Congrats to the debaters...
 

We at Skull Island have the transcripts of the congratulatory calls GW
and John Kerry made to their respective running mates. Here are some
highlights:

Kerry to Edwards:

Kerry: "John, you..."

Theresa:"Give me the phone, John! John Kerry and I have a plan to thank
you. As soon as we take a poll, we'll dance around what it might be,
assuming Terry McAuliffe lets us..."

Bush to Cheney:

Bush: "Hooooo-weeeee, Dickey-bayBEE...you sure went nuke-u-ler on his
ass..."

Cheney: "Go **** yourself, Mr. President. I've got to go stuff Rumsfeld
up Dan Rather now..."