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Hi guys,

Penns was fun. I'm gonna write a TR once I've had some sleeeeep.
Have been awake for 30+ hours of which I spent 9 hours in an airplane.
As I'm a tall guy I can tell you that the flight wasn't all that enjoyable,
those planes weren't built for passengers with long legs.

/Roger
Tired....Zzzzzzz

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"Roger Ohlund" wrote in message
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Hi guys,

Penns was fun. I'm gonna write a TR once I've had some sleeeeep.
Have been awake for 30+ hours of which I spent 9 hours in an airplane.
As I'm a tall guy I can tell you that the flight wasn't all that
enjoyable,
those planes weren't built for passengers with long legs.

Welcome back home, Roger! We really want to see your TR soon!

OsmoJ

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Roger Penns was fun. I'm gonna write a TR once I've had some
Roger sleeeeep. Have been awake for 30+ hours of which I spent 9
Roger hours in an airplane. As I'm a tall guy I can tell you that
Roger the flight wasn't all that enjoyable, those planes weren't
Roger built for passengers with long legs.

Glad to hear that you're back ok and had a good trip.

I read some of the reports and it seems that you made quite an
impression. Well, anybody can do that, but it also seems that the
impression was _good_. :-)

Looking forward to a trip report. And seeing you cast in the Swedish
clave this year (quite a few people mentioned those skills).

--
Jarmo Hurri

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NINE


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick

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Mike wrote:
NINE

That was mean. Did you say NINE?
--
Frank Reid
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Frank wrote:
That was mean. Did you say NINE?

I'm confused...you mean like NINE FISH...
in one evening?
Tom

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"Tom Littleton" wrote in message
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Frank wrote:
That was mean. Did you say NINE?

I'm confused...you mean like NINE FISH...
in one evening?
Tom

Does this have something to do with the fly being tangled up? Is that what
NINE FISH is all about?

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"Tim Carter" wrote in message
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"Tom Littleton" wrote in message
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Frank wrote:
That was mean. Did you say NINE?

I'm confused...you mean like NINE FISH...
in one evening?
Tom

Does this have something to do with the fly being tangled up? Is that
what
NINE FISH is all about?



Bastids, all of you ;-)

/Roger

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NINE...

Mike wrote:

NINE


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick

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"Roger Ohlund" wrote in message
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Bastids, all of you ;-)

All of them? All NINE of them? :)

Wolfgang

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"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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NINE...

Mike wrote:

NINE


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick



Ohhhh!! NINE!

--riverman
(not one to be left out, ya know)

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"Jarmo Hurri" wrote in message
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I read some of the reports and it seems that you made quite an
impression. Well, anybody can do that, but it also seems that the
impression was _good_. :-)

Yes Jarmo, Roger made a fine impression. A true gentleman, well spoken on a
wide variety of subjects.

Now, I have a daughter, a fine and comely lass with not a bit of malice in
her heart.

Her pleasant nature bids her perform all tasks assigned to her with
happiness and a willingness to please.

Her heart has no room for malice or the bearing of grudges.

Of a tall stature and shapely figure she is quite pleasing to the eyes and I
expect her to add another inch to her height and the same to her not already
inconsiderable frontal projection.

Normally a man would hide this treasure as her bride price alone would keep
a modest man in comfort throughout his retirement years, but I am of limited
life expectancy and am desirous of placing her in an advantageous situation.

Tell me, in your culture would one contact Roger's parents or is there a
headmaster or headmistress who handles such matters in the village?

I might add her teeth are excellent (the braces come off today) and her
grades are excellent.

John (ever seeking financing for the Lapland Clave)

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snippage
I might add her teeth are excellent (the braces come off today) and her
grades are excellent.

John (ever seeking financing for the Lapland Clave)

I'll see your single, and raise you my pair of beautiful children.
Intelligent beauties both, the younger is quite handy with a needle and
thread and a National Honor Society member. As a matter of fact, she is
also handy with the fly tying vise and can play numerous musical
instruments (Tri-M Modern Music Masters) to entertain during those
lonely Lapland nights. The elder daughter, comely of face and figure,
is an accomplished martini mixer and journalist.
--
Frank Reid (thinking this should get me to the Lapland Clave and a trip
to New Zealand)
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"Asadi" wrote...
"Jarmo Hurri" wrote...

I read some of the reports and it seems that you made quite an
impression. Well, anybody can do that, but it also seems that the
impression was _good_. :-)

Yes Jarmo, Roger made a fine impression. A true gentleman, well spoken on a
wide variety of subjects.

Now, I have a daughter, a fine and comely lass with not a bit of malice in
her heart.

Her pleasant nature bids her perform all tasks assigned to her with
happiness and a willingness to please.

Her heart has no room for malice or the bearing of grudges.

Of a tall stature and shapely figure she is quite pleasing to the eyes and I
expect her to add another inch to her height and the same to her not already
inconsiderable frontal projection.

Normally a man would hide this treasure as her bride price alone would keep
a modest man in comfort throughout his retirement years, but I am of limited
life expectancy and am desirous of placing her in an advantageous situation.

