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Ken Fortenberry July 15th, 2010 06:12 PM

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I had a flat tire on the old fishing wagon just north of
Woodruff, Wisconsin on Hwy. 51. I pulled out the spare and
started to change the tire but soon figured out I wasn't
going to get the lug nuts off using the sorry little tool
that comes with the 1988 Volvo 240 wagon.

So I pull the AAA card out of the wallet, grab my phone,
put the wallet on the top of the car and proceed to wind
my way through AAA phone labyrinth hell. About that time
a good samaritan shows up with a T wrench and says he can
get the lug nuts off. I hang up on AAA, proceed to change
the tire and go on my merry way.

I pull into Bergland, Michigan about a quarter to six my
time, quarter to seven locally, and decide to fill up with
gas before I drive the last few miles up 64 toward the Porkies.
Remember that wallet on top of the car ? I wish to hell I
would have.

So I pay for the gas with cash and turn right around to go
look for the wallet. I walked miles of Hwy. 51 until it got
dark then got a room at the little motel closest to the scene
of the flat, paid cash, of course, and then settled in to watch
the All Star game.

Next morning I walk more miles of Hwy. 51, but no luck. Went
to the tire store in Woodruff and bought a new tire, paid cash,
of course, and took an accounting. No driver's license, no
credit cards, dwindling cash and 500 miles from home. (insert
foul language of choice ;-)

I called the Vilas county sheriff's office, described the
wallet etc., because I though having a police report on file
couldn't hurt if I got stopped by a trooper on the way home
and couldn't produce a license.

So, over a 1000 miles driven and I never wet a line.

Lessons learned;

Take more cash, WAY more cash than you think you'll need and
install the AAA Roadside Assistance app on the iPhone. (After
trying to navigate phone hell I thought there has to be an app
for this. There is.)

It was a leaky valve stem, I'd have been fine if I had noticed
the slow leak before I drove the tire to death.

Worst TR ever.

--
Ken Fortenberry

[email protected] July 15th, 2010 07:30 PM

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On Jul 15, 11:12*am, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Worst TR ever.


No photos?

Ken Fortenberry July 15th, 2010 07:40 PM

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wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Worst TR ever.


No photos?


Miles of walking through the grass alongside a rural northwoods
highway gathered several ticks. If I find any more I'll be sure
to take a snapshot for you.

No ticks on Kaylin the dog by the way. Unlike me, she gets a
dose of Frontline plus once a month.

Speaking of which, has anybody used both Frontline plus and
K9 Advantix on their dogs ? Any comparisons, preferences etc. ?

--
Ken Fortenberry

george9219 July 15th, 2010 08:39 PM

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On Jul 15, 1:12*pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
I had a flat tire on the old fishing wagon just north of
Woodruff, Wisconsin on Hwy. 51. I pulled out the spare and
started to change the tire but soon figured out I wasn't
going to get the lug nuts off using the sorry little tool
that comes with the 1988 Volvo 240 wagon.

So I pull the AAA card out of the wallet, grab my phone,
put the wallet on the top of the car and proceed to wind
my way through AAA phone labyrinth hell. About that time
a good samaritan shows up with a T wrench and says he can
get the lug nuts off. I hang up on AAA, proceed to change
the tire and go on my merry way.

I pull into Bergland, Michigan about a quarter to six my
time, quarter to seven locally, and decide to fill up with
gas before I drive the last few miles up 64 toward the Porkies.
Remember that wallet on top of the car ? I wish to hell I
would have.

So I pay for the gas with cash and turn right around to go
look for the wallet. I walked miles of Hwy. 51 until it got
dark then got a room at the little motel closest to the scene
of the flat, paid cash, of course, and then settled in to watch
the All Star game.

Next morning I walk more miles of Hwy. 51, but no luck. Went
to the tire store in Woodruff and bought a new tire, paid cash,
of course, and took an accounting. No driver's license, no
credit cards, dwindling cash and 500 miles from home. (insert
foul language of choice ;-)

I called the Vilas county sheriff's office, described the
wallet etc., because I though having a police report on file
couldn't hurt if I got stopped by a trooper on the way home
and couldn't produce a license.

So, over a 1000 miles driven and I never wet a line.

Lessons learned;

Take more cash, WAY more cash than you think you'll need and
install the AAA Roadside Assistance app on the iPhone. (After
trying to navigate phone hell I thought there has to be an app
for this. There is.)

