Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

You guys ought to know I wouldn't complain about a cut unless parts are
missing afterwards...

It's something I caught. Not a fish. Not an STD - I'm very careful now that
there are things penicillin won't cure.

I caught a fat man! Well, maybe not fat but he was bigger than me by a good
six or eight inches and maybe a hundred pounds..... And thanks to my
selfless act, he was totally unhurt. I was in a position to hold on tight
and let him land right on my arms....

Most of the tendons in my shoulders are somewhat longer than they used to
be, tears in both rotator cuffs. Chiropractor is taking care of the lower
back.

The neck damage, well, the MD said I probably wouldn't have to wear a halo
and I said very definitely not. Ain't know way I'm getting my neck cut on.

Can't lift, stretch nor pull nor push. Can't reach, roll or curve cast.
Hard to walk uphill or down if it's a steep gradient.

Can't grab a branch to pull myself out of the river.

Certain showers activities compromised.

Surgeons report due soon.

Dying to get to Penns!

All my love, John . . .(I've really done it this time...)

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

"Asadi" wrote in message
nk.net...

. . .(I've really done it this time...)

Ouch. :(

Take care, John. Speedy recovery and all that.

Hope to see you fit (bearing in mind that it's a relative term) in a
few weeks.

Wolfgang

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

"Asadi" wrote in
nk.net:

You guys ought to know I wouldn't complain about a cut unless parts
are missing afterwards...

It's something I caught. Not a fish. Not an STD - I'm very careful now
that there are things penicillin won't cure.

I caught a fat man! Well, maybe not fat but he was bigger than me by
a good six or eight inches and maybe a hundred pounds..... And thanks
to my selfless act, he was totally unhurt. I was in a position to hold
on tight and let him land right on my arms....

Most of the tendons in my shoulders are somewhat longer than they used
to be, tears in both rotator cuffs. Chiropractor is taking care of the
lower back.

The neck damage, well, the MD said I probably wouldn't have to wear a
halo and I said very definitely not. Ain't know way I'm getting my
neck cut on.

Can't lift, stretch nor pull nor push. Can't reach, roll or curve
cast. Hard to walk uphill or down if it's a steep gradient.

Can't grab a branch to pull myself out of the river.

Certain showers activities compromised.

Surgeons report due soon.

Dying to get to Penns!

All my love, John . . .(I've really done it this time...)



Congrats on the resue! It's great to hear of selfless people in action.
Also, a warm thanks from all us big guys.

Wishing you an easy recovery.
Scott

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

Asadi wrote:
You guys ought to know I wouldn't complain about a cut unless parts are
missing afterwards...

damage report snipped
All my love, John . . .(I've really done it this time...)

Damn, that sounds rough, John. You guys sure earn your ducats.
I'll raise a glass to you and firemen everywhere as I wish you
a speedy recovery.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

"Asadi" wrote...
You guys ought to know I wouldn't complain about a cut unless parts are
missing afterwards...
snip tale of woe

All my love, John . . .(I've really done it this time...)

Damn, John, you can't even make a lure outta this one. :) Get better soon.
--
TL,
Tim
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http://css.sbcma.com/timj

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

Asadi wrote:

I caught a fat man! Well, maybe not fat but he was bigger than me by a good
six or eight inches and maybe a hundred pounds..... And thanks to my
selfless act, he was totally unhurt....

And promptly released ...... Would have been an opp for a true "hero
shot."

Well done. Hope you recover quickly.

JR

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

"Asadi" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
nk.net...

SNIP

That sounds rough. Hope you get well soon.

Mind you, it will probably take your mind off your finger! :)

TL
MC

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

Asadi wrote:

I caught a fat man!

It just goes to show that obesity is one of the major health risks
today. :-)

Get better.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

John informs us:
I caught a fat man!
story involving selfless heroism and serious bodily harm snipped

God God, John! Just lay low, rest up for 4 plus weeks and get to Penn's intact,
or at least as intact as you can manage.
Tom

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 12:19:32 GMT, "Asadi"
wrote:


Surgeons report due soon.

We wait, trembling in anticipa-aa-tion


Dying to get to Penns!


That's obvious . . .

All my love, John . . .(I've really done it this time...)


So don't do that again, ya hear!

(At least your sense of humour ain't broke.)

Take care and I mean it!

Peter