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Yeah, this ain't some bait chuckin' babe posting, so if you don't like it you
can eat my shorts. "Shorts" - is that okay to say here, or will someone get all huffy cuz I mentioned my undergarments? ;-) I took off early from work today for an hour or two of quality time at the river. It turns out it was quality time, indeed. Absolutely no one else showed up the entire 2 hours I fished, and the weather and water couldn't have been better. The winning fly of the day was Josh Rosenblat's Olive Hare's Ear Nymph ( http://tinyurl.com/3gz4k ) - thanks Joshua. Caught two nice 14" 'bows on that fly right where George told me the fish would be. Of course, I didn't know he told me that until I got back from fishing and checked my email - must be that telepathy thingy. I tried to take a photo of one to share, but after bringing the fish to hand twice while I tried to snap a photo, I decided I'd better just quit stressing the fish and let it go. Fortunately, it still had plenty of fight after the third time. I'll get better at camera juggling as the year progresses, but these were my first trout of the year so cut me some slack. :) -- TL, Tim http://css.sbcma.com/timj |
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"Greg Pavlov" wrote in message ... On Mon, 17 May 2004 23:26:18 GMT, "Tim J." wrote: "Shorts" - is that okay to say here, or will someone get all huffy cuz I mentioned my undergarments? ;-) Thatdepends: are you getting married in Mass this week ? I already got married once; I don't think my heart could take it in mass. -- TL, Tim (. . . and, yes, there's quite a circus going on over here. . . ) http://css.sbcma.com/timj |
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"Greg Pavlov" wrote... "Tim J." wrote: (. . . and, yes, there's quite a circus going on over here. . . ) I think it's great. You can think it's great or think it's not, but we *still* have a circus going on over here. The media blitz is *incredible*! You'd think there was no other news worthy of reporting. Of course, you probably think it's great 'cause you're in NY. ;-) -- TL, Tim ------------------------ http://css.sbcma.com/timj |
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Tim J. wrote:
Yeah, this ain't some bait chuckin' babe posting, so if you don't like it you can eat my shorts. "Shorts" - is that okay to say here, or will someone get all huffy cuz I mentioned my undergarments? ;-) Intent is everything. I'm assuming that unlike Daisy Mae's swimsuit tale your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts. On the other hand, you ARE posting from Massachusetts, aren't you. ;-) -- Ken Fortenberry- retiring to the bathroom to wash my mind out with soap |
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote... Tim J. wrote: Yeah, this ain't some bait chuckin' babe posting, so if you don't like it you can eat my shorts. "Shorts" - is that okay to say here, or will someone get all huffy cuz I mentioned my undergarments? ;-) Intent is everything. I'm assuming that unlike Daisy Mae's swimsuit tale your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts. Hmmm, no, that thought hadn't occured to me. However, being that most women are much more detail oriented, is it possible that wasn't snakefiddler's intent either? On the other hand, you ARE posting from Massachusetts, aren't you. ;-) On the other hand, you ARE reading this in Chambana, aren't you? ;-) Ken Fortenberry- retiring to the bathroom to wash my mind out with soap It could be too late. Once the stain has set it's difficult to remove. :) -- TL, Tim ------------------------ http://css.sbcma.com/timj |
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"Greg Pavlov" wrote... "Tim J." wrote: You can think it's great or think it's not, but we *still* have a circus going on over here. The media blitz is *incredible*! You'd think there was no other news worthy of reporting. I didn't deny the circus part. There is other news, and it's deadly, but people are tired of it and since it's far away and doesn't directly impinge on most of us, it's not too difficult to put out of sight & out of mind. One of the downsides of living in a once-rich country that can afford, for a while longer, to fight wars with volunteers and delay payment for a generation or two. It doesn't hurt enough of us enough to make us think twice before jumping in. Now that I placed that soapbox under your feet, is there anything else I can do to make you more comfortable? ;-) Of course, you probably think it's great 'cause you're in NY. ;-) We had our own little uprisings by a few mayors in a few towns but they petered out. That seems an odd phrase to use in this circumstance. :) -- TL, Tim ------------------------ http://css.sbcma.com/timj |
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Tim J. wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote... Intent is everything. I'm assuming that unlike Daisy Mae's swimsuit tale your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts. Hmmm, no, that thought hadn't occured to me. However, being that most women are much more detail oriented, is it possible that wasn't snakefiddler's intent either? It's possible, of course, and if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their asses on the ground every time they took a step. -- Ken Fortenberry |
