Dick's
 

What a great name for what you'll get when you shop there! The worst
attitudes, the most inept management, the most juvenile management
outside the fast food industry. If you want advice from an expert on
some topic, you'll get it here...after they get done talking over which
party is going to be the one for tonight or who has the coolest car,
and the advice is always from some smart aleck bathed in Polo wearing
kid who never slept outside his own bed except on the occassion when
he's passed out on the floor at a kegger.

"Wow man, this is a really, like a cool fishin rod here dude!, I mean
like if you can't catch fish with this who can?. I have 10 of 'em I use
myself dude, they're that cool!"

Manager: "Yes sir, what I am telling you is that we sold all the sales
items we advertised for tommorrow just before you got here"

Manager: "Well sir, that's what happened and if you don't like it?
Write your congressman?"

Manager: "Excuse me sir, there's some nice lookin babes in the hiking
gear section, anything else you need?"

Yes, yes there is...directions to your nearest competition please?