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dumb laws
In Idaho it's illegal to fish from a camel's back, and in Boise residents are furthermore prohibited from fishing from a giraffe's back. It's a good thing I checked first. I also noticed that in Coeur d Alene if a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car. -- Cut "to the chase" for my email address. |
On Wed, 25 May 2005 07:50:58 -0600, rw
wrote: In Idaho it's illegal to fish from a camel's back, and in Boise residents are furthermore prohibited from fishing from a giraffe's back. It's a good thing I checked first. I also noticed that in Coeur d Alene if a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car. How many occupants? Suppose the occupants were suspected of having fished from camels? Suppose the occupants ARE camels? Or giraffes? Or BOTH!? With fishing rods? I mean, they might be gettin' busy NOW, but they COULD have been fishing from each other's backs earlier... |
wait for three minutes before approaching the car. Three minutes? I feel bad for the ladies of Idaho... |
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On Wed, 25 May 2005 10:15:38 -0600, rw
wrote: wrote: wait for three minutes before approaching the car. Three minutes? I feel bad for the ladies of Idaho... The ladies?! What about the poor guys? After they hear the honk or see the lights flash they have just three minutes to finish up and get their dick back in their pants. Well, you, er, "guys" could keep the tweezers on your Orvis zingers to speed up the repantsing...but 3 minutes sounds like enough time for y'all, but lessee what the data says...start the stopwatch at "HONK"...30 seconds to get your wallet out and pay, 30 seconds to undo your Depends, 60 seconds of erectile dysfunction, 15 seconds for the pro to snicker and get out, and 15 seconds of fumbling with the tweezers, and 30 seconds to redo your Depends...so cipher, cipher, cipher, that's 180 seconds...divide by 60...3 minutes...seems like y'all have enough time, but maybe some Velcro fasteners on the diapers could give y'all some extra limp-dick time...or the hookers more snickering time... |
wrote in message ... On Wed, 25 May 2005 10:15:38 -0600, rw wrote: wrote: wait for three minutes before approaching the car. Three minutes? I feel bad for the ladies of Idaho... The ladies?! What about the poor guys? After they hear the honk or see the lights flash they have just three minutes to finish up and get their dick back in their pants. Well, you, er, "guys" could keep the tweezers on your Orvis zingers to speed up the repantsing...but 3 minutes sounds like enough time for y'all, but lessee what the data says...start the stopwatch at "HONK"...30 seconds to get your wallet out and pay, 30 seconds to undo your Depends, 60 seconds of erectile dysfunction, 15 seconds for the pro to snicker and get out, and 15 seconds of fumbling with the tweezers, and 30 seconds to redo your Depends...so cipher, cipher, cipher, that's 180 seconds...divide by 60...3 minutes...seems like y'all have enough time, but maybe some Velcro fasteners on the diapers could give y'all some extra limp-dick time...or the hookers more snickering time... Hmmmm. Never tried dressing up in depends. john |
On Wed, 25 May 2005 19:01:38 -0400, "asadi"
wrote: wrote in message .. . On Wed, 25 May 2005 10:15:38 -0600, rw wrote: wrote: wait for three minutes before approaching the car. Three minutes? I feel bad for the ladies of Idaho... The ladies?! What about the poor guys? After they hear the honk or see the lights flash they have just three minutes to finish up and get their dick back in their pants. Well, you, er, "guys" could keep the tweezers on your Orvis zingers to speed up the repantsing...but 3 minutes sounds like enough time for y'all, but lessee what the data says...start the stopwatch at "HONK"...30 seconds to get your wallet out and pay, 30 seconds to undo your Depends, 60 seconds of erectile dysfunction, 15 seconds for the pro to snicker and get out, and 15 seconds of fumbling with the tweezers, and 30 seconds to redo your Depends...so cipher, cipher, cipher, that's 180 seconds...divide by 60...3 minutes...seems like y'all have enough time, but maybe some Velcro fasteners on the diapers could give y'all some extra limp-dick time...or the hookers more snickering time... Hmmmm. Never tried dressing up in depends. Me either, or even just wearing them around the house, for that matter...I figure should I ever have the need for dribble control, I'll just switch to REALLY absorbent insoles and use plastic bags for socks...you know, the ol' "belt AND suspenders" theory...well, either that or just wear my kilt fulltime and not worry about it...the horses' self-confidence and prudish old ladies be damned... TC, Eleven-and-a-half Eagles....dick ....of course, should you decide to move to Idaho, become one of the "Lil' Stevie 3-Minute Honky Camelback S'puds," and continue with the "no depends" thang, that would give you 60 more seconds to split between embarrassing limpitude and hooker-snickering after the mandated constabulary horn-blowing... |
Cyli wrote in
: I'm not looking forward to Depends, but as an alternative to either not leaving the house or dribbling down the sidewalk, I'll go for them. ....aw Cyli, they're not bad once you get used to 'em ;-) Frank Sr ....I hang 'em on my walker to dry... |
"Frank Church" wrote in message 9.11... Cyli wrote in : Frank Sr ...I hang 'em on my walker to dry... SPLORK! |
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