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[email protected] August 9th, 2008 11:47 PM

Mr.Lebow
 
I have warned you a number of times not to send harassing and abusive
e-mail to my mail boxes.

I now have a whole bundle of very long e-mails from you, all stupid
and abusive.

Unless you cease this nonsense immediately, I will forward them all to
your provider and the various other bodies who deal with such abuse.

On Sat, Aug 9, 2008 at 5:28 PM, Fred wrote:

snip snip snip?
Useless insane and inae drivel from M Conners

Yo Mike
My rejoinder to you calling me stupid is that you are a crazy
bastarsd
Real ****ing NUTS!
So quit flaming this NG and ESAD

Your pal and lover
Dick Cheney



Mike Connor

http://www.mike1.bplaced.net/Wikka/HomePage

Ken Fortenberry[_2_] August 9th, 2008 11:56 PM

Mr.Lebow
 
wrote:
snip


Doh !

My bet at 96 days loses. Who had an hour and three minutes ?

LOL !!

--
Ken Fortenberry

Dave LaCourse August 10th, 2008 12:54 AM

Mr.Lebow
 
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:56:38 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

My bet at 96 days loses. Who had an hour and three minutes ?


And it need not have been posted to roff. E-mail should have been
fine. But, noooooooo.................



RedFisher54 August 10th, 2008 01:04 AM

Mr.Lebow
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote in rec.outdoors.fishing.fly:

wrote:
snip


Doh !

My bet at 96 days loses. Who had an hour and three minutes ?

LOL !!


He's already posting his foul-mouthed tirades over at a.b.e-book.tech. I
just outed a Mr. George Orwell aka sock puppet His Looney Mikenes. The
boys over there should have a bit of fun with what you fellows left of
his mangy hide until he skulks off to lick his wounds.

I must say that I have had more than a few laughs lurking around reading
the goings on here and at ROFFT.

Actually I just checked the date on his post and it was Aug. 02.

Oh well it was fun outing him anyway.

C'ya

BJ

[email protected] August 10th, 2008 01:09 AM

Mr.Lebow
 
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 15:47:18 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

I have warned you a number of times not to send harassing and abusive
e-mail to my mail boxes.

I now have a whole bundle of very long e-mails from you, all stupid
and abusive.

Unless you cease this nonsense immediately, I will forward them all to
your provider and the various other bodies who deal with such abuse.

On Sat, Aug 9, 2008 at 5:28 PM, Fred wrote:

snip snip snip?
Useless insane and inae drivel from M Conners

Yo Mike
My rejoinder to you calling me stupid is that you are a crazy
bastarsd
Real ****ing NUTS!
So quit flaming this NG and ESAD

Your pal and lover
Dick Cheney



Mike Connor

http://www.mike1.bplaced.net/Wikka/HomePage

Ya know, it's a real shame ol' J. Edgar is dead and gone...this would
have been right up his, er, well, alley...at least...and then some...

IAC, I can see the FBI going on high double-secret alert on this one:

BUZZ "Mr. Mueller, there's a Mr. Connor on line 63 for you, sir..."

"Who...?"

"He says his name is Herr Michael Connor and he's an
internationally-known flyfishing expert..."

"Huh...oh, wait...I'll take it...:"

"Darth, you ol' *******, what's the joke...?"

"Darth? Who's Darth? This is Mike Connor and my reputation has been
ruined!"

"Wha...?"

"That's right, dumbo, ruined! Don't you mother****ing ****bags speak
English over there?!"

"Look, pal, I'm busy..."

"Me too, me too...I'm sure my website got 100,000 hits, but the numbers
only show about 17..."

Director Mueller hits the mute button

"Miss Jones, trace this call and send the rubber truck squad to the
address, please..."

He releases the mute button

"OK, OK, calm down and tell me all about it..."

"Well, that's more like it, ****bag! First, there's Fortenberry, who
called me a loony, and there's Littleton, who suggested I see a shrink,
oh, and there's that Dean ******* - he said I wear lederhosen and..."

"What?"

"What, what?"

"Did you say 'lighted hoses'?"

"NO, YOU STUPID MOTHER****ING DUMBO, I SAID LEDERHOSEN! LEATHER ****IN'
SHORTS WITH BRACES! The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews, Do Re Mi, you
****bag! Don't you stupid Americans know anything?!"

"Oh..."

"So anyway, this Dean ******* said I wear lederhosen at the train
station to get George Michael's attention, and then, there's Fred..."

"Yeah, there would be...so what did this Fred do?"

"He EMAILED me!"

"And what did he say?"

"I don't know. It's gibberish and I can't understand it, but I'm sure
it will ruin my reputation, so I posted it online..."

click

and thus ends Scene One, Act One of ROFFian Playhouse's production of
"The Nutcase Always Rings Twice," starring Mike Connor and
guest-starring Robert Mueller as the irritated FBI Director.

Ken Fortenberry[_2_] August 10th, 2008 01:23 AM

Mr.Lebow
 
wrote:

Ya know, it's a real shame ol' J. Edgar is dead and gone...this would
have been right up his, er, well, alley...at least...and then some...

