensible or worthwhile that you are good
for.

You are just jealous as hell of anybody who knows more about anything
than you do, which is more or less everybody, and if you cant impress
people with your chronic bull****, you try to denigrate them,
doubtless in the fond but certainly deluded hope that it will somehow
make you look better. It only makes you look even more stupid and
contemptible, and not only to those who are the subject of your
attentions.

MC

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Go fishing, Mike. It *may* help.

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On Jan 12, 3:37 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
Go fishing, Mike. It *may* help.

Go **** yourself, it wont help much but it might give a few people
respite from your whining bull****.

MC

Hair spray
 

You might find some respite here, Mike:

http://tinyurl.com/2h9mls

LaCourse

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In article
, Mike
writes
On Jan 12, 1:25 am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:49:51 -0800 (PST), Mike

wrote:
The only wind in a restaurant is caused by old farts.

Not to mention some disturbances elsewhere................

You should know, Connor. The last picture I saw of you showed a fat
little old man. You live in a hovel that probably smells of farts.

And YOU are telling me of disturbances...... read what Scott said
about you awhile back. It fits you to a T.

hth

d:oP

Go and inhale some more hair spray you old fool. I am 178 cm tall (5
´10), muscular, ( due not least to daily training, and bike riding), I
weigh 76 kg, ( 167.5 lbs) which is close to ideal, and my hair does
not flop around in a breeze.

MC


MC

Do you leave it at home on a polystyrene head ?.....:-)
--
Bill Grey

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To: Ken Fortenberry
Hair spray
By: Ken Fortenberry to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly on Sat Jan 12 2008 12:10 pm

I do have a killfile and I do blow off a couple of the more
egregious little jerks and ****tards but His Loony Mikeness
always provides such great entertainment I don't know why
I'd want to deprive myself of an amusing guilty pleasure.
I mean if you can't enjoy the spectacle of a puffed up,
pompous ass making a complete fool and laughingstock of
himself in a public forum then schadenfreude isn't in your
vocabulary. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry


Wow, this hand puppet just doesnt ever go away does he Ken?


Rick
Cherokee Kid
Native Spirit BBS
telnet://native1.synchro.net
New board, old sysop...



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Mike, this site is in your native GB.

http://www.firsttackle.co.uk/acatalog/Fly_Care.html

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On Jan 12, 4:48 pm, "W. D. Grey" wrote:
In article
, Mike
writes



On Jan 12, 1:25 am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:49:51 -0800 (PST), Mike

wrote:
The only wind in a restaurant is caused by old farts.

Not to mention some disturbances elsewhere................

You should know, Connor. The last picture I saw of you showed a fat
little old man. You live in a hovel that probably smells of farts.

And YOU are telling me of disturbances...... read what Scott said
about you awhile back. It fits you to a T.

hth

d:oP

Go and inhale some more hair spray you old fool. I am 178 cm tall (5
´10), muscular, ( due not least to daily training, and bike riding), I
weigh 76 kg, ( 167.5 lbs) which is close to ideal, and my hair does
not flop around in a breeze.

MC

MC

Do you leave it at home on a polystyrene head ?.....:-)
--
Bill Grey

No Bill, I usually wear a hat :)

TL
MC

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On Jan 12, 7:10 pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
wrote:
...
Ken and Dave - Pls just blow this fool off

I do have a killfile and I do blow off a couple of the more
egregious little jerks and ****tards but His Loony Mikeness
always provides such great entertainment I don't know why
I'd want to deprive myself of an amusing guilty pleasure.
I mean if you can't enjoy the spectacle of a puffed up,
pompous ass making a complete fool and laughingstock of
himself in a public forum then schadenfreude isn't in your
vocabulary. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Well now Queenie boy, the really sad thing about you, apart from the
fact that you are an obnoxious bigoted lying asshole of the first
water, is that you actively take pleasure in trying to upset and
provoke others.Most of what you do is obviously driven by pure malice.

Your nuisance value here is much akin to having dog**** on one´s shoes
on a hot day in a closed car.

MC

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On Jan 12, 7:51 pm, "Rick Lance"
-5y3-this wrote:
To: Ken Fortenberry
Hair spray
By: Ken Fortenberry to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly on Sat Jan 12 2008 12:10 pm

I do have a killfile and I do blow off a couple of the more
egregious little jerks and ****tards but His Loony Mikeness
always provides such great entertainment I don't know why
I'd want to deprive myself of an amusing guilty pleasure.
I mean if you can't enjoy the spectacle of a puffed up,
pompous ass making a complete fool and laughingstock of
himself in a public forum then schadenfreude isn't in your
vocabulary. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wow, this hand puppet just doesnt ever go away does he Ken?

Rick
Cherokee Kid
Native Spirit BBS
telnet://native1.synchro.net
New board, old sysop...

--- Synchronet 3.14a-Win32 NewsLink 1.85
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You the same dumb ******* that tried to cause trouble on the fly-
fisherman board and got your posts wiped?

Or are we merely suffering from a plethora of dicks named Rick?