It was a leaky valve stem, I'd have been fine if I had noticed
the slow leak before I drove the tire to death.

Worst TR ever.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Helpful hint...no modern technology required.
Purchase an 18" half inch drive breaker bar with a socket to fit your
lug nuts, and keep in your vehicle at all times.
Started doing this as a teenager, (very long time ago), and never had
a problem changing a tire. The only time my wallet left my pocket was
to pay for the breaker bar.

BJConner July 15th, 2010 10:14 PM

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On Jul 15, 10:12*am, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
I had a flat tire on the old fishing wagon just north of
Woodruff, Wisconsin on Hwy. 51. I pulled out the spare and
started to change the tire but soon figured out I wasn't
going to get the lug nuts off using the sorry little tool
that comes with the 1988 Volvo 240 wagon.

So I pull the AAA card out of the wallet, grab my phone,
put the wallet on the top of the car and proceed to wind
my way through AAA phone labyrinth hell. About that time
a good samaritan shows up with a T wrench and says he can
get the lug nuts off. I hang up on AAA, proceed to change
the tire and go on my merry way.

I pull into Bergland, Michigan about a quarter to six my
time, quarter to seven locally, and decide to fill up with
gas before I drive the last few miles up 64 toward the Porkies.
Remember that wallet on top of the car ? I wish to hell I
would have.

So I pay for the gas with cash and turn right around to go
look for the wallet. I walked miles of Hwy. 51 until it got
dark then got a room at the little motel closest to the scene
of the flat, paid cash, of course, and then settled in to watch
the All Star game.

Next morning I walk more miles of Hwy. 51, but no luck. Went
to the tire store in Woodruff and bought a new tire, paid cash,
of course, and took an accounting. No driver's license, no
credit cards, dwindling cash and 500 miles from home. (insert
foul language of choice ;-)

I called the Vilas county sheriff's office, described the
wallet etc., because I though having a police report on file
couldn't hurt if I got stopped by a trooper on the way home
and couldn't produce a license.

So, over a 1000 miles driven and I never wet a line.

Lessons learned;

Take more cash, WAY more cash than you think you'll need and
install the AAA Roadside Assistance app on the iPhone. (After
trying to navigate phone hell I thought there has to be an app
for this. There is.)

It was a leaky valve stem, I'd have been fine if I had noticed
the slow leak before I drove the tire to death.

Worst TR ever.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Another good thing to do is put some grease on the threads. A midwest
winter and all that stuff they put on the roads goes a long way to
assuring your log nuts won't come off easy. I have AAA on my
contacts list.

riverman July 15th, 2010 11:12 PM

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On Jul 15, 7:12*pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
I had a flat tire on the old fishing wagon just north of
Woodruff, Wisconsin on Hwy. 51. I pulled out the spare and
started to change the tire but soon figured out I wasn't
going to get the lug nuts off using the sorry little tool
that comes with the 1988 Volvo 240 wagon.

So I pull the AAA card out of the wallet, grab my phone,
put the wallet on the top of the car and proceed to wind
my way through AAA phone labyrinth hell. About that time
a good samaritan shows up with a T wrench and says he can
get the lug nuts off. I hang up on AAA, proceed to change
the tire and go on my merry way.

I pull into Bergland, Michigan about a quarter to six my
time, quarter to seven locally, and decide to fill up with
gas before I drive the last few miles up 64 toward the Porkies.
Remember that wallet on top of the car ? I wish to hell I
would have.

So I pay for the gas with cash and turn right around to go
look for the wallet. I walked miles of Hwy. 51 until it got
dark then got a room at the little motel closest to the scene
of the flat, paid cash, of course, and then settled in to watch
the All Star game.

Next morning I walk more miles of Hwy. 51, but no luck. Went
to the tire store in Woodruff and bought a new tire, paid cash,
of course, and took an accounting. No driver's license, no
credit cards, dwindling cash and 500 miles from home. (insert
foul language of choice ;-)

I called the Vilas county sheriff's office, described the
wallet etc., because I though having a police report on file
couldn't hurt if I got stopped by a trooper on the way home
and couldn't produce a license.

So, over a 1000 miles driven and I never wet a line.