Tell me, in your culture would one contact Roger's parents or is there a
headmaster or headmistress who handles such matters in the village?

I might add her teeth are excellent (the braces come off today) and her
grades are excellent.

John (ever seeking financing for the Lapland Clave)

Now THAT'S funny!
--
TL,
Tim
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Asadi Yes Jarmo, Roger made a fine impression. A true gentleman, well
Asadi spoken on a wide variety of subjects.

Asadi Now, I have a daughter, a fine and comely lass with not a bit
Asadi of malice in her heart.

Asadi Tell me, in your culture would one contact Roger's parents or
Asadi is there a headmaster or headmistress who handles such matters
Asadi in the village?

Asadi John (ever seeking financing for the Lapland Clave)

Ahem, a delicate matter.

In _my_ culture large amounts of alcohol would usually be
necessary. Everything else would take care of itself.

In Roger's culture... Well, our understanding - as a loving neighbor -
is that over there everything needs to be decided as one big
family. That is, a consensus is needed. So go there, gather all the
people from the village and start an open discussion.

On the other hand, if you get there you've already achieved what you
wanted to, so you can forget about the town meeting. And leave your
daughter at home.

Well, there is the small matter of getting back...

--
Jarmo Hurri

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"Warren" wrote


Are you sure? The Great Defender of Womanhood has not spoken
yet.....


dammit, warren, i had to appear in court this morning for a continuance
motion--i can't be in two places at one time!
\
now, then, how do i help? does some lass need ...defending?

yfitons
wayno

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"Warren" wrote in message
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wrote...

"Warren" wrote


Are you sure? The Great Defender of Womanhood has not spoken
yet.....


dammit, warren, i had to appear in court this morning for a
continuance
motion--i can't be in two places at one time!
\
now, then, how do i help? does some lass need ...defending?

There are too many out there to list.... From teenage girls, women
firefighters to cowardly female deranged lunatics with small dicks
that feel a need to carry guns everywhere they go...... They
shouldn't be hard to find! I am surprised that you are resorting to
the role of "ambulance chaser" and bet BJ would be ****ed if he ever
found out. BSEG

I think I know *just* the right type of client for you though. Her
name is Anne and she is charged with being widowed, blonde, about
5'4 and damn good looking for a woman in her 40's. I'll make the
proper introductions, but I expect a referral fee and expect you to
prove that you are more qualified to represent her! A twelver of
the beer of my choice, you accompanying me for a float on the Upper
Madison and you finding happiness in life should cover my fee. ;-)

Your Fellow Traveller,

Ah! I see now why you wanted to let that other thread die! You
figured that everybody was probably tired of it and thus they weren't
reading it anymore. So, you bring it over here in the hope that
everyone will take a while to figure out what's happened and we can
keep alive for a while longer.

VERY clever! :)

O.k., I'm in.

Wolfgang
have i mentioned that the boy just WILL NOT learn?

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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"Warren" wrote in message
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wrote...

"Warren" wrote


Are you sure? The Great Defender of Womanhood has not spoken
yet.....


dammit, warren, i had to appear in court this morning for a
continuance
motion--i can't be in two places at one time!
\
now, then, how do i help? does some lass need ...defending?

There are too many out there to list.... From teenage girls, women
firefighters to cowardly female deranged lunatics with small dicks
that feel a need to carry guns everywhere they go...... They
shouldn't be hard to find! I am surprised that you are resorting to
the role of "ambulance chaser" and bet BJ would be ****ed if he ever
found out. BSEG

I think I know *just* the right type of client for you though. Her
name is Anne and she is charged with being widowed, blonde, about
5'4 and damn good looking for a woman in her 40's. I'll make the
proper introductions, but I expect a referral fee and expect you to
prove that you are more qualified to represent her! A twelver of
the beer of my choice, you accompanying me for a float on the Upper
Madison and you finding happiness in life should cover my fee. ;-)

Your Fellow Traveller,

Ah! I see now why you wanted to let that other thread die! You
figured that everybody was probably tired of it and thus they weren't
reading it anymore. So, you bring it over here in the hope that
everyone will take a while to figure out what's happened and we can
keep alive for a while longer.

VERY clever! :)

O.k., I'm in.

Wolfgang
have i mentioned that the boy just WILL NOT learn?

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"Warren" wrote


I think I know *just* the right type of client for you though. Her
name is Anne and she is charged with being widowed, blonde, about
5'4 and damn good looking for a woman in her 40's.

an interesting case; but i must say i have a soft spot for greeks, and
the odd black irish.

I'll make the
proper introductions, but I expect a referral fee and expect you to
prove that you are more qualified to represent her!

that's easily done.

A twelver of
the beer of my choice, you accompanying me for a float on the Upper
Madison and you finding happiness in life should cover my fee. ;-)

damn, man, you *are* the hardass to the end; but i suppose i will have
to accept.

