Ahem.
 

I was in the Ikea store in College Park, Maryland today, and in a
mock-up of a bathroom containing the fixtures Ikea sells--set up
as in a real bathroom, you understand--there was a very nice
toilet, with a clear plastic sheet stretched over the bowl and on
this sheet was a yellow rectangle with large red blocks letters
saying "FOR DISPLAY ONLY."

- JR
(who really, really misses Oregon).....

Ahem.
 

On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 20:41:14 -0400, JR wrote:

I was in the Ikea store in College Park, Maryland today, and in a
mock-up of a bathroom containing the fixtures Ikea sells--set up
as in a real bathroom, you understand--there was a very nice
toilet, with a clear plastic sheet stretched over the bowl and on
this sheet was a yellow rectangle with large red blocks letters
saying "FOR DISPLAY ONLY."

- JR
(who really, really misses Oregon).....

I'd have removed the rectangle and watched awhile...

HTH,
R
....ah, memories...nothing like a little plastic wrap on a collegiate
crapper...

Ahem.
 

"JR" wrote in message
...
I was in the Ikea store in College Park, Maryland today, and in a
mock-up of a bathroom containing the fixtures Ikea sells--set up
as in a real bathroom, you understand--there was a very nice
toilet, with a clear plastic sheet stretched over the bowl and on
this sheet was a yellow rectangle with large red blocks letters
saying "FOR DISPLAY ONLY."
- JR
(who really, really misses Oregon).....


Wasn't there a scene, something similar in Jackass the Movie, where
a guy walks in, drops his pants and takes a crap in one of the display
toilets?
-tom

Ahem.
 

On Oct 21, 5:41 pm, JR wrote:
I was in the Ikea store in College Park, Maryland today, and in a
mock-up of a bathroom containing the fixtures Ikea sells--set up
as in a real bathroom, you understand--there was a very nice
toilet, with a clear plastic sheet stretched over the bowl and on
this sheet was a yellow rectangle with large red blocks letters
saying "FOR DISPLAY ONLY."

- JR
(who really, really misses Oregon).....

Putting Saran wrap over the toilet bowl is an old party trick ( or
something you can do to anyone you don't like). Works great where
people are drinking or in a hurry. Where there not in a hurry you
can mix up a cup of unflavored gelatin an carefully pour it in the
bowl. You have to use two or three envelopes and give it a few hours.