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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and
were standing in the lobby discussing their recent
tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came
out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?"
they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't
stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

g.c.

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"George Cleveland" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and
were standing in the lobby discussing their recent
tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came
out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?"
they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't
stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

g.c.

Speaking of chestnuts;

Two guys out fishing a lake, in a boat.

The guy in the bow hooks something and hauls it in. It turns out to be an
old bottle.

He rubs some of the muck off it, and out pops a genie!

"Thanks very much for releasing me" says the genie. " You can have one wish
for anything you like".

"Oh right" the guy replies. "We just drank the last beer. Can you turn this
whole lake into beer?".

"No problem" says the genie, turns the whole lake into beer, and then
disappears in a puff of smoke.

"You bloody fool!", the other guy says to his mate. "Why did you do that?".

"Fool?", says the first guy, "We got a lake full of beer!"

"Yes", his companion replies, "but now we´ll have to **** in the boat!".

TL
MC

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"Mike Connor" Mike-Connor wrote in message
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"George Cleveland" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
...
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and
were standing in the lobby discussing their recent
tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came
out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?"
they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't
stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

g.c.

Speaking of chestnuts;

Two guys out fishing a lake, in a boat.

The guy in the bow hooks something and hauls it in. It turns out to be an
old bottle.

He rubs some of the muck off it, and out pops a genie!

"Thanks very much for releasing me" says the genie. " You can have one
wish
for anything you like".

"Oh right" the guy replies. "We just drank the last beer. Can you turn
this
whole lake into beer?".

"No problem" says the genie, turns the whole lake into beer, and then
disappears in a puff of smoke.

"You bloody fool!", the other guy says to his mate. "Why did you do
that?".

"Fool?", says the first guy, "We got a lake full of beer!"

"Yes", his companion replies, "but now we´ll have to **** in the boat!".



To teach my kids about transfinite numbers.

A guy walking on a beach finds an old bottle, rubs it and out pops a genie.
"Thanks for releasing me, you get three wishes." sez the genie.

"Cool" says the man. "I wish for a bottle of ice-cold beer, one that never
gets warm, never goes flat, and never runs dry."

"Done deal" the genie says, and poof, a full bottle of beer appears in the
mans hands. He takes a long, deep drink, wipes off his mouth, and the bottle
is still full, still cold, still frothy.

"This is great!" he says. "Gimme two more, just like it!"

--riverman

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Sick, but funny. (Did your kids like it)

Jim Ray

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"Mike Connor" Mike-Connor wrote in message
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"George Cleveland" schrieb im
Newsbeitrag
...
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and
were standing in the lobby discussing their recent
tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came
out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?"
they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't
stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

g.c.

Speaking of chestnuts;

Two guys out fishing a lake, in a boat.

The guy in the bow hooks something and hauls it in. It turns out to be
an
old bottle.

He rubs some of the muck off it, and out pops a genie!

"Thanks very much for releasing me" says the genie. " You can have one
wish
for anything you like".

"Oh right" the guy replies. "We just drank the last beer. Can you turn
this
whole lake into beer?".

"No problem" says the genie, turns the whole lake into beer, and then
disappears in a puff of smoke.

"You bloody fool!", the other guy says to his mate. "Why did you do
that?".

"Fool?", says the first guy, "We got a lake full of beer!"

"Yes", his companion replies, "but now we´ll have to **** in the boat!".



To teach my kids about transfinite numbers.

A guy walking on a beach finds an old bottle, rubs it and out pops a
genie.
"Thanks for releasing me, you get three wishes." sez the genie.

"Cool" says the man. "I wish for a bottle of ice-cold beer, one that never
gets warm, never goes flat, and never runs dry."

"Done deal" the genie says, and poof, a full bottle of beer appears in
the
mans hands. He takes a long, deep drink, wipes off his mouth, and the
bottle
is still full, still cold, still frothy.

"This is great!" he says. "Gimme two more, just like it!"

--riverman

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You hear about Ghandi? That great, inferm Indian Mystic with bad breath who
walked around barefoot? You know: The Super Calloused, Fragile, Mystic; hexed
by Halitosis.