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Saw this in this week's Newsweek. Reminded me of you.
Bon appetit. d;o)

http://www.pasty.com/index.html

Dave

http://hometown.aol.com/davplac/myhomepage/index.html

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gaaack!!! and i thought you were my friend...fortunately, i have been
sufficiently medicated to overcome the pasty reflux reflex. btw, i
think i met toivo in michigan. wasn't she the one with a mustache
coarser than yours wolfgang??

jeff (who just can't wait for another friend to discover the olive pasty
web site)

Dave LaCourse wrote:

Saw this in this week's Newsweek. Reminded me of you.
Bon appetit. d;o)

http://www.pasty.com/index.html

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but, dere's some good yooper stuff in dere...

http://www.dayoopers.com/theater.html



Dave LaCourse wrote:


http://www.pasty.com/index.html

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On Tue, 13 Jan 2004, Jeff Miller wrote:

but, dere's some good yooper stuff in dere...
http://www.dayoopers.com/theater.html

Hey, why they ain't got *30 point buck* or *fishing with fred* on that
list?

Mu

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"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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gaaack!!! and i thought you were my friend...fortunately, i have been
sufficiently medicated to overcome the pasty reflux reflex. btw, i
think i met toivo in michigan. wasn't she the one with a mustache
coarser than yours wolfgang??

jeff (who just can't wait for another friend to discover the olive pasty
web site)

Mirabile dictu, EVERYTHING about yer average Yooper lass is coarser than
me.....sorta seems a gratuitous abuse of the imagination, don't it? :)

Wolfgang

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dat's just dere way dem yoopers be...

Mu Young Lee wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2004, Jeff Miller wrote:


but, dere's some good yooper stuff in dere...
http://www.dayoopers.com/theater.html


Hey, why they ain't got *30 point buck* or *fishing with fred* on that
list?

Mu

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"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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dat's just dere way dem yoopers be...

SPLORK VANG MU!

No ****, I actually had to go outside and smoke a cigarette after reading
that.

Some things were just not meant to be. Picture, if you will, Bill Buckley
doing his very best Goober Pyle! :)

Wolfgang
the dog is still looking at me funny, wondering what those strange noises
are.

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well ****, i was only there a few days and...and...and...those pastys. i
hope to have more opportunities to practice my yoopin... seems an
entirely worthy and pleasant endeavor.

jeff

Wolfgang wrote:

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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dat's just dere way dem yoopers be...


SPLORK VANG MU!

No ****, I actually had to go outside and smoke a cigarette after reading
that.

Some things were just not meant to be. Picture, if you will, Bill Buckley
doing his very best Goober Pyle! :)

Wolfgang
the dog is still looking at me funny, wondering what those strange noises
are.

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oh...and as i'm sure you know...it's gomer. fukkin cheeseheads got no
learnin about true southern culture.



Wolfgang wrote:

Picture, if you will, Bill
Buckley
doing his very best Goober Pyle! :)

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"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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well ****, i was only there a few days and...and...and...those pastys. i
hope to have more opportunities to practice my yoopin...

It has been observed that honey will catch more flies than will vinegar.

seems an entirely worthy and pleasant endeavor.

Sweet words, indeed. :)

Wolfgang
who will take you to a spot whose very existence is so secret that he has
been sworn to secrecy by no less than 24 people in a single
seaso.......um......well, ****, you've already been there. :(

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"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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oh...and as i'm sure you know...it's gomer. fukkin cheeseheads got no
learnin about true southern culture.

Gomer was a true stalwart Murrican who (no surprise) ended his days in the
USMC and, (oddly enough) bore an uncanny resemblance to the great crooner,
Jim Nabors, but I, for one, never believed that he was actually a native of
The Old North State (surprise! surprise!). His cousin Goober, on the other
hand, was a Newberrian, born and bred, who was never so pretentious as to
rise above his true station. He was my first real fitons.......well, aside
from Earnest T. Bass, that is.

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)

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welll, gawlllyyy...