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On Tue, 18 May 2004 14:54:50 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote: and if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their asses on the ground every time they took a step. Wings help while walking, eh? A bit of constructive criticism: it would make more sense to say "all the time" instead of "every time they took a step". -- Charlie... |
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Charlie Choc wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote: and if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their asses on the ground every time they took a step. Wings help while walking, eh? A bit of constructive criticism: it would make more sense to say "all the time" instead of "every time they took a step". Thanks for your thoughtful criticism, but I can't take credit for that classic country adage and while your version does indeed make more sense, I'm loath to fiddle with the classics. -- Ken Fortenberry |
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On Tue, 18 May 2004 17:11:48 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote: I'm loath to fiddle with the classics. At least get it right, then, and use "hopped" or "landed" in place of "took a step". -- Charlie... |
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Charlie Choc wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote: I'm loath to fiddle with the classics. At least get it right, then, ... That was the Guntersville, Alabama version as handed down by my grandfather. I got it right the first time and I didn't have to look it up on the Internet either. -- Ken Fortenberry |
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On Tue, 18 May 2004 17:28:19 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote: and I didn't have to look it up on the Internet either. You didn't have to post it on the 'Internet' either. g -- Charlie... |
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"Charlie Choc" wrote in message
... You didn't have to post it on the 'Internet' either. g -- Charlie... Why the scary quotes on Internet? Just curious. |
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On Tue, 18 May 2004 19:46:56 GMT, "Stan Gula"
wrote: "Charlie Choc" wrote in message .. . You didn't have to post it on the 'Internet' either. g -- Charlie... Why the scary quotes on Internet? Just curious. Scary quotes? You mean the "'" for a little emphasis? -- Charlie... |
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message .com... Tim J. wrote: Yeah, this ain't some bait chuckin' babe posting, so if you don't like it you can eat my shorts. "Shorts" - is that okay to say here, or will someone get all huffy cuz I mentioned my undergarments? ;-) Intent is everything. I'm assuming that unlike Daisy Mae's swimsuit tale there you go again-missin the point. it was a fishin tale your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts. i can promise you forty, that if my intent was to "titallate" i would have included details that surely would have left no question in anyone's mind as to intent. seems your imagination is working overtme. :-) you don't even know what i or my swimsuit look like, but you must certainly have conjured up quite a image in your own mind's eye....... besides, i am particular about with whom i share *titillating* images- and that wouldn't include you On the other hand, you ARE posting from Massachusetts, aren't you. ;-) -- Ken Fortenberry- retiring to the bathroom to wash my mind out with soap i think that might be a good idea..... snakefiddler |
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"snakefiddler" wrote... "Ken Fortenberry" wrote... your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts. i can promise you forty, that if my intent was to "titallate" i would have included details that surely would have left no question in anyone's mind as to intent. seems your imagination is working overtme. :-) you don't even know what i or my swimsuit look like, but you must certainly have conjured up quite a image in your own mind's eye....... besides, i am particular about with whom i share *titillating* images- and that wouldn't include you Yeah, yeah - get to the point: what are you wearing right now? ;-) -- TL, Tim ------------------------ http://css.sbcma.com/timj |
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"Tim J." wrote in message ... "snakefiddler" wrote... "Ken Fortenberry" wrote... your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts. i can promise you forty, that if my intent was to "titallate" i would have included details that surely would have left no question in anyone's mind as to intent. seems your imagination is working overtme. :-) you don't even know what i or my swimsuit look like, but you must certainly have conjured up quite a image in your own mind's eye....... besides, i am particular about with whom i share *titillating* images- and that wouldn't include you Yeah, yeah - get to the point: what are you wearing right now? ;-) -- TL, Tim ------------------------ http://css.sbcma.com/timj i would tell you, but i don't want to get anyone too excited, but here's a hint- i just came in from fishin ;-) snake- (****- did i give it away?) |
