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alwaysfishking March 7th, 2006 08:30 PM

Let The Trash Talk begin
 
Will the Champ repeat? My sources say no, but Drew has a good chance of
getting big fish again if no one else has stolen the two step hook set he
made famous last year.

My prediction"

Big fish this year will easily eclipse last years.

Overall results

Winning weight will be 17lbs 9 ounces
Second Place will be 12 lbs 11 ounces
Third will be 8 pounds 5 ounces

4 people will skunk on day 1 and 6 will skunk on Day two

Overall winner will be from Pennsylvania,

Teams will be won with the person that has the TN partner for the day 1
event
Day two team winners will have at least 1 angler from either Wisconsin or
Illinois

Day two will see me and Charles together on the Nitro( Isn't that almost
always the case during these things)

IT WILL RAIN

1 Rod will be broken or lost

Many beers will be consumed

You will laugh your ass off

Many Beers will be consumed

Do we have trophy's for this event yet Charles? Everybody loves Trophy's
and cornbread, ain't nothing wrong with cornbread

--
www.wermieerniebaits.com
Making fish regret their decision on a daily basis



Sean Barton March 8th, 2006 12:12 AM

Let The Trash Talk begin
 

"alwaysfishking" wrote in message
...
Will the Champ repeat? My sources say no, but Drew has a good chance of
getting big fish again if no one else has stolen the two step hook set he
made famous last year.

My prediction"

Big fish this year will easily eclipse last years.

Overall results

Winning weight will be 17lbs 9 ounces
Second Place will be 12 lbs 11 ounces
Third will be 8 pounds 5 ounces

4 people will skunk on day 1 and 6 will skunk on Day two

Overall winner will be from Pennsylvania,

Teams will be won with the person that has the TN partner for the day 1
event
Day two team winners will have at least 1 angler from either Wisconsin or
Illinois

Day two will see me and Charles together on the Nitro( Isn't that almost
always the case during these things)

IT WILL RAIN

1 Rod will be broken or lost

Many beers will be consumed

You will laugh your ass off

Many Beers will be consumed

Do we have trophy's for this event yet Charles? Everybody loves Trophy's
and cornbread, ain't nothing wrong with cornbread

--
www.wermieerniebaits.com
Making fish regret their decision on a daily basis



Hey you dog, don't count the northern hillbillies out just yet. I've looked
over my extensive volume of pre-tournament preparatory (that means get ready
Randy) journal notes from last year and I see a pattern that may help me
again. It's a little something I like to call the "Budlight Bite". And
seeing as how it beat out your sorry "Rolling Rock Ritual" I think I can
beat you again. You can catch fish on those senior citizen impoundments all
you want but it's not going to prepare you for the return of the Motor City
Madma.....uh...er...I uh.......the 2005 MidTenn CHAMPION!!!!!! And his 40hp
rocket boat!!!

My prediction:

We will wake up late at least twice
We will talk ALOT of garbage
We will laugh until beer comes out of our noses
Drew will sleep in the truck if he starts that freight train snoring
Randy will finish somewhere behind me
Quite a few people will finish above me (what does that tell you Chicken
Man?)
My dad will tell the same stories as last year ;)
Charlie may finally win one
Justin will never again volunteer to organize this thing

And finally, many friendships will be rekindled and memories made, I can't
wait to get down there!!!




Jerry Barton March 8th, 2006 01:03 AM

Let The Trash Talk begin
 
I noticed there isn't one person from Michigan mentioned, whazzz up with
that?


"alwaysfishking" wrote in message
...
Will the Champ repeat? My sources say no, but Drew has a good chance of
getting big fish again if no one else has stolen the two step hook set he
made famous last year.

My prediction"

Big fish this year will easily eclipse last years.

Overall results

Winning weight will be 17lbs 9 ounces
Second Place will be 12 lbs 11 ounces
Third will be 8 pounds 5 ounces

4 people will skunk on day 1 and 6 will skunk on Day two

Overall winner will be from Pennsylvania,

Teams will be won with the person that has the TN partner for the day 1
event
Day two team winners will have at least 1 angler from either Wisconsin or
Illinois

Day two will see me and Charles together on the Nitro( Isn't that almost
always the case during these things)

IT WILL RAIN

1 Rod will be broken or lost

Many beers will be consumed

You will laugh your ass off

Many Beers will be consumed

Do we have trophy's for this event yet Charles? Everybody loves Trophy's
and cornbread, ain't nothing wrong with cornbread

--
www.wermieerniebaits.com
Making fish regret their decision on a daily basis




alwaysfishking March 8th, 2006 01:09 AM

Let The Trash Talk begin
 
"Jerry Barton" wrote in message I noticed there isn't one person from
Michigan mentioned, whazzz up with
that?


