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May 18th, 2004 12:01 AM

Oh, This explains everything!
 
Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup
trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch
MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side
air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic
may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most
of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.
--New Yorker
Magazine

alwaysfishking May 18th, 2004 02:26 AM

Oh, This explains everything!
 
Now thats also funny and I don't care who you are.
wrote in message
...
Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup
trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch
MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side
air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic
may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most
of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.
--New Yorker
Magazine




Rob Storm May 18th, 2004 02:34 AM

Oh, This explains everything!
 
There's something to that!

Family, Friends, Fishing,
Rob Storm
http://stormsrestaurants.com

Fritz May 18th, 2004 02:36 AM

Oh, This explains everything!
 
My news software must be posting me in stealth mode.

--fritz

In alwaysfishking wrote:
Now thats also funny and I don't care who you are.
wrote in message
...
Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup
trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch
MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-
side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last
characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout
fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-
cold water. --New Yorker Magazine





Charles B. Summers May 18th, 2004 03:39 AM

Oh, This explains everything!
 
We knew who you were...

--
Charles Summers
Secret Weapon Lures
http://www.secretweaponlures.com
"Fritz" wrote in message
...
My news software must be posting me in stealth mode.

--fritz

In alwaysfishking wrote:
Now thats also funny and I don't care who you are.
wrote in message
...
Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup
trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch
MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-
side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last
characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout
fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-
cold water. --New Yorker Magazine







John Kerr May 18th, 2004 04:24 AM

Oh, This explains everything!
 
Thanks for passing that on, I liked it.
John


Jeff Durham May 18th, 2004 06:32 PM

Oh, This explains everything!
 
I would say I fit the bass fisherman profile. :-) I do fish for trout, but
that is done from a boat.

Jeff


wrote in message
...
Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup
trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch
MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side
air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic
may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most
of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.
--New Yorker
Magazine




J Buck May 19th, 2004 04:57 AM

Oh, This explains everything!
 
not even close...not the trout fishermen I know



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