an evening maintenance man
 

at least they don't put dog poo in the faux fish stix




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= Dog feces listed among ham ingredients
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= WAKEFIELD, England, Jan. 31 (UPI) -- A British meat processor on
= Tuesday was frantically trying to recall packages of sliced ham
= that list dog excrement as one of the ingredients.
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= Mick Woods, 34, told The Mirror he lost his appetite when he opened
= the $1.75 package labeled as "premium," and read the ingredients.
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= Among them was a listing of "Dog Sh--," he told the newspaper.
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= He said he and wife laughed long and hard, but didn't eat any of
= the ham.
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= Meanwhile, officials with Manchester meat manufacturer H.R.
= Hargreaves & Son were scrambling to get all of the affected
= packages recalled from stores before they could make it into
= consumers' homes.
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= The labeling prank was pulled by an employee who has since been
= fired, the report said.