I could of sworn I said at least 4 will skunk day 1 and 6 will skunk day
two, that has Michigan boys written all over it : )

Signed
Randy "talkin Trash for over 5 hours" .



alwaysfishking March 8th, 2006 01:20 AM

Let The Trash Talk begin
 
"Sean Barton" wrote in message
Hey you dog, don't count the northern hillbillies out just yet.


"I resemble that remark"



I've looked
over my extensive volume of pre-tournament preparatory (that means get
ready
Randy) journal notes from last year and I see a pattern that may help me
again.


(((((((((((((((yeah like you ever patterned a fish


It's a little something I like to call the "Budlight Bite". And
seeing as how it beat out your sorry "Rolling Rock Ritual"


((((((((((((Rolling Rock Ritual? I'm on the Yuengling and Brats pattern,
slightly offset with my own party mix which consists of Vallium, Percosets
and candy corn. It will either make you happy or sad, that's the best thing
about Party Mix


I think I can
beat you again.


((((((((((There's no thinking in fishing these Tourneys...and you know
this

You can catch fish on those senior citizen impoundments all
you want but it's not going to prepare you for the return of the Motor
City
Madma.....uh...er...I uh.......the 2005 MidTenn CHAMPION!!!!!! And his
40hp
rocket boat!!!


(((((((((((((Hell I say we have at least one day of fishingthe marina
with just a set of flippers and an inner tube... Hair Bet maybe?

My prediction:

We will wake up late at least twice. ((((((((I'll be ther for 5 days, so
I'll be up late about 5 times

We will talk ALOT of garbage (((((((( Very True

We will laugh until beer comes out of our noses((((((((I ain't no stranger
to that

Drew will sleep in the truck if he starts that freight train snoring(((((so
that's what that noise was. I though a bear was molesting a chipmunk


Randy will finish somewhere behind me (((( Please don't mention "me" and
"behind you" in the same sentence


Quite a few people will finish above me (what does that tell you Chicken
Man?)(((((((((((((You have no confidence...you already lost half the
battle



My dad will tell the same stories as last year ;) If your Lyin. I'm dyin



Charlie may finally win one ((((((( Stop, that's not allowed, but he will
get a nice second place team trophy



Justin will never again volunteer to organize this thing ((((((((( I feel
bad for him, he has no idea

And finally, many friendships will be rekindled and memories made, I can't
wait to get down there!!! (((((((((((((First damn sensible thing you
posted in months






Jerry Barton March 8th, 2006 01:29 AM

Let The Trash Talk begin
 
ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"alwaysfishking" wrote in message
...
"Sean Barton" wrote in message
Hey you dog, don't count the northern hillbillies out just yet.


"I resemble that remark"



I've looked
over my extensive volume of pre-tournament preparatory (that means get
ready
Randy) journal notes from last year and I see a pattern that may help me
again.


(((((((((((((((yeah like you ever patterned a fish


It's a little something I like to call the "Budlight Bite". And
seeing as how it beat out your sorry "Rolling Rock Ritual"


((((((((((((Rolling Rock Ritual? I'm on the Yuengling and Brats pattern,
slightly offset with my own party mix which consists of Vallium, Percosets
and candy corn. It will either make you happy or sad, that's the best
thing about Party Mix


I think I can
beat you again.


((((((((((There's no thinking in fishing these Tourneys...and you know
this

You can catch fish on those senior citizen impoundments all
you want but it's not going to prepare you for the return of the Motor
City
Madma.....uh...er...I uh.......the 2005 MidTenn CHAMPION!!!!!! And his
40hp
rocket boat!!!


(((((((((((((Hell I say we have at least one day of fishingthe marina
with just a set of flippers and an inner tube... Hair Bet maybe?

My prediction:

We will wake up late at least twice. ((((((((I'll be ther for 5 days, so
I'll be up late about 5 times

We will talk ALOT of garbage (((((((( Very True

We will laugh until beer comes out of our noses((((((((I ain't no stranger
to that

Drew will sleep in the truck if he starts that freight train
snoring(((((so that's what that noise was. I though a bear was molesting a
chipmunk


Randy will finish somewhere behind me (((( Please don't mention "me" and
"behind you" in the same sentence


Quite a few people will finish above me (what does that tell you Chicken
Man?)(((((((((((((You have no confidence...you already lost half the
battle



My dad will tell the same stories as last year ;) If your Lyin. I'm
dyin



Charlie may finally win one ((((((( Stop, that's not allowed, but he
will get a nice second place team trophy



Justin will never again volunteer to organize this thing ((((((((( I
feel bad for him, he has no idea

And finally, many friendships will be rekindled and memories made, I
can't
wait to get down there!!! (((((((((((((First damn sensible thing you
posted in months








Jerry Barton March 8th, 2006 01:29 AM

Let The Trash Talk begin
 
Oh, you dawg!!


"alwaysfishking" wrote in message
...
"Jerry Barton" wrote in message I noticed there isn't one person from
Michigan mentioned, whazzz up with
that?


