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Last night, as I went through another couple hours of sorting tying
materials, as is the case after one of those tying frenzies, I was
quite pleased with myself for the reorganization effort of all that
stuff.

One problem. I left my tying office door open. ******* Beagle....
In the office was a neat pile of fur and feathers about two feet in
diameter. How the heck that dog plucked all those feathers and fur,
I'll never know. All the hides/skins were consumed along with all the
smaller cape hackles. At least I will be able to sort a bunch of ABC
(already been chewed) hackle into baggies.....

Losses include:
One premium elk rump patch - Fly Fishing Shop
One #1 cape - grizzly - Cabela's
One beautiful Wapsi grizzly cock saddle patch, brown - Barlow's
One dry fly grizzly cape - Bass Pro

Lesson learned:
None, this was not the first time

Resolution:
One 11 year old fat, lazy Beagle for sale - AKC - gonads not included

Any Takers?

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Guy wrote:
Last night, as I went through another couple hours of sorting tying
materials, as is the case after one of those tying frenzies, I was
quite pleased with myself for the reorganization effort of all that
stuff.

One problem. I left my tying office door open. ******* Beagle....
In the office was a neat pile of fur and feathers about two feet in
diameter. How the heck that dog plucked all those feathers and fur,
I'll never know. All the hides/skins were consumed along with all the
smaller cape hackles. At least I will be able to sort a bunch of ABC
(already been chewed) hackle into baggies.....

Losses include:
One premium elk rump patch - Fly Fishing Shop
One #1 cape - grizzly - Cabela's
One beautiful Wapsi grizzly cock saddle patch, brown - Barlow's
One dry fly grizzly cape - Bass Pro

Lesson learned:
None, this was not the first time

Resolution:
One 11 year old fat, lazy Beagle for sale - AKC - gonads not included

Any Takers?

Here's a possible solution:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...126876415.html

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Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

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On Jun 24, 9:48*am, rw wrote:
Guy wrote:
Last night, as I went through another couple hours of sorting tying
materials, as is the case after one of those tying frenzies, I was
quite pleased with myself for the reorganization effort of all that
stuff.

One problem. I left my tying office door open. ******* Beagle....
In the office was a neat pile of fur and feathers about two feet in
diameter. How the heck that dog plucked all those feathers and fur,
I'll never know. All the hides/skins were consumed along with all the
smaller cape hackles. At least I will be able to sort a bunch of ABC
(already been chewed) hackle into baggies.....

Losses include:
One premium elk rump patch - Fly Fishing Shop
One #1 cape - grizzly - Cabela's
One beautiful Wapsi grizzly cock saddle patch, brown - Barlow's
One dry fly grizzly cape - Bass Pro

Lesson learned:
None, this was not the first time

Resolution:
One 11 year old fat, lazy Beagle for sale - AKC - *gonads not included

Any Takers?

Here's a possible solution:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...126876415.html

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So, when will you be here RW? If you come week after next, you can
provide your doggy services and then we can drive to Missouri where I
found a couple of trout spots we could fish in the evenings.
Guy

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"Guy" wrote in message
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Last night, as I went through another couple hours of sorting tying
materials, as is the case after one of those tying frenzies, I was
quite pleased with myself for the reorganization effort of all that
stuff.

One problem. I left my tying office door open. ******* Beagle....

Sounds like you will have plenty of beagle hair. Create a new fly called the
"skinned beagle hair"

HTH,
JT

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Guy wrote:

So, when will you be here RW?

"Here" is where?

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Sounds like you will have plenty of beagle hair. Create a new fly called the
"skinned beagle hair"

Hmm, too bad he's already neutered. You could have tied a Pup's
Indispensable.
Frank Reid

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On Jun 24, 1:13*pm, rw wrote:
Guy wrote:

So, when will you be here RW?

"Here" is where?

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Dallas

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asadi wrote:
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Here's a possible solution:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...126876415.html

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How in the heck did you come up with that?

Facebook.

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Guy wrote:
On Jun 24, 1:13 pm, rw wrote:

Guy wrote:


So, when will you be here RW?

"Here" is where?

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Dallas

I've been to Dallas. My second earliest memories are of living in a
trailer park in Ft. Worth circa 1950, catching horny toads and trying to
deal with the retarded neighbor kid who would repeat everything I said.
(My earliest memories are of Synder, TX -- tornados and oil rigs and
railroad tracks, mostly, and the occasional rodeo.) In the 80s I spent
an entire week at a hotel in the Dallas/Ft. Worth airport at a DARPA
conference. My God. That was real bad.

No thanks. Frankly, I wish Texas would secede. Then we could build a
fence on the LA, OK, NM border.

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rw wrote:

No thanks. Frankly, I wish Texas would secede. Then we could build a
fence on the LA, OK, NM border.

I forgot the AK border. Maybe we can keep that open, but heavily
policed. No politicians, crooked businessmen, or beauty queens allowed
in. And the Dallas ****ing Cowboys can start their own damn league, but
they'll have to stop calling themselves America's Team.

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