OT - stupid dogs
 

or stupid me.

Only one slip and it'll cost me.

I walk into the kitchen where my wife is working on dinner and
one of my junkyard dogs (little rat of a Wire Haired Dachshund)
is standing by the back door, tail wagging, eyes big, jumping around.

I say "You want to go out?"

My wife (back to me) says "where?"

And I (DOH! * 10 ^ 64) say "oh, I was talking to the dog.... (tone dropping
as the d word comes out of my mouth)"

Geez, I'm going to be paying for that one for a while.

-- Rob

OT - stupid dogs
 

On 25 Mar 2004 00:05:02 GMT, OWAY2it (-- Rob) wrote:

or stupid me.

Only one slip and it'll cost me.

I walk into the kitchen where my wife is working on dinner and
one of my junkyard dogs (little rat of a Wire Haired Dachshund)
is standing by the back door, tail wagging, eyes big, jumping around.

I say "You want to go out?"

My wife (back to me) says "where?"

And I (DOH! * 10 ^ 64) say "oh, I was talking to the dog.... (tone dropping
as the d word comes out of my mouth)"

Geez, I'm going to be paying for that one for a while.

I'd suggest you take her to someplace really special, not to mention
expensive, this weekend. And learn to preface speech to the dog with
its name...

--

rbc:vixen,Minnow Goddess,Willow Watcher,and all that sort of thing.
Often taunted by trout.
Only a fool would refuse to believe in luck. Only a damn fool would rely on it.

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OT - stupid dogs
 

I'd suggest you take her to someplace really special, not to mention
expensive, this weekend. And learn to preface speech to the dog with
its name...

ya, good advice!

-- Rob (but teaching this old dog a new trick is tough...)

OT - stupid dogs
 

"-- Rob" wrote in message
...
or stupid me.

Only one slip and it'll cost me.

I walk into the kitchen where my wife is working on dinner and
one of my junkyard dogs (little rat of a Wire Haired Dachshund)
is standing by the back door, tail wagging, eyes big, jumping around.

I say "You want to go out?"

My wife (back to me) says "where?"

And I (DOH! * 10 ^ 64) say "oh, I was talking to the dog.... (tone
dropping
as the d word comes out of my mouth)"

Geez, I'm going to be paying for that one for a while.

-- Rob

i don't really see the problem. otoh if you had propositioned the dog in a
manner that frequently follows "going out", i could see where you might run
into trouble. :-)

Snakefiddler