There Will Be Crap...
 

We just saw the movie, "There Will Be Blood." I'm now convinced that
movie critics watch movies while either smoking crack cut with Drano and
asbestos while snorting spray paint as someone pumps grain alcohol into
them via IV and/or simply don't care that folks realize that they accept
any bribe offered by studios. If you haven't wasted your time (and
money), I'd suggest keeping it that way. All agreed we'd rather see a
marathon showing of the 42 extended-play DVD boxed set, "From The Rough
- Par-3 Golf Course Practice"...on a B & W TV with the vertical hold
out...in a dry Oklahoma county...in an un-air-conditioned travel
trailer...in August...while Frank did a rain dance on the roof and
George filled up on sprouts and beer in the kitchen...

OK, so the rest didn't mention Frank and George,
R
....but trust me or don't, the tornado and explosive farts would have
been a welcome diversion...

There Will Be Crap...
 

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We just saw the movie, "There Will Be Blood." I'm now convinced that
movie critics watch movies while either smoking crack cut with Drano and
asbestos while snorting spray paint as someone pumps grain alcohol into
them via IV and/or simply don't care that folks realize that they accept
any bribe offered by studios. If you haven't wasted your time (and
money), I'd suggest keeping it that way. All agreed we'd rather see a
marathon showing of the 42 extended-play DVD boxed set, "From The Rough
- Par-3 Golf Course Practice"...on a B & W TV with the vertical hold
out...in a dry Oklahoma county...in an un-air-conditioned travel
trailer...in August...while Frank did a rain dance on the roof and
George filled up on sprouts and beer in the kitchen...

OK, so the rest didn't mention Frank and George,
R
...but trust me or don't, the tornado and explosive farts would have
been a welcome diversion...


didn't like it, eh? Don't hold back, now.g
Tom

There Will Be Crap...
 

On Jul 15, 12:17*am, wrote:
We just saw the movie, "There Will Be Blood." *I'm now convinced that
movie critics watch movies while either smoking crack cut with Drano and
asbestos while snorting spray paint as someone pumps grain alcohol into
them via IV and/or simply don't care that folks realize that they accept
any bribe offered by studios. *If you haven't wasted your time (and
money), I'd suggest keeping it that way. *All agreed we'd rather see a
marathon showing of the 42 extended-play DVD boxed set, "From The Rough
- Par-3 Golf Course Practice"...on a B & W TV with the vertical hold
out...in a dry Oklahoma county...in an un-air-conditioned travel
trailer...in August...while Frank did a rain dance on the roof and
George filled up on sprouts and beer in the kitchen...

OK, so the rest didn't mention Frank and George,
R
...but trust me or don't, the tornado and explosive farts would have
been a welcome diversion...

Bringing my road show to DC this evening.
Frank "Naked Twister" Reid