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"snakefiddler" wrote in message ... snake- (****- did i give it away?) At least give us cut & color, then we can really let our minds go... If there were any misting waterfalls near by on this trip, that would be helpful too! ;) JT |
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Jeff Taylor wrote:
At least give us cut & color, then we can really let our minds go... If there were any misting waterfalls near by on this trip, that would be helpful too! ;) That was LAST trip. ;-) -- Ken Fortenberry |
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"Jeff Taylor" wrote in message ... "snakefiddler" wrote in message ... snake- (****- did i give it away?) At least give us cut & color, then we can really let our minds go... If there were any misting waterfalls near by on this trip, that would be helpful too! ;) JT no waterfalls this trip. just a sparkling lake surrounded by the beautiful blue ridge mountains, which i am so fortunate to have in my "backyard"- the inclusion of the waterfall in my previous trip report was intended as an opportunity to brag on this part of north carolina that *i* call *god's country*, although i have heard chapel hill referred to as such. -no contest! sorry- no info on cut and color, though ;-) you'll just have to be satisfied with descriptions of the *real* beauty worth lookin at out here........... |
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message .com... snakefiddler wrote: "Ken Fortenberry" wrote: Intent is everything. I'm assuming that unlike Daisy Mae's swimsuit tale your intent is not to titillate us ... i can promise you forty, that if my intent was to "titallate" i would have included details that surely would have left no question in anyone's mind as to intent. ... Save your promises, dearie, for someone who is amused by your breathless, ditzy cuteness. There was, and is, no question in my mind as to your intent. And why did you enclose a perfectly apt word in quotes and then misspell it ? -- Ken Fortenberry cause, i'm a lousy speller, and i'm on break from school right now, so i really don't give a ****. snake |
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"Charlie Choc" wrote in message ... On Tue, 18 May 2004 19:46:56 GMT, "Stan Gula" wrote: "Charlie Choc" wrote in message .. . You didn't have to post it on the 'Internet' either. g -- Charlie... Why the scary quotes on Internet? Just curious. Scary quotes? You mean the "'" for a little emphasis? "yeah" I assume you're differentiating between Internet and Usenet? --riverman (PS What about a miniclave at the San Juan around July 18-20 or so? I arrive in Phoenix that weekend, and you might be on the way home from the WC) |
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On Wed, 19 May 2004 09:25:59 +0100, "riverman"
wrote: (PS What about a miniclave at the San Juan around July 18-20 or so? I arrive in Phoenix that weekend, and you might be on the way home from the WC) How long will you be in Phoenix? I've been thinking about going up to Rock Creek the week after the clave and heading back later that week, so around the 23rd or so would be better for me. -- Charlie... |
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"Charlie Choc" wrote in message ... On Wed, 19 May 2004 09:25:59 +0100, "riverman" wrote: (PS What about a miniclave at the San Juan around July 18-20 or so? I arrive in Phoenix that weekend, and you might be on the way home from the WC) How long will you be in Phoenix? I've been thinking about going up to Rock Creek the week after the clave and heading back later that week, so around the 23rd or so would be better for me. I'm actually enroute to Flagstaff. I arrive in PHX on July 17, and fly back to this side of the pond from PHX on August 3. I'm available to meet up and fish any time in that window. Another option to the Juan is to do a canoe float/camp on the Colorado below Glen Canyon Dam. Recently, I've started drooling over Taylor Creek in Colorado, but that might be a bit far from Flag for this summer. If you want to meet up around the 23rd, I'll just do some errands that first week and then plan on taking the some days off and fishing. That works quite well for me. --myron |
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On Wed, 19 May 2004 11:47:29 +0100, "riverman"
wrote: If you want to meet up around the 23rd, I'll just do some errands that first week and then plan on taking the some days off and fishing. That works quite well for me. Let's think about the 23rd or 24th then. Maybe Bruiser an/or some other folks down that way would be interested too. -- Charlie... |
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It's gonna be great gettin' to see ya again! Oct. is just around the
corner. Mark "Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message .com... snakefiddler wrote: "Ken Fortenberry" wrote: Intent is everything. I'm assuming that unlike Daisy Mae's swimsuit tale your intent is not to titillate us ... i can promise you forty, that if my intent was to "titallate" i would have included details that surely would have left no question in anyone's mind as to intent. ... Save your promises, dearie, for someone who is amused by your breathless, ditzy cuteness. There was, and is, no question in my mind as to your intent. And why did you enclose a perfectly apt word in quotes and then misspell it ? -- Ken Fortenberry |
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Ken Fortenberry wrote in message y.com...