....except on episode 150, "tv or not tv", goober's last name was
"beasley"...

i'm sure i missed the newberry episode... was that near mayberry??

jeff (working on his wllm buckley voice)




Wolfgang wrote:


Gomer was a true stalwart Murrican who (no surprise) ended his days in the
USMC and, (oddly enough) bore an uncanny resemblance to the great crooner,
Jim Nabors, but I, for one, never believed that he was actually a native of
The Old North State (surprise! surprise!). His cousin Goober, on the other
hand, was a Newberrian, born and bred, who was never so pretentious as to
rise above his true station. He was my first real fitons.......well, aside
from Earnest T. Bass, that is.

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)

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Wolfgang wrote:



It has been observed that honey will catch more flies than will vinegar.

except the "lawd of da flies" experience in yooper land debunks that ol saw.


who will take you to a spot whose very existence is so secret that he has
been sworn to secrecy by no less than 24 people in a single
seaso.......um......well, ****, you've already been there. :(

indeed, and hope to return one day... if it's not too crowded.

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"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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welll, gawlllyyy...

...except on episode 150, "tv or not tv", goober's last name was
"beasley"...

Oops. He WAS Gomer's cousin though, right?

i'm sure i missed the newberry episode... was that near mayberry??

Oops. Dang, that must have been some pretty good wine I drank last
night.

jeff (working on his wllm buckley voice)

The voice we can live with.....if only just barely.....but please
don't adopt the politics.

Wolfgang
who, given the poor marksmanship demonstrated above, will keep his
bullet in his shirt pocket for a while.

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Wolfgang wrote:

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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welll, gawlllyyy...

...except on episode 150, "tv or not tv", goober's last name was
"beasley"...


Oops. He WAS Gomer's cousin though, right?

he was ... the episode 150 name was an anomaly which was never repeated,
and he was indeed goober pyle ... so, you were correct (dammit!).




jeff (working on his wllm buckley voice)


The voice we can live with.....if only just barely.....but please
don't adopt the politics.

not to worry... but billy's tough for a southern hick to imitate with a
straight fa... hey, wait a minute.


Wolfgang
who, given the poor marksmanship demonstrated above, will keep his
bullet in his shirt pocket for a while.

g sending it to the laundry?

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Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)


ahh sheet.... a dang nc hilljack weddin' proposal on roff....

wally

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On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 21:26:30 GMT, walt winter wrote:

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)


ahh sheet.... a dang nc hilljack weddin' proposal on roff....

yeah, really.

hey ought to get a single-wide...

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"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:8CCNb.1932$_H5.473@lakeread06...

welll, gawlllyyy...

...except on episode 150, "tv or not tv", goober's last name was
"beasley"...


Oops. He WAS Gomer's cousin though, right?

he was ... the episode 150 name was an anomaly which was never repeated,
and he was indeed goober pyle ... so, you were correct (dammit!).

Well, if I may be allowed a momentary indulgence in a sterteotype we are
thoroughly familiar with anyway, I s'pect he was as confused and uncertain
about his last name as we are. :)

jeff (working on his wllm buckley voice)


The voice we can live with.....if only just barely.....but please
don't adopt the politics.

not to worry... but billy's tough for a southern hick to imitate with a
straight fa... hey, wait a minute.

****, Billy is difficult to contemplate with a straight face.

Wolfgang
who, given the poor marksmanship demonstrated above, will keep his
bullet in his shirt pocket for a while.

g sending it to the laundry?

Either a reference to yet another episode I don't remember (it HAS been a
while) or something else that blew right by me. In either case, I plead
clueless.

See here now, I really do hope that you've got some sort of "Complete Desk
Reference to Ain't Bea an' All'a her Kinfolk an' Whatnot" sitting on the
desktop in front of you. I'd hate to think that all this arcane knowledge
about Otis and Floyd and......um.....well ****, what was the name of
Earnest's heartthrob (and didn't she grow up and find her way to Hee Haw a
couple of years later?)?.... and all the rest of Mayberry (not to mention
Mount Pilate) rattling around loose somewhere under your pate. I mean, that
sort of **** has been known to pop up all unexpected like at the oddest
moments........it could wreak havoc on courtroom decorum. :(

Wolfgang
who is nevertheless grateful for the tour down memory lane.

