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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi! |
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Dave LaCourse wrote:
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? That take too long time as you're using too many and complex steps! ;-) Substiture step 3 and 4 with: "Hold down Shift-key and press "Del"... Stig Arne Bye E-mail ......: / Contact .....: MSN Messenger: Snail-Mail ..: Axel Borgens veg 4, NO-9900 Kirkenes, Norway Homepage ....: UNDER CONSTRUCTION: http://stigbye.football.clubs.io ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Located just about 70°N 30°E - Almost at the top of the world! |
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On Mar 6, 10:59*am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK * 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? * GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi! Heres another one. Pretend that you didn't vote for an asshole. Pretend that you ignored all the corruption, greed, mismanagement and dishonesty for 8 years. Pretend that the stock market bubble is the real economy. Then, when virtually every political choice you've made for eight years has turned up wrong for the country . . . .. . . then turn yourself into a ****y carper pretending that the results of all your bad choices are Barack Obama's fault, amazingly enough, in less than 100 days. Seems like yesterday you were crowing about how well you were doing in the market. Now its Barak's fault. But, hey you are not racist. A hum. David, you are a pip. Dave |
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On Mar 6, 12:23*pm, Stig Arne Bye wrote:
Dave LaCourse wrote: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? That take too long time as you're using too many and complex steps! *;-) Substiture step 3 and 4 with: *"Hold down Shift-key and press "Del"... Stig Arne Bye E-mail ......: / Contact .....: *MSN Messenger: Snail-Mail ..: *Axel Borgens veg 4, NO-9900 Kirkenes, Norway Homepage ....: *UNDER CONSTRUCTION:http://stigbye.football.clubs.io ------------------------------------------------------------------------ * * *Located just about 70°N 30°E - Almost at the top of the world! So what now? Looks like our homeboy Obama Deny-er has attracted a Nordic Motorcycle Gangster. Yippee. What's next? Russian Skinhead Obama Haters? Oboy Dave |
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On Fri, 6 Mar 2009 12:24:58 -0800 (PST), DaveS
wrote: On Mar 6, 10:59*am, Dave LaCourse wrote: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK * 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? * GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi! Heres another one. Pretend that you didn't vote for an asshole. Pretend that you ignored all the corruption, greed, mismanagement and dishonesty for 8 years. Pretend that the stock market bubble is the real economy. Then, when virtually every political choice you've made for eight years has turned up wrong for the country . . . . . . then turn yourself into a ****y carper pretending that the results of all your bad choices are Barack Obama's fault, amazingly enough, in less than 100 days. Seems like yesterday you were crowing about how well you were doing in the market. Now its Barak's fault. But, hey you are not racist. A hum. David, you are a pip. Dave Do Pelosi tomorrow, Dave. You'll feel better. And Harry the next day. Soon you will be overjoyed. Dave |
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DaveS wrote:
So what now? Looks like our homeboy Obama Deny-er has attracted a Nordic Motorcycle Gangster. Yippee. What's next? Russian [...] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hmmm..... Where did you get that from...? Stig Arne Bye E-mail ......: / Contact .....: MSN Messenger: Snail-Mail ..: Axel Borgens veg 4, NO-9900 Kirkenes, Norway Homepage ....: UNDER CONSTRUCTION: http://stigbye.football.clubs.io ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Located just about 70°N 30°E - Almost at the top of the world! |
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On Mar 6, 2:51*pm, Stig Arne Bye wrote:
DaveS wrote: So what now? Looks like our homeboy Obama Deny-er has attracted a Nordic Motorcycle Gangster. Yippee. What's next? Russian *[...] * * * * *^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hmmm..... *Where did you get that from...? Stig Arne Bye E-mail ......: / Contact .....: *MSN Messenger: Snail-Mail ..: *Axel Borgens veg 4, NO-9900 Kirkenes, Norway Homepage ....: *UNDER CONSTRUCTION:http://stigbye.football.clubs.io ------------------------------------------------------------------------ * * *Located just about 70°N 30°E - Almost at the top of the world! OK I stand corrected: Nordic Snowmobiler Soccer Gangster/Techiegeek. Better? Dave |
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On Mar 6, 11:59*am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK * I've been thinking about concentration camps for republicans (repugnicans). ....so much less daily aggravation from aggressive, ignorant hill-billy morons. What a think Dave? Been fishing yet? :-) |
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On Sat, 7 Mar 2009 14:30:01 -0800 (PST), whileone
wrote: What a think Dave? Been fishing yet? Well, Repuglicans or Demorats, makes no difference to me. I love 'em all. Kum Ba Yah and all that stuff dontchaknow. Just got back (a month ago) from Tierra del Fuego. Caught some nice sea run browns (12 - 16 pounders). (See my TR and pics somewhere in this nuthouse.) Right now I am battling yet another case of cabin fever. Wife discouraged me from a bone trip to Bahamas (health), so I'll tie some soft hackles for the Rapid in May/June. Just got back from a week in Floriduh visiting friends/family, and checking out retirement homes. If you effin liberals will leave my 401K alone, I'd like to live down there in the winter and here/Maine in the summer. Dave |
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Forgot to add:
Did Nancy Pelosi this morning. Haven't had an erection like that in years. Barney Frank on Monday, Chris Dodd on Tues, and BaBaBaBiden on Wednesday. d;o) |
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On Mar 7, 6:00*pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
Did Nancy Pelosi this morning. *Haven't had an erection like that in years. Uh...File that under "Way too much information." :-) |
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Might as well do them. They all ready did us!
"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message ... Forgot to add: Did Nancy Pelosi this morning. Haven't had an erection like that in years. Barney Frank on Monday, Chris Dodd on Tues, and BaBaBaBiden on Wednesday. d;o) |
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"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message ... Did Nancy Pelosi this morning. Haven't had an erection like that in years. Barney Frank on Monday swings both ways....that's our Pirate!bseg Tom |
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Dave LaCourse wrote:
On Sat, 7 Mar 2009 14:30:01 -0800 (PST), whileone wrote: What a think Dave? Been fishing yet? Well, Repuglicans or Demorats, makes no difference to me. I love 'em all. Kum Ba Yah and all that stuff dontchaknow. Just got back (a month ago) from Tierra del Fuego. Caught some nice sea run browns (12 - 16 pounders). (See my TR and pics somewhere in this nuthouse.) Right now I am battling yet another case of cabin fever. Wife discouraged me from a bone trip to Bahamas (health), so I'll tie some soft hackles for the Rapid in May/June. Just got back from a week in Floriduh visiting friends/family, and checking out retirement homes. If you effin liberals will leave my 401K alone, I'd like to live down there in the winter and here/Maine in the summer. Dave the hell with florida dave...how about belize, costa rica, guatemala, acklins island, andros? new zealand!!?? and a nice guest cottage will enhance your retirement i'm sure... florida is way too crowded with too many damn yan...uh, well you know. g jeff (who can be an excellent uninvited guest) |
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