Fishing - This is awesome!! Check it out

On Thu, 18 Dec 2003 09:27:09 GMT, "Rev. 11D Meow! © ®"
licked out their mother's **** before
spitting their daddy's sperm into the following example of why
cumshots get me hard:

oh, sure...

I bet you are so ****ing sorry tha you are forcing yourself to shower with
your clothes on for the next decade...

As if you've ever bathed even once in your entire miserable existence here
on Planet Hell!

planet hell?

i was sure my ticket said planet lotsasexhereia.

damn.

that explains michael jackson, i guess.

"justin" wrote in message
. com...
| Hi there,
| I am very sorry that this post, which is clearly spam, was posted. It
| seems someone else used my computer and posted this pyramid scheme as
| some sort of prank. Again, I am very sorry, and I nuked the original
| post. Thank you.
|
| the real Justin

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Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is
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life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital
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insert subliminals

Bob.13
[971] And the Lord visited Johnno in the middle of the night, and yea
he did bring a six pack.

Bob.21
[12] And the Lord came inside Jenny and spaketh to Bob, saying, "****,
she was a bit of alright."

Head.21
[2] First, go down the shaft the entire length, drawing breath only
when the Head passes the tonsils. Thus doth gagging be prevented.

Johnno.22
[9] Had meself a whole ****in' slab on me own and me 'n' Bazza
polished off a whole fourteen crates of Stones Ginger Wine before
finishing up all yuppie-like with a carton of milk which kept us goin'
aaaaaaaall night, right.

Bob.31
[54] And the Lord drained his lizard on Bob's Geraldton Wax.

Blue.1
[1] Garn, Blue!

Mondo.43
[80] Lo! The slag shall lay down with the bog, and of the two a child
would be born, and his name will be Boz.

Bazza.22
[19] And Bob went unto Bazza and saith he in angered voice, "Oi! Did
you root me missus last night?" And Bazza said unto Bob, "Maybe. How
the **** should I know? I was rat-arsed." And Bob forgave Bazza,
saying, "Yeah, I guess I know how it was. After all, you let me off
for rooting Cheryl last month."

Johnno.8
[18] Yeah, and then we staggered down to the pub for a few more beers,
only Bazza fell in the gutter and we left him there cuz he was
****faced. Then, about ten, while I was finishing off the bottle of
Jack all by meself, Chezza comes up she's like, "Hey, Bazza's passed
out and all, and I'm feeling horny, so, wanna root?" And I'm like,
"Yeah, sure. Why not?"

17Bob.35
[256.988] And the Lord did Party On, and after the third day, He didst
pass His wine from His mouth, whereupon He didst look down upon the
Earth and say, "Cor, don't remember eating that..."

Bob.13
[965] And Johnno did see the Lite and he was afraid.

Bob.13
[966] And Johnno did drinketh of the Lite, and lo! It tasted like
****.

insert fundamentals

"Ask a series of seemingly innocent questions which are designed to
trap the antagonist in their own errors." - Socratic Irony

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"You're a bunny squick."

insert othermentals

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"You have basically taken over this newsgroup with peurile postings
and trolls, and I just give up." - Whigglesworth

"C for Cocksucker I guess...what an arrogant pig ****ing asshole." - Kaptain

"Buddha statues disturb me." - St. Chucky the Chunderous

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one long day
in the middle of the day
there was a postman
who delivered
many letters
and half a pound of spermacidal jelly
to number 52
on goodberry lane
where miss jenny potter
had a little flat
above mister bozzman's house.
- SJ 2001

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