Building an ark...
 

....and hoping to get finished before the coast gets any more rain - 11
inches in the last 24 hours, with most coming in the last
8-12....lessee, ought to gather some items for the common man...two cans
of ravioli, two box-o-wines, two Budweiser kegs...oh, not the beer in
them - we poured that into the Sound - just the kegs, for
floatation...so see, Plyweiser is good for somethin...SONOFABITCH! Fish
are flopping up on the beach spitting out something! Holy mackerel
(pardon the pun)! There's fish floating up dead...damned dumbanalfinned
floppy horse**** snobs!