Lessons learned;

Take more cash, WAY more cash than you think you'll need and
install the AAA Roadside Assistance app on the iPhone. (After
trying to navigate phone hell I thought there has to be an app
for this. There is.)

It was a leaky valve stem, I'd have been fine if I had noticed
the slow leak before I drove the tire to death.

Worst TR ever.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Oh, shucks...a sad but familiar tale.

Back in my teenaged years, I was riding with a friend from central
Maine to Boston, and somewhere on the side of the highway in a very
remote spot he stopped to take a ****, so I took advantage of that
moment to change into shorts (it was a hot day and I was in jeans). A
few hours later, I realized my wallet had fallen out of my pants
pocket when I was changing, but my friend had no interest in driving
150 miles back north for me to look for it, so I sort of gave up hope
if seeing it, the $50 in it, and my birth certificate which I
foolishly carried with me at all times, folded up in my wallet.

Then, one day about 2 years later, I get a package in the mail. Some
highway worker mowing the grass hooked it in his mower (my guess is
that it jammed the blade, as it had a big gash in it), and he mailed
it home to me. It still had the $50 and the birth certificate,
although it was worse for wear after spending 2 Maine winters beside
the road.

So maybe your story will have some sort of happy ending way down the
road. You can't reclaim the lost fishing days, but perhaps you will be
able to hijack someone's roff thread with a cool story. I hope so. :-)

--riverman

Frank Church[_10_] July 16th, 2010 04:38 PM

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Ken Fortenberry wrote in news:i1nfi4$j8b$1
@news.eternal-september.org:

.....lotsa snippage...

Worst TR ever.


...I'll say "worst TR ever", sounds just like something I'd do Kenny, it
just aint happened yet. Watch your mailbox, that wayward wallet might show
up yet.

Frank Sr.

Wayne Knight July 19th, 2010 09:26 PM

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On Jul 15, 2:40*pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Speaking of which, has anybody used both Frontline plus and
K9 Advantix on their dogs ? Any comparisons, preferences etc. ?


I use them both on an alternating basis. I use the Advantix during
mosquito season and I think it does a better job on ticks than the
frontline plus. I prefer the Frontline Plus over the K9 for ease of
application. My understanding is that some dogs have developed
allergies to K9 and if the dog is around cats and small children I
have been told to not use the K9 Advantix

Ken Fortenberry July 20th, 2010 03:12 PM

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george9219 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I had a flat tire on the old fishing wagon ...


Helpful hint...no modern technology required.
Purchase an 18" half inch drive breaker bar with a socket to fit your
lug nuts, and keep in your vehicle at all times.
Started doing this as a teenager, (very long time ago), and never had
a problem changing a tire. The only time my wallet left my pocket was
to pay for the breaker bar.


Excellent idea, George. In all the years I've had that old Volvo
I had only one flat before this one and I don't recall having any
trouble removing the lug nuts. Of course, me and the lug nuts were
quite a bit younger at the time. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry


Ken Fortenberry July 20th, 2010 03:18 PM

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BJConner wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
... AAA phone labyrinth hell.


Another good thing to do is put some grease on the threads. A midwest
winter and all that stuff they put on the roads goes a long way to
assuring your log nuts won't come off easy. I have AAA on my
contacts list.


Yeah, I already had the 800 number typed in too but trying to
work through the menu with the roar of traffic causing intermittent
hearing loss is frustrating. With the AAA Roadside Assistance app
you enter all your info beforehand and then just tap the screen to
get assistance. Now that I have it installed I hope I never have
to use it.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry July 20th, 2010 03:23 PM

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Frank Church wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Worst TR ever.


..I'll say "worst TR ever", sounds just like something I'd do Kenny, it
just aint happened yet. Watch your mailbox, that wayward wallet might show
up yet.


It very well could show up one of these days. There was no attempted
activity on any of the cards when I canceled them so that wallet
could still be lying by the side of the road in northern Wisconsin
somewhere. Now that I've replaced my drivers license and canceled
all the cards there's nothing of value in it anyway.

--
Ken Fortenberry

[email protected] July 20th, 2010 05:31 PM

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On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:12:34 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

I had a flat tire on the old fishing wagon just north of
Woodruff, Wisconsin on Hwy. 51. I pulled out the spare and
started to change the tire but soon figured out I wasn't
going to get the lug nuts off using the sorry little tool
that comes with the 1988 Volvo 240 wagon.

