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Osmo Jauhiainen February 13th, 2004 07:06 PM

OT Fishing lessons
 

A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in Southern Louisiana recently with
two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. The
game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!"

"Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish down to de bayou and let dem
swim 'round for a while. I whistle and dey jump rat back into dere ice
chests and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The Cajun looked at the game warden for a moment and then said "It's de
truth ma' fren, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the Cajun.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"



troutbum_mt February 13th, 2004 10:44 PM

OT Sexy Confession
 
A scantily dressed girl goes to confession.

"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."

"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?" the priest asked.

"Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission."

"Do you mean like this?" He touches her arm.

"Yes, Father."

"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But Father, he also touched my breasts."

"You mean like this?" He touches her breasts.

"Yes, Father."

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But Father, he took off my clothes."

"Like this?" He takes off her clothes.

"Yes, Father."

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But Father, he put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."

"Like this?" He puts his you-know-what in her you-know-where.

"Y-Y-Yes Father!" she says sometime later.

"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But Father, he has Herpes."

"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!"
--
Warren
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slenon February 14th, 2004 11:22 AM

OT Sexy Confession
 
How far we've come since my clinical training days. Herpes was not
considered an STD by all authorities at the time. Then it errupted into the
forefront and millions became aware that STD's happened to nice folks too.
Along came HIV and suddenly Herpes is of much lesser consequense and the
topic of prime time pharmaceutical ads.


--
Stev Lenon 91B20 '68-'69
Drowning flies to Darkstar

http://web.tampabay.rr.com/stevglo/i...age92kword.htm




Lat705 February 14th, 2004 12:58 PM

OT Sexy Confession
 
You know the difference between True Love and Herpes??


Herpes lasts forever.


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