A poem for you from Erik Olson
 

Do you use a modem and phone to connect?
How much does it cost, have you even checked?

You pay them so much and so little you get
Like AOL-9 and their fake Internet

The service is bad and those banner ads suck
If you live in Fort Ogden you're Shoot Outta Luck

Nationwide Protel thinks you will agree
Why pay for the internet when it is free?

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