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Lure builder September 26th, 2004 07:44 PM

luck down
 
I've been a little down on my luck lately. I consulted my fishing library and i
have a book entitled positive fishing. Mindset is important. . I think many in
the group could benefit from this advice and thats why i'm sharing it.

spoonplugger September 26th, 2004 10:05 PM

luck down
 
I just found one you could benifit from it's entitled
How to win at wal mart and influence sales people
it is interesting the forward is by zig ziglar
I cant remember the authors name but his other book
many happy returns at wal mart was a huge seller in Ontario I hear

"Lure builder" wrote in message
...
I've been a little down on my luck lately. I consulted my fishing library

and i
have a book entitled positive fishing. Mindset is important. . I think

many in
the group could benefit from this advice and thats why i'm sharing it.




Illinois Fisherman September 27th, 2004 01:35 AM

luck down
 
I'm soooo glad you found it Spoonplugger!!!


"spoonplugger" wrote in message
news:TaG5d.117922$%S.22726@pd7tw2no...
I just found one you could benifit from it's entitled
How to win at wal mart and influence sales people
it is interesting the forward is by zig ziglar
I cant remember the authors name but his other book
many happy returns at wal mart was a huge seller in Ontario I hear

"Lure builder" wrote in message
...
I've been a little down on my luck lately. I consulted my fishing library

and i
have a book entitled positive fishing. Mindset is important. . I think

many in
the group could benefit from this advice and thats why i'm sharing it.






Illinois Fisherman September 27th, 2004 01:35 AM

luck down
 
I'm soooo glad you found it Spoonplugger!!!


"spoonplugger" wrote in message
news:TaG5d.117922$%S.22726@pd7tw2no...
I just found one you could benifit from it's entitled
How to win at wal mart and influence sales people
it is interesting the forward is by zig ziglar
I cant remember the authors name but his other book
many happy returns at wal mart was a huge seller in Ontario I hear

"Lure builder" wrote in message
...
I've been a little down on my luck lately. I consulted my fishing library

and i
have a book entitled positive fishing. Mindset is important. . I think

many in
the group could benefit from this advice and thats why i'm sharing it.






Illinois Fisherman September 27th, 2004 02:50 AM

luck down
 
"Lure builder" wrote in message
...

I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a while.
The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for another girl. My
canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I was forced into the
water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the same woman as my
girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream about fishing in front of
a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off my house. Wal-Mart closed the
fishing department because of revenue loss. I bought my last pack of
cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking when I was done with it, only to
discover I never started in the first place.

I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on modern
fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day, unsuccessfully I
might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental fishing abilities were at
fault. I perceive that everyone posting to this board has the same problems
as I do from time to time. Sage advice is what I am sharing with you.




Illinois Fisherman September 27th, 2004 02:50 AM

luck down
 
"Lure builder" wrote in message
...

I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a while.
The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for another girl. My
canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I was forced into the
water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the same woman as my
girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream about fishing in front of
a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off my house. Wal-Mart closed the
fishing department because of revenue loss. I bought my last pack of
cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking when I was done with it, only to
discover I never started in the first place.

I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on modern
fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day, unsuccessfully I
might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental fishing abilities were at
fault. I perceive that everyone posting to this board has the same problems
as I do from time to time. Sage advice is what I am sharing with you.




Jeff Durham September 27th, 2004 01:46 PM

luck down
 
If you would have eliminated proper capitalization and punctuation from your
posting and overall good grammar, you could have been mistaken for the the
moronic "lure builder". :-) I am still laughing as a read this.

Jeff


"Illinois Fisherman" wrote in message
m...
"Lure builder" wrote in message
...

I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a while.
The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for another girl. My
canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I was forced into the
water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the same woman as my
girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream about fishing in front
of a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off my house. Wal-Mart closed
the fishing department because of revenue loss. I bought my last pack of
cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking when I was done with it, only to
discover I never started in the first place.

I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on
modern fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day,
unsuccessfully I might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental
fishing abilities were at fault. I perceive that everyone posting to this
board has the same problems as I do from time to time. Sage advice is what
I am sharing with you.






Illinois Fisherman September 27th, 2004 05:39 PM

luck down
 
Next time. It's hard to write badly.


"Jeff Durham" wrote in message
...
If you would have eliminated proper capitalization and punctuation from
your posting and overall good grammar, you could have been mistaken for
the the moronic "lure builder". :-) I am still laughing as a read this.

Jeff


"Illinois Fisherman" wrote in message
m...
"Lure builder" wrote in message
...

I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a while.
The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for another girl. My
canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I was forced into the
water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the same woman as my
girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream about fishing in front
of a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off my house. Wal-Mart closed
the fishing department because of revenue loss. I bought my last pack of
cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking when I was done with it, only to
discover I never started in the first place.

I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on
modern fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day,
unsuccessfully I might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental
fishing abilities were at fault. I perceive that everyone posting to this
board has the same problems as I do from time to time. Sage advice is
what I am sharing with you.








Dan Krueger September 28th, 2004 12:15 AM

luck down
 
Not if you're a moron!

Illinois Fisherman wrote:
Next time. It's hard to write badly.


"Jeff Durham" wrote in message
...

If you would have eliminated proper capitalization and punctuation from
your posting and overall good grammar, you could have been mistaken for
the the moronic "lure builder". :-) I am still laughing as a read this.

Jeff


"Illinois Fisherman" wrote in message
. com...

"Lure builder" wrote in message
...

I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a while.
The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for another girl. My
canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I was forced into the
water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the same woman as my
girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream about fishing in front
of a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off my house. Wal-Mart closed
the fishing department because of revenue loss. I bought my last pack of
cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking when I was done with it, only to
discover I never started in the first place.

I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on
modern fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day,
unsuccessfully I might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental
fishing abilities were at fault. I perceive that everyone posting to this
board has the same problems as I do from time to time. Sage advice is
what I am sharing with you.









Illinois Fisherman September 28th, 2004 01:10 AM

luck down
 

Dang, that's why it's so hard.

"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
.net...
Not if you're a moron!

Illinois Fisherman wrote:
Next time. It's hard to write badly.


"Jeff Durham" wrote in message
...

If you would have eliminated proper capitalization and punctuation from
your posting and overall good grammar, you could have been mistaken for
the the moronic "lure builder". :-) I am still laughing as a read this.

Jeff


"Illinois Fisherman" wrote in message
.com...

"Lure builder" wrote in message
...

I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a
while. The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for another
girl. My canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I was forced
into the water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the same woman as
my girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream about fishing in
front of a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off my house. Wal-Mart
closed the fishing department because of revenue loss. I bought my last
pack of cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking when I was done with it,
only to discover I never started in the first place.

I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on
modern fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day,
unsuccessfully I might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental
fishing abilities were at fault. I perceive that everyone posting to
this board has the same problems as I do from time to time. Sage advice
is what I am sharing with you.












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