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"daytripper" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 21:26:30 GMT, walt winter
wrote:

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)


ahh sheet.... a dang nc hilljack weddin' proposal on roff....

yeah, really.

hey ought to get a single-wide...

Ya'll ain't never seen Jeffie in a sauna, have you? :)

Wolfgang
and it's pronounced "sow'-na", with the initial vowel as in "town", and the
latter as in "duh".

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Wolfgang wrote:



It has been observed that honey will catch more flies than will vinegar.

except the "lawd of da flies" experience in yooper land debunks that ol
saw.

Nah, I'm just sweeter than most of the people here realize.....or are
willing to admit. And, judging by the numbers that found your own self
attractive as well, I guess we can both be glad they weren't carrion
flies.......um.....then again, by day five or so...... :(

who will take you to a spot whose very existence is so secret that he
has
been sworn to secrecy by no less than 24 people in a single
seaso.......um......well, ****, you've already been there. :(

indeed, and hope to return one day... if it's not too crowded.

Hump grass and nettles.........never crowded. ****, even George couldn't
find us! :)

Wolfgang
'course, george can't find a friend who is drowning before his very eyes.
:(

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"Wolfgang" wrote

and all the rest of Mayberry (not to mention
Mount Pilate)

you damned philistine! it was "mount pilot"!

**** up that bad one more time, and there will be hell to pay the next
carolina clave...

yfitons
wayno

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"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
om...

"Wolfgang" wrote

and all the rest of Mayberry (not to mention
Mount Pilate)

you damned philistine! it was "mount pilot"!

Well ****, I just can't get NUTHIN' right in this miserable thread! :(

**** up that bad one more time, and there will be hell to pay the next
carolina clave...

Oh yeah? Have a care, Sir; I have ample reason to believe that the North
Carolina bar association would take a keen interest in the fact that two of
its supposed stalwarts know WAY too much about a particular ancient
television show (when they SHOULD be concentrating on other matters) and are
willfully using that information to bugger a badger across state lines.
And, besides, next time I travel down that way I'm bringing Lenny AND
Squiggey with me.....and they will whup Gomer and Goober's ass!

HAH!

Wolfgang

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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
om...

"Wolfgang" wrote

and all the rest of Mayberry (not to mention
Mount Pilate)

you damned philistine! it was "mount pilot"!

Well ****, I just can't get NUTHIN' right in this miserable thread! :(

**** up that bad one more time, and there will be hell to pay the next
carolina clave...

Oh yeah? Have a care, Sir; I have ample reason to believe that the North
Carolina bar association would take a keen interest in the fact that two of
its supposed stalwarts know WAY too much about a particular ancient
television show (when they SHOULD be concentrating on other matters) and are
willfully using that information to bugger a badger across state lines.
And, besides, next time I travel down that way I'm bringing Lenny AND
Squiggey with me.....and they will whup Gomer and Goober's ass!

It's "Squiggy" you moron. ;-)
--
TL,
Tim
just hoping to add to the complex.
------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

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a county in nc has established a "beaver commission"... we don't need no
badger's to bugger. i hear they're payin 3 dollars for each beaver
bagged or buggered...dead or alive... anybody read cormac mccarthy's
"child of god"? i hear noises in attic's everwhere across carolina...

btw...the state legislators have been in the process of, and may have
completed by now, the installation of a statue on the capitol grounds in
raleigh honoring/memorializing the andy griffith show...no ****!! many
tar heels believe it's the only worthwhile bit of business accomplished
by the pols in decades...

"Barney: I've already lost two bullets in the laundry....
"Andy: And one other thing - when you send that shirt to the laundry,
unload."

"Barney: Well, like they say, the stock market is where they separate
the men from the boys. I'll see ya, boy.
Let me know if you come across one of them rare nickels with the buffalo
facing the wrong way.
Andy: I should have sold him that nickel. Then he'd have something
that's worth a nickel."


jeff (who confesses his entire andy griffith repertoire is dependent
upon the posts of a wisconsin cheesehead and a decent web search
engine...at least that's what i'm reporting when contacted by the state bar)

Wolfgang wrote:

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"Tim J." wrote in message
...