So I pull the AAA card out of the wallet, grab my phone,
put the wallet on the top of the car and proceed to wind
my way through AAA phone labyrinth hell. About that time
a good samaritan shows up with a T wrench and says he can
get the lug nuts off. I hang up on AAA, proceed to change
the tire and go on my merry way.

I pull into Bergland, Michigan about a quarter to six my
time, quarter to seven locally, and decide to fill up with
gas before I drive the last few miles up 64 toward the Porkies.
Remember that wallet on top of the car ? I wish to hell I
would have.

So I pay for the gas with cash and turn right around to go
look for the wallet. I walked miles of Hwy. 51 until it got
dark then got a room at the little motel closest to the scene
of the flat, paid cash, of course, and then settled in to watch
the All Star game.

Next morning I walk more miles of Hwy. 51, but no luck. Went
to the tire store in Woodruff and bought a new tire, paid cash,
of course, and took an accounting. No driver's license, no
credit cards, dwindling cash and 500 miles from home. (insert
foul language of choice ;-)

I called the Vilas county sheriff's office, described the
wallet etc., because I though having a police report on file
couldn't hurt if I got stopped by a trooper on the way home
and couldn't produce a license.

So, over a 1000 miles driven and I never wet a line.

Lessons learned;

Take more cash, WAY more cash than you think you'll need and
install the AAA Roadside Assistance app on the iPhone. (After
trying to navigate phone hell I thought there has to be an app
for this. There is.)

It was a leaky valve stem, I'd have been fine if I had noticed
the slow leak before I drove the tire to death.

Worst TR ever.



Well, gee, you'd think that if these friggin' iFruitphones were so smart, it'd
tell you that you left your wallet on the roof of the car...hell, I sorta
figured that ol' handJobs would know where each of his vict...er, "customers"
wallets was at ALL times...

There ought to be an app for that,
R

[email protected] July 20th, 2010 11:23 PM

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On Jul 20, 10:31*am, wrote:
On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:12:34 -0500, Ken Fortenberry





wrote:
I had a flat tire on the old fishing wagon just north of
Woodruff, Wisconsin on Hwy. 51. I pulled out the spare and
started to change the tire but soon figured out I wasn't
going to get the lug nuts off using the sorry little tool
that comes with the 1988 Volvo 240 wagon.


So I pull the AAA card out of the wallet, grab my phone,
put the wallet on the top of the car and proceed to wind
my way through AAA phone labyrinth hell. About that time
a good samaritan shows up with a T wrench and says he can
get the lug nuts off. I hang up on AAA, proceed to change
the tire and go on my merry way.


I pull into Bergland, Michigan about a quarter to six my
time, quarter to seven locally, and decide to fill up with
gas before I drive the last few miles up 64 toward the Porkies.
Remember that wallet on top of the car ? I wish to hell I
would have.


So I pay for the gas with cash and turn right around to go
look for the wallet. I walked miles of Hwy. 51 until it got
dark then got a room at the little motel closest to the scene
of the flat, paid cash, of course, and then settled in to watch
the All Star game.


Next morning I walk more miles of Hwy. 51, but no luck. Went
to the tire store in Woodruff and bought a new tire, paid cash,
of course, and took an accounting. No driver's license, no
credit cards, dwindling cash and 500 miles from home. (insert
foul language of choice ;-)


I called the Vilas county sheriff's office, described the
wallet etc., because I though having a police report on file
couldn't hurt if I got stopped by a trooper on the way home
and couldn't produce a license.


So, over a 1000 miles driven and I never wet a line.


Lessons learned;


Take more cash, WAY more cash than you think you'll need and
install the AAA Roadside Assistance app on the iPhone. (After
trying to navigate phone hell I thought there has to be an app
for this. There is.)


It was a leaky valve stem, I'd have been fine if I had noticed
the slow leak before I drove the tire to death.


Worst TR ever.


Well, gee, you'd think that if these friggin' iFruitphones were so smart, it'd
tell you that you left your wallet on the roof of the car...hell, I sorta
figured that ol' handJobs would know where each of his vict...er, "customers"
wallets was at ALL times...

There ought to be an app for that,
R


Apple crushed on earnings today, blowing past even the most optimistic
street estimates.

App that.

