Fishing - TR's R us'ns

I've had to resort to wearing a lobster bib to keep the slobber off my
keyboard with all these great TR's. This is a pre-TR that I want to share
because this has been such an effed-up year for me...finally, at long last,
I'm settled in my home, I will get to visit my beloved Maine waters next
week. Reservations are made at a resort on the Kennebec, the owners of
which will position my truck 9 miles downstream of the launch point and I
will ketch me a pot full of smallmouth, hopefully, this time I'll keep the
pontoon boat right side up for the entire float. And, for icing on the
cake, old Dave Bottom and I will float the Androscoggin on the weekend and
jerk fish lips for a day or two. Life is good, ya just gotta hang in there.

Frank the Elder