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Anonymous February 11th, 2007 10:07 PM

The upside-down fly pattern
 
I call shenanigans! I call shenanigans! Get the brooms!

IAC, you didn't deny any of it, either, oh eminent carpet-fishing
hand-tossing tester o' flies...it musta been a pretty chilly swim for
you girls, repeatedly going after the ol' wonderfly during the extensive
testing....you probably paddle out doggy-style with the flashlight in
your mouth just for a little extra thrill...I'll bet the sight just
makes yer boys Klaus and Dieter just swoon and melt into in their rubber
lederhosen...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

PS: how far can a limpwristed Nazi homo like you actually throw a fly?

Man, you arn´t just stupid, you´re sick. On second thought I think I
will just simply leave. Why would you call somebody you dont even know
a nazi homo?

Sheesh, I know there are plenty of wierdos on the web, but you really take
the cake. I thought this was a fishing group.

Hey, sorry Mike if I caused you any upset. Just enthusiastic about your fly,
and the guy asked about an upside downer. No idea there were such nutcases
in here. Is this because you live in germany or something?

Johnno





Ken Fortenberry February 11th, 2007 10:59 PM

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Anonymous wrote:

Man, you arn´t just stupid, you´re sick. On second thought I think I
will just simply leave. Why would you call somebody you dont even know
snip


Mike Connor is not unknown to the veteran readers of this newsgroup.
Mike Connor has unapologetically posted vehement and disgusting
anti-homosexual invective worthy of a nazi to this fly fishing group.
Now that you know why, please feel free to simply leave and watch out
the door doesn't hit you in the arse on the way out.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wolfgang February 12th, 2007 01:02 AM

The upside-down fly pattern
 
On Feb 11, 4:59 pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

Man, you arn´t just stupid, you´re sick. On second thought I think I
will just simply leave. Why would you call somebody you dont even know
snip


Mike Connor is not unknown to the veteran readers of this newsgroup.
Mike Connor has unapologetically posted vehement and disgusting
anti-homosexual invective worthy of a nazi to this fly fishing group.
Now that you know why, please feel free to simply leave


On the other hand, it wouldn't be the least bit outrageous to suppose
that Mike knows who is writing what and responding to whom in any
particular thread.

Dumbass.

and watch out
the door doesn't hit you in the arse on the way out.


Hee, hee, hee.....he said "arse." :)

Wolfgang
well, he did.


jeff February 12th, 2007 01:54 AM

The upside-down fly pattern
 
Wolfgang wrote:
On Feb 11, 4:59 pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Anonymous wrote:


Man, you arn´t just stupid, you´re sick. On second thought I think I
will just simply leave. Why would you call somebody you dont even know
snip


Mike Connor is not unknown to the veteran readers of this newsgroup.
Mike Connor has unapologetically posted vehement and disgusting
anti-homosexual invective worthy of a nazi to this fly fishing group.
Now that you know why, please feel free to simply leave



On the other hand, it wouldn't be the least bit outrageous to suppose
that Mike knows who is writing what and responding to whom in any
particular thread.

Dumbass.


and watch out
the door doesn't hit you in the arse on the way out.



Hee, hee, hee.....he said "arse." :)

Wolfgang
well, he did.


huh??... kenny is now defending rdean's calling mike connor a
"limpwristed nazi homo" because kenny is upset with mike's expressed
dislike for homosexuals?? oh brother...

Wolfgang February 12th, 2007 02:53 AM

The upside-down fly pattern
 
On Feb 11, 7:54 pm, jeff wrote:
Wolfgang wrote:
On Feb 11, 4:59 pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:


Anonymous wrote:


Man, you arn´t just stupid, you´re sick. On second thought I think I
will just simply leave. Why would you call somebody you dont even know
snip


Mike Connor is not unknown to the veteran readers of this newsgroup.
Mike Connor has unapologetically posted vehement and disgusting
anti-homosexual invective worthy of a nazi to this fly fishing group.
Now that you know why, please feel free to simply leave


On the other hand, it wouldn't be the least bit outrageous to suppose
that Mike knows who is writing what and responding to whom in any
particular thread.


Dumbass.


and watch out
the door doesn't hit you in the arse on the way out.


Hee, hee, hee.....he said "arse." :)


Wolfgang
well, he did.


huh??... kenny is now defending rdean's calling mike connor a
"limpwristed nazi homo" because kenny is upset with mike's expressed
dislike for homosexuals?? oh brother...


Oh, it's even more fun than that. Kennie doesn't have much of an idea
of who is responding to whom about what. Remember that monkeys,
typewriters and Shakespeare thingy? Well, we're about halfway there.
The principle difference is that the monkeys have a much better notion
of what is expected of them......and how to get the job done.

Wolfgang
dicklet, on the other hand......well, projectile vomiting on a
keyboard doesn't really require hands, does it?.


[email protected] February 12th, 2007 04:50 AM

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On Feb 11, 11:59 pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

Man, you arn´t just stupid, you´re sick. On second thought I think I
will just simply leave. Why would you call somebody you dont even know
snip


Mike Connor is not unknown to the veteran readers of this newsgroup.
Mike Connor has unapologetically posted vehement and disgusting
anti-homosexual invective worthy of a nazi to this fly fishing group.
Now that you know why, please feel free to simply leave and watch out
the door doesn't hit you in the arse on the way out.

