Canada
 

Posted with a seg

From the Manitoba Herald

"The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols
to stop the illegal immigration.

The actions of President Bush are prompting the exodus among
left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to own a gun,
hunt, pray, work for a living, and agree with Bill O'Reilly.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
Sociology and History professors, lawyers, animal-rights activists,
Hollywood actors, and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield,
whose acreage borders North Dakota.

"The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could
spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have
any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, he?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers
that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he
said. "The Liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so
much they wouldn't give milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals
near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive
them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an
Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of
drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, and
caviar though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors
have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing
re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic
beer, watch NASCAR races and listen to religious music.

In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of
crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on
bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a
half-dozen young Vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian
immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed
senior-citizen passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to
prove they were alive in the '50s.

"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk
Show,we get suspicious about their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan
Sarandon Movies.

"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just
can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history
majors and lawyers does one country need?"

Canada
 

Dave LaCourse wrote:

Posted with a seg

From the Manitoba Herald

"The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols
to stop the illegal immigration.

[snippety doo dah]

Just discovered that one, eh?

http://www.wendymcelroy.com/blog/00000645.html


Chuck Vance

Canada
 

On Apr 9, 9:15*am, Conan The Librarian wrote:
Dave LaCourse wrote:
Posted with a seg

From the Manitoba Herald

"The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols
to stop the illegal immigration.

[snippety doo dah]

* * Just discovered that one, eh?

* *http://www.wendymcelroy.com/blog/00000645.html

Apparently Canada has long had various attractions, political and
otherwise, even before 2004.

http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive...629C946196D6CF

B

Canada
 

Dave LaCourse wrote:
Posted with a seg
snip

And this too is posted with a grin. You'll want to take
your blood pressure medicine before watching. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQkHBJS19F8

God bless America.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Canada
 

On Apr 9, 6:15*am, Conan The Librarian wrote:
Dave LaCourse wrote:
Posted with a seg

From the Manitoba Herald

"The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols
to stop the illegal immigration.

[snippety doo dah]

* * Just discovered that one, eh?

* *http://www.wendymcelroy.com/blog/00000645.html

* * * *Chuck Vance

They would rather have our liberals than our conserative republicans.
They can do something with smart people, the Bu****es and their ilk
are useless.

Canada
 

On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:15:07 -0500, Conan The Librarian
wrote:

Just discovered that one, eh?

Yeah. A liberal friend whom I dearly love sent it to me. Regardless
its longevity, source, or one's politics, it *is* funny.

Dave

Canada
 

On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:50:12 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

God bless America.

Ahhh, but you don't believe in God, so how can He bless America?

No blood pressure meds needed. But, YOU and yours are safe, and THAT
is what matters, eh?

Dave

Canada
 

Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
God bless America.

Ahhh, but you don't believe in God, so how can He bless America?

That's not an entirely accurate interpretation of my lack
of religion. I consider myself a cross between a Pastafarian
and a Spagnostic.

No blood pressure meds needed. But, YOU and yours are safe, and THAT
is what matters, eh?

Oh, hell yes. Why a day doesn't go by that I don't I thank
my lucky stars for warmongers and nuclear weapons.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Canada
 

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...

...YOU and yours are safe....

No doubt about it......I GOTTA go out and get me some delusions.

Wolfgang
who, let the truth be told, is less and less inclined to decline comfort on
principle as the years march on.

Canada
 

On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:28:02 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Pastafarian

"Pastafarians claim that pirates are ideal beings, whose name was
ruined by the catholic church in the 1800's. They believed that
pirates in fact gave out candy to small children. Also, as a
repercussion, their demise over the last few centuries has caused
global warming. Though this may not be the absolute truth, it is a
possibility not often looked at given that this theory best fit the
data collected so far. Pirates existed before, and still exist today
in the form of drug smugglers on speedboats."

Well, I guess you aren't *all* bad. Gotta get me a speedboat and get
friendly with Fred.

d;o)

Canada
 

wrote:
On Apr 9, 9:15 am, Conan The Librarian wrote:
Dave LaCourse wrote:
Posted with a seg
From the Manitoba Herald
"The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols
to stop the illegal immigration.
[snippety doo dah]
Just discovered that one, eh?

http://www.wendymcelroy.com/blog/00000645.html

Apparently Canada has long had various attractions, political and
otherwise, even before 2004.

http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive...629C946196D6CF

B
That was an interesting article, Bill.

Tim Lysyk

Canada
 

On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 07:04:29 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive...629C946196D6CF

Some of that $20/acre land would be nice to have today, 98 years
later. d;o)

Canada
 

On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:50:12 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
Posted with a seg
snip

And this too is posted with a grin. You'll want to take
your blood pressure medicine before watching. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQkHBJS19F8

Wow...that's powerful stuff...I mean, who would have guessed that a
bunch of crazy loudmouthed racist bible beater preachers would have done
all that bombing and ****...and he forgot to mention "bombing" his boy
Obama's campaign...of course, to be fair, that was more of a "he" than a
"we"...

God bless America.

Which one, North, South, or Central...?

HTH,
R

Canada
 

On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:15:07 -0500, Conan The Librarian
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:

Posted with a seg

From the Manitoba Herald

"The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols
to stop the illegal immigration.

[snippety doo dah]

Just discovered that one, eh?



Blame Canada

Canada
 

wrote in message
...
On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:50:12 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
Posted with a seg
snip

And this too is posted with a grin. You'll want to take
your blood pressure medicine before watching. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQkHBJS19F8

Wow...that's powerful stuff...I mean, who would have guessed that a
bunch of crazy loudmouthed racist bible beater preachers would have done
all that bombing and ****...and he forgot to mention "bombing" his boy
Obama's campaign...of course, to be fair, that was more of a "he" than a
"we"...

God bless America.

Which one, North, South, or Central...?

See what I mean? :)

Wolfgang

Canada
 

wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
And this too is posted with a grin. You'll want to take
your blood pressure medicine before watching. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQkHBJS19F8

Wow...that's powerful stuff...I mean, who would have guessed that a
bunch of crazy loudmouthed racist bible beater preachers would have done
all that bombing and ****...and he forgot to mention "bombing" his boy
Obama's campaign...of course, to be fair, that was more of a "he" than a
"we"...

LOL ! I suspected that would get a froth out of you. Are you
wearing your American flag lapel pin ?

--
Ken Fortenberry