It's "Squiggy" you moron. ;-)

O.k., Timmey goes on the list. :(

Wolfgang
there will come a reckoning.

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Wolfgang wrote:

I plead clueless.

ok wolf, this *IS* a groundbreaking admittance. the rest will be
easy, as a therapist might conjecture.

wally ;-)

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daytripper wrote:
On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 21:26:30 GMT, walt winter wrote:


Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)


ahh sheet.... a dang nc hilljack weddin' proposal on roff....


yeah, really.

hey ought to get a single-wide...

damn, yer outgoin access line and frozen solid yet?

wally, balmy 22 here.

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"walt winter" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:

I plead clueless.

ok wolf, this *IS* a groundbreaking admittance. the rest will be
easy, as a therapist might conjecture.

wally ;-)

Would you believe me if I said I kinda guessed that wouldn't go by without
some sort of comment? :)

Wolfgang
well, it all started a long time ago.......momma didn't love me........

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On Fri, 16 Jan 2004 23:14:36 GMT, walt winter wrote:

daytripper wrote:
On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 21:26:30 GMT, walt winter wrote:


Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)


ahh sheet.... a dang nc hilljack weddin' proposal on roff....


yeah, really.

hey ought to get a single-wide...

damn, yer outgoin access line and frozen solid yet?

wally, balmy 22 here.

Ah, yes....I remember 22...

/daytripper (now it's buried under too much -5, -13, -21...)

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daytripper wrote:
On Fri, 16 Jan 2004 23:14:36 GMT, walt winter wrote:


daytripper wrote:

On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 21:26:30 GMT, walt winter wrote:



Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)

ahh sheet.... a dang nc hilljack weddin' proposal on roff....


yeah, really.

hey ought to get a single-wide...

damn, yer outgoin access line and frozen solid yet?

wally, balmy 22 here.


Ah, yes....I remember 22...

/daytripper (now it's buried under too much -5, -13, -21...)

holy sheet.... that is cold. stay warm my ne friends.

wally.... ooops, i misread.... balmier 32 here ;-)

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walt winter wrote:

Wolfgang wrote:

I plead clueless.


ok wolf, this *IS* a groundbreaking admittance. the rest will be easy,
as a therapist might conjecture.


Clueless yes, but alas never wordless.

Willi

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"Willi" wrote in message
...


walt winter wrote:

Wolfgang wrote:

I plead clueless.


ok wolf, this *IS* a groundbreaking admittance. the rest will be easy,
as a therapist might conjecture.


Clueless yes, but alas never wordless.

Still being forced to read, eh Willi? :(

Well, I think this has gone on just about long enough! Maybe Ste can give
you some knife fighting lessons and you can finally get those
****ers......whoever they are.....off your back, once and for all.

Whattya say, St? Here's your chance to redeem yourself for all those dead
gooks who got away......the slippery little *******s.

Wolfgang
it's the kids mostly......sometimes ya gotta kill 'em three or four times.

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Wolfgang wrote:



Wolfgang wrote:


I plead clueless.


ok wolf, this *IS* a groundbreaking admittance. the rest will be easy,
as a therapist might conjecture.


Clueless yes, but alas never wordless.


Still being forced to read, eh Willi? :(

Well, I think this has gone on just about long enough! Maybe Ste can give
you some knife fighting lessons and you can finally get those
****ers......whoever they are.....off your back, once and for all.

Whattya say, St? Here's your chance to redeem yourself for all those dead
gooks who got away......the slippery little *******s.

Wolfgang
it's the kids mostly......sometimes ya gotta kill 'em three or four times.


See?

Willi

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On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 00:06:48 GMT, walt winter wrote:

daytripper wrote:
On Fri, 16 Jan 2004 23:14:36 GMT, walt winter wrote:


daytripper wrote:

On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 21:26:30 GMT, walt winter wrote:



Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)

ahh sheet.... a dang nc hilljack weddin' proposal on roff....


yeah, really.

hey ought to get a single-wide...

damn, yer outgoin access line and frozen solid yet?

wally, balmy 22 here.