MC

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On Jan 12, 11:48 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
Mike, this site is in your native GB.

http://www.firsttackle.co.uk/acatalog/Fly_Care.html

Heh heh......when you kick the bucket, I will merely post links to
Google. Just imagine, maybe ten years from now one of your grandkids
will wander in here and maybe ask a question about his grand-dad, only
to discover what a vile obnoxious old ******* you were in reality.

Great legacy LaCourse. Well done.

MC

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jeffc wrote:
"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...

As I get older my hair gets thinner and thinner, to the point where it
now just flops around in the slightest breeze.

I was thinkin' it might be time to start using hair spray. What brand
do youse guys favor? And, does it work well?


1. shorter cut
2. soft gel

I once saw an old geezer in San Francisco wearing a hairpiece that
looked like a one-month-old road-kill rat. Might look good on LaCourse.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

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On Jan 13, 6:50 am, rw wrote:
jeffc wrote:
"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
.. .

As I get older my hair gets thinner and thinner, to the point where it
now just flops around in the slightest breeze.

I was thinkin' it might be time to start using hair spray. What brand
do youse guys favor? And, does it work well?

1. shorter cut
2. soft gel

I once saw an old geezer in San Francisco wearing a hairpiece that
looked like a one-month-old road-kill rat. Might look good on LaCourse.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Far too "classy" he needs a merkin made of real swine hair.

MC.

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On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 20:15:10 -0800 (PST), Mike
wrote:

Just imagine, maybe ten years from now one of your grandkids
will wander in here and maybe ask a question about his grand-dad,

They would recognize you as the Connor wannabe who never was.

obroff

http://www.taimen.com/mt/index.php?cPath=151

LaCourse

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On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 22:50:49 -0700, rw
wrote:

I once saw an old geezer in San Francisco wearing a hairpiece that
looked like a one-month-old road-kill rat. Might look good on LaCourse.

Were you wearing that cute litte yellow polka dot dress, or that
dreadful green one you favor so?

I may be old, but I'm not a sister boy san.

d;oP

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"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 22:50:49 -0700, rw
wrote:

I once saw an old geezer in San Francisco wearing a hairpiece that
looked like a one-month-old road-kill rat. Might look good on LaCourse.

Were you wearing that cute litte yellow polka dot dress, or that
dreadful green one you favor so?

I may be old, but I'm not a sister boy san.

d;oP



well, this was a dicey subject at the outset, and has managed to completely
degenerate from there....g
Tom

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On Jan 13, 1:36 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 22:50:49 -0700, rw

wrote:
I once saw an old geezer in San Francisco wearing a hairpiece that
looked like a one-month-old road-kill rat. Might look good on LaCourse.

Were you wearing that cute litte yellow polka dot dress, or that
dreadful green one you favor so?

I may be old, but I'm not a sister boy san.

d;oP

Why are you and your thicko mate Fortenberry so obsessed with calling
people queers? Latent and suppressed homosexual tendencies? Why don´t
you **** each other and save people some grief?

MC

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Mike wrote:

Why are you and your thicko mate Fortenberry ...

Your ignorant and disgusting harangues against homosexuals
posted quite out of the blue here on roff won't be forgotten.
Lie about it again if you choose but it's part of the permanent
record for anyone to Google.

The virulence of your clueless and ill-informed attacks is
indicative of a disturbed personality and some have suggested
that only a person who is secretly ashamed of his own homosexuality
would feel the need to violently and publicly attack gays in
a fly fishing newsgroup.

The obsession is yours and it won't be forgotten.

--
Ken Fortenberry

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On Jan 13, 4:22 pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
Mike wrote:

Why are you and your thicko mate Fortenberry ...

Your ignorant and disgusting harangues against homosexuals
posted quite out of the blue here on roff won't be forgotten.
Lie about it again if you choose but it's part of the permanent
record for anyone to Google.

The virulence of your clueless and ill-informed attacks is
indicative of a disturbed personality and some have suggested
that only a person who is secretly ashamed of his own homosexuality
would feel the need to violently and publicly attack gays in
a fly fishing newsgroup.

The obsession is yours and it won't be forgotten.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Well now Qeenie boy, I do not go around calling people queers, in the
hope of insulting them, like you and LaCourse.

You failed to answer the question, why are you and your thicko mate
LaCourse so obsessed with calling people queers?

Furthermore, you keep referring to a non existent "violent attack" by
myself on gays. But you cant quote it, because it does not exist, you
are simply a liar. Also someone who thinks it insulting to call
somebody else queer.

Your propaganda is useless Queenie boy.

What you are doing in a fishing group at all is a matter for some
conjecture, as you know more or less nothing about fishing, and seem
mainly interested in provoking and upsetting people. Not to mention
your interminable off topic bull**** about football and all the other
"manly" **** you rabbit on about. I don´t know or care whether you are
queer or not Queenie boy, but you sure are ****ing weird!

The only thing I am mildly obsessive about Queenie boy, is fishing and
related subjects.

I don´t like queers, Fortenberrys or LaCourses, and I see no reason to
make a secret of it. I would have no compunction whatsoever in
attacking either you or LaCourse in the most violent manner possible,
simply because you richly deserve it, but there is no way I would ever
attack somebody, violently or otherwise, because he was a queer.
Neither would I call somebody a queer as an insult, regardless of
whether the person in question was a homosexual or not.

MC