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David Vito April 30th, 2006 11:43 PM

You can call him Ms. Randy
 
Well, fishing season is here. Old rivals come out to challenge eachother in
fierce competition yet again. This time the bet is "last man to catch a
legal bass wears a dress". And so it starts.

It's 5:30AM, Lake One Sock, Pa. 3 fishermen launch in a bathtub of a boat,
packed to the rim with gear. 10 minutes in, Jeremy lands a fish on a wacky
rig. Throws it back without a second look, too short. Not 5 minutes later,
Jeremy lands his second fish on the same rig, securing his spot in the top 2
and relieving any tension of the bet at hand.

Everybody ties on octopus hooks, rigs up a Blue Moccasin fish stix and hits
the water. Dave (That's Me) changes to his trusty crankbait and starts
throwing to deep water. Randy is dead sticking his WR trying his hardest to
coax a keeper into eating it.

Soon after, Dave casts his crankbait and starts working through the weeds in
the deep water. and here comes Dave's keeper bass, leaving Randy miserable
with the thought of some atrocious prom dress or bridesmaid dress just
rotting away on the racks at Salvation Army, waiting for Randy to put it on.

There will be pictures and a possible video in the near future.

Dave V


Chris S April 30th, 2006 11:57 PM

You can call him Ms. Randy
 
This is soooo FUNNY...........

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"David Vito" wrote in message
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Well, fishing season is here. Old rivals come out to challenge eachother
in fierce competition yet again. This time the bet is "last man to catch a
legal bass wears a dress". And so it starts.

It's 5:30AM, Lake One Sock, Pa. 3 fishermen launch in a bathtub of a boat,
packed to the rim with gear. 10 minutes in, Jeremy lands a fish on a wacky
rig. Throws it back without a second look, too short. Not 5 minutes later,
Jeremy lands his second fish on the same rig, securing his spot in the top
2 and relieving any tension of the bet at hand.

Everybody ties on octopus hooks, rigs up a Blue Moccasin fish stix and
hits the water. Dave (That's Me) changes to his trusty crankbait and
starts throwing to deep water. Randy is dead sticking his WR trying his
hardest to coax a keeper into eating it.

Soon after, Dave casts his crankbait and starts working through the weeds
in the deep water. and here comes Dave's keeper bass, leaving Randy
miserable with the thought of some atrocious prom dress or bridesmaid
dress just rotting away on the racks at Salvation Army, waiting for Randy
to put it on.

There will be pictures and a possible video in the near future.

Dave V




Dan, danl, Redbeard uh Greybeard now May 1st, 2006 12:59 AM

You can call him Ms. Randy
 
How the "Mighty' do fall. ROFLMAO

On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:43:27 -0400, "David Vito"
wrote:

Well, fishing season is here. Old rivals come out to challenge eachother in
fierce competition yet again. This time the bet is "last man to catch a
legal bass wears a dress". And so it starts.

It's 5:30AM, Lake One Sock, Pa. 3 fishermen launch in a bathtub of a boat,
packed to the rim with gear. 10 minutes in, Jeremy lands a fish on a wacky
rig. Throws it back without a second look, too short. Not 5 minutes later,
Jeremy lands his second fish on the same rig, securing his spot in the top 2
and relieving any tension of the bet at hand.

Everybody ties on octopus hooks, rigs up a Blue Moccasin fish stix and hits
the water. Dave (That's Me) changes to his trusty crankbait and starts
throwing to deep water. Randy is dead sticking his WR trying his hardest to
coax a keeper into eating it.

Soon after, Dave casts his crankbait and starts working through the weeds in
the deep water. and here comes Dave's keeper bass, leaving Randy miserable
with the thought of some atrocious prom dress or bridesmaid dress just
rotting away on the racks at Salvation Army, waiting for Randy to put it on.

There will be pictures and a possible video in the near future.

Dave V


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alwaysfishking May 1st, 2006 03:38 AM

You can call him Ms. Randy
 
I'm just giving them a false sense of security so I can talk them into
a quad brow bet, nothing funnier than 2 men with 4 eyebrows each


Dan, danl, Redbeard uh Greybeard now May 1st, 2006 04:20 AM

You can call him Ms. Randy
 
On 30 Apr 2006 19:38:55 -0700, "alwaysfishking"
wrote:

I'm just giving them a false sense of security so I can talk them into
a quad brow bet, nothing funnier than 2 men with 4 eyebrows each



Ok, if you insist. :}
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it! (The hell with what my X-wife told me)

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Jim Laumann May 1st, 2006 04:36 AM

You can call him Ms. Randy
 
Dang - you guys are mean!

On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:43:27 -0400, "David Vito"
wrote:

Well, fishing season is here. Old rivals come out to challenge eachother in
fierce competition yet again. This time the bet is "last man to catch a
legal bass wears a dress". And so it starts.

It's 5:30AM, Lake One Sock, Pa. 3 fishermen launch in a bathtub of a boat,
packed to the rim with gear. 10 minutes in, Jeremy lands a fish on a wacky
rig. Throws it back without a second look, too short. Not 5 minutes later,
Jeremy lands his second fish on the same rig, securing his spot in the top 2
and relieving any tension of the bet at hand.

Everybody ties on octopus hooks, rigs up a Blue Moccasin fish stix and hits
the water. Dave (That's Me) changes to his trusty crankbait and starts
throwing to deep water. Randy is dead sticking his WR trying his hardest to
coax a keeper into eating it.

Soon after, Dave casts his crankbait and starts working through the weeds in
the deep water. and here comes Dave's keeper bass, leaving Randy miserable
with the thought of some atrocious prom dress or bridesmaid dress just
rotting away on the racks at Salvation Army, waiting for Randy to put it on.

There will be pictures and a possible video in the near future.

Dave V




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