There was, and is, no question in my mind as to your intent. Ahh, the classic chasm between the male and female minds... Ken, I'm surprised you don't understand it yet, I woulda pegged you for a female-perspective-aware kinda guy. Interpreting women's intents through a male mind is always gonna get you in trouble :-) Jon. (and snake, probably 99% of the male readers did have a testosterone moment when they read that line in your TR. It wouldn't hurt to be aware of that :-) |
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"Jonathan Cook" wrote... Ken Fortenberry wrote... There was, and is, no question in my mind as to your intent. Ahh, the classic chasm between the male and female minds... Ken, I'm surprised you don't understand it yet, I woulda pegged you for a female-perspective-aware kinda guy. Interpreting women's intents through a male mind is always gonna get you in trouble :-) Jon. (and snake, probably 99% of the male readers did have a testosterone moment when they read that line in your TR. It wouldn't hurt to be aware of that :-) As my eyes read these softly glistening words in the warm morning sun, and I slowly touched my hand to my silky screen, I came to the realization in the deep, damp chasm of my mind that "bathing suit" must be one of the most enjoyably pleasurable and thought provoking phrases teasing the modern male today. ;-) What a sick bunch-o-puppies we guys can be, eh? -- TL, Tim ------------------------ http://css.sbcma.com/timj |
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Jonathan Cook wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote: There was, and is, no question in my mind as to your intent. Ahh, the classic chasm between the male and female minds... Ken, I'm surprised you don't understand it yet, I woulda pegged you for a female-perspective-aware kinda guy. Interpreting women's intents through a male mind is always gonna get you in trouble :-) Jon. (and snake, probably 99% of the male readers did have a testosterone moment when they read that line in your TR. It wouldn't hurt to be aware of that :-) Well, it's not like "intent to titillate" is a crime or anything, but I know it when I see it and all that "Who, ME ?" bull**** is as phony as a ten dollar Rolex. -- Ken Fortenberry |
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"Tim J." wrote in message ... Jon. (and snake, probably 99% of the male readers did have a testosterone moment when they read that line in your TR. It wouldn't hurt to be aware of that :-) As my eyes read these softly glistening words in the warm morning sun, and I slowly touched my hand to my silky screen, I came to the realization in the deep, damp chasm of my mind that "bathing suit" must be one of the most enjoyably pleasurable and thought provoking phrases teasing the modern male today. ;-) What a sick bunch-o-puppies we guys can be, eh? Oh Yeah. Jon put his finger right on the button, there. --riverman |
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Mark H. Bowen wrote:
It's gonna be great gettin' to see ya again! Oct. is just around the corner. So I'm reading the paper this morning and I get to an article that describes nuisance critters crawling out after a long absence and clamoring loudly for sex. What's THIS, Opie and Daisy Mae in the Times ? Nah, turns out they were talking about cicadas. Welcome back, you crazy cracker. -- Ken Fortenberry |
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"Jonathan Cook" wrote in message
m... Jon. (and snake, probably 99% of the male readers did have a testosterone moment when they read that line in your TR. OK, I'll admit to being the guy that just shrugged it off. It didn't even register. But fishing with Timmaay tomorrow? Man, that gets me hot. |
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"Stan Gula" wrote in message ... "Jonathan Cook" wrote in message m... Jon. (and snake, probably 99% of the male readers did have a testosterone moment when they read that line in your TR. OK, I'll admit to being the guy that just shrugged it off. It didn't even register. But fishing with Timmaay tomorrow? Man, that gets me hot. Hmmmm. What are you wearing right now? -- TL, Tim ------------------------ http://css.sbcma.com/timj |
