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kuikahi January 18th, 2009 07:32 PM

You're a pussy if you camp or backpack like this
 
You're the type of guy or girl like this:

1. Hates the Rambo movies
2. Hates the Predator (1) movie
3. thinks guns and arrows should be banned from all National Parks
and national forests.
4. Wants to ban hunting all over the USA - thinks it is cute to pet
bears, wolves, coyotes, deers, etc.
5. Thinks National Parks are like Disneyland
6. Guy is PW'd (pussy whipped) and wears city slicking clothes and
tennis shoes in wilderness
areas to please his girlfriend or wife.
7. After one hour at a campsite, already wants to check in the
motel
8. Hates camping food, and already wants to go to McDonalds.
9. Buys all his camping stuff at REI, and hates Cabelas,
Sportsmansguide, BassPro, and Briqade quartermasters.
10. Texting too much with his Ipod, cell phone, and keeps asking
why
there is no Wi-fi or cellular
phone coverage in the wilderness.
11. Brings his basketball, football, and baseball gloves to a
camping area, and keep talking
about Lebron James.
12. Hates the boy scouts or girl scouts when he or she was a kid.
13. combs his hair too much and looks like a Metro-boy or "Gay
Lord", or Japanese Anime (whatever)
looking forward to get out of the campground back into the
concrete jungle of City Slicking life.
14. Especially Asians calling White People if they live out of the
SF Bay Area, Rednecks.
15 Doesn't know how to start a fire or set-up a tent and decides
to
sleep in the car eagerly waiting
to get the hell out of the camp site.
16. Watches a DVD movie on the roof of their SUV at night instead of
starting a campfire.


Once a pussy and always a pussy, FU2



Fred January 18th, 2009 07:51 PM

You're a pussy if you camp or backpack like this
 

On 18-Jan-2009, kuikahi wrote:

1. Hates the Rambo movies


I qualify
I think that Stallone is a POS as are all his films - Vilence jsut for the
sake of violence w lirttle or no intricate plot nor other redeeming quality
- All formula no substance
I agree with #3 #5
#9 #12 I hate Cabelas and their political motives
and as I kid I would never join the BSA

I even hate this ****head poster who seems to be an idiot and insecure of
his own manhood

Fred

Tom Littleton January 18th, 2009 07:54 PM

You're a pussy if you camp or backpack like this
 

"kuikahi" wrote in message
...


I guess one can differ. I figure you're pretty suspect if you whine like a
girl over what other people prefer......
Grow up, dude.........................
Tom



Fred January 19th, 2009 01:48 AM

You're a pussy if you camp or backpack like this
 

On 18-Jan-2009, "Fred" wrote:

1. Hates the Rambo movies

I qualify
I think that Stallone is a POS as are all his films - Vilence jsut for the
sake of violence w lirttle or no intricate plot nor other redeeming
quality
- All formula no substance


Re "Sly" Stallone
He is a horrid actor and has been so for a long time
Lords of Flatbush
after that
He went downhill I do not consider him a cerebral actor nor do I consider
your post cerebral or intelligent on any level
He has blown quite a few movies for me
The one w Wesley Snipes was the worst ever or amongst them.


Your post, seems like on some crazy level that your masculinity has been
atttacked
If so pls vent eleswhere
Or think a bit before you post.

Thanks
Fred

Larry L January 19th, 2009 03:58 AM

You're a pussy if you camp or backpack like this
 

"kuikahi" wrote

a bunch of very, very, dumb stuff



I've camped in nearly every style from tied to a narrow ledge 1500 feet
above the valley floor, to a plastic tube tent on a long solo backpack into
an area in B.C. known for Grizzlies, to watching videos in an RV while
eating popcorn hot from the microwave .... and most variations in between.
And, I've hunted the Eastern Shore of Maryland, San Francisco Bay and many
places in between.


I fail your silly "pussy test" on many levels but I'm as comfortable with
myself as most men I've ever met. I don't have any doubt about my
"manhood," "toughness," "machismo" or whatever the **** it that YOU are so
obviously uncertain of about in yourself.

My experience ( and I'm 61 not 16 ) shows that "real men" have a huge
variety of interests ( I like 'Pride and Prejudice' and hate 'Rambo' for
instance ) and NO need to categorize them as 'manly' or not.

Give some thought to why you would post such drivel. Admitting, to
yourself, the pussy within .... could be a first step towards real manhood.


I'd like to echo Tom

Grow up, dude.........................


Larry L ( in free advice mode ;-)





riverman January 19th, 2009 03:27 PM

You're a pussy if you camp or backpack like this
 
On Jan 19, 3:32*am, kuikahi wrote:
You're the type of guy or girl like this:

1. * Hates the Rambo movies
2. * Hates the Predator (1) movie
3. * thinks guns and arrows should be banned from all National Parks
and national forests.
4. * Wants to ban hunting all over the USA - thinks it is cute to pet
bears, *wolves, coyotes, deers, etc.
5. * Thinks National Parks are like Disneyland
6. * Guy is PW'd (pussy whipped) and wears city slicking clothes and
tennis shoes in wilderness
* * * areas to please his girlfriend or wife.
7. * After one hour at a campsite, *already wants to check in the
motel
8. * Hates camping food, and already wants to go to McDonalds.
9. * Buys all his camping stuff at REI, and hates Cabelas,
Sportsmansguide, BassPro, and Briqade quartermasters.
10. * Texting too much with his Ipod, cell phone, and keeps asking
why
there is no Wi-fi or cellular
* * * *phone coverage in the wilderness.
11. *Brings his basketball, *football, and baseball gloves to a
camping area, and keep talking
* * * about Lebron James.
12. * Hates the boy scouts or girl scouts when he or she was a kid.
13. * combs his hair too much and looks like a Metro-boy or "Gay
Lord", or Japanese Anime (whatever)
* * * *looking forward to get out of the campground back into the
concrete jungle of City Slicking life.
14. * Especially Asians calling White People if they live out of the
SF Bay Area, *Rednecks.
15 * *Doesn't know how to start a fire or set-up a tent and decides
to
sleep in the car eagerly waiting
* * * *to get the hell out of the camp site.
16. *Watches a DVD movie on the roof of their SUV at night instead of
starting a campfire.

Once a pussy and always a pussy, *FU2




YEAH, (grunt snort)...What HE said...

--riverman
(fffftttttttt)

family-outdoors January 20th, 2009 12:09 AM

You're a pussy if you camp or backpack like this
 
This guy posted the exact same load o' nonsense on a number of
groups...different username. Poor feller.

family-outdoors
www.family-outdoors.com

Dave LaCourse January 20th, 2009 11:46 AM

You're a pussy if you camp or backpack like this
 
I bet Kuikahi mean "One with little penis" in some Native Indian
language.




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