--
Ken Fortenberry


You are simply a liar. I have not posted anything of the sort. I
merely stated quite clearly that I did not like queers. I still don´t.
It is a simple matter for anybody who wishes to go and check. It does
not matter a jot how many times you repeat such lies, they remain
lies. You can not quote a single instance of "vehement invective" from
me on this matter, because there is none.

Quite obviously, you and Mr.Dean are the experts for invective here.
Anybody reading the absolute nonsense you both write probably merely
assumes you are unhinged.

The pair of you have once again turned a perfectly innocent question
from somebody about a fishing matter, into an insulting and completely
abnormal outpouring of violent and evil rubbish. You have quite
obviously driven many people away from this newsgroup, and you are
also effectively preventing anybody else from joining. Nobody with any
sense at all would even take the remotest chance of being subjected to
your sociopathic nonsense.

It is embarrassing to think that people with such vicious and
disgracefully demeaning characters should even be anglers. You are not
even worthy of pity.

Mike Connor


Ken Fortenberry February 12th, 2007 12:00 PM

The upside-down fly pattern
 
wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

Man, you arn´t just stupid, you´re sick. On second thought I think I
will just simply leave. Why would you call somebody you dont even know
snip

Mike Connor is not unknown to the veteran readers of this newsgroup.
Mike Connor has unapologetically posted vehement and disgusting
anti-homosexual invective worthy of a nazi to this fly fishing group.
Now that you know why, please feel free to simply leave and watch out
the door doesn't hit you in the arse on the way out.


You are simply a liar. I have not posted anything of the sort.


Yeah, you have. More than once. I don't blame you for lying
about it, in fact, your lying about it is a somewhat hopeful
sign in that even a disgusting bigot such as yourself can be
embarassed by their own ignorance.

--
Ken Fortenberry

[email protected] February 12th, 2007 01:26 PM

The upside-down fly pattern
 
On 11 Feb 2007 20:50:54 -0800, wrote:

On Feb 11, 11:59 pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

Man, you arn´t just stupid, you´re sick. On second thought I think I
will just simply leave. Why would you call somebody you dont even know
snip


Mike Connor is not unknown to the veteran readers of this newsgroup.
Mike Connor has unapologetically posted vehement and disgusting
anti-homosexual invective worthy of a nazi to this fly fishing group.
Now that you know why, please feel free to simply leave and watch out
the door doesn't hit you in the arse on the way out.

--
Ken Fortenberry


You are simply a liar. I have not posted anything of the sort. I
merely stated quite clearly that I did not like queers. I still don´t.
It is a simple matter for anybody who wishes to go and check. It does
not matter a jot how many times you repeat such lies, they remain
lies. You can not quote a single instance of "vehement invective" from
me on this matter, because there is none.

NOTE- I'm replying here, even though the reply to which I am replying
isn't to a reply of mine because 42,456 of the voices in my...er,
sockophan....er, fans emailed me within 2.4 seconds that my name had
been mentioned on ROFF. Naw...really, I just sorta figured Mikey's
reply would be a real source of humor, and by golly, I was
right...again...

Quite obviously, you and Mr.Dean are the experts for invective here.


And we're getting team jackets next week..."The Anglers of Invective"
(Note to Ken - I got the artwork samples - I think the flyrods rigged
with chains and maces are a bit much, and I'm a bit iffy on the creel
full of skulls...the bloody priests were nice and colorful, though...)

Anybody reading the absolute nonsense you both write probably merely
assumes you are unhinged.


Anybody? EVERY TIME?

The pair of you have once again turned a perfectly innocent question
from somebody about a fishing matter, into an insulting and completely
abnormal outpouring of violent and evil rubbish.


Oh, Gracie, have a drink and calm down...do you like KEY-ann-tee?
slurp Perhaps a nosh - care for a fava bean?

You have quite obviously driven many people away from this
newsgroup,


Guilty as charged, I must admit - between you and your sockpuppets,
"y'all" alone have left and were neverever coming back, what, 436 times
now...

and you are also effectively preventing anybody else from joining.


ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!

Nobody with any sense at all would even take the remotest chance
of being subjected to your sociopathic nonsense.


And here you are...again...just a readin' and a replyin'...I'm telling
ya, you need those NASA diapers...according to the news, they're really
in vogue with people with no sense or self-control...

It is embarrassing to think that people with such vicious and
disgracefully demeaning characters should even be anglers. You are not
even worthy of pity.


SNICKER...lemmee guess: you arrived at this conclusion after
thoroughly studying the information at a coupla-hundred links...and
you're prepared to share them ALL in a post and three successive
self-replies...

Mike Connor


Which one, the pompous, posturing, self-important windbag, the whining,
nun-beating passive-aggressive ******, the sockpuppeting dip****, or ???

Kevin Vang February 12th, 2007 02:56 PM

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In article ,
says...
Anybody reading the absolute nonsense you both write probably merely
assumes you are unhinged.


Anybody? EVERY TIME?



Of course not -- I find rdean's posts to be rational and lucid up
to 20% of the time, on a good week.

Kevin

Tom Nakashima February 12th, 2007 03:11 PM

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"Kevin Vang" wrote in message
t...
In article ,
says...
Anybody reading the absolute nonsense you both write probably merely
assumes you are unhinged.


Anybody? EVERY TIME?



Of course not -- I find rdean's posts to be rational and lucid up
to 20% of the time, on a good week.

Kevin


Perhaps I'm one of the few who don't even bother reading them.
fwiw,
-tom




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