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Michael Lalonde[_2_] December 10th, 2013 05:52 PM

What is black, 12 inches long and makes women scream at night?
 
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message ...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles


% December 10th, 2013 06:02 PM

What is black, 12 inches long and makes women scream at night?
 
Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles


pike tastes awful

Checkmate December 10th, 2013 06:24 PM

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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles


pike tastes awful


I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
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My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
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% December 10th, 2013 06:31 PM

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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles


pike tastes awful


I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.


i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

Checkmate December 10th, 2013 06:38 PM

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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful


I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.


i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do


If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2013
all rights reserved

My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
-Emmett Gulley

% December 10th, 2013 06:45 PM

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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.


i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do


If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.


no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

Checkmate December 10th, 2013 06:58 PM

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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do


If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.


no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it


I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia. I
don't buy it anymore.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2013
all rights reserved

My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
-Emmett Gulley

% December 10th, 2013 07:05 PM

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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is
true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.


no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it


I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia. I
don't buy it anymore.


its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Checkmate December 10th, 2013 07:06 PM

What is black, 12 inches long and makes women scream at night?
 
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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is
true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it


I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia. I
don't buy it anymore.


its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys


Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their skin.
Some places sell it as "swordfish".

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2013
all rights reserved

My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
-Emmett Gulley

% December 10th, 2013 07:18 PM

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On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 10:02:55 -0700, % put forth the notion that:



Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is
true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia. I
don't buy it anymore.


its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys


Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their skin.
Some places sell it as "swordfish".


as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions


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