IAC, I can see the FBI going on high double-secret alert on this one:

BUZZ "Mr. Mueller, there's a Mr. Connor on line 63 for you, sir..."

"Who...?"

"He says his name is Herr Michael Connor and he's an
internationally-known flyfishing expert..."

"Huh...oh, wait...I'll take it...:"

"Darth, you ol' *******, what's the joke...?"

"Darth? Who's Darth? This is Mike Connor and my reputation has been
ruined!"

"Wha...?"

"That's right, dumbo, ruined! Don't you mother****ing ****bags speak
English over there?!"

"Look, pal, I'm busy..."

"Me too, me too...I'm sure my website got 100,000 hits, but the numbers
only show about 17..."

Director Mueller hits the mute button

"Miss Jones, trace this call and send the rubber truck squad to the
address, please..."

He releases the mute button

"OK, OK, calm down and tell me all about it..."

"Well, that's more like it, ****bag! First, there's Fortenberry, who
called me a loony, and there's Littleton, who suggested I see a shrink,
oh, and there's that Dean ******* - he said I wear lederhosen and..."

"What?"

"What, what?"

"Did you say 'lighted hoses'?"

"NO, YOU STUPID MOTHER****ING DUMBO, I SAID LEDERHOSEN! LEATHER ****IN'
SHORTS WITH BRACES! The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews, Do Re Mi, you
****bag! Don't you stupid Americans know anything?!"

"Oh..."

"So anyway, this Dean ******* said I wear lederhosen at the train
station to get George Michael's attention, and then, there's Fred..."

"Yeah, there would be...so what did this Fred do?"

"He EMAILED me!"

"And what did he say?"

"I don't know. It's gibberish and I can't understand it, but I'm sure
it will ruin my reputation, so I posted it online..."

click

and thus ends Scene One, Act One of ROFFian Playhouse's production of
"The Nutcase Always Rings Twice," starring Mike Connor and
guest-starring Robert Mueller as the irritated FBI Director.


LOL !! Too funny to snip.

The FBI will hear about this blatant attempt to defame, insult and
harass His Loony Mikeness and there will be "consequences" !! You
can expect to see the black helicopters any time now.

LOL !!

--
Ken Fortenberry

Opus--Mark H. Bowen August 10th, 2008 01:46 AM

Mr.Lebow
 

"RedFisher54" wrote in message
...
Ken Fortenberry wrote in rec.outdoors.fishing.fly:

wrote:
snip


Doh !

My bet at 96 days loses. Who had an hour and three minutes ?

LOL !!


He's already posting his foul-mouthed tirades over at a.b.e-book.tech. I
just outed a Mr. George Orwell aka sock puppet His Looney Mikenes. The
boys over there should have a bit of fun with what you fellows left of
his mangy hide until he skulks off to lick his wounds.

I must say that I have had more than a few laughs lurking around reading
the goings on here and at ROFFT.

Actually I just checked the date on his post and it was Aug. 02.

Oh well it was fun outing him anyway.

C'ya

BJ


If he has been over at a.b.e-book.tech, I sure couldn't find anything he has
posted there? I found nothin but a bunch pic posts from some character
named "carjack."
medStudy_Q&A_Disc_1-Repost-3 - "MEDSTUDYINTERNAL.rar.vol3+3.PAR2" (2/2)

A bit strange wouldn't you say BJ?

Op





RedFisher54 August 10th, 2008 01:49 AM

Mr.Lebow
 
Opus--Mark H. Bowen wrote in rec.outdoors.fishing.fly:


"RedFisher54" wrote in message
...
Ken Fortenberry wrote in rec.outdoors.fishing.fly:

wrote:
snip

Doh !

My bet at 96 days loses. Who had an hour and three minutes ?

LOL !!


He's already posting his foul-mouthed tirades over at
a.b.e-book.tech. I just outed a Mr. George Orwell aka sock puppet
His Looney Mikenes. The boys over there should have a bit of fun
with what you fellows left of his mangy hide until he skulks off to
lick his wounds.

I must say that I have had more than a few laughs lurking around
reading the goings on here and at ROFFT.

Actually I just checked the date on his post and it was Aug. 02.

Oh well it was fun outing him anyway.

C'ya

BJ


If he has been over at a.b.e-book.tech, I sure couldn't find anything
he has posted there? I found nothin but a bunch pic posts from some
character named "carjack."
medStudy_Q&A_Disc_1-Repost-3 - "MEDSTUDYINTERNAL.rar.vol3+3.PAR2"
(2/2)

A bit strange wouldn't you say BJ?

Op






a.b.e.technical?

He was there alright and left his stink on the place.

Just sort by name and look for George Orwell.

If it looks like s**t, feels like s**T and smells like s**t, it's gotta
be Mikey.

Nobody pays much attention to the whiners over there anyhow. I just
happened to stumble on his brief rant whilst perusing the latest
offerings.

Almost 147,000 headers in there and he's the only George.

BJ

Tom Littleton August 10th, 2008 02:10 AM

Mr.Lebow
 

wrote in message
...

BUZZ "Mr. Mueller, there's a Mr. Connor on line 63 for you, sir..."

"Who...?"

