OT-Old Guys
 

I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.

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"Frank Reid © 2008" wrote in message
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I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.

I could have swore you said once that your wife reads ROFF on occasion...
You do like punishment... ;)

JT

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Frank Reid © 2008 writes
I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.

I didn't get this and I guess neither did you Frank :-)
--
Bill Grey

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On Jun 8, 4:38*pm, "W. D. Grey" wrote:
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Frank Reid © 2008 writes





I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.

I didn't get this and I guess neither did you Frank :-)
--
Bill Grey- Hide quoted text -

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The punchline, as is true in most of the very best jokes, is not
explicitly stated. The point is that neither wife was looking for
either husband. :)

g.
yeah.....i know.....it loses something in translation.

OT-Old Guys
 

OT-Old Guys
 

The punchline, as is true in most of the very best jokes, is not
explicitly stated. *The point is that neither wife was looking for
either husband. * * * * *:)

g.
yeah.....i know.....it loses something in translation.

NO,no,no. Point is that you should shop at Lowes and not Home Depot.
Blonds don't get lost in Home Depot due to colorful signs.

And brunettes don't get lost in Lowes 'cause they have all the signs
in Spanish.
Frank Reid

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In article
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On Jun 8, 4:38*pm, "W. D. Grey" wrote:
In article
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Frank Reid © 2008 writes





I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.

I didn't get this and I guess neither did you Frank :-)
--
Bill Grey- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

The punchline, as is true in most of the very best jokes, is not
explicitly stated. The point is that neither wife was looking for
either husband. :)

g.
yeah.....i know.....it loses something in translation.

My intended thought was ....Frank didn't get the younger lady - the
punch-line was obvious.
--
Bill Grey

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On Jun 9, 6:00*am, "W. D. Grey" wrote:


My intended thought was ....Frank didn't get the younger lady *- the
punch-line was obvious.

Indeed, the punch-line was clear, as was your intention.

Evidently, mine wasn't. :)

g.

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writes
On Jun 9, 6:00*am, "W. D. Grey" wrote:


My intended thought was ....Frank didn't get the younger lady *- the
punch-line was obvious.

Indeed, the punch-line was clear, as was your intention.

Evidently, mine wasn't. :)

g.

This could last for ages :-)
--
Bill Grey

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W. D. Grey wrote:
In article
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writes
On Jun 9, 6:00 am, "W. D. Grey" wrote:


My intended thought was ....Frank didn't get the younger lady - the
punch-line was obvious.

Indeed, the punch-line was clear, as was your intention.

Evidently, mine wasn't. :)

g.

This could last for ages :-)
but old guys don't have that much time

OT-Old Guys
 

In article , LouF
writes
W. D. Grey wrote:
In article
,
writes
On Jun 9, 6:00 am, "W. D. Grey" wrote:


My intended thought was ....Frank didn't get the younger lady - the
punch-line was obvious.

Indeed, the punch-line was clear, as was your intention.

Evidently, mine wasn't. :)

g.
This could last for ages :-)
but old guys don't have that much time

I know, I know, I Know......:-)


But 73 isn't REALLY old is it?
--
Bill Grey

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On Jun 9, 2:38*pm, LouF wrote:
W. D. Grey wrote:
In article
,
writes
On Jun 9, 6:00 am, "W. D. Grey" wrote:

My intended thought was ....Frank didn't get the younger lady *- the
punch-line was obvious.

Indeed, the punch-line was clear, as was your intention.

Evidently, mine wasn't. * * :)

g.

This could last for ages :-)

but old guys don't have that much time


Which is precisely why we make the best use we possibly can of our
few, precious remaining moments.....right here in dear old ROFF.

OT-Old Guys
 

In article
,
writes
On Jun 9, 2:38*pm, LouF wrote:
W. D. Grey wrote:
In article
,
writes
On Jun 9, 6:00 am, "W. D. Grey" wrote:

My intended thought was ....Frank didn't get the younger lady *- the
punch-line was obvious.

Indeed, the punch-line was clear, as was your intention.

Evidently, mine wasn't. * * :)

g.

This could last for ages :-)

but old guys don't have that much time


Which is precisely why we make the best use we possibly can of our
few, precious remaining moments.....right here in dear old ROFF.


Really Old Fly Fishers eh?
--
Bill Grey

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On Jun 7, 8:52 pm, Frank Reid © 2008 wrote:
[a joke]

Hey Frank (c) 2008, I just thought I'd tell you that we are six months
into 2009...

HTH,

Jon.
Fishing? Not for me yet this year...

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Hey Frank (c) 2008, I just thought I'd tell you that we are six months
into 2009...

HTH,

Jon.
Fishing? Not for me yet this year...

I'm repeating 2008 'cause I know what happened. Hopefully I'll make
the right decisions this time.
and why no fishing this year?

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On Jun 10, 10:51 am, Frank Reid wrote:

and why no fishing this year?

Fishing here is always at least a day trip and the last 9-10 months
have been extremely busy. Mostly good, but busy. It's nice to see TRs
starting to pop up on ROFF though. ROFF could use a blaster of a run-
off to clean out the winter muck... :-)

Jon.