Ah, yes....I remember 22...

/daytripper (now it's buried under too much -5, -13, -21...)

holy sheet.... that is cold. stay warm my ne friends.

wally.... ooops, i misread.... balmier 32 here ;-)

rub it in, we'll get even when your mosquito season starts - in March ;-)

it was -21 up at my house in Franconia, NH this morning. it hit -29 there last
weekend. crazy cold - it was 40 degrees warmer in the Arctic Circle.

this weather really brings the old out in me. when the boys were 12 & 10 we'd
ski all day in -20-somethings, only lost minor bits of earlobes, noses and
chin meat to frost bite, and had a ball anyway.

fifteen years later, now I just tuck the blankets tighter and go back to
sleep.

i'd like to think i just got smarter in that time, but i know better ;-)

/daytripper (zzzzzzzzz...wake me when it's spring...zzzzzzzzzz...)

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"Willi" wrote in message
...


Wolfgang wrote:



Wolfgang wrote:


I plead clueless.


ok wolf, this *IS* a groundbreaking admittance. the rest will be easy,
as a therapist might conjecture.


Clueless yes, but alas never wordless.


Still being forced to read, eh Willi? :(

Well, I think this has gone on just about long enough! Maybe Ste can
give
you some knife fighting lessons and you can finally get those
****ers......whoever they are.....off your back, once and for all.

Whattya say, St? Here's your chance to redeem yourself for all those
dead
gooks who got away......the slippery little *******s.

Wolfgang
it's the kids mostly......sometimes ya gotta kill 'em three or four
times.


See?

The point, my dear, is that YOU saw it. I think it's just horrible that
this has gone on for so long. Can't anybody.....WON'T somebody please help?
How can you all sit there for years on end and watch this poor man suffer
through no fault of his own. Isn't there a single merciful individual among
you....isn't there ONE who can help this poor unfortunate soul....rid him of
his oppressors....set him free to soar like the beautiful bird we all know
resides in his breast? Please send your contributions to the "Free Willi"
campaign.....a registered not for profit organization.

Wolfgang

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Wolfgang wrote:
"Willi" wrote in message
...

Clueless yes, but alas never wordless.


Still being forced to read, eh Willi? :(

Well, I think this has gone on just about long enough! Maybe Ste can

give

you some knife fighting lessons and you can finally get those
****ers......whoever they are.....off your back, once and for all.

Whattya say, St? Here's your chance to redeem yourself for all those

dead

gooks who got away......the slippery little *******s.

Wolfgang
it's the kids mostly......sometimes ya gotta kill 'em three or four

times.


See?


The point, my dear, is that YOU saw it. I think it's just horrible that
this has gone on for so long. Can't anybody.....WON'T somebody please help?
How can you all sit there for years on end and watch this poor man suffer
through no fault of his own. Isn't there a single merciful individual among
you....isn't there ONE who can help this poor unfortunate soul....rid him of
his oppressors....set him free to soar like the beautiful bird we all know
resides in his breast? Please send your contributions to the "Free Willi"
campaign.....a registered not for profit organization.

Wolfgang



Just like I said

Willi

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"Willi" wrote in message
...

Just like I said

Willi

Sigh......

Sometimes it really gets tough for those of us who live only to help.
:(

Sigh......

Wolfgang
ya give.....and they take.....and ya give some more .....and they just
take.....

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daytripper wrote:


this weather really brings the old out in me. when the boys were 12 & 10 we'd
ski all day in -20-somethings, only lost minor bits of earlobes, noses and
chin meat to frost bite, and had a ball anyway.

fifteen years later, now I just tuck the blankets tighter and go back to
sleep.

i'd like to think i just got smarter in that time, but i know better ;-)

/daytripper (zzzzzzzzz...wake me when it's spring...zzzzzzzzzz...)

We've had little Winter this season here in Fort Collins. Been in the
fifties for the last week or so. Snowpack in the mountains still doing OK.

Willi