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Life in the slow lane.
Approaching a rare controlled intersection (which is to say, a stop
sign off the congruence of two "major" highways that constitue the flimsy rationale for the existence of the town) this morning, a passerthrough witnessed a substantial group of youngish men gathered around a flatbed trailer upon which rested a cheap looking upright piano.....somewhere in LaFarge, or Wilton, or Ettrick, or..... One of their number was standing in front of the instrument and banging out some badly played and unfamiliar amateur rendition of something eminently forgetable. The traveller, struck by the incongruity (or perhaps it was the immediatley recognizable perfection) of the scene came to a rare complete stop at the sign that all locals know is just for tourists anyway. All eyes on the landward side strayed to the road (there really wasn't all that much else to look at anyway) while those in the vehicle serenely surveyed the roadside scene. "Rockin!" quoth the inhabitant of the latter. Much laughter, came the reply from the crew. Waves and smiles were exchanged. giles who, having been around the block a few times, notes that it could have been worse. |
Life in the slow lane.
On May 29, 9:47*am, Giles wrote:
Approaching a rare controlled intersection (which is to say, a stop sign off the congruence of two "major" highways that constitue the flimsy rationale for the existence of the town) this morning, a passerthrough witnessed a substantial group of youngish men gathered around a flatbed trailer upon which rested a cheap looking upright piano.....somewhere in LaFarge, or Wilton, or Ettrick, or..... One of their number was standing in front of the instrument and banging out some badly played and unfamiliar amateur rendition of something eminently forgetable. *The traveller, struck by the incongruity (or perhaps it was the immediatley recognizable perfection) of the scene came to a rare complete stop at the sign that all locals know is just for tourists anyway. *All eyes on the landward side strayed to the road (there really wasn't all that much else to look at anyway) while those in the vehicle serenely surveyed the roadside scene. "Rockin!" quoth the inhabitant of the latter. Much laughter, came the reply from the crew. Waves and smiles were exchanged. giles who, having been around the block a few times, notes that it could have been worse. OK, read that three times and cannot get the image in my head straight. :-( --riverman |
Life in the slow lane.
On May 30, 3:50*am, riverman wrote:
On May 29, 9:47*am, Giles wrote: Approaching a rare controlled intersection (which is to say, a stop sign off the congruence of two "major" highways that constitue the flimsy rationale for the existence of the town) this morning, a passerthrough witnessed a substantial group of youngish men gathered around a flatbed trailer upon which rested a cheap looking upright piano.....somewhere in LaFarge, or Wilton, or Ettrick, or..... One of their number was standing in front of the instrument and banging out some badly played and unfamiliar amateur rendition of something eminently forgetable. *The traveller, struck by the incongruity (or perhaps it was the immediatley recognizable perfection) of the scene came to a rare complete stop at the sign that all locals know is just for tourists anyway. *All eyes on the landward side strayed to the road (there really wasn't all that much else to look at anyway) while those in the vehicle serenely surveyed the roadside scene. "Rockin!" quoth the inhabitant of the latter. Much laughter, came the reply from the crew. Waves and smiles were exchanged. giles who, having been around the block a few times, notes that it could have been worse. OK, read that three times and cannot get the image in my head straight. :-( --riverman- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I saw a bunch of youngish men standing around a trailer behind a pickup truck, parked in front of a church. On the trailer was an upright piano. One young man was standing on the trailer, in front of the piano, banging out something execrable.....and doing it badly. I came to a complete stop at the stop sign. I looked to my left. Some of the young men standing in the street looked back. I said, "Rockin!" They laughed. I drove through the intersection and, looking in the side mirror, I saw them wave. I did likewise. giles who, truth be told, likes the first version better. not as prosaically explicit perhaps.....but the REALLY good things in life often aren't. |
Life in the slow lane.
On May 31, 6:21*am, Giles wrote:
On May 30, 3:50*am, riverman wrote: On May 29, 9:47*am, Giles wrote: Approaching a rare controlled intersection (which is to say, a stop sign off the congruence of two "major" highways that constitue the flimsy rationale for the existence of the town) this morning, a passerthrough witnessed a substantial group of youngish men gathered around a flatbed trailer upon which rested a cheap looking upright piano.....somewhere in LaFarge, or Wilton, or Ettrick, or..... One of their number was standing in front of the instrument and banging out some badly played and unfamiliar amateur rendition of something eminently forgetable. *The traveller, struck by the incongruity (or perhaps it was the immediatley recognizable perfection) of the scene came to a rare complete stop at the sign that all locals know is just for tourists anyway. *All eyes on the landward side strayed to the road (there really wasn't all that much else to look at anyway) while those in the vehicle serenely surveyed the roadside scene. "Rockin!" quoth the inhabitant of the latter. Much laughter, came the reply from the crew. Waves and smiles were exchanged. giles who, having been around the block a few times, notes that it could have been worse. OK, read that three times and cannot get the image in my head straight. :-( --riverman- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I saw a bunch of youngish men standing around a trailer behind a pickup truck, parked in front of a church. *On the trailer was an upright piano. *One young man was standing on the trailer, in front of the piano, banging out something execrable.....and doing it badly. *I came to a complete stop at the stop sign. *I looked to my left. *Some of the young men standing in the street looked back. I said, "Rockin!" They laughed. I drove through the intersection and, looking in the side mirror, I saw them wave. *I did likewise. giles who, truth be told, likes the first version better. *not as prosaically explicit perhaps.....but the REALLY good things in life often aren't. LOL..with the Cliff's Notes, I reread the original and it made perfect sense. :-) --riverman |
Life in the slow lane.
riverman wrote:
LOL..with the Cliff's Notes, I reread the original and it made perfect sense. :-) Not so much Cliff's Notes as a translation from the gibberish. -- Ken Fortenberry |
Life in the slow lane.
On May 31, 1:28*pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote: riverman wrote: LOL..with the Cliff's Notes, I reread the original and it made perfect sense. :-) Not so much Cliff's Notes as a translation from the gibberish. -- Ken Fortenberry Gibberish? Well, Oxy Bow Wow! g. ****in' preadolescent morons. and.....um......oh yeah, BOO! :) |
Life in the slow lane.
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Life in the slow lane.
On Jun 8, 9:55*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:7f7f3e3e-23cc-45bb-9abb- : On May 31, 1:28*pm, Ken Fortenberry wrote: riverman wrote: LOL..with the Cliff's Notes, I reread the original and it made perfect sense. :-) Not so much Cliff's Notes as a translation from the gibberish. -- Ken Fortenberry Gibberish? *Well, Oxy Bow Wow! g. ****in' preadolescent morons. and.....um......oh yeah, BOO! * * *:) Gibberish is putting it lightly, discombobulated bull**** is more in order; only that Green Pea between the ears of Green Teeth Giles can comprehend such nonsense. HH. moron. g. |
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