"He says his name is Herr Michael Connor and he's an
internationally-known flyfishing expert..."

"Huh...oh, wait...I'll take it...:"

"Darth, you ol' *******, what's the joke...?"

"Darth? Who's Darth? This is Mike Connor and my reputation has been
ruined!"

"Wha...?"

"That's right, dumbo, ruined! Don't you mother****ing ****bags speak
English over there?!"

"Look, pal, I'm busy..."

"Me too, me too...I'm sure my website got 100,000 hits, but the numbers
only show about 17..."

Director Mueller hits the mute button

"Miss Jones, trace this call and send the rubber truck squad to the
address, please..."

He releases the mute button

"OK, OK, calm down and tell me all about it..."

"Well, that's more like it, ****bag! First, there's Fortenberry, who
called me a loony, and there's Littleton, who suggested I see a shrink,
oh, and there's that Dean ******* - he said I wear lederhosen and..."

"What?"

"What, what?"

"Did you say 'lighted hoses'?"

"NO, YOU STUPID MOTHER****ING DUMBO, I SAID LEDERHOSEN! LEATHER ****IN'
SHORTS WITH BRACES! The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews, Do Re Mi, you
****bag! Don't you stupid Americans know anything?!"

"Oh..."

"So anyway, this Dean ******* said I wear lederhosen at the train
station to get George Michael's attention, and then, there's Fred..."

"Yeah, there would be...so what did this Fred do?"

"He EMAILED me!"

"And what did he say?"

"I don't know. It's gibberish and I can't understand it, but I'm sure
it will ruin my reputation, so I posted it online..."

click

and thus ends Scene One, Act One of ROFFian Playhouse's production of
"The Nutcase Always Rings Twice," starring Mike Connor and
guest-starring Robert Mueller as the irritated FBI Director.



......Act Two starts with a flashback scene, with a way-too-serious young lad
yells obscenties at his schoolmates, who tease him mercilessly and laugh at
his little fits of rage...
Tom



[email protected] August 11th, 2008 10:55 PM

Mr.Lebow
 
On Aug 10, 2:09*am, wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 15:47:18 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:



I have warned you a number of times not to send harassing and abusive
e-mail to my mail boxes.


I now have a whole bundle of very long e-mails from you, all stupid
and abusive.


Unless you cease this nonsense immediately, I will forward them all to
your provider and the various other bodies who deal with such abuse.


On Sat, Aug 9, 2008 at 5:28 PM, Fred wrote:


* *snip snip snip?
* *Useless insane and inae drivel from M Conners


* *Yo Mike
* *My rejoinder to you calling me stupid is that you are a crazy
bastarsd
* *Real ****ing NUTS!
* *So quit flaming this NG and ESAD


* *Your pal and lover
* *Dick Cheney


Mike Connor


http://www.mike1.bplaced.net/Wikka/HomePage


Ya know, it's a real shame ol' J. Edgar is dead and gone...this would
have been right up his, er, well, alley...at least...and then some...

IAC, I can see the FBI going on high double-secret alert on this one:

BUZZ "Mr. Mueller, there's a Mr. Connor on line 63 for you, sir..."

"Who...?"

"He says his name is Herr Michael Connor and he's an
internationally-known flyfishing expert..."

"Huh...oh, wait...I'll take it...:"

"Darth, you ol' *******, what's the joke...?"

"Darth? *Who's Darth? *This is Mike Connor and my reputation has been
ruined!"

"Wha...?"

"That's right, dumbo, ruined! *Don't you mother****ing ****bags speak
English over there?!"

"Look, pal, I'm busy..."

"Me too, me too...I'm sure my website got 100,000 hits, but the numbers
only show about 17..."

Director Mueller hits the mute button

"Miss Jones, trace this call and send the rubber truck squad to the
address, please..."

He releases the mute button

"OK, OK, calm down and tell me all about it..."

"Well, that's more like it, ****bag! *First, there's Fortenberry, who
called me a loony, and there's Littleton, who suggested I see a shrink,
oh, and there's that Dean ******* - he said I wear lederhosen and..."

"What?"

"What, what?"

"Did you say 'lighted hoses'?"

"NO, YOU STUPID MOTHER****ING DUMBO, I SAID LEDERHOSEN! *LEATHER ****IN'
SHORTS WITH BRACES! *The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews, Do Re Mi, you
****bag! Don't you stupid Americans know anything?!"

"Oh..."

"So anyway, this Dean ******* said I wear lederhosen at the train
station to get George Michael's attention, and then, there's Fred..."

"Yeah, there would be...so what did this Fred do?"

"He EMAILED me!"

"And what did he say?"

"I don't know. *It's gibberish and I can't understand it, but I'm sure
it will ruin my reputation, so I posted it online..."

click

and thus ends Scene One, Act One of ROFFian Playhouse's production of
"The Nutcase Always Rings Twice," starring Mike Connor and
guest-starring Robert Mueller as the irritated FBI Director.


Heh heh, very funny, you actually show gleams of real humour and
intelligence occasionally, shame you have to misuse it.

Mike Connor

http://www.mike1.bplaced.net/Wikka/HomePage


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