I could of sworn I said at least 4 will skunk day 1 and 6 will skunk day
two, that has Michigan boys written all over it : )

Signed
Randy "talkin Trash for over 5 hours" .





alwaysfishking March 8th, 2006 01:32 AM

Let The Trash Talk begin
 
"Jerry Barton" wrote in message Oh, you dawg!!

You know I say it all with Love. I'm getting excited, I can't wait to fish
again




Sean Barton March 8th, 2006 02:38 AM

Let The Trash Talk begin
 

"alwaysfishking" wrote in message
...
"Sean Barton" wrote in message
Hey you dog, don't count the northern hillbillies out just yet.


"I resemble that remark"



You resemble many many things with four legs and a tail!!


I've looked
over my extensive volume of pre-tournament preparatory (that means get
ready
Randy) journal notes from last year and I see a pattern that may help me
again.


(((((((((((((((yeah like you ever patterned a fish


I patted alot of fish, and scratched them behind the ears....er gills too.


It's a little something I like to call the "Budlight Bite". And
seeing as how it beat out your sorry "Rolling Rock Ritual"


((((((((((((Rolling Rock Ritual? I'm on the Yuengling and Brats

pattern,


What do Chinese bears and my kids have to do with fishing?


slightly offset with my own party mix which consists of Vallium, Percosets
and candy corn. It will either make you happy or sad, that's the best

thing
about Party Mix



I'll let you know when Kris (the fiance) graduates from Pharm school, I'll
get you the volume discount.


I think I can
beat you again.


((((((((((There's no thinking in fishing these Tourneys...and you know
this

You can catch fish on those senior citizen impoundments all
you want but it's not going to prepare you for the return of the Motor
City
Madma.....uh...er...I uh.......the 2005 MidTenn CHAMPION!!!!!! And his
40hp
rocket boat!!!


(((((((((((((Hell I say we have at least one day of fishingthe marina
with just a set of flippers and an inner tube... Hair Bet maybe?


Inner tube??? I don't need no stinking inner tube. But I've got the
closest thing to it, and won from it last year!! Hell, you could probably
flipper swim as fast as Drew and I got around the lake last year
Uhh...I don't know about the hair, I like mine way too much to part (get
it?) with it. I know you got tired of the personal hygeine thing but I
still don't mind washing my hair.

My prediction:

We will wake up late at least twice. ((((((((I'll be ther for 5 days, so
I'll be up late about 5 times

We will talk ALOT of garbage (((((((( Very True

We will laugh until beer comes out of our noses((((((((I ain't no stranger
to that

Drew will sleep in the truck if he starts that freight train

snoring(((((so
that's what that noise was. I though a bear was molesting a chipmunk


Randy will finish somewhere behind me (((( Please don't mention "me" and
"behind you" in the same sentence


Insert obligatory Broke Back Fisherman joke.


Quite a few people will finish above me (what does that tell you Chicken
Man?)(((((((((((((You have no confidence...you already lost half the
battle



My dad will tell the same stories as last year ;) If your Lyin. I'm

dyin


Charlie may finally win one ((((((( Stop, that's not allowed, but he

will
get a nice second place team trophy



Thanks for playing Charlie, looks like the Fish Gods have spoken and you'll
once again be forced to watch an outsider win, sorry.


Justin will never again volunteer to organize this thing ((((((((( I

feel
bad for him, he has no idea

And finally, many friendships will be rekindled and memories made, I

can't
wait to get down there!!! (((((((((((((First damn sensible thing you
posted in months


Doesn't happen often so I printed this page!! I'll use it later when Kris
says I'm an idiot.





Jerry Barton March 8th, 2006 03:27 AM

Let The Trash Talk begin
 
Ok, what day is everyone hoping to arrive? As usual Sean and Drew can't make
a decision together, so I only guessing that we'll be there Tuesday
Afternoon.


"alwaysfishking" wrote in message
...
Will the Champ repeat? My sources say no, but Drew has a good chance of
getting big fish again if no one else has stolen the two step hook set he
made famous last year.

My prediction"

Big fish this year will easily eclipse last years.

Overall results

Winning weight will be 17lbs 9 ounces
Second Place will be 12 lbs 11 ounces
Third will be 8 pounds 5 ounces

4 people will skunk on day 1 and 6 will skunk on Day two

Overall winner will be from Pennsylvania,

Teams will be won with the person that has the TN partner for the day 1
event
Day two team winners will have at least 1 angler from either Wisconsin or
Illinois

Day two will see me and Charles together on the Nitro( Isn't that almost
always the case during these things)

IT WILL RAIN

1 Rod will be broken or lost

Many beers will be consumed

You will laugh your ass off

Many Beers will be consumed

Do we have trophy's for this event yet Charles? Everybody loves Trophy's
and cornbread, ain't nothing wrong with cornbread

--
www.wermieerniebaits.com
Making fish regret their decision on a daily basis





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