[email protected] July 20th, 2010 11:24 PM

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On Jul 20, 10:31*am, wrote:
On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:12:34 -0500, Ken Fortenberry





wrote:
I had a flat tire on the old fishing wagon just north of
Woodruff, Wisconsin on Hwy. 51. I pulled out the spare and
started to change the tire but soon figured out I wasn't
going to get the lug nuts off using the sorry little tool
that comes with the 1988 Volvo 240 wagon.


So I pull the AAA card out of the wallet, grab my phone,
put the wallet on the top of the car and proceed to wind
my way through AAA phone labyrinth hell. About that time
a good samaritan shows up with a T wrench and says he can
get the lug nuts off. I hang up on AAA, proceed to change
the tire and go on my merry way.


I pull into Bergland, Michigan about a quarter to six my
time, quarter to seven locally, and decide to fill up with
gas before I drive the last few miles up 64 toward the Porkies.
Remember that wallet on top of the car ? I wish to hell I
would have.


So I pay for the gas with cash and turn right around to go
look for the wallet. I walked miles of Hwy. 51 until it got
dark then got a room at the little motel closest to the scene
of the flat, paid cash, of course, and then settled in to watch
the All Star game.


Next morning I walk more miles of Hwy. 51, but no luck. Went
to the tire store in Woodruff and bought a new tire, paid cash,
of course, and took an accounting. No driver's license, no
credit cards, dwindling cash and 500 miles from home. (insert
foul language of choice ;-)


I called the Vilas county sheriff's office, described the
wallet etc., because I though having a police report on file
couldn't hurt if I got stopped by a trooper on the way home
and couldn't produce a license.


So, over a 1000 miles driven and I never wet a line.


Lessons learned;


Take more cash, WAY more cash than you think you'll need and
install the AAA Roadside Assistance app on the iPhone. (After
trying to navigate phone hell I thought there has to be an app
for this. There is.)


It was a leaky valve stem, I'd have been fine if I had noticed
the slow leak before I drove the tire to death.


Worst TR ever.


Well, gee, you'd think that if these friggin' iFruitphones were so smart, it'd
tell you that you left your wallet on the roof of the car...hell, I sorta
figured that ol' handJobs would know where each of his vict...er, "customers"
wallets was at ALL times...

There ought to be an app for that,
R


Apple crushed earnings today, blowing past even the most optimistic
street estimate.

App that.

MajorOz July 21st, 2010 03:43 AM

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On Jul 20, 5:23*pm, " wrote:
On Jul 20, 10:31*am, wrote:



On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:12:34 -0500, Ken Fortenberry


wrote:
I had a flat tire on the old fishing wagon just north of
Woodruff, Wisconsin on Hwy. 51. I pulled out the spare and
started to change the tire but soon figured out I wasn't
going to get the lug nuts off using the sorry little tool
that comes with the 1988 Volvo 240 wagon.


So I pull the AAA card out of the wallet, grab my phone,
put the wallet on the top of the car and proceed to wind
my way through AAA phone labyrinth hell. About that time
a good samaritan shows up with a T wrench and says he can
get the lug nuts off. I hang up on AAA, proceed to change
the tire and go on my merry way.


I pull into Bergland, Michigan about a quarter to six my
time, quarter to seven locally, and decide to fill up with
gas before I drive the last few miles up 64 toward the Porkies.
Remember that wallet on top of the car ? I wish to hell I
would have.


So I pay for the gas with cash and turn right around to go
look for the wallet. I walked miles of Hwy. 51 until it got
dark then got a room at the little motel closest to the scene
of the flat, paid cash, of course, and then settled in to watch
the All Star game.


Next morning I walk more miles of Hwy. 51, but no luck. Went
to the tire store in Woodruff and bought a new tire, paid cash,
of course, and took an accounting. No driver's license, no
credit cards, dwindling cash and 500 miles from home. (insert
foul language of choice ;-)


I called the Vilas county sheriff's office, described the
wallet etc., because I though having a police report on file
couldn't hurt if I got stopped by a trooper on the way home
and couldn't produce a license.


So, over a 1000 miles driven and I never wet a line.


Lessons learned;


Take more cash, WAY more cash than you think you'll need and
install the AAA Roadside Assistance app on the iPhone. (After
trying to navigate phone hell I thought there has to be an app
for this. There is.)