Your Fellow Traveller,

Warren

well, you are right about that part.

yfitons
wayno

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Wayne Harrison wrote:
"Wolfgang" wrote:
"Warren" wrote:
wrote...
"Warren" wrote:
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snip
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Ah! ...

..
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A most appropriate response.

--
Ken Fortenberry

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Ah Frank, but you have the upper hand.

I'm sure a gardener as wise as Roger (the gardener able to pluck the FRUIT
at the moment of his liking) would not be interested in what I have to
offer.

My daughter is but a waif, not nearly so, so, wise, or so, so, schooled, or
so, so, OLD.

I remember when I told her we would not be going to the Lapland Clave ( I
had planned to take the family), and she was so, so, sad. She loves the
outdoors- I remember when she caught her first fish, on a FLYROD.

She had so hoped for some FAIR PRINCE to finally show her a reindeer . . .

But alas, her complexion dooms her. Although fair of skin there is the
slight, hardly noticeable but there, trace of wildflower honey and those
long, long, eyelashes do nothing but accent the naturally wavy locks that
cascade about her shoulders, highlighting her big brown eyes - her
PASSIONATE Latin heritage is blatantly obvious to the subtle connoisseur.

She has dreams as do all maidens, and she fears she will never find a fair
prince to show her the land of the ETERNAL SUN.

Her poor loving heart breaks with the agony of knowing that she might never
know the loving arts as practiced within the bounds of matrimony. At night
she sobs, "Am I ever to remain a VIRGIN?" with HEAVING BREASTS . . .

What can I say? What does this THIRTEEN year old have to offer?

john


"Frank Reid" wrote in message
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I might add her teeth are excellent (the braces come off today) and her
grades are excellent.

John (ever seeking financing for the Lapland Clave)

I'll see your single, and raise you my pair of beautiful children.
Intelligent beauties both, the younger is quite handy with a needle and
thread and a National Honor Society member. As a matter of fact, she is
also handy with the fly tying vise and can play numerous musical
instruments (Tri-M Modern Music Masters) to entertain during those
lonely Lapland nights. The elder daughter, comely of face and figure,
is an accomplished martini mixer and journalist.
--
Frank Reid (thinking this should get me to the Lapland Clave and a trip
to New Zealand)
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For what it's worth Roger is married and has two sons 10 and 12 years of age
John your little girl could be in the running for the younger Ohlund.....Roger
also has two Volvos he drives the wagon 7 speeding tickets lives on a gravel
road where the Swedish road rally is held...... The lovely Mrs Roger drives the
sedan i think and has 2 horses.....His house was built in 1870 with exposed
beams and hardwood floors except kitchen and bath if you go there don't forget
your adaptor the house is wired for 220 outlets and 380 for the stove......And
you thought i wasn't paying attention Roger..........


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick

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hmmm....maybe I could do some good on Ebay...

john
"Mike" wrote in message
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For what it's worth Roger is married and has two sons 10 and 12 years of
age
John your little girl could be in the running for the younger
Ohlund.....Roger
also has two Volvos he drives the wagon 7 speeding tickets lives on a
gravel
road where the Swedish road rally is held...... The lovely Mrs Roger
drives the
sedan i think and has 2 horses.....His house was built in 1870 with
exposed
beams and hardwood floors except kitchen and bath if you go there don't
forget
your adaptor the house is wired for 220 outlets and 380 for the
stove......And
you thought i wasn't paying attention Roger..........


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick

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"Mike" wrote in message
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For what it's worth Roger is married and has two sons 10 and 12 years of
age
John your little girl could be in the running for the younger
Ohlund.....Roger
also has two Volvos he drives the wagon 7 speeding tickets lives on a
gravel
road where the Swedish road rally is held...... The lovely Mrs Roger
drives the
sedan i think and has 2 horses.....His house was built in 1870 with
exposed
beams and hardwood floors except kitchen and bath if you go there don't
forget
your adaptor the house is wired for 220 outlets and 380 for the
stove......And
you thought i wasn't paying attention Roger..........


And I can attest that the Mrs. Ohlund is one seriously good looking Swedish
hottie. I don't think even the most alluring 13 year old, either singly or
in pairs, could drag him away.

Some guys got all the luck. :-(

--riverman

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"Mike" wrote in message
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For what it's worth Roger is married and has two sons 10 and 12 years of
age
John your little girl could be in the running for the younger
Ohlund.....Roger
also has two Volvos he drives the wagon 7 speeding tickets lives on a
gravel
road where the Swedish road rally is held...... The lovely Mrs Roger
drives the
sedan i think and has 2 horses.....His house was built in 1870 with
exposed
beams and hardwood floors except kitchen and bath if you go there don't
forget
your adaptor the house is wired for 220 outlets and 380 for the
stove......And
you thought i wasn't paying attention Roger..........


The equivalent of photographic memory, only, done with your ears instead?

/Roger
Goddam!

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The equivalent of photographic memory, only, done with your ears instead?

/Roger

And, what was the name of that German guy that showed up for the Clave?
Frank (Grew up in Los Angeles in the 70's) Reid
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