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Ole and Sven
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics
in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear you can drink dat yet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. Next morning Ole wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rings. It's Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agrees. "Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asks, "Vat's dat?" Sven questions, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stops to think. "No " "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Omaha! Compliments of Phil, better known (to those of us who know him) as Jabba the Gut.* g. *phil is no mean cook.....and positively a genius with meats.....but phil likes his own cooking.....and everybody else's (despite perfunctory grumblings) WAY too much. |
Ole and Sven
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Ole and Sven
On May 21, 10:30*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:a3b701b3-29a8-4a95-815a- : Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear you can drink dat yet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. Next morning Ole wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rings. It's Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agrees. *"Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asks, "Vat's dat?" Sven questions, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stops to think. "No " "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm *in Omaha! Vone little core-erection to Green Teeth's little fiction. "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm *in Obamaha! Compliments of Green Teeth, better known (to those of us who know him) as "Slime of the Muck" * Mildue is his middle name! HH. Look here, ScovilleUnit, obnoxious trolling, gratuitous,childish insults, and long-winded, turgid prose on this newsgroup are reserved for our very own Wolfgang (aka Giles), so bug off. |
Ole and Sven
On May 21, 11:30*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:a3b701b3-29a8-4a95-815a- : Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear you can drink dat yet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. Next morning Ole wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rings. It's Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agrees. *"Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asks, "Vat's dat?" Sven questions, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stops to think. "No " "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm *in Omaha! Vone little core-erection to Green Teeth's little fiction. "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm *in Obamaha! Compliments of Green Teeth, better known (to those of us who know him) as "Slime of the Muck" * Mildue is his middle name! HH. moron. g. |
Ole and Sven
On May 22, 9:55*am, " wrote:
On May 21, 10:30*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote: Giles wrote in news:a3b701b3-29a8-4a95-815a- : Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear you can drink dat yet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. Next morning Ole wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rings. It's Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agrees. *"Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asks, "Vat's dat?" Sven questions, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stops to think. "No " "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm *in Omaha! Vone little core-erection to Green Teeth's little fiction. "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm *in Obamaha! Compliments of Green Teeth, better known (to those of us who know him) as "Slime of the Muck" * Mildue is his middle name! HH. Look here, ScovilleUnit, obnoxious trolling, gratuitous,childish insults, and long-winded, turgid prose on this newsgroup are reserved for our very own Wolfgang (aka Giles), so bug off. He doesn't learn.....ainna? g. who notes that there's some of that goin' around. |
Ole and Sven
Giles wrote in
: On May 22, 9:55*am, " wrote: On May 21, 10:30*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote: Giles wrote in news:a3b701b3-29a8-4a95-815a- : Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear you can drink dat yet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. Next morning Ole wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rings. It's Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agrees. *"Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asks, "Vat's dat?" Sven questions, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stops to think. "No " "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm *in Omaha! Vone little core-erection to Green Teeth's little fiction. "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm *in Obamaha! Compliments of Green Teeth, better known (to those of us who know him) as "Slime of the Muck" * Mildue is his middle name! HH. Look here, ScovilleUnit, obnoxious trolling, gratuitous,childish insults, and long-winded, turgid prose on this newsgroup are reserved for our very own Wolfgang (aka Giles), so bug off. He doesn't learn.....ainna? g. who notes that there's some of that goin' around. YES, I didn't learn about bugging off, AND since you're the resident expert here on Buggery, why don't you tell everyone here your knowlege of what's "goin' around"???? HH. |
Ole and Sven
On May 22, 11:47*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote : On May 22, 9:55*am, " wrote: On May 21, 10:30*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote: Giles wrote in news:a3b701b3-29a8-4a95-815a- : Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear you can drink dat yet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. Next morning Ole wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rings. It's Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agrees. *"Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asks, "Vat's dat?" Sven questions, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stops to think. "No " "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm *in Omaha! Vone little core-erection to Green Teeth's little fiction. "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm *in Obamaha! Compliments of Green Teeth, better known (to those of us who know him) as "Slime of the Muck" * Mildue is his middle name! HH. Look here, ScovilleUnit, obnoxious trolling, gratuitous,childish insults, and long-winded, turgid prose on this newsgroup are reserved for our very own Wolfgang (aka Giles), so bug off. He doesn't learn.....ainna? g. who notes that there's some of that goin' around. YES, I didn't learn about bugging off, AND since you're the resident expert here on Buggery, why don't you tell everyone here your knowlege of what's "goin' around"???? HH. What's "goin' around" here is the annual rebirth; nothing less than the recapitulation of the wee kernel of truth at the heart of all the world's great religions (not to mention the also rans) since time immemorial. Meanwhile, you've buggery on your mind. Who's surprised? g. |
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