A question from a lurker
 

What is the Aztec word for dildo? I suspect it might be
"****iwetncozi," but I'm not sure.

Da Dukester
HOT DAMN! According to the Right Rev. Horton Heat, it's about 30
minutes to martini time! Gentlemen, start your vibrators!

"scratch the monkey to reply" wrote in message
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What is the Aztec word for dildo? I suspect it might be
"****iwetncozi," but I'm not sure.


The Ancient Aztec women used to roll corn with it, and some still do today.
Years later they discovered it also runs on double D batteries.
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-tom

On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 15:35:36 -0600, (scratch the
monkey to reply) wrote:

What is the Aztec word for dildo? I suspect it might be
"****iwetncozi," but I'm not sure.

Da Dukester
HOT DAMN! According to the Right Rev. Horton Heat, it's about 30
minutes to martini time! Gentlemen, start your vibrators!

don't you have some flatware to polish....dick?

On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 17:35:10 -0500, daytripper
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 15:35:36 -0600, (scratch the
monkey to reply) wrote:

What is the Aztec word for dildo? I suspect it might be
"****iwetncozi," but I'm not sure.

Da Dukester
HOT DAMN! According to the Right Rev. Horton Heat, it's about 30
minutes to martini time! Gentlemen, start your vibrators!

don't you have some flatware to polish....dick?

Why, do you need to earn some extra money? Get with my people - maybe
they can find something for a person of your obvious skilz...why, just
the other day, someone around here needed a doorstop...

Always glad to help the unfortunate,
............dick

On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 17:35:10 -0500, daytripper
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 15:35:36 -0600, (scratch the
monkey to reply) wrote:

What is the Aztec word for dildo? I suspect it might be
"****iwetncozi," but I'm not sure.

Da Dukester
HOT DAMN! According to the Right Rev. Horton Heat, it's about 30
minutes to martini time! Gentlemen, start your vibrators!

don't you have some flatware to polish....dick?

Why, do you need to earn some extra money? Get with my people - maybe
they can find something for a person of your obvious skilz...why, just
the other day, someone around here needed a doorstop...

Always glad to help the unfortunate,
............dick