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"Tim J." wrote in message ... "Stan Gula" wrote in message ... "Jonathan Cook" wrote in message m... Jon. (and snake, probably 99% of the male readers did have a testosterone moment when they read that line in your TR. OK, I'll admit to being the guy that just shrugged it off. It didn't even register. THANK YOU -you mean you got the *point of the post?!* But fishing with Timmaay tomorrow? Man, that gets me hot. Hmmmm. What are you wearing right now? -- TL, Tim ------------------------ http://css.sbcma.com/timj most excellent guys ;-)) snake |
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"Tim J." wrote in message ... "Jonathan Cook" wrote... Ken Fortenberry wrote... There was, and is, no question in my mind as to your intent. Ahh, the classic chasm between the male and female minds... Ken, I'm surprised you don't understand it yet, I woulda pegged you for a female-perspective-aware kinda guy. Interpreting women's intents through a male mind is always gonna get you in trouble :-) Jon. (and snake, probably 99% of the male readers did have a testosterone moment when they read that line in your TR. It wouldn't hurt to be aware of that :-) jeez, whoda thunk it? As my eyes read these softly glistening words in the warm morning sun, and I slowly touched my hand to my silky screen, I came to the realization in the deep, damp chasm of my mind that "bathing suit" must be one of the most enjoyably pleasurable and thought provoking phrases teasing the modern male today. ;-) ya'll so lost me on that. now, i could see if i had given a deatailed description of a skin baring bikini........... but then i forget that ya'll's imaginations are always working overtime! ;-) snakefiddler What a sick bunch-o-puppies we guys can be, eh? -- TL, Tim ------------------------ http://css.sbcma.com/timj |
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Stan Gula wrote:
"Jonathan Cook" wrote: (and snake, probably 99% of the male readers did have a testosterone moment when they read that line in your TR. OK, I'll admit to being the guy that just shrugged it off. It didn't even register. But fishing with Timmaay tomorrow? Man, that gets me hot. If you two strip down to your swimsuits and sunbathe next to the waterfall, (not that there's anything wrong with that ;-), I hope to hell you omit that part of the narrative from your TR. ;-) -- Ken Fortenberry |
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message .com... Stan Gula wrote: "Jonathan Cook" wrote: (and snake, probably 99% of the male readers did have a testosterone moment when they read that line in your TR. OK, I'll admit to being the guy that just shrugged it off. It didn't even register. But fishing with Timmaay tomorrow? Man, that gets me hot. If you two strip down to your swimsuits and sunbathe next to the waterfall, (not that there's anything wrong with that ;-), I hope to hell you omit that part of the narrative from your TR. ;-) I take it you're looking for photos? -- TL, Tim http://css.sbcma.com/timj |
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Tim J. wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote: If you two strip down to your swimsuits and sunbathe next to the waterfall, (not that there's anything wrong with that ;-), I hope to hell you omit that part of the narrative from your TR. ;-) I take it you're looking for photos? Would that be alt.binaries.beerbellies or alt.binaries.fatguys ? ;-) -- Ken Fortenberry |
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On Wed, 19 May 2004 18:46:01 -0400, "snakefiddler"
wrote: Jon. (and snake, probably 99% of the male readers did have a testosterone moment when they read that line in your TR. It wouldn't hurt to be aware of that :-) jeez, whoda thunk it? I wouldn't have. But then I tend to wear a swim suit and a big shirt when fishing and no one's ever looked as if he were having a testosterone moment when I ran into them in camp or on the river. The ravages of age might have something to do with it. I get more reaction from not wearing wading boots, but that's not testosterone, that's a worry about my criminal carelessness. -- rbc:vixen,Minnow Goddess,Willow Watcher,and all that sort of thing. Often taunted by trout. Only a fool would refuse to believe in luck. Only a damn fool would rely on it. http://www.visi.com/~cyli |
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