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Joe Z December 19th, 2004 09:13 PM

OT Rickard's Pond? ;-)
 

AN OLD FARMER HAD OWNED A LARGE FARM POND FOR MANY YEARS.

WHEN THE POND WAS BUILT IT WAS PROPERLY SHAPED AND FIXED UP NICELY FOR
SWIMMING AND BASS FISHING. THE FARMER HAD ALSO FIXED THE SURROUNDING AREA
UP NICELY; PICNIC TABLES, HORSESHOE COURTS, BASKETBALL COURT, ETC.

ONE EVENING THE OLD FARMER DECIDED TO GO DOWN TO THE POND TO LOOK IT OVER
SINCE HE HADN'T BEEN THERE FOR A WHILE.

AS HE NEARED THE POND HE HEARD VOICES SHOUTING AND LAUGHING WITH GLEE.
DRAWING CLOSER HE COULD SEE A BUNCH OF YOUNG WOMEN SKINNY DIPPING IN HIS
POND!

HE VERY POLITELY MADE HIS PRESENCE KNOWN TO THE WOMEN AND IN DOING SO HE
WATCHED AS THEY ALL WENT SHUFFLING TO THE DEEPEST END OF THE POND.

ONE OF THE WOMEN SHOUTED OUT TO HIM, "WE'RE NOT COMING OUT UNTIL YOU
LEAVE!"

TO WHICH THE OLD MAN REPLIED, "MISS, I DID NOT COME DOWN HERE TO WATCH
YOU LADIES SWIM IN THE NUDE -- NOR DID I COME HERE TO MAKE EACH ONE OF YOU
GET OUT OF THE POND NAKED.

I MERELY CAME DOWN TO FEED THE ALLIGATOR.................


THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND SKILL.........


ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL
Happy Holidays!
Joe Z



Bob Rickard December 19th, 2004 10:23 PM

OT Rickard's Pond? ;-)
 
Foolin' the ladies like that made me proud, especially since most everybody
knew that one of those big snakes done already swallered that old gator
weeks ago!

--
Bob Rickard
(AKA Dr. Spinnerbait)
www.secretweaponlures.com
--------------------------=x O')))


"Joe Z" wrote in message
...

AN OLD FARMER HAD OWNED A LARGE FARM POND FOR MANY YEARS.

WHEN THE POND WAS BUILT IT WAS PROPERLY SHAPED AND FIXED UP NICELY FOR
SWIMMING AND BASS FISHING. THE FARMER HAD ALSO FIXED THE SURROUNDING AREA
UP NICELY; PICNIC TABLES, HORSESHOE COURTS, BASKETBALL COURT, ETC.

ONE EVENING THE OLD FARMER DECIDED TO GO DOWN TO THE POND TO LOOK IT OVER
SINCE HE HADN'T BEEN THERE FOR A WHILE.

AS HE NEARED THE POND HE HEARD VOICES SHOUTING AND LAUGHING WITH GLEE.
DRAWING CLOSER HE COULD SEE A BUNCH OF YOUNG WOMEN SKINNY DIPPING IN HIS
POND!

HE VERY POLITELY MADE HIS PRESENCE KNOWN TO THE WOMEN AND IN DOING SO HE
WATCHED AS THEY ALL WENT SHUFFLING TO THE DEEPEST END OF THE POND.

ONE OF THE WOMEN SHOUTED OUT TO HIM, "WE'RE NOT COMING OUT UNTIL YOU
LEAVE!"

TO WHICH THE OLD MAN REPLIED, "MISS, I DID NOT COME DOWN HERE TO WATCH
YOU LADIES SWIM IN THE NUDE -- NOR DID I COME HERE TO MAKE EACH ONE OF YOU
GET OUT OF THE POND NAKED.

I MERELY CAME DOWN TO FEED THE ALLIGATOR.................


THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND SKILL.........


ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL
Happy Holidays!
Joe Z





Bob Rickard December 19th, 2004 10:23 PM

OT Rickard's Pond? ;-)
 
Foolin' the ladies like that made me proud, especially since most everybody
knew that one of those big snakes done already swallered that old gator
weeks ago!

--
Bob Rickard
(AKA Dr. Spinnerbait)
www.secretweaponlures.com
--------------------------=x O')))


"Joe Z" wrote in message
...

AN OLD FARMER HAD OWNED A LARGE FARM POND FOR MANY YEARS.

WHEN THE POND WAS BUILT IT WAS PROPERLY SHAPED AND FIXED UP NICELY FOR
SWIMMING AND BASS FISHING. THE FARMER HAD ALSO FIXED THE SURROUNDING AREA
UP NICELY; PICNIC TABLES, HORSESHOE COURTS, BASKETBALL COURT, ETC.

ONE EVENING THE OLD FARMER DECIDED TO GO DOWN TO THE POND TO LOOK IT OVER
SINCE HE HADN'T BEEN THERE FOR A WHILE.

AS HE NEARED THE POND HE HEARD VOICES SHOUTING AND LAUGHING WITH GLEE.
DRAWING CLOSER HE COULD SEE A BUNCH OF YOUNG WOMEN SKINNY DIPPING IN HIS
POND!

HE VERY POLITELY MADE HIS PRESENCE KNOWN TO THE WOMEN AND IN DOING SO HE
WATCHED AS THEY ALL WENT SHUFFLING TO THE DEEPEST END OF THE POND.

ONE OF THE WOMEN SHOUTED OUT TO HIM, "WE'RE NOT COMING OUT UNTIL YOU
LEAVE!"

TO WHICH THE OLD MAN REPLIED, "MISS, I DID NOT COME DOWN HERE TO WATCH
YOU LADIES SWIM IN THE NUDE -- NOR DID I COME HERE TO MAKE EACH ONE OF YOU
GET OUT OF THE POND NAKED.

I MERELY CAME DOWN TO FEED THE ALLIGATOR.................


THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND SKILL.........


ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL
Happy Holidays!
Joe Z





Joshuall December 28th, 2004 10:31 PM

lol good one Joe !~

--
God Bless America

Josh The Bad Bear



Joshuall December 28th, 2004 10:31 PM

lol good one Joe !~

--
God Bless America

Josh The Bad Bear




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