It was a leaky valve stem, I'd have been fine if I had noticed
the slow leak before I drove the tire to death.


Worst TR ever.


Well, gee, you'd think that if these friggin' iFruitphones were so smart, it'd
tell you that you left your wallet on the roof of the car...hell, I sorta
figured that ol' handJobs would know where each of his vict...er, "customers"
wallets was at ALL times...


There ought to be an app for that,
R


Apple crushed on earnings today, blowing past even the most optimistic
street estimates.

App that.


Amazing, ain't it.

Shows what trendiness can do.

cheers

oz, two cups and a string

[email protected] July 21st, 2010 03:42 PM

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On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:23:22 -0700 (PDT), "
wrote:

On Jul 20, 10:31*am, wrote:


Well, gee, you'd think that if these friggin' iFruitphones were so smart, it'd
tell you that you left your wallet on the roof of the car...hell, I sorta
figured that ol' handJobs would know where each of his vict...er, "customers"
wallets was at ALL times...

There ought to be an app for that,
R


Apple crushed on earnings today, blowing past even the most optimistic
street estimates.


One word - "Enron."

App that.


App THAT.

....any company that charts like Apple and has a CEO that lies like Jobs is a
potential trainwreck for most but the insider assholes like handJobs...he is
nothing but a scam artist...

Hold it by the corners, put a lambskin on it, and stand on one foot - left foot
only - facing SSW to get a signal because, well, all, er, "smart"phones are that
way...and people actually fall for horse manure like that...it's a shame the
vict...er, customers aren't as smart as the phone is supposed to be...

You fruity types are like a fat sorority girl (or Obamaniacs, a surprisingly
overlapping group, I might add...)...you're so desperate you'll swallow anything
and gladly take it up the ass, as long as the lie you desperately want to
believe is being whispered in your ear...

HTH,
R



rw July 21st, 2010 04:40 PM

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On 7/21/10 8:42 AM, wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:23:22 -0700 (PDT), "
wrote:

On Jul 20, 10:31 am, wrote:


Well, gee, you'd think that if these friggin' iFruitphones were so smart, it'd
tell you that you left your wallet on the roof of the car...hell, I sorta
figured that ol' handJobs would know where each of his vict...er, "customers"
wallets was at ALL times...

There ought to be an app for that,
R


Apple crushed on earnings today, blowing past even the most optimistic
street estimates.


One word - "Enron."

App that.


App THAT.

...any company that charts like Apple and has a CEO that lies like Jobs is a
potential trainwreck for most but the insider assholes like handJobs...he is
nothing but a scam artist...

Hold it by the corners, put a lambskin on it, and stand on one foot - left foot
only - facing SSW to get a signal because, well, all, er, "smart"phones are that
way...and people actually fall for horse manure like that...it's a shame the
vict...er, customers aren't as smart as the phone is supposed to be...

You fruity types are like a fat sorority girl (or Obamaniacs, a surprisingly
overlapping group, I might add...)...you're so desperate you'll swallow anything
and gladly take it up the ass, as long as the lie you desperately want to
believe is being whispered in your ear...

HTH,
R



Actually, I'm quite happy with the millions of dollars Apple has made
for me. Thanks you very much, Steve Jobs.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

D. LaCourse July 21st, 2010 07:40 PM

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On 2010-07-21 11:40:17 -0400, rw said:


Actually, I'm quite happy with the millions of dollars Apple has made
for me. Thanks you very much, Steve Jobs.


Amen!






[email protected] July 21st, 2010 10:25 PM

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On Wed, 21 Jul 2010 09:40:17 -0600, rw wrote:

On 7/21/10 8:42 AM, wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:23:22 -0700 (PDT), "
wrote:

On Jul 20, 10:31 am, wrote:


Well, gee, you'd think that if these friggin' iFruitphones were so smart, it'd
tell you that you left your wallet on the roof of the car...hell, I sorta
figured that ol' handJobs would know where each of his vict...er, "customers"
wallets was at ALL times...

There ought to be an app for that,
R

Apple crushed on earnings today, blowing past even the most optimistic
street estimates.


One word - "Enron."

App that.


App THAT.

...any company that charts like Apple and has a CEO that lies like Jobs is a
potential trainwreck for most but the insider assholes like handJobs...he is
nothing but a scam artist...

Hold it by the corners, put a lambskin on it, and stand on one foot - left foot
only - facing SSW to get a signal because, well, all, er, "smart"phones are that
way...and people actually fall for horse manure like that...it's a shame the
vict...er, customers aren't as smart as the phone is supposed to be...

You fruity types are like a fat sorority girl (or Obamaniacs, a surprisingly
overlapping group, I might add...)...you're so desperate you'll swallow anything
and gladly take it up the ass, as long as the lie you desperately want to
believe is being whispered in your ear...

HTH,
R



Actually, I'm quite happy with the millions of dollars Apple has made
for me. Thanks you very much, Steve Jobs.


Why do I have the distinct feeling that you really aren't...

IAC, what a heartwarming story...one brother, not very bright or sophisticated,
and with pretty poor social skills, goes on to do some pretty weird things...and
the smarter, more sophisticated and decent one wins the Medal of Honor, starts a
shrimp company, runs across the country and has a movie made about his life...

Some lives are like a box of chocolates and others are apparently like a box of
rotten plastic apples...that don't work properly...

HTH,
R

rw July 21st, 2010 10:37 PM

Up and back
 
On 7/21/10 3:25 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 21 Jul 2010 09:40:17 -0600, wrote:

On 7/21/10 8:42 AM,
wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:23:22 -0700 (PDT), "
wrote:

On Jul 20, 10:31 am, wrote:

Well, gee, you'd think that if these friggin' iFruitphones were so smart, it'd
tell you that you left your wallet on the roof of the car...hell, I sorta
figured that ol' handJobs would know where each of his vict...er, "customers"
wallets was at ALL times...

There ought to be an app for that,
R

Apple crushed on earnings today, blowing past even the most optimistic
street estimates.

One word - "Enron."

App that.

App THAT.

...any company that charts like Apple and has a CEO that lies like Jobs is a
potential trainwreck for most but the insider assholes like handJobs...he is
nothing but a scam artist...

Hold it by the corners, put a lambskin on it, and stand on one foot - left foot
only - facing SSW to get a signal because, well, all, er, "smart"phones are that
way...and people actually fall for horse manure like that...it's a shame the
vict...er, customers aren't as smart as the phone is supposed to be...

You fruity types are like a fat sorority girl (or Obamaniacs, a surprisingly
overlapping group, I might add...)...you're so desperate you'll swallow anything
and gladly take it up the ass, as long as the lie you desperately want to
believe is being whispered in your ear...

HTH,
R



Actually, I'm quite happy with the millions of dollars Apple has made
for me. Thanks you very much, Steve Jobs.


Why do I have the distinct feeling that you really aren't...


Because you're a ridiculous fool?

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

D. LaCourse July 21st, 2010 10:47 PM

Up and back
 
On 2010-07-21 17:37:41 -0400, rw said:

On 7/21/10 3:25 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 21 Jul 2010 09:40:17 -0600, wrote:

On 7/21/10 8:42 AM,
wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:23:22 -0700 (PDT), "
wrote:

On Jul 20, 10:31 am, wrote:

Well, gee, you'd think that if these friggin' iFruitphones were so smart, it'd
tell you that you left your wallet on the roof of the car...hell, I sorta
figured that ol' handJobs would know where each of his vict...er, "customers"
wallets was at ALL times...

There ought to be an app for that,
R

Apple crushed on earnings today, blowing past even the most optimistic
street estimates.

One word - "Enron."

App that.

App THAT.

...any company that charts like Apple and has a CEO that lies like Jobs is a
potential trainwreck for most but the insider assholes like handJobs...he is
nothing but a scam artist...

Hold it by the corners, put a lambskin on it, and stand on one foot - left foot
only - facing SSW to get a signal because, well, all, er, "smart"phones
are that
way...and people actually fall for horse manure like that...it's a shame the
vict...er, customers aren't as smart as the phone is supposed to be...

You fruity types are like a fat sorority girl (or Obamaniacs, a surprisingly
overlapping group, I might add...)...you're so desperate you'll swallow
anything
and gladly take it up the ass, as long as the lie you desperately want to
believe is being whispered in your ear...

HTH,
R



Actually, I'm quite happy with the millions of dollars Apple has made
for me. Thanks you very much, Steve Jobs.


Why do I have the distinct feeling that you really aren't...


Because you're a ridiculous fool?


d;o)





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